Creepy Teacher

DIck-Erson. Knife tag in the classroom. Bachelor Party got stabby. 

Haymaker to the Hooters

Mama beatdown. Mudd is a peeper. Getting twerked off. 

Bad IBS

Wings that make you believe in God. Marrying your first cousin. Dixon Johnson. 

Bad Monkey

Driving a motorcycle with a toddler. Watching YouTube behind the wheel. Don't steal my dog, bro. 

Stealing Septic Tanks

Juan bad dude. Car abandoned on the railroad tracks. Gatorade tosser. 

Penis Head

Don't bring an axe to an MMA fight. Bring back the rear-naked choke. Horny at Wal-Mart. 

Cop Sex

17 people were murdered while you were having sex. Gummies from grandma. Milf Manor. 

Fake Cops

Someone take the laser pointer from grandpa. Catalytic converter crowd is back. DVS hold music. 

Slingshot Assassin

Jesus has returned as a wrestler. Liberating a pack of smokes. Hammer-based hospitality. 

Making the Sub Cry

Peeing in the classroom. Swearing in the classroom. Being drunk in the classroom.