Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.

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Bill rambles about squats, driverless cars, and toothpaste deliveries.
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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati. 

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Bill Burr rants about whatever is bothering, exciting, or confusing him that day.

Squats, Driverless Cars, Toothpaste Delivery | Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-25

Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.

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Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.
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the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26

Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives.

(01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.

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Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork.
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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives.
(01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.&nbsp; They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams.
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Flightless Birds, New Music, Breath Work | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-26

Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.

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Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities.
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Squats, Driverless Cars, Toothpaste Delivery | Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-25

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