Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way. 

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.&nbsp;

Josh's News

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.

Jacking at the mall. Fake break-ins on TikTok. Everyone is on something. 

Jacking at the mall. Fake break-ins on TikTok. Everyone is on something.&nbsp;

Dickbag

Breaking into school. Porno clown. Pressure at the art fair. 

Breaking into school. Porno clown. Pressure at the art fair.&nbsp;

Cocaine in the classroom. Blow into the tube to start the car. Taking too long in the daycare bathroom. 

Cocaine&nbsp;in the classroom. Blow into the tube to start the car. Taking too long in the daycare bathroom.&nbsp;

Never take candy from a stranger. Late fee for a prostitute. Eat my Gushers. 

Never take candy from a stranger. Late fee for a prostitute. Eat my Gushers.&nbsp;

Leaving your gun in the bathroom. Exposed at the drive-thru. Cranking it in the hotel hallway.  

Leaving your gun in the bathroom. Exposed at the drive-thru. Cranking it in the hotel hallway.&nbsp;&nbsp;

Running over a kid on an e-bike. Shaking your fist at the young people. Scary teenagers. 

Running over a kid on an e-bike. Shaking your fist at the young people. Scary teenagers.&nbsp;

Chasing you with a drill. Screwdriver to the skull. I am God. 

Chasing you with a drill. Screwdriver to the skull. I am God.&nbsp;

Being woken up by dynamite. Cane violence. Stay off my lawn. 

Being woken up by dynamite. Cane violence. Stay off my lawn.&nbsp;

Manifestos are typically a red flag. 2nd grade teacher overreacted. Getting the babies off the street. 

Manifestos are typically a red flag. 2nd grade teacher overreacted. Getting the babies off the street.&nbsp;

Exposed genitality. Bringing your anger to work. All-D. 

Exposed genitality. Bringing your anger to work. All-D.&nbsp;