On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ watches old SNL episodes

A doctor didn't hear his patient screaming because he wasn't wearing his hearing aids

Morons in the news

Home STI tests?

Top 5 fast food mascots

Don't do this while you sleep...

Chloe's birthday call

Flight story... Was this a creepy story? 

Passenger hit by drink cart repeatedly on flight

Former NFL'er Gosder Cherilus relieved himself on a fellow flight passenger???

Amazon driver understandably upset over snack left for him

MJ wants to sell stuff at Bucs games

'Hawk Tuah' girl is coming to town

Listener e-mailed MJ with a parody suggestion

Adult rips off a lemonade stand

Spring Hill home hit with car, driver came back after hospital to apologize

Turtles linked to salmonella outbreak

A visit from Linda Hurtado... she has a new book!

Inappropriate children's shirt from fashion company

Baby names that may be going extinct

TSA arrested woman over stolen boarding pass/ID... through facial scanning

Golden Bachelorette is getting lots of photos she really doesn't want to see

How much does it cost to own a dog?