Covered in blood at the chicken joint. Ketchup cures diarrhea. Pitter patter. 

Covered in blood at the chicken joint. Ketchup cures diarrhea. Pitter patter.&nbsp;

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way. 

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.&nbsp;

Josh's News

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.

Each weekday morning, our guy Josh gives his award-winning news report. We cover a wide range of stories and have a few laughs along the way.

Cult Wedding

Yeah, bitch, MAGNETS! Being TOO good at your job. DY-NO-MITE! 

Yeah, bitch, MAGNETS! Being TOO good at your job. DY-NO-MITE!&nbsp;

Trying to impress the kids. Handgun at the lemonade stand. A library is missing their masturbator. 

Trying to impress the kids. Handgun at the lemonade stand. A library is missing their masturbator.&nbsp;

HE STOLE YOUR CAR! SUV Mayhem. Check your gas leak. 

HE STOLE YOUR CAR! SUV Mayhem. Check your gas leak.&nbsp;