On today's MJ Morning Show:

Am I The Bleep-Hole? Woman wants divorce over farts

Morons in the news

Cheese slice phoney story

Flavor Flav to hype U.S. water polo team

Justin Bieber paid $10 million to perform for Indian billionaire heir

P.Diddy allegedly likes pink cocaine?

MJ called champion hot dog eater Miki Sudo

Florida Departmet of Health hacked... death certificates, marriage certificates, etc. affected

Roxanne observes how people either have phone turned up or turned down... We took calls

MJ's missing gym shorts mystery solved

Alligator is not the recommended method of opening a beer

4th of July fireworks dummies

Slip and fall windfall from Publix

Matthew Perry  update

Hamptons' food prices

Miami airport green slime

Bad food on a flight

Mom and son argue with a guy on an airplane

9-year-old singer from Tampa wows on America's Got Talent