We're not THAT lonely.  Stupid kid in the claw machine.  Cicadas all damn morning. 

Teleprompter reading is hard, mkay?  Eating cicadas is a conspiracy!!! Kevin Bozeman checks in. 

Flame throwing robot dogs.  Gimme my nuggie sauce.  Salmon semen injections. 

Just say no to the money shot.  Genitals of the day is a feature nobody wanted.  Sammer Sausage from the Wienermobile visits us and Danger has never been more prepared. 

Earth day extravaganza. Stanley tumbler beat down.  We need more Kevin Bacon.

What's the weirdest thing you've done with a banana.  Denise is our pony. How important is a blowie? 

You'll pry these crocks from Dangers cold dead feet.  Julia married a bitch.  Worst fake ever?

Velvet Chains woke up early and kicked some ass and now we're besties.  Big hair, meet big brains. 

If you flush the s**t you must acquit. Gary's Girl.  Walking farts.

What's a road trip?  Tattoo regret.  Lance and Danger are disgusting. 

You stared at the sun, dummy.  Faking your own death seems like more work than just paying for your kid.  The worst parody song yet. 

Get that Walmart money!!! This bitch made us deplane.  Cicada Fever.  

Halloween party for assholes.  We are team howard.  Who does this leg belong to? 

Trouble at 30k feet.   Do you still hear the screaming of the toilets?    The Nelson twins are our favorites. 

No Butt Stuff Club. Tomb of irritated biatch.  Stupid Mary Lou Retton. 

Talking hot dogs!!!  Eclipse probs.  Peepants lady is big mad. 

What are you wearing big boy?  Chow down on that candy, bro.  April fools er no.  

Don't ever say hey girl to me again.   Hot dog flavored water.  A real throuple.  

Diddy havin' a bad week.  You must make a yakrifice.  Hairy broads are where it's at. 

Just say I love you ffs.  Jack should've been the one that was saved.   They didn't even knock.

Change your undies. I'm rethinking my entire relationship with billboards.  Yellowstone A-hole. 

Seriously, eff that dude.  Oreos IN SPACE BRO! What about your friends? 

That kitty cat traveled a loooong way.  We got laundromat probs.  Schmear the vodka butter. 

The cooler cat prevails.  Just bury that anywhere.  LMK if I have a chin hair I gotta pluck.  

Peg that dude already.  Lower your expectations. That's a nice duck. 

Lance has some problems with bathrooms and life in general.  Pizza Beer is here.  The bread is your problem now, brah. 

You smell like a mallow.  "Chew more gum."  I thought exercise in bed would be more naked.   

Pizza Pthursday.  The Johnny Danger Parking Experience is comin' to a casino near you.  Just sit in your car, eat thin mints and listen to Seger.

Tapeworm grossness. Sleeping with the snoring enemy.  Do Gen Zers know what a zucchini is? 

Pierce it already. Even your pizza knows you're a liar. Boeing got him! 

Gorilla vs Zoo Keepers.  What could go wrong with my discount butt lift? Blind Channel flew in from Finland to visit us. 

Biebers Sister in law is naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.  Anthony Daniels is selling everything.  The merger to end all mergers. 

Do the dishes, get some booty.  Airplane bathroom prison! Naked yoga is all the rage er no. 

Just shut up and give them your debit card.  I'm sure you have very nice toe. Now we're triggered buying beer. 

National Peanut Butter Lovers day has us all freaky.  More surge pricing bologna.  Mmmm I love bologna. 

Wendy's backs off surge pricing stance.  Pizza Pthursday covers microplastics.  How does time work? 

The moon landing didn't go well.  Hump day news.   The National Pancake Day and they used to be called Johnnycakes, weird.

Chopper, sic balls!  Your wiener is just fine.  Lines of Loyalty stop in and sing their new song for us! 

See thru baseball pants.  Smoky the bear is irritated with all of us.  ATT outage has everyone crazy. 

Totes nash margs day! Pizza Pthursday featuring...chicken? Trixie is in with the pick 6 craft beer review. 

Dude had 150 larvae in his nose.  We talked to the inventor of Rocky's breadsticks.  Weird ass kink, bro. 

Jennnifer has had bad luck in love.  Space junk in yo face. Love your pet day!

His name was John Cheeks. Do you even meditate, bro? Coke subs be e'erywhere.

Damn maggots on a plane!  Stupid words added to dictionary.com.  Brass knucks in a KT.  

The ins and outs of Valentine's Day.  People be hatin' that's for sure! Pop Tart dude is dead. 

World Radio Day has us sharing old war stories.  I had a dream about Paul.  Valentine's Day prep gets weird.  

We hate Seacrest so much.  Make some friends.  Lululemon Camel Toe is *chefs kiss*

Chocolate broccoli.  We can't say wagyu right.  Mt Everest chatter.  

Trixie brings in beers to sample and Fred slings some drinks from Dancing Goat Distillery.  What a fun morning! 

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