On today's MJ Morning Show:

Olympics games... are you paying attention?

Morons in the news

MJ's trip

Roxanne's daughter was in 'Cats'

Assignment to Roxanne to get an interview with Joe Exotic

4 songs that lower our IQ?

Airline story 1 - Southwest Flight 150 feet over Tampa Bay

Airline story 2 - Vomiting airline attendants on United

Airline story 3 - Southwest Air cans of soda exploding aboard plane

Julio Foolio's killers are identified and arrested

World Record set in Tampa with Cuban sandwich

Fresh Kitchen fire

Not what you're thinking... girl gets screwed in butt

Bag labeled 'bag full of drugs'

Sinead O'Connor's COD

Pauly Shore still wants to make a Richard Simmons biopic

Denis Phillips update on the tropics

Rod Stewart thinks his days are numbered