On today's MJ Morning Show:

Chase ad caught MJ and Fester's ear

Morons in the news

Doctor that recommends never do 'ass-to-grass' squats

Pooph

2024 Reliaquest Bowl matchup

Top cities for cheating in winter

Calling Chloe... MJ has a bone to pick

MJ's trip to Publix/Shopping cart story

Most dangerous Christmas songs to listen to while driving

NFL on CBS voiceover

Parents need to pay attention to their kids' initials when naming

Professional backscratchers

Best time to go to bathroom during movie 'Wicked'

Police arrest 2 trying to get into college football game with fake names

Taylor Swift-obsessed wives causing divorces

Ruby slippers sold at auction

Is there a funny side of UHC CEO shooting? SNL thinks so

Hawk Tuah girl might go to jail according to pro investor

Jay-Z accused of alleged involvement in rape of 13-year-old girl