The strangest installment of Cat Chat.  Poor ppl meals. We are starting a new store called Friggin' Fringe. 

Hail Sagan join us from the desert with new tunages!!! Jared James Nichols is in studio with his 1952 Les Paul w/ a CRAZY back story.  Lots of Danger tales this morning.... backstage at JellyRoll,  his brief stripping career, and his favorite thing about being a DJ.  

An Uber Eats driver wandered into the middle of a game in progress. Zak and Meena from Karben4 Brewing are in with Trixie for the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  We'll celebrate their 10 years in business and discuss cannibal sammiches. 

Wiener heavy show.  We talk about broke wieners, nicknamed wieners, facebook wieners. 

Why the hell are we arguing about M&Ms in this country? Dolly Parton is the best thing to happen to us.  Danger has a hard day ahead of him trying to figure out what he's going to have for lunch. 

We'll eat ass but floor pizza is a no go. Nature is effin' scary.  The landmarsk that suck the most. 

It's National Cheese Lovers Day and IDK why we don't have the day off of work.  A raccoon got his balls stuck to a train track.  Get some balls in yo mouf for the big game. 

The craziest fish tale you e'er heard.  The legend of the waterbed and other sex stories.  I LOVE DOLLY PARTON SO MUCH. 

Madonna is going on tour and nobody wants to see her vag.  Dude with a dumptruck is not taking the divorce well.  Sausage me a gregory. 

Danger forgot where the clitoris is again.  Dat bitch ain't dead yo! Ol' Clubfoot Charlie kicks a field goal like you ain't never seen. 

Blue Monday is just a friggin' marketing stunt.   La Vergne, TN is known for Semen Falls and Whore Canyon.  Guitar Center throwdown, yo. 

Lisa Marie Presley died but what happened to Priscilla's face.  An Amazon driver shares his crappy day.  Pizza Pfriday... 

Trixie is back!!! We all share epic wopatuli stories as we taste our 6 pack.  Jeff Beck is dead, Jim. 

Flights are grounded and our very own Ski Ball is stuck at the airport.  Some hungry guy shot at a Taco Bell.  There's a new Gladiator movie on the way. 

On the Sex Fix - Jessica's bf went for a hike in Colorado and hasn't come back.  We are planning a heist and this dude said we can hide out in his ma's basement.  You need some of this D, yo. 

We went off the rails early in the morning, sorry not sorry.  The queef parody nobody wanted.  Dude's got panties on his face. Mr Skin is back and blew his 2023 wad already. 

The mystery of the foot in the Yellowstone hot spring has been solved. What the hell happened in the 80s? Wisco be shakin'. 

Some bitch in Monroe has been stealing from cemetaries and we hate her.  Some other bitch is the world's worst mom.  Butter, butter everywhere. 

Dana White and his wife had a slap off.  Rolling Stone put out the stupidest list ever.  Some broad and her ma sold dead bodies without consent and the real crime against humanity is her hairstyle. 

2023 is off to a rip roaring start! Walruses doing a fap n nap in front of kids, machete attacks, and resolutions that won't stick.  

Xmas bits up the ass.  That's an old ass chicken. Turn your heat on, bro, you're never going to get laid. 

Some a-hole pulled a gun on a pizza duder and we'll have NONE of that!  Nikki gives us one of the WORST fakes ever.  The most ridiculous law has been passed and it is SO Madison. 

Dangers titty elbow exploded live on the air.  He also spent 70 bucks on 2 drinks, it was quite the weekend for our special boy.  Space Force sounds like the JJO Bullpen.  

 Miss Wisconsin was crowned Miss America and she's a gosh darn nuclear engineer, which means we talk about stuff we are not qualified to even think about.  Some dude threw a Christmas Tree at his wife.  Is Danger even listening? 

Sex Fix has Vicki trying to find love at her kids daycare.  That's an old pair of pants!  How eating raisins will make you a better lover. 

Patti Labelle bomb threat??? You can't shoot squirrels in your cul de sac, brah.  We find out the bizarre story of Betty Lou Oliver. 

Danger has massive problems during the world's worst morning show trivia game. The Otis Redding plane crash anniversary brings out some cool stories! You named your kid what???? 

Danger clearly feels comfortable with all of us cuz he shares some pretty personal information involving his under carriage. Pizza Pthursday and nativity scene shenanigans. 

TSA found a dog in a back pack at Dane County Regional Airport and we have the inside scoop.  The holidays are bad for your health.  Hump Day news gets Danger all riled up. 

Our BFFs Fame on Fire joined us in the Sound Lounge and we fell in love with them even more. 

Florida doesn't disappoint this weekend, tons of news stories from America's Wang.  Mr Skin checks in. Some mom saved her daughter from a rabid raccoon and it's friggin' AWESOME!

How u gonna be scared of Santa as a grown ass man?!?! Bartender appreciation day! Cory Marks is Canada's cultural attache.  

We have another Crobot update.  Christine McVie died and now we all want 70's coke. The greatest invention ever?

Johnny's elbow is swollen and warm and feels like a boob. You spend too much of your life untangling xmas lights.  Tiffany gives us a weird Fake at 8. 

We dive into the worst decisions in music history.  Lucy's new bf has a 6 month no sex rule.  The janitor has been rubbin his wiener on everything. 

Bucky has a new football coach.  Lil Nugget was born at a fast food joint.  I invented an app called "Bitch, what you lookin' at." 

Jamie isn't cut out for farm life on the Sex Fix.  One Thanksgiving dish has got to go! Brit's Fake at 8 is BRUTAL. 

The first Thanksgiving crime of the year.  National Stuffing Day.  Your gift giving is gonna get you dumped. 

Pistols at Dawn came in studio and became our besties. 

Deb and Dan Carey from New Glarus Brewing join the legendary Trixie on air to get us drunk. 

In true JJO Morning Show fashion we missed National Drummer Day yesterday so we're covering it today.  Some dude in the UK did a pervy hike and we're big fans.  The mystery of Spam continues. 

Sex Fix has divorce DRAMA. There are 8 billion ppl on the planet now.  This hoe wore a buttplug w/ her boyfriends ashes in it through the airport.

The second oldest Chinese restaurant is here in Wisco and Danger wants it all up in his guts.  Meth use leads to buying owls in a gas station parking lot at 1am.  Danger got lost walking to Kwik Trip. 

Danger and I are starting an underground protein powder/baby formula manufacturing operation and we're going to be RICH!  Veterans Day Salute.  The price of happiness is $10k. 

Some dude jerked it on a JetBlue flight.  Hot chicks in college did worse once classes went virtual.  Pizza Pthursday!!!

Danger came to town with some vinyl records and surf board and still somehow got laid.  It's Nat'l Fried Chicken Sammich day! Hump Day news has sexy advent calendars. 

Drunk chicken dude slept in the wrong house.  Stephanie's hubby like a cam girl.  A dude from Philly is 90% chicken. 

Post Packer Sound Off, but we kick it into denial mode and shift our attitudes.  The aliens are here and it'd be nice if you prepped your butthole.  My rocket shoes have arrived. 

Some of you psychos actually miss Black Friday? WHAT?  Catalytic converter theft ring busted on a national scale. Dudes touch their junk a lot!

I had an incident in a parking lot and now y'all gotta hear about it.  Stuff this turkey, you bitch.  Money, what does it mean?