Would You Feed the Neighbor's Kid?

-VIRAL VIDEO OF BOY ASKING FOR BBQ -IS THE NO ASKING A SOUTHERN THING?  LISTENERS REAX -COMMENTS ARE WILD AND ACROSS THE BOARD -CLEANSER/PALM SPRINGS BREAKS MARILYN MONROE RECORD/PROMO

Summer Jobs for Teens Lowest Level EVER

-TEENS HAVE “OTHER PRIORITIES”  BAD FOR THEM -WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST SUMMER JOB -META LAYOFFS HAVE GRADS SPOOKED -CLEANSER/WE NEED BETTER JOBS DUE TO AI/PROMO

No More First Dates!!!

  -YOUNG PEOPLE SAY THE RESTAURANT DATE IS TOO EXPENSIVE -LOU SAYS NO GETTING AROUND IT -THE END OF THE GRAND BUFFETT AT MGM LAST CHANCE -CLEANSER/RADIO ADD

If You’re Out of Schlitz, Then You’re Out of Beer

The chemical storage tank in Garden Grove is getting increasingly wild. There’s a crack in the tank that’s releasing the pressure, but not a hazardous, toxic gas cloud, and around 50,000 residents have been evacuated, with no timeline of return, from neighboring communities. Gov. Gavin Newsom has c…

Boomers Vs. Gen Z! The Generations Battle It Out Over Who Had It Worse

Boomers vs Gen Z! These two top-and-tale generations are battling it out over affordability. Is Gen Z wasting its money on frivolous things while also whining about not having enough money as they outpace their parents’ earnings? The online commentators are up in arms over “Shark Tank” 400-milliona…

All the Single Ladies! Are Now Buying Homes We Hope They Keep Sans N.E.E.T.

Firefighters have located a crack at the top of a chemical storage tank in Orange County’s Garden Grove, which might be releasing pressure without releasing toxic gas into the environment. A record number of single women are buying homes, to the tune of 20 million. Ladies, whatever you do, don’t ho…

Counterfeit Conundrum: Nordstrom’s Fake Fendi Fencing Offense — Bag Buyers Beware!

Happy Mother’s Day! Shout out to the woman who raised you!  If you bought your mom a gift from Nordstrom, you may have been scammed by a fake Fendi or a look-alike Louis Vuitton. Glendale scammers were reportedly purchasing designer bags online, then returning a counterfeit version of the item in p…

Will You Marry Me? No ‘I Do’ til Debt Free, So Dave Says Dump Him!

 On-air financial consultant Dave Ramsey blew up the internet with his recent debt advice to a nurse who would like to marry her boyfriend who does not wish to put a ring on it until she is out of student-loan debt. She owes $90K and while her boyfriend makes $250K a year, he doesn’t want to propos…

Get Off the Apps! No Really, Those Are My Endless Appetizers

Could be the best promo in the world of food? You’ve heard of bottomless mimosas and now, in a bid to attract customers, Buffalo Wild Wings is offering bottomless appetizers! The offering will last until June 10 and starts at $9.99 for the table. It seems the entire KFI gang is excited at the thoug…

20% of College Grads Regret Their College Major

Lou talks about the regret many college grads face when they realize that majoring in Philosophy won't get them paid or laid...  They don't make Thermos' products like they used to... Before, my Fozzie Bear Thermos could be relied upon to keep hot things hot and cold things cold... Nowadays, they …