Tegan and Storme reveal a 200-person international group chat dedicated to dirty habits, the stars of Inky Pinky Ponky 2 join us the studio, Storme gets thrown under the bus with Chris Hipkins and the silly games you play when you don't know the karakia...
00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show Whānau!
00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz
00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps"
00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki & JP Studio Interview
00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) & Beveragino
00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name
00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern
00:37:00 - Throwing Storme Under the Bus
00:38:42 - Company Time Bathroom Etiquette
00:41:01 - Were Powerbands a Total High School Scam?
00:43:23 - I'm Here, You're There: Revenge & Petty Takes
00:48:48 - Wananga Wednesday: Faking Karakia 

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Tegan and Storme reveal a 200-person international group chat dedicated to dirty habits, the stars of Inky Pinky Ponky 2 join us the studio, Storme gets thrown under the bus with Chris Hipkins and the silly games you play when you don't know the karakia...
<ul>
<li>00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show Whānau!</li>
<li>00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz</li>
<li>00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps"</li>
<li>00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki &amp; JP Studio Interview</li>
<li>00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) &amp; Beveragino</li>
<li>00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name</li>
<li>00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern</li>
<li>00:37:00 - Throwing Storme Under the Bus</li>
<li>00:38:42 - Company Time Bathroom Etiquette</li>
<li>00:41:01 - Were Powerbands a Total High School Scam?</li>
<li>00:43:23 - I'm Here, You're There: Revenge &amp; Petty Takes</li>
<li>00:48:48 - Wananga Wednesday: Faking Karakia&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Powerband Scams, Group Chats & Fake Karakia 👀

Today Bailey turns down Temuera Morrison, Aussie comedy legend Chopper stops by, and send us a Rock!

Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame.
00:00 - Welcome to the show!
02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club & Catchup
08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz
12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv"
16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance
19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song
27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre
30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez
35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy
39:26 - Bailey Said NO to Temuera Morrison!
43:21 - ASAP Rocky Ticket Giveaway: Send Us a Rock
46:34 - Broken Things Lying Around the House
54:03 - TV & Movie Distractions: Smell, Handbrakes & Zombie Gas

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Today Bailey turns down Temuera Morrison, Aussie comedy legend Chopper stops by, and send us a Rock!
Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame.
<ul>
<li>00:00 - Welcome to the show!</li>
<li>02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club &amp; Catchup</li>
<li>08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz</li>
<li>12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv"</li>
<li>16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance</li>
<li>19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song</li>
<li>27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre</li>
<li>30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez</li>
<li>35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy</li>
<li>39:26 - Bailey Said NO to Temuera Morrison!</li>
<li>43:21 - ASAP Rocky Ticket Giveaway: Send Us a Rock</li>
<li>46:34 - Broken Things Lying Around the House</li>
<li>54:03 - TV &amp; Movie Distractions: Smell, Handbrakes &amp; Zombie Gas</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Uncle Tem, Chopper Reid & Rocks 🪨

30 political billboards on ONE North Shore fence?! Tegan brings in the photo that's breaking the internet, tradies playing silly games on site. Plus, political reporter Tova O'Brien joins the studio ahead of the multi-leaders debate, and the team decks out their cars for the Rugby League World Cup!
00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes & Morning Email Hacks
00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker
00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know
00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans
00:19:27 - Nickson's Taupō Audi Racetrack Dilemma
00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him
00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out Of Hand
00:34:51 - Tradie Talk: Calling Out Silly Games On-Site (Part 1)
00:37:28 - On-Site Blunders, Tesla Hammers & Drug Test Failures (Part 2)
00:41:55 - Tikanga Police: Storme Eats Before Karakia
00:45:42 - Pimping Our Cars for the Rugby League World Cup
00:50:46 - What Dat Suburb: Bouncy Castles & Pull-Ups at Macca's
00:59:13 - What Does "Relatable" Even Mean Anymore? (Part 1)
01:03:28 - Budget Bestie Makere Drops Truth Bombs on Relatability (Part 2)

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

30 political billboards on ONE North Shore fence?! Tegan brings in the photo that's breaking the internet, tradies playing silly games on site. Plus, political reporter Tova O'Brien joins the studio ahead of the multi-leaders debate, and the team decks out their cars for the Rugby League World Cup!
<ul>
<li>00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes &amp; Morning Email Hacks</li>
<li>00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker</li>
<li>00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know</li>
<li>00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans</li>
<li>00:19:27 - Nickson's Taupō Audi Racetrack Dilemma</li>
<li>00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him</li>
<li>00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out Of Hand</li>
<li>00:34:51 - Tradie Talk: Calling Out Silly Games On-Site (Part 1)</li>
<li>00:37:28 - On-Site Blunders, Tesla Hammers &amp; Drug Test Failures (Part 2)</li>
<li>00:41:55 - Tikanga Police: Storme Eats Before Karakia</li>
<li>00:45:42 - Pimping Our Cars for the Rugby League World Cup</li>
<li>00:50:46 - What Dat Suburb: Bouncy Castles &amp; Pull-Ups at Macca's</li>
<li>00:59:13 - What Does "Relatable" Even Mean Anymore? (Part 1)</li>
<li>01:03:28 - Budget Bestie Makere Drops Truth Bombs on Relatability (Part 2)</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Nickson Owes Money, Tikanga Police & Tradie Silly Games 🔨

Shay gets caught stealing dessert forks and Eden Park grass, Nickson defends riding his BMX as a 41 year old and we take on some unsolicited advice...

Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shay’s kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umaga’s legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Telling Your Mum!"
00:00 - Pubtober Recap
08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz
14:13 - That's Rank: Famous Baldies
18:31 - Nickson's BMX Riding 
22:25 - Shay Steals Forks and Grass from Eden Park
27:07 - Crazy Things Brought Home After a Night Out
30:00 - Clint Roberts From ZM Doing Headstands in the Corp Lounge
32:15 - I'm Telling Your Mum!
39:29 - Getting Told Off by Tana Umaga 
45:09 - When You Last Got A Kick Up The Ass
49:46 - Party in the Pacific: Fly to Fiji as Our MC!
53:29 - Unsolicited Advice & Live Listener Reviews

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Shay gets caught stealing dessert forks and Eden Park grass, Nickson defends riding his BMX as a 41 year old and we take on some unsolicited advice...
Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shay&rsquo;s kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umaga&rsquo;s legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Telling Your Mum!"
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">00:00 - Pubtober Recap</li>
<li aria-level="1">08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz</li>
<li aria-level="1">14:13 - That's Rank: Famous Baldies</li>
<li aria-level="1">18:31 - Nickson's BMX Riding&nbsp;</li>
<li aria-level="1">22:25 - Shay Steals Forks and Grass from Eden Park</li>
<li aria-level="1">27:07 - Crazy Things Brought Home After a Night Out</li>
<li aria-level="1">30:00 - Clint Roberts From ZM Doing Headstands in the Corp Lounge</li>
<li aria-level="1">32:15 - I'm Telling Your Mum!</li>
<li aria-level="1">39:29 - Getting Told Off by Tana Umaga&nbsp;</li>
<li aria-level="1">45:09 - When You Last Got A Kick Up The Ass</li>
<li aria-level="1">49:46 - Party in the Pacific: Fly to Fiji as Our MC!</li>
<li aria-level="1">53:29 - Unsolicited Advice &amp; Live Listener Reviews</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

BMX Midlife Crisis, Who Needs A Kick Up The Ass & Unsolicited Feedback 🚲

A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office dickhead behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober!
00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff
01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil
03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate
08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know
13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia
17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If...
23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette
27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House?
38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club
41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing
46:00 - The Court Session
50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office dickhead behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober!
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">00:00 - Kia Ora &amp; Friday Kickoff</li>
<li aria-level="1">01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil</li>
<li aria-level="1">03:23 - Post-Movie Run &amp; Fittest Radio Show Debate</li>
<li aria-level="1">08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know</li>
<li aria-level="1">13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases &amp; Trivia</li>
<li aria-level="1">17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If...</li>
<li aria-level="1">23:33 - Rugby League World Cup &amp; Flag Etiquette</li>
<li aria-level="1">27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House?</li>
<li aria-level="1">38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club</li>
<li aria-level="1">41:39 - The Lost Art of Pointing</li>
<li aria-level="1">46:00 - The Court Session</li>
<li aria-level="1">50:18 - The Jinx Hotline Returns</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

K-Road Dramas, Pubtober & We Know What You Did Brady...  🍻

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Shell”.
What’s an everything shower??
Tegan’s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time?
I’m here, and you’re there! Let’s get petty.
The phrase you shouldn’t use when asking for a payrise.
Storme is now a food journo! What’s the dead giveaway you’re a big back?
Potatoes in different fonts?
What ruined your 8 week challenge?
Storme brought shame on his family name.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">That&rsquo;s RANK! Today Storme ranks &ldquo;Shell&rdquo;.</li>
<li aria-level="1">What&rsquo;s an everything shower??</li>
<li aria-level="1">Tegan&rsquo;s partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time?</li>
<li aria-level="1">I&rsquo;m here, and you&rsquo;re there! Let&rsquo;s get petty.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The phrase you shouldn&rsquo;t use when asking for a payrise.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Storme is now a food journo! What&rsquo;s the dead giveaway you&rsquo;re a big back?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Potatoes in different fonts?</li>
<li aria-level="1">What ruined your 8 week challenge?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Storme brought shame on his family name.</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

FULL SHOW - EVERYTHING SHOWERS? 🚿

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Tegan’s friend has been casting spells…
That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Tame”.
Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa?
Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something?
What do you need a peptide for?
How soon have you had babies back to back?
What’s the best part of The Lion King?
Who hasn’t taken you on a date in ages?
Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup!

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Tegan&rsquo;s friend has been casting spells&hellip;</li>
<li aria-level="1">That&rsquo;s RANK! Today Storme ranks &ldquo;Tame&rdquo;.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something?</li>
<li aria-level="1">What do you need a peptide for?</li>
<li aria-level="1">How soon have you had babies back to back?</li>
<li aria-level="1">What&rsquo;s the best part of The Lion King?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Who hasn&rsquo;t taken you on a date in ages?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup!</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

FULL SHOW - NAME & SHAME YOUR PARTNER 🤭

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Storme has his take on the best utensil.
That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Green”.
Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta…
Nickson’s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What’s your Dad’s greatest skill?
Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch?
Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws?
We wanna visit your local pub!
Who are you voting for Mai whanau??
Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her?
What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood?
People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland.

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Storme has his take on the best utensil.</li>
<li aria-level="1">That&rsquo;s RANK! Today Storme ranks &ldquo;Green&rdquo;.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Insta&hellip;</li>
<li aria-level="1">Nickson&rsquo;s Dad makes a MEAN muffin. What&rsquo;s your Dad&rsquo;s greatest skill?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws?</li>
<li aria-level="1">We wanna visit your local pub!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Who are you voting for Mai whanau??</li>
<li aria-level="1">Tegan had the worst start to her morning, can anyone else top her?</li>
<li aria-level="1">What Dat Suburb?! What crazy thing is happening in your neighbourhood?</li>
<li aria-level="1">People be parachuting off skyscrapers here in Auckland.</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

FULL SHOW - TEGAN HAD TO CHANGE HER PANTS… 👖

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Tegs did the most at Nickson’s sausage sizzle…
That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Chicks”.
Storme got confused for a Blues player…
Nickson has a new skill that doesn’t get enough love. What’s your skill that doesn’t get enough love?
I’m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend?
Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19!
Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks.
Who is the greatest Dave of all time??

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Tegs did the most at Nickson&rsquo;s sausage sizzle&hellip;</li>
<li aria-level="1">That&rsquo;s RANK! Today Storme ranks &ldquo;Chicks&rdquo;.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Storme got confused for a Blues player&hellip;</li>
<li aria-level="1">Nickson has a new skill that doesn&rsquo;t get enough love. What&rsquo;s your skill that doesn&rsquo;t get enough love?</li>
<li aria-level="1">I&rsquo;m telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playing silly games with some phone pranks.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Who is the greatest Dave of all time??</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

FULL SHOW - STORME THE BLUES PLAYER 🏉

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship?
That’s RANK! Today Storme ranks “Blue”.
Any Wahs fans going to the final still?
Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate?
Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to?
Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session.
Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition.
Texts that make you t i n g l e…
Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain?
What Dat Language??

Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship?</li>
<li aria-level="1">That&rsquo;s RANK! Today Storme ranks &ldquo;Blue&rdquo;.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Any Wahs fans going to the final still?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to?</li>
<li aria-level="1">Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Texts that make you t i n g l e&hellip;</li>
<li aria-level="1">Should the Uber Driver deliver right to your door in the rain?</li>
<li aria-level="1">What Dat Language??</li>
</ul>
Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Producer Kanuka, Producer Mah BROTHAH, Bad Boy Alan! xx

FULL SHOW - KARAOKE FRIDAY IS BACK! 🎤

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Catchup on Mai Morning Crew with Tegan, Storme and Nickson. Listen live weekdays on Mai FM from 6 - 10am!

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