Josh's News

Big time Code Brown. RIP Mr Belding. The Dice Man. 

Tough day to be a crane operator. I hear voices through the radio. Genitals flapping in the breeze. 

Everyone these days is drunk. The dog does NOT die. Get out to the theater. 

Treating the cockpit like a cocktail lounge. Bat attacks! Swingers gonna swing.

Throwing a pet through a door. Not going out in the garden for a while. Rager piggy bank. 

Homecoming pranks gone wrong. Joint bathroom task-force. Oh here we go again. 

Pepper spray folk hero. Bears at the elementary school. Sewing mouths shut. 

Something for everyone at the box office this weekend. OG Spiderman. Hungry for a good cause. 

Showing your favorite toy. Your dog isn't as loyal as you think. WE WANT A CUP! 

Slang terms for street fights. Crying in front of teenagers. Crash cushion. 

We spent today's news segment reflecting on the events of September 11th 25 years ago. 

D-U-Whine. I thought we were friends?! Here we go again. 

Your TV is spying on you. Urine is ruining the environment. Look at THAT. 

Where the hell are turkeys from?! That's not supposed to be here. Be careful what you wish for. 

Booze in the bushes. Stealing booze in a Packer robe. Rude awakening by a rock. 

Stealing fire trucks and ambulances. Cat in a Hat trend. Anniversary of the death of the carrier pigeon. 

Pulling a 38 Special. Drinking at the school pick-up line. Light vigilante work. 

Demanding multiple hypnotists. Bathroom incidents. Wined and dined. 

Rest in Peace Tim Curry. The State Fair has begun. Rattling it all off. 

Losing your dinner everywhere. Bumper cars with the cops. Never say never. 

Checking the jock. Substitute teachers are getting younger. Here we go again. 

Biting while driving. Carrying your own snake. Chased by a machete. 

Weed 4 Sale. Gathering of the Juggalos. The blood bathers. 

Sconnies brawling at the Fair. The insects will get you. What Josh said. 

Beaver attack! Close to dying on live TV. It's illegal to wake up a polar bear with a foghorn. 

Delivering the doo-doo. Everybody is getting harassed by robo-calls. Lots of upside. 

New Lime restrictions. Topless interviews. Can we go long? 

We found Shakespeare's house! Busting the nut. Robbing your own store. 

Gamers as air traffic controllers. Self-driving cars gone wrong. Midnight foam party. 

Returning a missing wallet can backfire. An express trip to jail. Don't look at me! 

Septarian target. Bearing your beave. Blood drones. 

Throwing cats. Pilots are pooping their pants. 9-year old shoplifters. 

Get your tires upgraded at Hogbauer. Road rage over a splashed puddle. We're fine! 

Boinking in the bathroom. Spicy Google searches. Right in the colon! 

Thou shall not fart. Social media sarcasm. Get off my lawn. 

There's a hell of a lot of Ryans. Plasma donation gone-wrong. Vomiting superheroes. 

Tampon fires. Whacking it at the gym. Burning money. 

Your town is garbage. A literal garbage fire. Runaway crapper. 

Bottle water turf wars. Breaking into the bathroom. Magic mushrooms at camp. 

Taking an arrow. Where does lettuce go for a drink? Sinful self-service. 

Crazy story about Hogan vs Marvel. Don't go blowing grass clippings on your neighbors yard. Robocop is back.  

John Dillinger was packing heat. Boobs are getting bigger. One thing after another. 

Watching poo-poos and pee-pees. Undies are getting stolen. Botanical breakdown. 

Foot freaks. Call if you want some D. Shoes from a drug dealer. 

An old lady got an unexpectedly horny license plate. The point of no return. Matt Damon is getting old. 

Taco Bell wedding. Produce pilfering scam. Blonde/brunette principals. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026 on the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Door-to-door assault. Right to bear psalms. Everyone be stealing. 

Do you wanna pet your dog? New airplane fear unlocked. Coolest kid in school. 

A man dressed as bong, calls himself Bongholio. Mischievous to masturbatroy. 

Downtown Fort Wang. Sidewalk pop. Burning your own dong.