On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's Moldy Food 

Cindy Lauper's Son - Car Thief 

Morons in the News 

Dallas Man Destroys Art  

Burrito tape/Anthony Sullivan  

Cheesiest Rock Ballads  

Blues Brothers Moron In The News  

Discontinued stuff you miss  

Servers fired at a NJ restaurant  

Hal Herman Truth Booth  

Roxanne Loves Pain At The Dentist  

What Body Part Do You Wash First In The Shower? 

MJ Ugly American Tourist  

Mechanic Corvette Joyride  

Largo Snickers thief