Woman found a couple grenades and decided to bring them to the police station. A 28-year old dude and a 76-year old woman got caught banging at a police station. 

Youth sports coach blows player money on gambling and OnlyFans. Mass puking on a plane. We might finally stop getting screwed on ticket prices here in Minnesota. 

A guy in a Bigfoot costume tried breaking into a school. Do wine and forklifts mix? An old man literally wants some kids to get off his property. 

Our accents ranked in the top 10 sexiest accents. Who opens fire on a pizza delivery guy?! You might not believe this, but a guy in Florida messed up a bank robbery in a hilarious way. 

A bowling ball broke out. A woman saw a guy sniffing her drawers on camera. People are just whipping out swords out of nowhere these days. 

Meth love letters handed out in the parking lot. A guy got in trouble for drinking discarded beers. A porta-potty got destroyed...literally. 

A pilot parties a little too hard. There's a new scam involving old ladies taking a tumble down escalators. A prostitute carjacked some poor old sucker. 

One dude decided to attempt to drag race a cop. A priest got hooked on mobile games. A teacher went to desperate measures to be the cool teacher. 

Dogs are getting stolen in St Paul. A woman at the airport has a meltdown at employees.... at the wrong terminal. Check out all the Notable New Releases in music. 

A Florida guy had a unique strategy to get out of a DUI. What would you do if a stranger came at you with a battle cry? A woman goes for the record of most people hit with her car in a grocery store parking lot. 

The Golden Girls have turned to a life of crime. A BMW was found underwater after 20-years. A guy gets his super charged Charger stolen AND his mom's ashes. 

People are busting their dongs out everywhere, even in Disney World. Fast food brawls are going again. Scary situation in Woodbury. 

We learn something very interesting about Josh. We learn about a dong-peeking doctor. 

Everyone needs to quit huffing things. The Blackout Challenge has reared its ugly head again. 

Everyone is filming each other on the toilet these days. A woman pulled a Larry David. A fake priest got caught after robbing a bunch of churches. 

A guy took a turkey through the windshield of his truck. A teacher was supplying the drugs to her students. Drive-thru shooting! 

A police officer accidentally left his gun behind in a bathroom stall. Who knew how lucrative shopping cart theft could be? A cop misuses 3-1-1 to complain about his boss. 

There are a few Pop-Tart related violence stories in the news. The coppers are getting new rides. 

Honestly, who throws a shoe? A tow truck tries to tow a moving car. 

A 30-pound raccoon followed a guy into his house and attacked him. A grown man pulled a knife on a kid for the dumbest reason. 100mph police chase for a bathroom break. 

Everyone is poisoning each other at work these days. A guy pulls off a 30-year identity theft. We have one of the shadiest stolen car stories you'll ever hear. 

More and more people are whacking off in the library. A dog on a plane took one hell of a dump. Dude took a screwdriver to the FACE. 

DoorDash driver mishap. Drones are delivering cell phones in the clinker. A cop got hammered while he was off the clock. 

There was a heist where the bad guys got 30 million. 13-year olds are cruising in Lambos. 

There was a Hooters heist. High school wrestler helped out a Subway employee. 

Don't be like the couple that got hit by a plane while on a walk. Space debris crushes a dude's roof. Skateboarding isn't illegal, but hitting a cop with a skateboard is. 

Who throws a weed whacker at someone? Wheel of Fortune pulls off a great April Fools joke. A woman decided it was a good idea to beat up her kid's preschool director. 

A naked rampage at a convenience store gets a bit out of hand. A runaway saw blade nearly kills a dude. A shoplifter got chased down by police horses. 

Video game console exchange goes wrong. We had a slow-speed chase in Minneapolis. Don't threaten to behead people, brah. 

A guy tried to turn his car into a helicopter. A guy tried to get pipe-bomb revenge on a guy who poured out his dad's ashes. Banana FIGHT! 

Somehow an Easter egg hunt got violent. We have another weirdo out there filming women in the bathrooms. You are about to be able to get a McBurger. 

A guy was playing air guitar in his car and had the likely result. A college professor is out there exposing himself. Knockoff dildoes. 

A handyman got caught on video masturbating and he got.....off. Bathroom cages over in England. No more Lego mugshots. 

A mom sent her kid to school with a gun in his lunchbox. Woman did yoga and then robbed a bakery. Selling sex from the hot dog stands. 

Diaper Fire! + A bunch of teenagers were unscathed in a bus roll over and will now have a career in Monster Jam. 

A spring break bartender is slapping people for good money. A dad calls the cops because his kid has too much homework. A traffic stop leads to a skeleton discovery. 

A lady might make a cool 2 million dollars for getting herpes during a manicure. An attack in Nice, Florida was anything but nice. 

A woman's car ends up swimming in the Pacific Ocean. There was an AirPod disaster. One man ruins everyone's day at a trampoline park. 

A good ol' fashioned chainsaw standoff. Six unruly cats led to a roommate getting shot 10 times. A school brawl.....between a teacher and a safety officer. 

A disgusting Florida couple robbed old people. A stupid Texan decided to fire off rounds of a BB gun at folks leaving a restaurant. 

Who stabs someone in the foot? A guy goes to prison for...breaking into an abandoned prison. One guy has a hilarious reason why he tried to storm the cockpit multiple times. 

A guy in New Jersey attacked his own mother for a very bizarre reason. Never good when BOTH pilots fall asleep during a flight. Attacking strangers with hot water. 

Pretending to be a cop is so hot right now. Robbing porn shops. Might as well mix some weed into your brownies. 

A police officer got in trouble for impersonating a....police officer. The guy who hits the monthly severe weather tests had ONE job.

Some teachers got into some trouble for making a sexy calendar. AA school got fart-sprayed so bad the fire department had to show up. A mom tries to get revenge on her kid's bully and he ends up in the hospital. 

You CANNOT wink while whacking! Grab your tools and go work on the gloryhole. Someone got kicked right in the coochie. 

Stealing cactuses and selling them is the new hot crime. A guy goes 0-for-2 on grand theft aircraft. Don't go stealing another person's Hot Pockets. 

A very gross thing happened at a high school fundraiser. A guy goes to extreme measures when the gas station beer fridge was locked. A semi-truck was just dangling off the side of a cliff. 

A douchebag got what was coming to him at a strip club. A guy's birthday ends with getting arrested outside a Wendy's drive-thru. There's a flower that smells like doo-doo that's about to bloom in California. 

We pay tribute to an absolute comedic legend. How tasty does a dish soap Blizzard sound? Our favorite sheriff, Grady Judd, once again points out how you cannot fix stupid.