Josh's News

New Lime restrictions. Topless interviews. Can we go long? 

We found Shakespeare's house! Busting the nut. Robbing your own store. 

Gamers as air traffic controllers. Self-driving cars gone wrong. Midnight foam party. 

Returning a missing wallet can backfire. An express trip to jail. Don't look at me! 

Septarian target. Bearing your beave. Blood drones. 

Throwing cats. Pilots are pooping their pants. 9-year old shoplifters. 

Get your tires upgraded at Hogbauer. Road rage over a splashed puddle. We're fine! 

Boinking in the bathroom. Spicy Google searches. Right in the colon! 

Thou shall not fart. Social media sarcasm. Get off my lawn. 

There's a hell of a lot of Ryans. Plasma donation gone-wrong. Vomiting superheroes. 

Tampon fires. Whacking it at the gym. Burning money. 

Your town is garbage. A literal garbage fire. Runaway crapper. 

Bottle water turf wars. Breaking into the bathroom. Magic mushrooms at camp. 

Taking an arrow. Where does lettuce go for a drink? Sinful self-service. 

Crazy story about Hogan vs Marvel. Don't go blowing grass clippings on your neighbors yard. Robocop is back.  

John Dillinger was packing heat. Boobs are getting bigger. One thing after another. 

Watching poo-poos and pee-pees. Undies are getting stolen. Botanical breakdown. 

Foot freaks. Call if you want some D. Shoes from a drug dealer. 

An old lady got an unexpectedly horny license plate. The point of no return. Matt Damon is getting old. 

Taco Bell wedding. Produce pilfering scam. Blonde/brunette principals. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026 on the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Door-to-door assault. Right to bear psalms. Everyone be stealing. 

Do you wanna pet your dog? New airplane fear unlocked. Coolest kid in school. 

A man dressed as bong, calls himself Bongholio. Mischievous to masturbatroy. 

Downtown Fort Wang. Sidewalk pop. Burning your own dong. 

Stealing decorative flowers is all the rage. Reminder, don't do drugs, kids. E-bikes are out of control. 

Paying the delivery guy with your nuts. World's biggest nutcracker. 

Yeah, bitch, MAGNETS! Being TOO good at your job. DY-NO-MITE! 

Trying to impress the kids. Handgun at the lemonade stand. A library is missing their masturbator. 

HE STOLE YOUR CAR! SUV Mayhem. Check your gas leak. 

STDs at the drive-thru. Worst speeding ticket excuse ever. Old people drag racing. 

Go-kart anger. Keeping it all down until it explodes. Hot grease....TO THE FACE! 

Don't throw a trash can, brah. Ice cream feud. Pastry current events. 

Going full Koo-Aid Man on a house. We hit 100 buildings a day with our cars. Hearing your name on the radio. 

Gluing doors shut is a bad idea. Fornicating in your work vehicle. Solving problems without biting. 

Shot an Audi with bad aim. We got aliens! We got a bigger boat. 

Covered in blood at the chicken joint. Ketchup cures diarrhea. Pitter patter. 

I swam my way into this mess, and I'll swim my way out. 55 police calls. Animal shows gone wrong. 

Good ol' fashioned Nick and Josh beat-off. Low-level carjackers. Video game vindication. 

Giving your life savings to Liam Neeson. Penis cream company. Spiderman mask on a moped.

Beach disasters. A guy pulled a Cheddar Bob at Wal-Mart. Parasites living large. 

Laptop smoking. Getting fired AKA "separating employment." There are people who actually do reheat fish at the office. 

Big difference between the gas pedal and the brake pedal. Drone chases. Drive-thru duel. 

Human on horse violence. Kids gotta move out. Pesky kids wielding a samurai sword. 

Stuck between the walls. Always with the balls. Don't fake the funk. 

Don't drink and drive, kids. Don't bring Jesus into an argument. Ride off on my bicycle. 

Take it out to the parking lot. Not being able to tell if you're in Bloomington and Rochester. 

Band meeting turns violent. Kids are getting high. How to turn any salad into a caesar salad. 

Cubic Zirconia. Cutting your own hair. Don't skip your bible verses. 

Gym locker room creeper. Dutch runs the house. Shooting at the Water Plane. 

Jacking at the mall. Fake break-ins on TikTok. Everyone is on something.