On today's Morning Show:

Previously on... 5-year-old left in car, but the part we glossed over... Mom is 62?

MJ has one car... Thanks for the ride, Fester

The Denver Burger King guy follow-up

Morons in the news

Don't eat this with something else...

This boosts happiness

MJ's son wants to buy this online

Is MJ a 'Karen' for warning about license plate frames on cars?

What do you do if the server doesn't visit your table?

You shouldn't drink these before dinner

iPhone warning

Female tattoo record holder

Gen Z is bringing back this fashion trend

Dopiest name for a kid

Dating turn-offs

What's now slowing down TSA security lines?

MJ's Instagram... Couch dumping

More than 28% are now looking for jobs

Bloody hair guy removed from flight

A guy locks people inside a Starbucks with a bike lock

Man uses identity theft in attempt to steal two Kia Tellurides... instant karma

Tampa Bay Comic Convention this weekend

Sushi AND Sumo wrestling at Armature Works?

Farewell, Pat George

Woman sues La Quinta over being recorded stepping out of shower?