Look man, oh, I see you. Why and look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's I think we're just gonna get right back into We're gonna get right back into it. Okay, So listen this group, This next group is called and starring Darryl Hannah as Splash. Everyone welcome Taylor or Taga. Give it up for Alice Morales, give it up for Delia Camp, Nicky Palumbo and Megan Meta. Wow. Okay, and first up to the microphone is in fact Taylor. Taylor, Taylor. What's gonna be pre selected or trouble? You know, I already made one mistake today, and that was matching my girlfriend. So we're gonna take this off, Dickie. Oh my god, we're matching and we can. Yes, thank you. I'm taking no more risks and I'm doing a pre select. Think of our time starts now, Okay, thank you. I don't think so, honey, Generation X Okay, Millennials get ship on all the time, and yet the generation before us gave us nothing we wanted snowboarding. I don't think so, honey. School shootings? What the fun? Oh my god, MTV, thank you so much for the network that eventually gave us Polly d dry humping a twentiesothing leatherial nursing students side. Thank you so much. Hey, um, Generation X. Not to be cruel, but your parents had the highest divorce rate of any generation and it's all your fault. Generation X. There's so few of you because your mother's were choking down birth control like there was no Morrow. And I don't blame that Generation X. You X game motherfucker's are such slackers. You couldn't even keep Kurt Cobain alive and that was your only job. I yield my time. I gotta be somewhere one minute for Taylor. Taylor Artager has to be at another show, y'all. She is leaving. The whole generation gave it up for Taylor or tag Taylor. That's how you leave it off. Goddamn huff everyone, please give it up at this time for a leash in a gorgeous thank you, and now at least we of course have the trouble. You're a veteran of the show, you re selected. What are we thinking? So I was gonna do CBD, but it's been mentioned, so I'm gonna go with the ball. Let me tell you what the bull says. The bull in fact, has someone um who has actually been assaulted this week in mainstream media on Repulse drag Rice, you will further assault her. Her name is Selene and your time starts now. Okay, Um, Selene Dionne, I feel like I just haven't heard from you in a little while except for that thing that you just said, which is at and I'm just hearing about it now. But you know what, maybe make a bigger splash right now. You know what I'm saying. I am another thing. I I don't. I don't think that the backwards the backwards, you know, she were the white backwards saying I think that looked bad. I'm sorry, I think it looked bad. I think it's weird for you to put your clothes on backwards when there's a forwards way for you to wear your clothes. Do you know what I'm trying to say? Um, I guess Hey, the Titanic song, that's fun, but it's aged at this point. I think we're all over it. Um. Being from Canada, that's boring. Um. Frankly, uh, I think she's also Cuban. I'm Cuban in, but I think I'm doing better honestly, I'm here tonight and I think that that's great. I don't think so, honey, Celine Dion and that's one minute, and Atlis Morales offers us rule culture number nineties six. The Titan Song has an age at point, I think we're all over it now. Everyone give it up for Delia. Yea to it, Delia. He gave us this gorgeous percent It was from me, So can we give it up? And they're gonna get popped open and chug gets up here. Yes, why because I'm dumb and just suggested it. Okay, pre selected or trouble, it's gonna be pre for me for me. Can you guys hear me? Yeah? I cannot hear myself. This is Jelia Kempton. I don't think so many your time starts now, I don't think so honey songs without a single key change. What is the point if I'm going to take three and a half minutes of my precious listening time. And I am a millennial so my attention span is say it with bad then I mean I need you to make it kind of worth it for me, okay, and then one key change? Is that really too much to ask? I don't think so, oh nay, Okay, So there's a reason that we actually know Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You better than Dolly's. Okay, Dolly rode in, but the baby girl did not modulate in the final final chorus, and thus that version is lost to history. There's a reason that fiance chose to perform Love on Top before revealing the possibly fraudulent and most iconic Bibby Bump. Then Mary went to knock knock, knock on the manger. And the reason is Love on Top has one hundred and forty three key changes that should be studied in give me emotional in inituation. If Hillary Clinton's campaign song and had a key change shooting president Today, Delia cavs everybody, Delia Wow, it's gotta be a rule coacher at number ninety two in Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign song, how to key change rather right now and now, thank you. Welcome to the microphone. Nikki Palumbi, Nicky, Nicky, Okay, Nicky, you have two options, pre selected or the trouble um. I think I have like staunch capricorn energy, so pre selected. This is staunch capricorn. Nicki polumbos. I don't think so many of your time starts now. I don't think so honey, yelling to prove a point. Cool, I am talking to mostly men. Just because you are louder does not make you more right. When you are screaming at me, Um, I have mentally unsubscribed. I am not consuming your content. I am now browsing for tutorials to assassinate you verbally. I do not think so, honey, yelling to prove a point. Look at me. I have overcome being an Italian lesbian from New Jersey and this is my inside for ways five seconds. I do not think so honey yelling to prove a point. And that's one nicky blumbo. That point was proven proven, That was a proven went right there. We were persuaded and now welcome to the microphone. Megan, Megan, Hello baby, it's been well established. We have two options. They are the trouble and pre selected. How many times have you said it? Oh my god? Truly? Um, I came to pre select, bitch O. This is Megan Medows. I don't think so many of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Literally, anyone younger than me, for those at home. Bowen and Matt are both younger. I don't think so hony, twenty four year olds with a better job than me. Okay, listen, bitch, I was making inappropriate comments and sucking throwing up in the bathroom at my first office holiday party when you were just like a privileged aft twinkle and your privileged ask mommys, I okay, I don't think so honey. Anyone who's actually twenty one that shops at Forever twenty one? Okay, my two tops not aged appropriate and I love it. I don't think so honey. Millie Bobby Brown for me, bitch, where are your parents? It's ten o'clock. Do you know where Billy Bobby Brown's that? We all do fine Instagram. Oh and I don't think so honey. Babies. Also, I don't think so honey. Um someone who's celebrating their surity birthday here tonight right now and they kind of look like they're twenty five. Happy birthday. But also I don't think so honey. Brian Chronowski. I don't know where's Brian. I don't know him, but I don't think happy birthday. I say, got give it up for this first group at least Morales Celia Ken and that group was and starring Daryl Hannah as Blast. Wait oh, everyone, this is our hot producer, Emma. Can you give it up to the top about queer Icon? Emma? For Queer Icon, the shoes are always exactly right, shoes are always exactly right. We have to cut an hour out of every episode which is using over her shoes. That's it. That's it. What is this bead music that's happening right now? Can we all just be quiet for one second? Is everyone hearing that there's a base beat? Okay, well I'm crazy. Um, thank you for gaslighting me, y'all. Now welcome our next group. Thank you to everyone who voted. Everyone give it up for Ryan Leech. Yes, no, oh, everybody give it up a ridletch, Rachel Kelly, Laura, Jeffries, and Tavo Jackson got some? Is there someone else in this group? One more? There's not. Everyone, please give your whole goddamn life to Ryan and Ryan. No, Ryan, what is up on your mind right now? I think I'm gonna do pre selected but it's sort of like a troll ball. You're gonna troll with pre selected? Yes, so it's Okay, I think we can all assume what's going to happen. But let's see what's gonna happen. This is Ryan Leeches. I don't think, so honey. As time starts now, Ben Platt, I don't think so honey. So I was choosing between Ben Plat or I don't think, so honey, White genocide, but Ben Platt is worse. I decided I don't think, so honey. Ben. Your dad is rich, okay, and I don't think so honey. I lack empathy for the wealthy, and I'm working on it in therapy, thank you. Uh So, his dad is super rich, and he made Ben, and then he made La La Land and he made Wicked, and Ben is the worst that I've seen of all of those things. I don't think, so honey. I didn't even know that Ben was openly gay yet until I googled it today, and then I found out he came out in a music video. I don't think, so honey. If you were born in Los Angeles, you should definitely come out before Kevin Spacey. Honey. No, No, I don't think so. I came out in a trailer park and you came out in a music video. I don't so one everyone, You're right canceled forever and one of our own. Goodbye and now welcome to the microphone, Rachel Hayley. So, Rachel, we it's a tailor's oldest time. There's the bull here, there's pre selected it's gonna be the bull. Thank you, Rachel. Okay, then here we go. Oh and this is a genre of music, Rachel, you're I don't think so many trouble topic is K pop and your time starts now. I don't think so honey k pop because I don't actually like music. Okay, everyone has the little songs they listened to on the train. Bitch, I'm reading a book. I'm reading a book. I'm writing my memoir. Okay. I don't think so k pop because frankly, I have bad skin. I have cystic acne and there's no treatment. Uh, there's no treatment. Uh. I don't think so honey k pop because well, I'll just I don't know how my career is going. I think that that's a very popular genre and I'm not there a yet. I think so honey me. I think I have work to do. That's why, Rachel, who will someday be as big if not bigger than you're gonna be bigger than pop. And now likewise is Jeffrey, Oh those I was told to dress you dress out, which I think means pre selected. It does, Indeed it does. Indeed, this is nor Jeffreys. I don't think so many of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Mint gum gum literally exists so that other people can smell your mouth when you tube mint gum. What you're telling me is that you value your rank breath more than you value my clean air. Mint gum also smells almost exactly the same as the products used to clean a middle school bathroom. I don't think so, honey. The little paper wrappers, those rappers are too small and too thin to absorb all of the drool attached to your wet piece of rubber you've been eating. You wouldn't pick up a piece of steak with that paper, So why are you doing it now? Gum has literally no nutrients. The more that you chew it, the more it resembles a small pebble. Chewing gum. Chewing gum is the most disgusting thing that you can do with your mouth, and that is insane, quite frankly, I don't think so, honey. Oprah hates come. Oh, she hates it so much she's banned it from all of her production studios. And if Oprah hates it, I hate it. Jeffrey Jeffries has given us a rule of culture number one hundred seventy four. If Oprah hates it, I hate it. And now welcome with the look is Javo. If you were curious, who Dad? If you were curious who Dady wants chapter my religion? Thank you? Here we go. Listen, we got the ball here, we got the troll ball up there. It's Jackson's. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so. Big piles of dirt, the audacity did have confidence. Just to be a pile of dirt is toxic. It is not fair that I have to be a human and live and you can be lazy and boring. Honey, You need to suffer. Had a job, perhaps live in New York. Maybe if I did what a pile of dirt does, society at large would throw me away. Also, you're telling me in two thousand eighteen, we have artificial intelligence as well as dirty black hole like we can a photography of black holes. Um, but nowhere, nowhere to store dirt. I don't think it's so honey. I can imagine the aliens coming down and being like oh, singing the dirt and being like, oh, is that some kind of ancient burial ritual? And we're just like, no that. We just stack our dirt in a cone shape and leave it there until we need it. And then the aliens are like, oh, honey, what And then I don't think so honey. What a Jackson and given up. Thank you to everyone who voted Jeff Rangel Bow Jackson and now welcome to the stage your next group. They are called Color Me, Barbara, Justin Covington, Charlie Barti, Trush, Cass Sacharationif Hello, Hello, Hello. First person to the mic is Justin coming Day. Yes, Justin, Wow yourself. I'm not a sewing queen. That's what I have to say. You're You're not I'm queen. I'm not a sewing queen. I'm a reveal fee has been approved on yes, yes, yes, thank you, Justin. What's going to be pre selected? Pre selected? I'm gonna go with this is just I don't think so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey, New Yorkers will blame about how hard it it's a day in New York. Fuck you, I'm coming for all of you. Do you know why I moved here. I just moved in from to Troit a year ago, and I moved here because I literally read out of guys to date on Tinder. Honey. Yes, but even with all these people to date all around New York City, y'all are the laziest bitches when it comes to dating. Y'all will not go more than two train stops to meet your soul mate, which is absurd to me because back in Michigan, I regularly at secross international borders to Canada. Every day I had to get in my car panto speak to a border agent who asked me, why are you here, and I'd say, I'm here to tap your finest maple trees five seconds. So if you can't decide that you need to take a transfer, I when I go across the border, I have to decide if I want to get an unwanted cavity starch to gonna wanted cavity search, Like, fuck you, you can take a transfer. I don't think so honey, New Yorker did it, and that's just way to go. Baby. You will go through an unwanted cavity, search for a wanton given up for justin company, and now welcome to the microphone. Undress, Go dress, go ahead, Hi, undress, Thank you so much for having me. I will not do reveal just till everyone else, but you don't expect it. That's fine. Is there a reveal that you're doing the troll bull or is the preselected it's going to be pre selected. I don't think so, honey. Thank you. I don't think so, honey. My friend Christian, call me back. You know what I'm going through right now. Thirty seconds. Thank you, my parents, thank you so much. My parents are divorcing. I don't think so, honey, my parents divorcing. Stay together. Second, I don't think so, honey. Christian, Please text me I love you five seconds. Hey, you can just like a b RB that would you be cool too? Or just like hey, I'm sort of busy right now. I love you by Christian and that's one I'll just cover. Call him Christian, Christian, I'm personally up that beautiful. I feel you need to be called back. We got the whole story without any of the stories. I don't need any more information. Call a bit back and now welcome to the microphone Charlie Barty. Believe it or not, it's actually two pieces, like what are the chances you are going to listen? And that's sort of my reveals, not to reveal listen you do. Plus in this bitch is gonna be the trouble or a pre selected up. I'm gonna be honest for a second right now, I'm doing a pre selected thank you for your honesty. This is Charlie Barties. I don't think so many as time starts now, okay, I don't think so honey. Cars the vehicle, I'm scared. Slow down, I'm gonna get hurt or you're gonna get hurt. Stop. There is no reason to be going that fast. I'm constantly like walking about in the city and I want him crossing at an intersection and there's a car and it looks hungry, desperate to get me. It's salivating saying I want you, and I say not today. But the only meeting stopping it is a red light. Not enough. I don't think okay. Also, I'm always talking with my friends and you're being loud. Stop. I'm like, oh, how is she? And it's like beep beep, relaxed. Okay. Also when people are like, oh, our car is here, it's a Toyota. What is that? I don't know what the difference is. Is it black? Okay? Like that, I can go and it's so loud and it's so dangerous. Don't kill me. And that's what party. That was a classic CLASSA. That was a classic because I don't think so honey. Cars there are so many of them, too much, too much. They're gonna get us, They're kinda got us. It's actually it's actually cars that are the problem. Literally, every time I got a call from my mother, I'm like, oh, a car got someone. I'm panicked every time. Jesus and hey cars now, welcome to the microphone, Josh Nassir, I, Josh, Josh, what's it gonna be. I'm gonna do the trollball. You're fun, You're kind of fun, fun, kind of fun. Alright, So listen, Josh. I've reached in there, and what I've pulled out is I don't think so honey. Vaccines back, sir, and your time starts now, Josh. I don't think so honey vaccines. I guess I'm an anti vaxxer now wow, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think so honey vaccines. Um they hurt. Okay, Uh, I have to close my eyes whenever I want to get a shot. Um, no, thank you. Honestly, I think it's a race thing. I'm gonna say it. Uh only black people have to close their eyes when they get shots, that's true. Uh fuck me, man, Okay, listen, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Vaccines. Um, they can go and fucking eat my ass. Uh. I'm sick of them. They're not very nice. Uh. Doctors are okay, doctors are weird. Can we talk about doctors. Doctors are weird. Doctors are not fun? Uh, doctors. Um, you know, I'm constantly switching doctors all the time. I'm constantly switching doctors just because I can't find the doctor that speaks to me. A doctor is like a soul mate, and I'm trying to find my soul mate. Okay, Josh, now, everybody, Josh, Josh, you know what. I don't think so many doctors is dead ass right, especially the ones. I'm sorry, but City m D. Thank you. We both we both have horror stories from city and yeah, famously it's a fast, casual pain killer restaurant. Now, please welcome to the microphone. Is Zachary Shift? Come on Shift. My mom is very thrilled that I'm being called Zachary. That's the name she gave a Zack. All right, your Zach. But you know what, for the mom's out there, this is Zachary Shift. My mom is thrilled. But to us you are Zack Shift. Man. Everybody Zack. What's gonna be pre selected? Trouble, It's going to be pre selected? Okay, because I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Sandra Bulleck. Uh, the only good film you've ever been in his Miss Congeniality. And there are too many damn concidence in that title for me to give a funk about it. I do not think so, honey, Sandra Bulleck. You have been in not one but to Oscar Baby White saved your films, the first of which is The blind Side, where you want an Academy Award for having bangs and an accent, at the second of which is the film Crash where your character's climax was falling down a flight of stairs while on the phone. If falling down the flight of stairs while on the phone was a climax, I would constantly be covered and come, I do not think so, honey, Sandra Bullet. You took precious screen time away from from Anne Hathaway in Ocean's eight. You had a multi season role on George Lopez names accident Amy who was legally blind, And then I thought it, You're an executive producer on George Lopez. How did you not executive produce yourselfing to that fun as trampoline intro. I do not think so, honey, Sandra Bullock, and stop playing black character. And that's what man, that's shift again. Brilliant, brilliant. Now give it up for this group calling me Barbara dress and coming to I'm dress party, Sash mass sack ship man, Sandra Bullock Man, she was in crash and her whole character was I fell down the stairs and now I'm not racist. Watch it again, Watch it again, and now please welcome to the stage. Our next group, Pools versus Beaches, Pools versus Beach, Nanny slimon Georgia, now Kessler Emily Winter and Bryant Yan Ryan. Yeah, we're solid. Await Solmon is there where? Now we got five, we got we got everybody, and the first to the mic is going to be a nanny. Thank you. You're starting it out for pools versus speeches, and here we go. Is it going to be the trouball or it's going to be the trouba? Okay? So this is famous broadcaster and best friend of Oprah Winfrey, Gail King, Gail King, and your time starts now, all right, easy, okay, Gail King more like literally fucking hitler, right, I mean, who the fuck are you, Gail King? I didn't vote for that King. I'll tell you that much. Friend of Oprah, more like friend of ship in my ask, because that's what you're fucking sucking out of it. Motherfucker. I'm a sign. I'm a sad. Oh I don't So your name is Gail? What were you? Weren't old? Your pizza shit, your fucking Benjamin Button, corny, fucking addicted to painkillers, piece of fucking hobo trash? Fuck you, Gal King? All right? And another thing about this fucking Gale King friends with Oprah. We're like friends with the fucking guy down at the train station who fucking uh kicks people's asses and then blows them. That's where you are, gal king, because I don't think so. Hi, Oh my god, number two hundred deil kids. I didn't vote for that, dame. Welcome to the microphone, Solomon charge out feeling in last minute, Oh my Godliman, George, thank you, Hi, Hello, Hello and listen. Yes we have a trouble. We have a paper option. Oh honey, I'm always I'm always prepared. Oh this is honey, and as time starts down, I don't think so, honey. Gay men that say they're not like other gay men, congratulations, you unspecial bitch. You cracked the fucking code. You came out of the closet and then walked in to another fucking closet very second. Oh honey, so you watched sports instead of drag race. First of all, drag race is a sport, you ignorant faggot. I would like to see your favorite athlete duct tape their dick to their asshole and do a jump split. And you know who's not like a man, straight man? Nine percent of the world. Motherfucking problems. Look, you need to wake your goddamn gay. Gass up because one day the revolution will come and if I can't tell your gay, I'm gonna kill you. Wow. Wow, it's four drag race is a swore. Now castler are thank you. My mom got them for me. Thank you for everything, Mom, Thank you for um tomorrow beloved for me. It's I don't think so many your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, catch people. Look. I know that the binary is stifling, but when you are presented with those two options and you put cats above dogs, I don't think so, honey. When I see a dog on the street, I am fully bending at the waist and giving that dog a polite good morning. If I see a cat on the street, I'm spooked a bad omen good look. I believe that we can coexist. If you're one of those cat people who's just gonna show me a million pictures of your cat. But then when I show you pictures of a cool dog that I saw your supportive of that, I have no beef with you. Okay, But if you're the kind of cat person who when we are dogs sitting our friends, perfect little she but you know, puppy and she tries to cuddle up to you on the couch, and you moved to the other end of the couch because you're just not really a dog person. I don't think so. Okay, cat people, we've stuck the love we think we just are. Just because your mother was withholding doesn't mean think your pet means to me too. You don't have to let that. I don't think Prestler everyone cat people should go. Sorry calling me to the mike. Pulease, welcome Opa, Emilie Window. It is pretty I'm very upset. Listen, listen, pre selected, she's upset. Here we go, here's Emily Windows. I don't think her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. White couple I saw with a white baby named horrible. What what? What? What? I'm a shitty white person and I even know that's appalling. Oh my god. Okay, I saw this couple in the bear Burger in Cobble Hill. If you're listening to the podcast right now, that is a very rich neighborhood. And I did not know you could gentrify remotely. Okay, that is so fucked up. They should have just named the kid Black History Month. This is not okay. This is not okay, Oh my god. I feel like every time that Harlem kid like asks for like like I'll sucking whole foods juice box links to you is just turning over in his Okay, Okay, I just hope that somebody renames the parents Stanton and Island. Okay, I don't think the Honey parents who named their white kid Harlowe shitty white person Emily Winter taking other shitty white people to give it up for Brian. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Hello, I'm gonna to be two options, pre selected or trouble. This will be pre selected. Well, this is Brian Yanks. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Googling myself comedian Brian Yang and Google going did you mean comedian bow? And you Google? I did not. I did not. Do you know what it's like doing comedy in this giant shadow? You know what? I'm literally doing comedy in his shadow right now. I'm doing comedy. It's not good. I don't think so, honey. Skimming Variety dot Com too quickly and thinking did I get us a know? Wait? Do I have a show with Aquafina? Did I play Kim Jong Hoon. Look at me. I was destined to play Kim Jong Oon and this fan took it from me. Ooh, and Yank is so successful. I don't think so, honey. My parents tell people that he's their son. Okay, I don't think so, honey. I'm literally lit pan Yango's character and us I'm his tether. I don't think so, honey. Yeah, God, I don't know what to do. Oh my god, this is so huge. Stop giving up for this group pools versus speech. Just Nick Nanny, Georgosler with your Ryan ye not boy and s eo icon Brian Ye. Here we go. We're gonna welcome this group, which is called No. That's Tony Braxton's seat. Everybody giving up for Morrow Wild, coming up for sack t for anti war, giving up for Maria Hanne and for Francesca Randy. I mean, wow, Here we go, and first to the mic will be marraw Wild, Fellow Denver right, Morrow Wallow her Now all show long. When people have gotten to the place where you are right right now, we've asked them one question finally or pre selected, and now is your time to give an answer to us representing Dender Colorado. I'm gonna go preselected by irres. Really three, this is Marl Whiles. I think someone of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Munchhausen by proxy. Okay, honey, you simple bitch. I'm sorry, honey. It's not a mother's presence. Isn't smothering enough Now you're smothering them in your sleep? Honey, Come on, bitch, that's not fair. And also, I don't think so, honey. The act Okay, nobody wants to see Patricia Arquette like that. Nobody wants to zee her like that. Honey. What I don't want to see her born bleach on honey, nut cheerio. Still, that is not my Pritrigia Arcat. I want to see her at the media as a working mother talking to the other side of the realm. Honey, give me that witchy mommy, to give me that witchy mommy the r cats All right, acting institution. We've got Rosanna, We've got Patricia, We've got David rested Alexa Arcats, honey, and that's what went so hard that she disconnected the microphone and that we celebrate that and now use this one Zacchi. Dat your mom, call you Zachary as well. I major in the musical theater. I love rehearsals, so I'm gonna go with priss. Ho wait ho wait. I want to know this. Are you a Zachary to your mother or a z I'm a Zachary Tyler to my moment? Wow, fuck you Zacharation. But he's a Zachary Tyler. That's right, this is actius. I don't think so. Money has time starts now, I don't think so. Honey. High school superlatives yeah, fuck high school lean in. Winning a high school superlative is not indicative of your future career or success. Okay, honey, Okay dad, Okay, All high school superlatan means is a pixelated ass picture in the back of a year book that was taken by your computer high school teacher when she was going through a default. Okay, Oh, you won most likely to be famous, which, by the way, I was up for second. Fucking break dancer, a break dancer who is actually famous now, by the way, and my portrayal of FDR in the musical, and he was captivating. I should have fucking won that ance and can spin around on your head. But can you do Timestep, I don't thank I actually want best hair. But now five me, look at me, I'm six, okast one thing? It technary Tyler set, Oh my god. And you know what. While that was happening, I asked, Paul Yang, did you win the Senior super and what did you say? I said, yes, but we're not going to talk about it. But I didn't listen. What was the superlative? You one? Oh, no, we're not doing this. What was it? No, Emma, we're cutting this out. It was most it was it was it was a fancy way of saying the funniest, but it was most likely to be honest. And now didn't come tru hut it out. It's up. Shut the funk up. Shut the funk up. All of you suck up, shut a fuck up. He got on. God stop, I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad at you. Sucks. This sucks. Just stop at stop you you you you stop. It's only you to you. It's glorious for us. It feels so good for me. I's proud of bo O God and who's proud of star writer of the other two Matt Rogers. Thank you Watch out for season two and now welcome to the microphone, the wonderful Andy war Hi Andy, Andy showing to with the fanny on the other side, fannything everyone. Oh, I love that sweater, thank you. A sweater if it's cut at the sleeve, it definitely is a T shirt acting as a sweater. Yeah, because we're all acting as something. So I love that yours as a comment. So if you zoom in you'll get a nip shop for sure. Thank you. Alright, So listen, Andy, what's the deal. Are we doing a pre selected or trouble. I'm pre prepared, okay, alright, so here you go, Andy Wood, your time will start now. I don't think so, honey. Straightening with fat asses, okay, you need that, sir. Actually it was used for a wartime in sporta no nost in people with bat assid Okay, um, straight man. The only reason your girlfriend is dating you is not because you're a fat ass. It's because you visited her parents up on the Upper West Side. Okay, that's the only fucking reason. Oh. In, but I see you, gaze, I see you twins, Okay, I see you. Not appreciating fat asses in the thick community of the lgbt Q. Okay, so once you guys want to say, you know, look at this stream and having a fat ass, look inside, okay and look behind all right, I'm you know, so as I walked through to here, I feel free to take some ass shots. Um yeah, that's that's my time and my god, and that's Andy Wart's time. And that's one minute for that fat ass. And now welcome to the microphone. Maria Hei got Okay, I have to say one thing before we do it. Okay, I'm doing pre selected. Let's get out of the way and know what I'm doing. I'm prepared. I'm a woman, she's pre selected. She has come to the stage as a woman who has prepared. And here we go. Do need you to do another live episode? If I don't think so, honey, all trouble, I agree, everyone does a bump of coke right before the will consider it. I don't think so. Any trouble in itself is a bump of coke. And I would be concerned about ode if we did that. But you know what, if people die, it is on you, Maria. It's a hat on top of the halt. Not doing enough coke. If you think one yeah, Okay, this is Maria. I don't think so honey, or time starts now, I don't think so honey. All fantasy, science fiction, great adventure, magic movies, TV, and books, although obviously I do not read books. Okay, um, so ridiculous. It's all like, okay, I'm talking Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and yeah, I'm talking Came of Thrones. Okay, it's all the fucking day. Nobody cares. Okay, it's all man boys on a quest to gain wisdom from an ancient man. Okay, Okay, I don't give a funk about your ring bro. Okay. As soon as I hear a white guy'd be like I have a sword, I'm like, wow, I'm asleep. Okay, this is enough. Like I don't like, I don't care about your dragons. Obvious exception Khalisi, Okay, because we all know that her three dragons represent, as a metaphor, the three layers of the Labia. Okay, so that is obvious like that, Brent, Okay, centaurs, I don't think. So I was never at home, and I was like, oh I was somebody would come up with a horse, but different Okay, all the women get raped for no reason. This is spelt to be a fantasy. How is that a fantasy? Fansy for that's what? Oh, honestly, honestly, And if if Denis is three dragons represent one of the twice, um the night King takes one of them. And now spoiler alert, spoiler now, please welcome to the microphone. Francesca ram Chessca, oh my god, the jacket, the jacket brand. Hey, frand you have two choices. I'm going to do preselected, pre selected. This is France Ramsey do for Jessica Ramseys. I don't think so many your time starts now, I don't think so, honey. I message reaction, buttons, that's not a reaction to my text message. You're lazy motherfucker clicking ha ha. My very well crafted joke is an act of violent I don't know if you know that's got But I'm not paid writer, bitch. And if I dropped Jens in your text messages, you better respond with the Beyonce gift or impact in your life. Give me some emoji's. Okay. I poured out of my heart and soul to you because I did have a dream where I made up with a girl, and I haven't done that since college, and I've really been reconsidering what's going on with me and my husband. And I need you Roth fun a heart, not gonna cut it a thumbs up. I don't think so, honey. I need you to read me for motherfucking filth in my ToxT message or you're not my real friend. I don't think Sony wow, wow, give it up for this group? No, that's Tony Braxton's seat or a while you are, Chesca Ramsey? Are we ready for our last group of one last group, last group? Thank you for so. It is the climax on our show. And so that group is called Avalanchia. Welcome to the stage, Chrissie Shackelf, Welcome to the stage, Larry oh and welcome Annie Dogling, Welcome Game Gonzale, and finally welcome Michael Hartney. Oh my god, the first of Mike is Chris shape Okay before I fucking start you too, what okay? I think? In the words of Pat Regan, these young girls forget their history. What you keep clocking Julie Andrews as one of your examples for a famous trouble from the very first I don't think so, honey, bitch, who did that? That was you? And we should give you. Girls don't remember the young girls don't know that. The first ever iconic troll ball was Julie Andrews by Christie Shafil, and she said, among other things, why your hair so short? Why your hair so short? And also and also in Princess Diaries, why are you talking? We want to hear you saying, you know, we're here for the voice, even though she went she boxed vocal surgery in the nineties. Listen, Okay, now that you got your fucking credit, bitch, what is it that you need? Do you need to use this moment to do pre selected or do you need this moment to troll bull fantasy? Okay, well, all night I was telling people backstage, I'm gonna I'm gonna troll. I've been working with my therapist on doing things I want to do and some of things I think other people I should do. So I'm gonna do something that you know is in my heart and not so much on paper beforehand. Yes, that means I've decoded her message and then me she's gonna do a pre selected topic and here it's Christie Saddleburn, this is a pre selected topic and her time starts now. I don't think so. In the Instagram stories, I'm talking to all of you. Are you fun or are you a depression machine? I'm very happy with my choices to stay at home on a Saturday, take it back and rewatch Felicity. And then I opened up Instagram and I look at a friend group that I was never a part of, and I never wanted to be a part of. Throwing Carrie okay, and now I'm sad. Now you can say, Christie, have self control, don't look at them. No, you stop sucking making up? Are you ever happy? Instagram story? After you put it up? Or when you put it up, do you think why did I do with it? Because that's what I think when I put them up. I put up one night, one earlier tonight, and I hate it. Five. I can make an Instagram story right now and at tag all of you, and then you can repost it to show that you were somewhere. Suck you Instagram story. And that's what honestly, one of the most relevant of the nights, I kind of sword on the farm. Christy Shackelberg, give it up. Timeless that time, and now gird your loyan's because coming to the stage is Larry Oh wearing a Peter Smith shirt. Peterson Yes, God modeling the merch, Peter Smith fans, Peter piss, Peter Smith hime shout out. So listen, Larry, Yes, Madam Bowen. We have a trouble here and it's full with stuff, and your brain it's full with stuff. So it's up to you, really two things full with stuff. One choice one Larry, one moment so your litz is in there, serenas and okay, first of all, I'm here on an order of business. Okay, I'm wearing the Peter Smith merch. I'm promoting my podcast drops April thirtieth on Forever Dog Networks. What makes you Sing with LARRYO and Peter is a guest Bone has been invited. Matt come back from l a bitch and you'll be on. Um. Yeah, that's a two say every Tuesday morning. Well, while we wait for that, is it a pretty selected topic or are you doing the fucking troball bitch checking chucking chucking. Okay, Larry, use this. You've used this moment wisely so far. I hope you continue to use this moment wisely as you make your way to an active Mike and Trouball. I don't think so, honey, the concept of universal healthcare and your time starts now find that so be so oh telling Marks and everybody. Bo's been writing, Matt's been working on the high mix. Yes, let's get to the topic. Is universal healthcare? Seconds? Second? Dope thing? So honey, you versonal say healthcare one to three and that's one minute? What air pitch he promote on this podcast and said the words universe out here twice and then decras audience, everyone, welcome. Mother any the last time she was here she announced her goddamn pregnancy. She has had a child, Yes, a little Joe. We have to turn in that the child should continue to live. And she's got her fucking hat. She's an icon, a word winner, and have some respect. Any one's going to be pre selected trouball? What where am I? Who am pre selected? The ball? Oh? I suppose I'll go along with you boys. That trouble When was that Annie Trouble? Trouball? Annie Johnley, Oh my god, your trouball is one of the most proud WI just happened is of the most powerful women in the government. She's the most powerful Democrat in the government. Nancy Pelosi, and your time starts now. Nancy Pelosi out there looking like skeletorious suits, bitch is wig Is Dirsteve and Larry Owens looking for a part. You must, you must, and another thing, Matt Rogers and bowing Gang and your little email you said this is a fashion event. Turn a look. I turned a look when you turn it looking like a couple of stage chance on yuh running for me? Fuck and that's better a pondle take out of man. People will take that at a minute. Nancy, boy, you better high will skin on this. And now it's called ship bowing way way, Oh my god, holy fucking ship. This is so hard to do while you have to be this is crazy. Okay, it's ten fifty, it's you guys, have been your two more hours. Please wip the hours gap concided. Oh my god, there's nothing, there's nothing connected, bitch, Oh my god, bowing way everybody, Oh god, Magers. I'm supposed to follow that game, okay, So I just want to serve me the audience real quick. Are you all up to date with the presidential election today? This is the world crowds. Okay, I think we gotta keep crowd. I am a trouble slut. I came with something pre selective, Okay, this is I don't think so many time starts now. I don't think so honey, Pete Judge. I don't care that your candidacy is groundbreaking. I need you to fix your fucking haircuts. Our first game president should not look like the before in a queer eye makeover. I don't think so honey, judge, because I cannot trust a presidential candidate that would like to the American people you met your husband on in inten I need a president who admit to being a dick slut on grinder. I don't think so honey, Pete Buddha judge because he looks like the kind of guy that would respond mild to wild when you ask what he's into. I don't think so honey people to judge because he gives off a chaotic verse energy. A five second we right now is not a centrist, but somebody who can choose sides. I don't think so honey, people to judge because I'm not impressed you can speak twenty languages to a lingo is free, bit and with the last I don't think so, Honey of the night. Please welcome my go heart. Hi everyone, thanks for staying. Wow everyone, Michael, it is nearly eleven o'clock. It's your is. We have two options for you, and you know what they are. So what I'm doing the goddamn trouble and I'm scared. Let's go. I know God is real. God is real because of what I've picked out of this fucking bull for you, you stupid bitch, because what you will. I don't think so, honey, Trouble tonight is the queen of soul. Or read the Franklin and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I read the Franklin. Why so, motherfucking dad? After would I just lose you all? Is she alive? She's fucking dead? Right, She's dead. She's dead a ship right, almost a year dead? Why the fun that voice? Thirty seconds through death? What are you? A god damn bitch? Oh, I have to go meet my maker. I've gotta follow the white line. I've gotta go be in heaven. Eat my ship. The second my dead fiddle with my clinch. I read the Franklin five seconds. That hat was crazy. I don't think so, honey. And that's one that at my fault. It's through a culture number for that hat was crazy. Give it up for Alacha, Christy Shaoher, Larry Owens, Any Toy, Gazalace, Michael Hartney and everyone. Thank you so much for staying holy, for it's been three years since been lost. Culture is Let's thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for coming. We love you. I'm Matt Roger, and give it up for all your performst tonight as we named that. Peter stan and you test Danny Sinners, morals like carry Richard Steven Quere, He'll de skull phone, Henry You, Charles Last, Swinner of Castlemankrey Cohen Cocky Most bucher A, Victor, Christen Buckosla Stormrina Whoa, christ Murphy, Natalie Walker, City Washington By Chrestens, Really, Rachel Calley or Jeffrey about Jackson, Justin Comington Rasco, Holly Barney, Josh Nassa, Atrey shift Man, Nannie Solomon, Georgia Yanga, Andy Warna, Heine Fresh Esca Ramsey, Crassy Shackle, Annie don Lin Gonzalez and Michael Hartney. Goodnight, every much, Everybody. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. 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