On today's MJ Morning Show:

Portrait talk... King George's and MI's family

38% of Americans surveyed lack inspiration at work

Morons in the news

Tampa Bay Buccaneers schedule

Adult diaper assault

JLo/Ben Affleck

Our psychopath story may have been misunderstood regarding texing while drivng

Men more likely to lose weight with this incentive

The MJ Portrait... who DOES he look like?

Red Lobster winning bid

Roxanne drank a LOT of water

How long does the check engine light get ignored?

MJ's headed to NYC with his son and will go on a pizza tour

MayCember - We took calls

Are women really prone to faint or throw up on first dates from stress?

Instacart driver was to deliver a meal to a death row prison

A Tampa restaurant accused of clipping ferns from the yard for garnish

Chloe wants a Red Lobster booth

Roxanne on JLo/Affleck

Truffle butter was how much???

Happy Gilmore 2 coming!

Taylor and Kelcey