The storms were crazy this morning! Nancy wants someone to invent a type of roll cage for houses. Then, you wouldn’t have to worry about a tree crushing your house.  

Karly texted Joey and Nancy a text that said, “Glen Powell came out” and a video link. Neither one of them opened the video, so they both automatically assumed that she meant he “came out” as gay. NOPE! He literally came out on stage at the concert Karly was at.  

Monday Morning Wake Up Call! 

Nancy is back from her cruise and has all kinds of hacks to share. One includes telling her son that there was a nude deck on the ship... there was not, but trying to find it kept him occupied.  

Hot Tea: There was a tie at the Oscars! Riley Green had to get stitches after someone threw their phone and hit him in the face at a concert. Dolly Parton shared an update on her health and said she is doing good.  

Joey’s wife introduced him to an app called BePresent. It gives you rewards for spending time off your phone and being present in real life.  

Dolly Parton spoke at the media presentation at Dollywood last week and was pretty unhinged! She made lots of jokes that probably had the president of Dollywood sweating... including some about her body.  

Lucky 7 for tickets to Dollywood 

Buc-ee's was given an F by the Better Business Bureau due to customer service complaints. None of us have ever had a bad experience there, though.  

Over $900k has been raised for an old man that was relying on Door Dashing to pay for his wife’s medication. Hopefully, he can now retire for good and live comfortably.  

Nancy’s son Parker turned 19 years old yesterday and they went out to dinner. Parker was kind of upset that his birthday was kind of boring. Nancy feels bad because she thinks she didn’t do enough for him.