Marie is going on $$$$ dates now and bags herself a "Gnocci Nigga." Sydnee sucks at texting and is officially and a supermodel. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? If you see a white man weeping on the sidewalk, how much money would you give him? Casey Balsham might be the sweetest/slowest person we've ever had on the podcast and is our GULLIBLE Expert this week. Grab some Diet Meth and pull up a chair.

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