Josh's News

Don't bring an axe to an MMA fight. Bring back the rear-naked choke. Horny at Wal-Mart. 

17 people were murdered while you were having sex. Gummies from grandma. Milf Manor. 

Someone take the laser pointer from grandpa. Catalytic converter crowd is back. DVS hold music. 

Jesus has returned as a wrestler. Liberating a pack of smokes. Hammer-based hospitality. 

Peeing in the classroom. Swearing in the classroom. Being drunk in the classroom. 

D.A.R.E. officer selling drugs. Four Lokos behind the wheel. Drunk at work. 

Drunk politician makes an ass of himself. Tools for a jewelry heist. Bang-bang situation. 

Fast Food First. Bitcoin is very confusing. The artistry of being a douchebag. 

Amateur veterinarian work. Bees Knees. A three-knife attack. 

Roommate from hell. Stealing trading cards with taco seasoning. Bad gas. 

Cameras in the showers. Tobacco ice cream. Drinking in homeroom. 

Faribault fire. Things got horny at the steak house. Watch yourself. 

The meth kept her up. Creepy janitor. Axes in the bedroom.  

Roadkill love-making. Sheriff named Gator. Computers failed Josh. 

Coke in the classroom. Inappropriate baby products. Showing up drunk. 

Driving while naked. Stolen ambulances. Stupidity is not an excuse. 

Crossbow attack on the family. Fake DUIs. Coming home drunk. 

Truck Tuggin'. We got ringworm! Your thumbs are weird. 

Live and let lingerie. Serial panty thief. Braille Playboy. 

Tossin' beef while preachin'. Sister-banging. When fundraising turns violent. 

RIP Dawson. Swimming four hours to save your family. Don't be a menace. 

Seductively caressing your own butt-cheeks. Unfrosted Pop-Tarts. Cop cos-playing. 

Flipping tables. The message was sent. Baby selling weed! 

Chewable laxatives. Mission to make a mess. Sticky Buns. 

High-end yoga boutiques are so hot right now. Waving machetes at school. Stay off the sauce. 

Drive-by death-threats. Stalking has never been easier. How to do a proper headbutt. 

RIP Catherine O'Hara. Teachers sharing sex tapes. Barf bucket and a priest. 

Glock for Christmas. DUI in the parking lot. Like a boss. 

Buster Bunny is a pimp. Everyone is drunk. Mom will beat your ass. 

Making your truck look like Knight Rider. Warn your mom before you commit arson. Don't bring coke to work.  

 Lawn hockey. Hooker on the bus. $30,000 harp. 

How to unload a gun. Offering cash to a cop. Everyone is drunk. 

Underage waxing. Walking around naked. Having the sex talk. 

Throwing nails on the road. Towing cars that don't need to be towed. Trampled to death. 

Jealous gym-goer. Mayor without pants. Bomb threat over a school play. 

Cops on OnlyFans. Masturbation has an age limit. Gastronomical proportions. 

Put three shots in it. Adult male boners. Trouser yogurt incident. 

Shot right in the dick! These are not your pants. Drunk surgery. 

Tusk after dusk. Plugging your ears in front of the judge. It's a bit. 

Good luck with the aliens. Stalked by a chimpanzee. Bunch of Jackasses. 

Avocado theft. Awful dog names. Dress code violations. 

Stabbing over a sandwich. Pooping in buckets. Deep fried earbuds. 

Street-level justice. Stealing mail. Bring your teenage son to work night. 

Kicked right in the D. Tik Tok Challenge gone wrong. Misguided mothering. 

Straight to juvie. Not three, but four wisemen. Flipping off a cop. 

Porch Pirates are everywhere. Weed at the Christmas pop-up. Copycat threats. 

Grown man throwing water balloons. Moving fans are NOT safe. Josh and Tara Reid are dopplegangers. 

Brains in your washing machine. Help from the bad guy. Amazon mix-ups. 

Diapers blocking the highway. Blowjobs at work. DoorDash disaster. 

Unexpected passenger in a driverless car. SUV on the runway. Counterfeit cash.