Murder for Hire

Big time Code Brown. RIP Mr Belding. The Dice Man. 

2 Cranes

Tough day to be a crane operator. I hear voices through the radio. Genitals flapping in the breeze. 

Swatting is Stupid

Everyone these days is drunk. The dog does NOT die. Get out to the theater. 

Plane Pleasure

Treating the cockpit like a cocktail lounge. Bat attacks! Swingers gonna swing.

Sinkhole Struggles

Throwing a pet through a door. Not going out in the garden for a while. Rager piggy bank. 

One Ply TP

Homecoming pranks gone wrong. Joint bathroom task-force. Oh here we go again. 

Pricks at the Movies

Pepper spray folk hero. Bears at the elementary school. Sewing mouths shut. 

Tiffany Booze

Something for everyone at the box office this weekend. OG Spiderman. Hungry for a good cause. 

Green Poop

Showing your favorite toy. Your dog isn't as loyal as you think. WE WANT A CUP! 

Bra Gun

Slang terms for street fights. Crying in front of teenagers. Crash cushion.