It’s COLD and Nancy hates it! 

Joey went to a therapy appointment on Friday, sat in the waiting room for a bit, and was then told that his appointment is actually Friday the 16th. He was mortified.  

Monday Morning Wake Up Call 

Nancy was watching a movie and noticed that the pilot of the plane said something that pilots would never say. She wonders if movies and TV shows dumb down the professional language so the audience can understand.  

Hot Tea: Blake Shelton shut down the rumors that he and Gwen are getting divorced. Dolly Parton announced that she will not be attending the birthday party the Opry is throwing for her. The Buffalo Bills are getting a new stadium, so they are selling everything out of the old one – including the urinals.  

ChatGPT is trying to get people to upload their medical records so it can “help” with medical issues. Joey hasn’t done this, but he has used it like it was his therapist before. Karly judged him hard.  

Nancy found a list of the craziest things TSA confiscated last year. It included ninja stars, a gun in a guitar case, and a turtle in someone’s pants.  

Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy

Nancy’s daughter freaked herself out by watching TikTok videos ahead of a small procedure. She was convinced it was going to be painful. In reality, she didn’t feel it at all.  

Joey cancelled his membership to the chiropractor, but the office made it very difficult for him to do so. He had to have a whole conversation with the doctor about it.