Joey went to 7 Brew and was very uncomfortable with how chipper and talkative the employees are. He just wants to order and leave—not answer the question of the day. 

Hot Tea: Some airlines have changed people’s flights to actually be bus rides. The Hannah Montana house in Malibu is now on Airbnb. A braindead woman was jolted back to life when her ambulance hit a pothole.  

Run Dollywood is happening at the end of April, and it will feature a fun run, a 5k, a 10k, and a half marathon. If a runner completes the 5k, 10k, and half marathon, they get a special pink butterfly medal.  

Karly revealed that she secretly redownloaded her dating app a while back and that she is going on a date this weekend.  

Lucky 7 for $50 to Farmacy 

When talking about conversational narcissists yesterday, a girl texted and said that Joey was one. Joey called her and left her a voicemail because he wanted to talk it out. She called us back and was hilarious! 

We talked to Voice of the Vols, Mike Keith, about the Vols Sweet Sixteen game tonight. He also told us what his ideal fast-food plate would be. 

Nancy’s 13-year-old wanted her to pick him up at school yesterday. He texted her “CODE RED.” She asked what was wrong, and it turned out that he just needed to use the bathroom. He refuses to go number two at school. She did not go get him.