Molotov Cocktails

Chaos at home improvement stores. Shoplifting from self-checkouts. Flashlight as a headlight. 

Everyone's Drunk

Whacking at work. Walking with no pants on. Falling into the fireplace. 

NUTS FACE!

Chainsaw-wielding clown. Weaponized Hawaiian Punch. The Wiggles are not into ecstasy. 

Parking Lot Threeways

Come Back With a Warrant. Getting horny on the clock. Whacko Waco woman. 

Breast Milk Radio

Marcus Foligno of the ManBearPigs made his regular appearance. Could you live off $100 million? It will be a long month for Twins fans. 

Whip-Its

Arrested naked. Unsanctioned joy ride. Throwing an air conditioner through the window. 

Drunk Bus Drivers

Taking law into your own hands. Vape rods. Gamestop Trade Anything. 

5-Years to Life

Pizza argument gone wrong. 25 boob photos. Don't crash into Chipotle. 

Bus Patrol

Accusing your spouse of having a bomb. 89-year old hit-and-run. Human as a hood ornament. 

Concert on the Moon

13-year olds crashing cars. The greatest entertainer on earth is coming to the Fair. Iron Maiden going into orbit.