The Vols lost in the Elite 8 game last night.  

Nancy has to teach her class at UT tonight, but realized she accidentally skipped this week when planning. She has no idea what she’s going to teach about tonight. 

New protein hack – put yogurt in your coffee. Nancy and Karly think that sounds nasty. Nancy wishes there was a protein pill.  

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 8-Year-Old Ellis 

Joey’s wife Jhasta made “the biggest donation in program history” to his kids’ theater program at school. He found out when the head of the department came up and thanked him for it. He had no clue what she was talking about. Jhasta told him that she paid $285 for a bunch of reserved seats for their son’s play.  

Hot Tea: Tiger Woods was in a car crash and arrested for a suspected DUI. Savannah Guthrie announced that she is returning to the Today Show. Thieves stole 12 tons of KitKat bars.  

Dollywood ticket giveaway! Text DOLLY to 865-656-9485. Wait for us to call you at 7:05am this week. Answer with “I love you!” and you win! 

Karly gave us a recap of the date she went on this weekend. She thinks it went well, but she’s still nervous. They are hanging out again tonight. 

Lucky 7 for $50 to Copper Cellar Family of Restaurants 

Nancy went shopping for wedding dresses with her daughter over the weekend, and it was a disaster. The sales associate was not the nicest to them; she wouldn’t let Nancy flip through the physical dresses and told her to sit down multiple times. Nancy was very upset that their first shopping experience was not very good.  

Joey finally let his kids watch Napoleon Dynamite, and they’ve been quoting it all weekend. It backfired on Joey when his 9-year-old told Jhasta, “Tina, eat, you fat lard!” He was trying to tell her lunch was ready and he wanted to be funny.  

A man and his son have been banned from donating sperm after they have fathered over 600 children combined.