On today's MJ Morning Show:

Elf on a Shelf? Try Shaggy....

Convoy

Morons in the news

Kefin

MJ grazing on leftover Halloween candy

Monkey joke?

Candy that never became Halloween candy

Fester's daughter caught listening at school

MJ's turkey fryer arrived... damaged

Vanna White called 'unrecognizable' without makeup

Plastic surgery trend

Roxanne is not auditioning for 'The Morning Blend'

Breeze Airways

Fight between Spirit counter employees

Cam Stewart on Kansas City, Taylor Swift

Mahomes and Kelce burglary

Jason Kelce & Stevie Nicks' Christmas song

Dave Coulier medical situation

Woman gave birth at airport gate

Denis Phillips on tropical system

TSA found how many loaded guns in Tampa Bay area?

Jake Paul's watch

"Back to the Future" #4?

Zuckerberg sings

Tanning booth customer dies, found days later