Old-School Machete Fight

A guy loses a hand in a machete fight and seems unfazed. More cops getting in trouble for doing sexy things on OnlyFans. A dude got smoked in the chest with a soiled diaper. 

Disney Dust-Up

There was a fight involving a golf cart and Disney World tickets. Everyone seems to be naked these days. Another genius tried hiring a hitman online. 

Mr. Whiskers

High voltage shock collars. A woman made good on her threat to defecate in the back of a cop car. People are beyond crazy behind the wheel these days. 

Dumping Porta Pottys

Someone decided to go ahead and drive into a White Bear Lake high school. A kid dumped a porta potty on a mother and her 4-year old. 

Counterfeit Body Armor

Some dude got more than a little carried away at Subway. Kenny's mom got her identity stolen. 

Machete Pickleball!

Woman found a couple grenades and decided to bring them to the police station. A 28-year old dude and a 76-year old woman got caught banging at a police station. 

Boozy Dew

Youth sports coach blows player money on gambling and OnlyFans. Mass puking on a plane. We might finally stop getting screwed on ticket prices here in Minnesota. 

Wine & Forklifts

A guy in a Bigfoot costume tried breaking into a school. Do wine and forklifts mix? An old man literally wants some kids to get off his property. 

We're Sexiest!

Our accents ranked in the top 10 sexiest accents. Who opens fire on a pizza delivery guy?! You might not believe this, but a guy in Florida messed up a bank robbery in a hilarious way. 

Machete Parties!

A bowling ball broke out. A woman saw a guy sniffing her drawers on camera. People are just whipping out swords out of nowhere these days.