Australia's beloved Bluey is becoming a movie! But could we turn it into a radio show too?
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Mel and Manny for breakfast, get a and welcome. Happy Thursday everyone. Well it's Thursday in our part of the world. You could be listening to this at any time. It is the Mel and Maddie Podcast and Mel Tresina.
Well, boy, what a show.
We don't want to day have just any treat for you. We've got a dog treat for you coming up in your podcast today.
And that is a brilliant joke if you knew what we were talking about. We were talking about the fact that Bluey has got a new film coming out. So Blue's got a TV show, merchandise Blue's World, which is open in Brisbane, a film coming out, and we thought, you know what Blue hasn't done yet, radio, So we are bringing you Blue Radio.
If that's not enough to stick around for, I don't know what it is, but.
Maybe it's my cricket wrap up.
Like if there's ever gonna be like a I don't know, a radio award for people in who don't know sport that do sport reporting, you will win with your cricket wrap up of the Third Test in Brisbane.
Yeah, if you're like me and you've got no idea and all you do is watch reality TV. I think this recap's got a little bit of everything for both of us.
Plus we're going to find out exactly what Mariah Carey did.
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I can't say this. You say it, milk do it?
Oh? Yeah, because last time he said it, you sounded creepy. Yeah. Mariah signed Arounda's boob, her booby.
I think she called it a tit didn't she.
I hate saying that word tit.
Yeah, she goes Mariah Samtet.
I just said to you it's creeping. You're like, this is what she said.
It's all in the potty anyway, guys, enjoy.
I am so excited for this. So Blue has announced that they're releasing a film, which means they've dominated TV, They've got their own world in Brisbane. Now they're doing the movie scene and so we thought, what's next for the Blue franchise but to take over radio and do a Blue radio show. And we need your help on thirteen twenty four to ten. Good morning, Jackie, good morning. Are you a massive Blue fan? We are? Yes?
Yeah, who's way, Jackie?
This is my five year old ev.
I color Evy so good all right, Hey Jackie, thanks for getting involved in Blue Radio. No, thank you just for doing that. We're going to hook you up with a gold Grass double pass to Moonlight Cinema. Awesome. Thanks. So this summer you can experience a luxury under the stars with Singapore Airlines Goldgrass at Moonlight Cinema, book at Moonlight dot com dot au. And now we're gonna get ready into Blue Radio. Are you ready, Jackie? Yes, we are. Okay, let's do it. Maw made.
For your Thursday morning. Here it's Melon Maddie.
And if you've missed anything on the Bluey Radio, you can fetch it on the.
Podcast on the way the freshead from Snoop Dog Feit Little Bow Wow. And we'll cross to the Golden Retrievers who are out on the streets in the Nova Tube Breus handing out the hottest treats in town.
But right now we're getting you to sit, stay and play the Secret Smell.
We are after Caller Canine.
Oh hello, Jackie. Hello, what are you up to this morning?
Oh?
Not much.
We're about to go on our morning walkie soon.
Oh I'm so jealous. I wish I could go on a morning walkie too.
Well Jackie, congratulations you are Caller ca nine. Let's have a listen one more time to the secret smell.
For one million schmackos. What is the secret smell? Is it Akoodle's? But who's a good girl? Jackson?
Who's Jackie? Congratulations? Oh my gosh, one million schmackos coming your way.
It says here on our screen that your sister has had a big litter recently and these smackos couldn't have come at a better time.
So congratulations, Thank.
You so much.
Oh thanks Jackie, go for your morning walkies.
Thank you, we will.
We go. Oh You're so excited, Aren'tie. Yesterday on the show, we had this moment on air in regards to the cricket great sledge great Also, isn't sledge of cricket?
It is yet look learning. I am so impressed.
Thanks too.
Maybe tomorrow you could do like a cricket wrap up of that test in Brisbane for us.
That sounds horrible to watch all the days.
No, no, just you know, just maybe just read an article and do a summary.
You know, it's been three and a half days of working with you and I'm already having to do a wrap up of the cricket. This is not my idea of fun. But you put me to the challenge and I did it because I am a professional. So I would like to bring you my wrap up of the five day Third Test of Australia v India at the Gabba, and I've got production low all right. Here is a wrap up of the five day Third Test of Australia v India at the Gabba by Melissa Trossina. If you're wondering how Test one and Test two went, I'm guessing not well, which is why we need a third. I assume cricket plays by the rules of best of three, at least I hope. So Saturday, Saturday, the fourteenth of December was the first day of the five day Test. Honestly, if you blinked, miss it. And for me, I've kept my eyes closed the entire time open as Usman Kowaja and Nathan McSweeney guided Australia to twenty eight to zero. Which one for.
Twenty eight, that's what is it? None for twenty eight?
Twenty eight to zero, which I assume is a good thing for Australia. In what I imagine was not good news for cricket fans. We were only able to make it to thirteen point two overs. Due to rain, the game was rained out, so the cricketers made like trades in wet weather and called it a day. Play was abandoned just over an hour before the scheduled close, which meant they met they met the traffic home. Day two of the five day Tests was all about Steve Smith. This time it was not about the ball tampering scandal twenty eighteen, affectionately dubbed hashtag sandpaper Gate, but because he moved to second on Australia's all time century Makers after bringing up his thirty third test ton. If that sentence also made no sense to you, century maker has something to do with the number one hundred and test Ton, I'm guessing is in relation to the fictional location where the Bridgeton family live.
We say, Tom, but that's okay, keep.
Going, that's fine, Not okay, Tom, that's fine. Australia finished seven out of four hundred and five, which which in maths terms is not a good fraction, but in cricket terms means we were at a huge advantage. Cricket is so powerful denies the laws of maths. Take that Pythagoras in your face, Eron sign put that in your pipe and smoke at Isaac Newton. Day three of the tests saw only four spells of cricket due to the weather, Australia added forty runs. India was ready to have their turn, but the rain start added, so their mum called them in for tea time. India slipped twenty two to three. Experts say that cricket can't be played in rain because it ruins the gameplay. I suspect it has more to do with their white outfits. Not enough nappy sand could clean those mudstains. Plus, when wearing white, you never know when something might turn a little. Less cricket and more wet T shirt comp hello. But if it did, then you'd spark my interest. Day four or five brought a game within a game. It was like watching the movie Inception, with India playing the role of Leonardo DiCaprio. India managed to stay in the game, which was bad news for Aussies who thought they were going to win, and even worse news for people like me because it meant we needed a fifth day of play. Oh wait to run out of a bed.
Hang on, Oh we're back, We're.
Back, We're back.
Okay.
Yesterday was of five for the Third Test of Australia v India. This is the moment, the dramatic climax, the conflict before the resolution. Is all of the world, those watching on KO or Fox watch and wait eagerly to see whether the Australians or the Indians will be crowned the Third Test champions. After what feels like months of play.
I know the result of yet I sweating and I have suspense. I need to know what happened now.
What happens, Marge? The rains are e yet it starts raining. The cricketers don't want to get hair wet and frizzy, so the teeth go inside for a tea break over a little cup of Cama mile and some scones. They ask who should win, Australia or India, to which someone replies, but again on as doos, so they call it a draw and we never had another Test match again.
The end, Oh, that is amazing, But you know we've got the big batch to nightmare.
What I wanted to talk about a conversation we had yesterday on air where you just casually threw away that you had a very awkward encounter with our Nova boss in a car stuck with him for an hour and a half one way and an hour and a half the other way, and it went a little like this. Do you feel the space in that time? Do you have a conversation?
Absolutely? Because I can't handle awkward silences. So I'm there, I'm feeling it. I'm like school holidays is coming up?
What are the kids doing? The cricket? Oh you don't watch it?
Well, I'm out of topics in this whole process. I've felt sorry for you, But now that I'm hearing your side of the story, do we need to do a welfare check on BT and make sure that he's doing all right?
I took a turn like you were on my side for so long, and then right at the end, handbrake and you've just turned around and you're on BTS.
Did you hear yourself? Did you hear how annoying you would have been in that car?
I'm sure people would love to be sitting next to me with my band in a car for three hours.
Doing your your wicked karaoke.
Yeah, well you know what could it be? So it's a seven minutes of define gravity. So we're doing the car for an hour and a half hour and a half.
What's the math? How many times can we do it? I wanted to know on' thirteen twenty four to ten, who did you get stuck next to? Maybe you got stuck with someone in a long road trip as well, in a car or on a bus, public transport. Maybe it was a flight. You always hear about those flight horror stories where you get stuck next to someone. Good morning, James, good morning.
How are you guys?
Very well? Set the scene? Where were you and who were you stuck next to?
Yeah?
Well, speaking of Paris. So I was standing in the line for the Palace of the site, and I got two young kids, and they were playing with the birds and doing all that, and a couple in front of us kept making eye contact, giggling that awkward stuff. And anyway, finally you found a way in. He goes, oh, hell, the kids, blah blah blah, And then he goes, oh, well, I've got you. I just want to show you a bit about the renovations I'm doing back in the States. So we went for twenty five minutes looking at pictures of trusters and timber and tile, all different things about his renovation. And I just couldn't wait for that line to get movie.
No, because it wasn't even like Yeah.
For a moment, I thought you were going to tell me that he was like some famous architect or something like that, and then he turns around, He's showing him his home Renos.
Yeah.
No, No, I wish, I wish, And this is the strange here.
I would have started chasing the birds as well with your kids.
James Charlie, Hello.
Hey guys. Merry Christmas.
Oh, Merry Christmas.
Tell us great having you on on the radio. You guys are great together?
Is our boss that?
Yeah, you're right?
Actually, who do you get sick?
I was with my ex and basically we broke up. I went to a restaurant and something happened at the restaurant I won't say what, and we broke up. Didn't really think it through though, because then I had to sit with him all the way home, which was a forty minute drive. No, it was the most awkward forty minute drive of my life.
Did one of you thinks of taking an uber.
It wasn't a thing back then, so it was rather a taxi, which would have cost a lot of money. And we're both unique students at the time, so it would have cost a lot of money. But yeah, it was. It was not the best, to say the least. It was the weirdest thing because we broke up. It was rude to a waiter and I just I won't stand for that, and I just went, you know, mate, we've got to break up now. I would have been thinking about it for a while and then I went on, no, I have to drive home with him.
Oh, Charlie, that is so awkward. Wasn't any chance of a reconcile in that forty minutes?
He didn't go flip flop at all?
Oh hell no, he tried. He was like, you know, I can change, and I said, well, you haven't changed in the last four years, so it's done. It's done with through.
Yeah, Charlie.
You know what I can do for you. I can throw you a moonlight cinema past. You know what, you can take someone else to moonlight cinemas. Now you've broken up with the d bag and you can take someone that you actually like along to moonlight cinemas.
Would you like that?
It's funny. I do call him dbag because his name was.
Daniel mel Tresina is about to tell us what's going on in the water show.
Music celebs and TV. I fell for some clickbait. I'm an absolute idiot. It was about Arnold Swartzenegar fans being concerned about how he's looking recently, and I was like, Arnie, not Arnie, so I clicked on it. He literally looks like Tim Allen in Santa Claus. You know wh Allen becomes Santa Claus. Yeah, yeah, that is literally him.
Not that before the after.
Yeah, yes, this is what Arnold Swarzeneggle looks like. And I'm thinking, oh man, this is this is not good. It turns out that it's just for a film. He's doing a movie called The Man with the Bag.
Yeah.
I first saw that and I thought, I was this is a documentary about an NRL.
Player, But no, it's about Santa and his suck.
And we have now lived long enough to see Arnold Swarzenegger plays Santa Claus.
Yeah. Do you reckon he regrets anything in his life?
You know what?
I reckon?
He would be an incredible Santa Jingle all the way. There's a great Christmas movie with Arnie. And you know what, now he's come full circle and he's Santa. I'll get around it. But it's weird that they're filming it now, so it must be for next Christmas.
Yeah, it has to be. Yeah, they're probably taking advantage of the winter.
Yeah, it's true.
The other thing that's making news at the moment, Mariah Carey has celebrated her return to stage. So she was unwell. She's had to cancel a few of her Christmas concerts that she's been touring around, and she's gone back on stage. And Rihanna the Bad Girl ree Ree was in the audience, front and center, and she got Mariah Carey to sign her boob. Listen to this. Wow, this is Mariah the video I love. I love Rihanna like she's just an absolute vibe.
Mariah Carey signed my beep.
Yeah, why wouldn't you get Mariah Carey to sign your beat?
You know what I was thinking to myself. I was thinking to myself, if I saw them, which one would I want to sign mine? And I was like, absolutely Rihanna. But then I remember I have two, so I could get Mariah as well.
Okay, now, mel this daddy who is now a daddy? Can you please unpack this one for us?
All right? Get get the fingers ready hot purple wiggle John Pierce and his wife Jesse I'm gonna say Adamo have welcomed their first child and they have a little baby boy. So everyone, oh my gosh, because mums have mum's parents have all been going crazy over this hot wiggle.
Does it make him hotter now that he's a dad or is he hotter pre dad wiggle?
I think he's become hotter. I reckon when, because especially if he's a good dad. When I need a third nipple for him to sign, I mean boom. Sorry,