Happy St Patrick’s Day! 

Yesterday’s weather was so weird – storms in the morning and snow in the afternoon. Some schools are closed today.  

The people that own the land beside Nancy’s farm have built a firing range and it is super loud. Nancy keeps getting accused of causing noise issues, and she keeps having to defend herself.   

You can pay a guy in North Carolina $1,000, and he will negotiate with car dealerships for you while trying to buy a new car.  

Hot Tea: Riley Green’s bar is opening a new location in Gatlinburg. The woman from the Coldplay kiss cam says that at the time, she and her husband were separated, and the CEO had told her that he was also separated from his wife. A man is being charged with a felony after putting weights in his fish at a bass tournament. 

A Delta agent at TYS tried to entertain people while their flight was delayed. She offered up a free upgrade if someone would come sing karaoke on her loudspeaker.  

Joey got invited to an early screening of the new Michael Jackson movie, but it is the same day that his son is supposed to sing at church.  

Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood 

Karly’s debit card information was stolen, and someone bought $300 worth of stuff on Amazon. She spent an hour on the phone with her bank, canceled her card, and got a new one. The next day, a huge package arrived at her house. It was full of hundreds of dice for Dungeons and Dragons. The next day, she got a package of mechanical pencils and four necklaces with the letter M on them.  

We recapped last night’s episode of Extracted with Summer from Sevierville! 

Group Therapy- Can I Date My Sister’s Ex Boyfriend? 

Joey’s son told him that kids are now using the phrase “fingers crossed” to mean that they have to go pee.