This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.

This evening we watched Danny and David brutally dump their wives during the Married At First Sight final vow ceremonies, so I've taken their brutal speeches and turned them into two surprising songs.

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The Final Vow Rejections... As Songs?

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If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.

PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.

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If you can't wait to see what goes down at this year's Married At First Sight reunion, here's a little spoiler guide! Featuring a debrief with my mum at the very end.
PS: I forgot to credit the Steph audio from Ella Ding's new podcast.
PPS: Follow my <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jshfx1/">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61587578216764">Facebook</a>.&nbsp;

Your Guide To The Reunion (Spoilers)

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The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end. 

The drama didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling after Final Vows, and here's everything that happened in the days (and weeks) that followed the brides who made it to the very end.&nbsp;

The Days After Final Vows Was Filmed...

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After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.

 

Verse 1

Dear Scott,
This hurts in a way I didn’t think it could.
Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love.
It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted.

Verse 2


When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled,
but overtime you softened me,
and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me.

Chorus 1

When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,
and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me.

Bridge

I want to take accountability for the times I’d self sabotage and walk out, I’m sorry Scott.
At the time in this experiment I’ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter.

[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here]

Chorus 2
When we packed our bags together that day,
I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment.
I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side,
but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans...
in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left.
I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me,

[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here again]



Outro

It’s hard being a single mum, I don’t let people in easy but I let you in.
My daughter...

After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.
&nbsp;
Verse 1
Dear Scott, This hurts in a way I didn&rsquo;t think it could. Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love. It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted.
Verse 2
 When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled, but overtime you softened me, and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me.
Chorus 1
When we packed our bags together that day, I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment. I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side, but then you stayed and didn&rsquo;t follow through, with our plans... in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left. I wish you told me why you didn&rsquo;t leave with me, and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me.
Bridge
I want to take accountability for the times I&rsquo;d self sabotage and walk out, I&rsquo;m sorry Scott. At the time in this experiment I&rsquo;ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter.
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here]
Chorus 2 When we packed our bags together that day, I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment. I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side, but then you stayed and didn&rsquo;t follow through, with our plans... in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left. I wish you told me why you didn&rsquo;t leave with me,
[AI started doing it's own mumble thing here again] 
Outro It&rsquo;s hard being a single mum, I don&rsquo;t let people in easy but I let you in. My daughter...

Dear Scott... (The Full A.I Song)

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The Final Vow Rejections... As Songs?

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