Straight to juvie. Not three, but four wisemen. Flipping off a cop. 

Porch Pirates are everywhere. Weed at the Christmas pop-up. Copycat threats. 

Grown man throwing water balloons. Moving fans are NOT safe. Josh and Tara Reid are dopplegangers. 

Brains in your washing machine. Help from the bad guy. Amazon mix-ups. 

Diapers blocking the highway. Blowjobs at work. DoorDash disaster. 

Unexpected passenger in a driverless car. SUV on the runway. Counterfeit cash. 

DoorDash with a side of pepper spray. A plane crashed on the highway. Selfy to squishy. 

Making bubbles in the bathtub. Teleporting into a BMW. Xanax is so 2016. 

Chaos at home improvement stores. Shoplifting from self-checkouts. Flashlight as a headlight. 

Whacking at work. Walking with no pants on. Falling into the fireplace. 

Chainsaw-wielding clown. Weaponized Hawaiian Punch. The Wiggles are not into ecstasy. 

Come Back With a Warrant. Getting horny on the clock. Whacko Waco woman. 

Marcus Foligno of the ManBearPigs made his regular appearance. Could you live off $100 million? It will be a long month for Twins fans. 

Arrested naked. Unsanctioned joy ride. Throwing an air conditioner through the window. 

Taking law into your own hands. Vape rods. Gamestop Trade Anything. 

Pizza argument gone wrong. 25 boob photos. Don't crash into Chipotle. 

Accusing your spouse of having a bomb. 89-year old hit-and-run. Human as a hood ornament. 

13-year olds crashing cars. The greatest entertainer on earth is coming to the Fair. Iron Maiden going into orbit. 

Neighbors helping neighbors. Sex-Ed debauchery. Teachers dealing drugs at work. 

Drinking pee from a beer can. Grandma refused to come out of the bathroom. Kids dishing out Narcan. 

Drunk teachers. Drunk judges. Drunk Germans. 

Smashing a cop car with a shovel.  Scaffolding and sass. Bozie bagel break-in. 

Good old fashioned panty raid. Folding each other in half at the cop shop. Banging the boss. 

The roaches made me do it. Do your illegal research at the library. Living in the walls. 

Teacher shows up to school drunk. Throwing caution and your clothing to the wind. 6-7 has taken over the world. 

The JV soccer team needs a new coach. Raising hell at Raising Canes. Sneaking INTO prison. 

Your favorite 69 necklace. Rock throwers. Music video robbery. 

Backed up toilets. Sloppy drunk morons. Shiplift morons. 

Taking your mother to the can. Naked man at Wal-Mart. Meth-soaked cow costume. 

Angry stand-up comedian. Derpy mugshots. No pants Zoom meeting. 

A state trooper pulled a Cheddar Bob. Supersonic boom. The Galleria rules. 

Don't shoot the repairman. Swatting buttholes. Premature discharge. 

Gotta keep that UberEats rating up. Shots fired at monkey bars. Honkman. 

Speedos in the cop shop. Tossin' rocks. Clue is a reality show. 

Fudge made of doo-doo. QR toilet paper. Best bathrooms in Minneapolis. 

Horn honk road rage. Social media stabbing. Traveling to Florida to stab the new girlfriend. 

Got any gas? More people are pretending to be cops. Robot porn. 

Get ready to meet the most annoying nurse ever. Naked guy with an axe. Church break-in. 

Ambush in aisle 5. Airtag attacks. Naked intruders. 

Soggy man crawling out of the river. A guy in a Jason mask. Serial killers. 

Porch Pirates are coming for you. The coolest thing made in Minnesota. Ball stabbing. 

I want your shirt. Tossing colostomy bags. Pictures of patients. 

Nobody likes a work meeting. Slobbering on the lens. Beach whacker. 

Skydiving without a parachute. Tampon revenge. Best Man added shooting a guest to his duties. 

Real life GTA rampage. Fence grapes. Busted by ChatGPT. 

Doggy Diarrhea. Psychos out there waiting for a reason. Speeding to your barber. 

Going back to high school. Getting shot in BOTH legs. Faking your own kidnapping. 

Bathroom cams. More fake cops. Getting robbed by your own damn family. 

Wisconsin scissor threats. Fast food attacks. Spa happy endings. 

Grass clipping gunfire. Monkey suit beatdown. Xbox violence.