Think you’re the only one with an office nickname? Think again!

In this episode, we’re cracking up over the funniest—and shadiest—nicknames people secretly use for their coworkers. From “Lava Lamp” to “C-Section,” these names are brutally accurate and absolutely hilarious.

We’re counting down the top 25 office nicknames that perfectly capture the essence of their unsuspecting targets. Plus, you’ll hear real stories from employees who’ve been dishing out these nicknames behind closed doors.

Here are just a few that had us in stitches:

• “C-Section” – for someone who can’t handle a natural delivery (aka hard work)
• “Visa” – always swiping other people’s ideas
• “Noodle” – thinks everything only takes two minutes

We laughed from start to finish recording this one—and we know you will too.