Postal Service Running Out Of Cash, Chuck Norris Hospitalized & World Happiness Report

The U.S. Postal Service warns it will run out of cash within 12 months unless Congress raises its $15 billion borrowing cap and allows it to increase postage rates. Postmaster General David Steiner told lawmakers that without urgent action, USPS may struggle to pay employees and vendors by February…

Afroman Wins Court Case & Val Kilmer Resurrected by AI

A jury in Adams County, Ohio, ruled unanimously in favor of rapper Afroman (Joseph Foreman) by dismissing all 13 defamation and privacy claims filed by seven sheriff’s deputies. The deputies had argued that Afroman’s viral music videos—such as “Lemon Pound Cake,” featuring footage from a 2022 raid—…

Aliens dot Gov & Orbiting AI Data Centers

A new .gov domain – aliens.gov – was registered on March 17, 2026, through the official U.S. government registry, sparking speculation about a future portal for UFO or extraterrestrial disclosures.  SpaceX’s plan for up to 1 million AI-equipped satellites in low Earth orbit could wreak havoc on as…

Voters Are ‘Disengaged And Largely Unenthusiastic’ & $30 Minimum Wage

Two Republicans—Steve Hilton and Chad Bianco—are leading the crowded California governor primary, narrowly edging out Democrats due to widespread voter apathy. With only about 17–16% support each and over a quarter of voters undecided, experts warn the split Democratic field could produce a histori…

Has Trump Lost His Voters Over Iran

Karl Rove’s Opinion piece at The Wall Street Journal argues that President Trump has not lost his base over the Iran conflict, saying most Republican voters still back his use of force and view it as consistent with his long‑standing “peace through strength” message. The column contends that critic…

Tulsi Gabbard on Iran Threat & Trump Says $200 Billion Small Price to Pay

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard faced a second day of tough questioning from lawmakers over the Iran war, repeatedly deferring to President Trump on whether Tehran posed an “imminent threat.” Please Like, Comment and Follow 'Philip Teresi on KMJ' on all platforms: ---  Philip T…

Fresno Airport Safe for Now as TSA Absences Rise Nationwide

Fresno Yosemite International Airport is not at risk of closing despite national TSA staffing shortages tied to the federal funding impasse. With about 10% of TSA officers absent—well above the usual 2%—smaller airports could face shutdowns, but Fresno officials report normal operations and no warn…

California Hall of Fame, Kevin Spacey & More Cesar Chavez Fallout

California’s Museum of History, Women & the Arts has announced its 19th class of Hall of Fame inductees, celebrating figures who embody the state’s spirit of creativity, influence, and impact.  Kevin Spacey has reached confidential settlements with three men in London ahead of upcoming civil trial…

Keeping the Brain Younger, Nicotine Pouches & Shooting Someone

A 12-year study of over 1,600 adults found that those who closely followed the MIND diet—rich in leafy greens, berries, fish, and olive oil, while limiting fried foods and red meat—had brains that appeared roughly 2.5 years younger on MRI scans.  A new University of Michigan‑led survey finds that …

Cesar Chavez Sexual Abuse Allegations & Meteor Breaks Sound Barrier

Dolores Huerta, the iconic United Farm Workers leader, publicly accused co-founder Cesar Chavez of sexually assaulting her twice in the 1960s and fathering two of her children—claims she kept secret for decades to protect the movement. She revealed the allegations to coincide with The New York Time…