Arey bhai log, saans lene ka tax lagega kya?
Mawaali Bhai is back, fuming more than Delhi ka smog!
Delhi ka AQI upar, schools band, roads dhund mein gayab, mask pe mask — log saans dhoond rahe hain.Dilli bolti: “Winter aa rahi hai”
Pollution bolta: “Main pehle aata!” Par Mumbai, kitna din bolenge “Sea breeze saves us”?
Ab hawa bhi bol rahi — “Main resign kar rahi hoon!”
Pollution rising fast, aur agar abhi nahi sudhre, toh Mumbai = Delhi 2.0. Mawaali Bhai ka warning:
“Saans free thi, ab mil nahi rahi!”