On today's MJ Morning Show:

First world problems

Morons in the news

Sun and Fun Lakeland

Cops pull over guy who assaulted a real estate agent

Lunchables with lead?

17-year-old arrested for shooting near Armature Works

Grilled cheese sandwiches - How many do you eat in a year?

Lawn care guy revisited... Someone else is complaining about MJ not having a real job?

Hal Herman's debut of Hell Herman coming tomorrow

Roxanne's mother and panties?

Accused drunk driver in Florida can't remember her ABC's

Driving on 3 tires can get you pulled over

Complimentary phrase for women.. "Natural beauty"... we took calls

Margo Robbie is making another movie based on a board game? 

MJ read some e-mails

Costco sells gold bars?

20-year-old jumped off a cruise ship last week... his father believes he still lives

Credit card debt is through the roof, and delinquency is at an all-time high

Bakery owner lost $4,000 ring in dough

Woman removed from plane in Las Vegas... update

Eclipse follow-ups