Josh's News

Driving while naked. Stolen ambulances. Stupidity is not an excuse. 

Crossbow attack on the family. Fake DUIs. Coming home drunk. 

Truck Tuggin'. We got ringworm! Your thumbs are weird. 

Live and let lingerie. Serial panty thief. Braille Playboy. 

Tossin' beef while preachin'. Sister-banging. When fundraising turns violent. 

RIP Dawson. Swimming four hours to save your family. Don't be a menace. 

Seductively caressing your own butt-cheeks. Unfrosted Pop-Tarts. Cop cos-playing. 

Flipping tables. The message was sent. Baby selling weed! 

Chewable laxatives. Mission to make a mess. Sticky Buns. 

High-end yoga boutiques are so hot right now. Waving machetes at school. Stay off the sauce. 

Drive-by death-threats. Stalking has never been easier. How to do a proper headbutt. 

RIP Catherine O'Hara. Teachers sharing sex tapes. Barf bucket and a priest. 

Glock for Christmas. DUI in the parking lot. Like a boss. 

Buster Bunny is a pimp. Everyone is drunk. Mom will beat your ass. 

Making your truck look like Knight Rider. Warn your mom before you commit arson. Don't bring coke to work.  

 Lawn hockey. Hooker on the bus. $30,000 harp. 

How to unload a gun. Offering cash to a cop. Everyone is drunk. 

Underage waxing. Walking around naked. Having the sex talk. 

Throwing nails on the road. Towing cars that don't need to be towed. Trampled to death. 

Jealous gym-goer. Mayor without pants. Bomb threat over a school play. 

Cops on OnlyFans. Masturbation has an age limit. Gastronomical proportions. 

Put three shots in it. Adult male boners. Trouser yogurt incident. 

Shot right in the dick! These are not your pants. Drunk surgery. 

Tusk after dusk. Plugging your ears in front of the judge. It's a bit. 

Good luck with the aliens. Stalked by a chimpanzee. Bunch of Jackasses. 

Avocado theft. Awful dog names. Dress code violations. 

Stabbing over a sandwich. Pooping in buckets. Deep fried earbuds. 

Street-level justice. Stealing mail. Bring your teenage son to work night. 

Kicked right in the D. Tik Tok Challenge gone wrong. Misguided mothering. 

Straight to juvie. Not three, but four wisemen. Flipping off a cop. 

Porch Pirates are everywhere. Weed at the Christmas pop-up. Copycat threats. 

Grown man throwing water balloons. Moving fans are NOT safe. Josh and Tara Reid are dopplegangers. 

Brains in your washing machine. Help from the bad guy. Amazon mix-ups. 

Diapers blocking the highway. Blowjobs at work. DoorDash disaster. 

Unexpected passenger in a driverless car. SUV on the runway. Counterfeit cash. 

DoorDash with a side of pepper spray. A plane crashed on the highway. Selfy to squishy. 

Making bubbles in the bathtub. Teleporting into a BMW. Xanax is so 2016. 

Chaos at home improvement stores. Shoplifting from self-checkouts. Flashlight as a headlight. 

Whacking at work. Walking with no pants on. Falling into the fireplace. 

Chainsaw-wielding clown. Weaponized Hawaiian Punch. The Wiggles are not into ecstasy. 

Come Back With a Warrant. Getting horny on the clock. Whacko Waco woman. 

Marcus Foligno of the ManBearPigs made his regular appearance. Could you live off $100 million? It will be a long month for Twins fans. 

Arrested naked. Unsanctioned joy ride. Throwing an air conditioner through the window. 

Taking law into your own hands. Vape rods. Gamestop Trade Anything. 

Pizza argument gone wrong. 25 boob photos. Don't crash into Chipotle. 

Accusing your spouse of having a bomb. 89-year old hit-and-run. Human as a hood ornament. 

13-year olds crashing cars. The greatest entertainer on earth is coming to the Fair. Iron Maiden going into orbit. 

Neighbors helping neighbors. Sex-Ed debauchery. Teachers dealing drugs at work. 

Drinking pee from a beer can. Grandma refused to come out of the bathroom. Kids dishing out Narcan. 

Drunk teachers. Drunk judges. Drunk Germans.