Drone Cops

Yeah, bitch, MAGNETS! Being TOO good at your job. DY-NO-MITE! 

High & Naked

Trying to impress the kids. Handgun at the lemonade stand. A library is missing their masturbator. 

Hubba²

HE STOLE YOUR CAR! SUV Mayhem. Check your gas leak. 

Fast and the Elderly

STDs at the drive-thru. Worst speeding ticket excuse ever. Old people drag racing. 

Hall of Fame Hothead

Go-kart anger. Keeping it all down until it explodes. Hot grease....TO THE FACE! 

Two Hour Dumps

Don't throw a trash can, brah. Ice cream feud. Pastry current events. 

Let's Be Cops!

Going full Koo-Aid Man on a house. We hit 100 buildings a day with our cars. Hearing your name on the radio. 

Bungee Disaster

Gluing doors shut is a bad idea. Fornicating in your work vehicle. Solving problems without biting. 

GILF Rescue

Shot an Audi with bad aim. We got aliens! We got a bigger boat. 

Cult Wedding

Covered in blood at the chicken joint. Ketchup cures diarrhea. Pitter patter.