On today's MJ Morning Show:

Meeting Mariah Carey

Morons in the news

Roxanne saw Dr. Koco Eaton

What time does the average person know they're having a bad day?

MJ's conch pounding

J.Lo officially filed for divorce

MJ Morning Show Complaint Department

IG - Chloe's birthday photo

Matthew Perry's former doctor is back at work

Walmart/Target floor walkers

Bad Day calls

Some stores are enforcing young shopper policies

Simone Biles was offered a $26,000 bottle of champagne after the Olympics

Jury duty chatter

U.S. birth rate hits new low

MJ's headed to the movies after the show

How to get arrested at Applebee's