On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news

Listener Logan works in hospital, explains the Lyft/Uber rides

Call to Fester

How many wake-up alarms do you set?

"Fashion Braces" 

RIP James Earl Jones

Man had something lodged in his nose for 25 years

Book - "There Is No Ethan" 

Governor saves competitive eater from choking

Don't do this while driving... really... really... and the story gets stranger

McCauley Culkin and Chevy Chase stories

Jason Momoa on phone

Legend has it that if you forget something, return to get it, stay for a few minutes... it could be a "guardian angel"... We took calls

Kate Gosselin's son accuses her of keeping him zip-tied in basement

P.Diddy's Beverly Hills mansion for sale... for how much?

Ryan Seacrest's 'Wheel' debut... anyone watch?

Waffle House CEO RIP

Tyreek Hill arrest bodycam audio