Porno Cop

A crook tried to pull a Santa and it didn't end well. A teacher tossed a kid halfway across the room. Cameras are curbing prostitution. 

Molotov Cocktails

A toilet got clogged so bad it shutdown a school. Bath Salt Lake City. Apparently drinking on the job disqualifies you from workers comp. 

Australian Clown College

Drones are getting shot out of the sky. Don't mess with a hangry woman and her fries. A wheelie goes wrong at a parade. 

Stolen Undies

There's a female assassin named The Doll. A woman got impatient at the bank drive-thru. Donuts mistaken for a bomb. 

Saran Wrap Strangler

You know you're in the south when there's a mayor named Benji. Someone dumped some noggin' on a plane. A naked woman went on a mouthwash bender. 

Naked Restaurant

A guy spent his Thanksgiving in a school with weed and dildoes. Video games cause people to do some crazy stuff. A guy hauled out his wang at a family restaurant. 

Air Guitar Accident

A lady went to jail instead of getting to eat Raising Canes. A heroic cop saves a pregnant lady after her brakes went out. Amateur medical procedures. 

Preying on Prayers

A guy got $25,000 cash stolen while praying. Giving a fake name backfired. Don't leave your journal in a van you stole. 

Doggy Jerky

A recap of all the terrible stuff that happened on Thanksgiving. A teacher fed her kids dog food. A guy went medieval at Wal-Mart. 

Calling the Cops to Help with Math Homework

Assaulting middle school resource officers. Calling cops to help with math problems. Grabbing butts on E-Scooter.