On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's Doug may or may not have seen Dog the Bounty Hunter at the airport this morning

Morons in the news

Warning regarding 'waterproof' mascara

Wireless phones reportedly do not cause brain cancer

Don't make your bed each morning, according to someone...

Navy Commander relieved of service, possibly over photo

Green Day was forced off stage during a Detroit show

If your watermelon does this when you slice into it, get rid of it

MJ is flying Spirit again... and he had a vivid dream

NFL season has returned, as has Taylor Swift

A listener e-mail

Movie 'Masterminds' connection to a Clearwater story

How much sleep do you need? Depends on your age...

What day and time do most people 'get it on'?

A woman says she's unattractive and wants her hot friends to stop pretending she is

More about our upcoming 'sensitivity training'

A call to J.D., the Titanic guy

Bad groom... really bad... he killed a groomsman

Domino's Pizza ad with Simon Cowell

Possible good news form Pizza Hut

Guy angry about pizza made without sauce

Chipotle Halloween costumes

Influencers are renting their 'wealth'