Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.

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Squarespace:  Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.
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SimpliSafe: &nbsp;Visit <a href="https://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr">www.SimpliSafe.com/burr</a> to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and get your first month free.
Squarespace: &nbsp;Check out <a href="https://www.Sw">www.Squarespace.com/BURR</a> for a free trial, and when you&rsquo;re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati. 

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Squats, Driverless Cars, Toothpaste Delivery | Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-25

Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.

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Squarespace:  Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR

Momentous:  Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com 

Helix:  Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide

Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.
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Fast Growing Trees: &nbsp;Get great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. &nbsp;Listeners &nbsp;get 20% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com/BURR&nbsp;
Squarespace: &nbsp;Go to http://www.squarespace.com/BURR with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR
Momentous: &nbsp;Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com&nbsp;
Helix: &nbsp;Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide

Euro Step, Address Abuse, Puppet Act | Monday Morning Podcast  3-23-26

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Mitch Murder - Intertia
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TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR 

Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.  Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.  http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along. ----------------------------------------- (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude:&nbsp; Mitch Murder - Intertia ----------------------------------------- SimpliSafe: &nbsp;Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR&nbsp;
Policy Genius: &nbsp;Protect the life you&rsquo;ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage. &nbsp;Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR&nbsp;
TRUEWERK: &nbsp;Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR&nbsp;
Fast Growing Trees: &nbsp;Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. &nbsp;Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout. &nbsp;http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Rooms, Asteroids, Getting Along | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-19-26

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.

SimpliSafe:  Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Policy Genius:  Protect the life you’ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage.  Head to http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR 

TRUEWERK:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR 

Fast Growing Trees:  Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.  Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.  http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR

Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand &amp; Blondie'.
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SimpliSafe: &nbsp;Right now, my listeners can get 50% off a new system by visiting <a href="http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR">http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;
Policy Genius: &nbsp;Protect the life you&rsquo;ve built. With Policygenius, you can see if you can find 20-year life insurance policies starting at just $276 a year for $1 million in coverage.&nbsp; Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR">http://www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR</a>&nbsp;
TRUEWERK: &nbsp;Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters.&nbsp;Get 15% off your first order at <a href="http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR">http://www.TRUEWERK.com/BURR</a>&nbsp;
Fast Growing Trees:&nbsp; Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants.&nbsp; Get 20% off your first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com">http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com</a> and use the code BURR

Squats, Driverless Cars, Toothpaste Delivery | Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-25

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