Dog to the Rescue

RIP Dawson. Swimming four hours to save your family. Don't be a menace. 

Killing for Fries

Seductively caressing your own butt-cheeks. Unfrosted Pop-Tarts. Cop cos-playing. 

Severed Genitalia

Flipping tables. The message was sent. Baby selling weed! 

Poop Chute

Chewable laxatives. Mission to make a mess. Sticky Buns. 

Gassy Grandmas

High-end yoga boutiques are so hot right now. Waving machetes at school. Stay off the sauce. 

Stolen Ashes

Drive-by death-threats. Stalking has never been easier. How to do a proper headbutt. 

Thawing the Pipes

RIP Catherine O'Hara. Teachers sharing sex tapes. Barf bucket and a priest. 

Dumpster Diving

Glock for Christmas. DUI in the parking lot. Like a boss. 

Don't Mess With Mama

Buster Bunny is a pimp. Everyone is drunk. Mom will beat your ass. 

BAR FIGHT!

Making your truck look like Knight Rider. Warn your mom before you commit arson. Don't bring coke to work.