On today's MJ Morning Show:

Car-Jitsu

If you see this color on a tree, beware...

Morons in the news

Man won $315 million Powerball because of unwanted orange juice?

Which Queen song is scientifically perfect for children?

Roxanne's 'fat arms'

Landscapers along MJ's walk were smokin' somethin' funny... We took calls.

Clearwater police officer arrested for 'public corruption'

Bbuca di Beppo 

Timothee Chalamet was paid how much for a 90 second video/ad??

Details on Justin Timberlake's DWI

Howard Frankland Bridge may open two closed lanes later today

Pitbull buys naming rights to FIU stadium

Zac Efron's pool dive injury

Highest paid actor in Hollywood

Rumor - Facial recognition at NFL games

MJ saw an Instagram video allegedly showing a postal worker dumping mail into a dumpster