Camper Kenny and Fugitive Jerf updates....what's with these chuckleheads.  Boneless wings are just nuggets, and we'll die on this hill, together, with saucy fingers. 

Shady things in the fifth wheel camper.  Billy Ray Cyrus sounds like absolute shite.  Chili dog day.  

Whales are attacking,  sharks are on cocaine and Yellowstone is exploding.  That bitches nip fell off.  Tequila talk.  

Donna isn't listening to a damn thing we say on the Sex Fix.  Remember pens with the clock on em? Like, why?   Marty McCoy from the Lonely Ones checks in and shares his new song The Bottom with us! 

Teenie Weenies r the new TP.   Why are dudes into Danger so much lately?  The EAA is gonna get us all.  

Finally, the airport employees get to freak out.  You can't get punchy over pizza.  The F35s have been busy this week. 

Brit brit vs The Osbournes.    Run from the crazy broad!  Last thing I'm gonna hear before I die is 'your stock portfolio is down 30%" I just know it. 

National hot dog day.  Ingrid was drunk and I'm so Fergilicious.  What should I get on my knucks?

The granny porn search isn't what you think it is. Fergie hands the crown over.  Don't panic when there's a knock on the bathroom door.

Mac N Cheese meeting.  RIP Richard Simmons.  What's the devil's shot glass? 

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???? YUP! 

Dude was naked in the lazy river.  Hot dog eating scandal.  Trixie's in with the pick 6 craft beer review. 

The Hawk Tuah girl is making $30k to host a party. The butt luge has returned.  The Everyone's tired, go to work, pussy. 

Unsanctioned fireworks? NO WAY!  Keeping it real when it comes to Midwest Nice.  Naked car shows are a thing and we are all about it. 

Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest goes all Stand By Me.   Why does it always come back to sharks?   Danny Trejo will kick your dumb ass. 

Put some ointment on it.  Where did animal crackers come from?  Cleaning is a huge turn on? 

How late is late? The long arm of the law came for the Vermont State Troopers.  Round Up and Mountain Dew isn't the cocktail you're lookin' for.  

You can't just put any poop in your butt.  Dude needs therapy.  Not the Potato Head controversy. 

We laugh, we cry, no really, we do cry in this one lol.  We find out a lot about Myles, including his desire to be abducted by aliens but not to have his butt probed.  He tells us what a gigmare is and sings us a couple tunes like the power house he is at 7 in the morning. 

Vince Neil at Summerfest was cringey. Racing in the mall parking lot.  I don't always chase strippers but when I do it's with a gun and at 2:45am. 

Instant karma is so great.  Who steals a swing set from autistic kids? Strap them things down.  

JT's bad night.  Always take the tour! Bill Belichick and his 24 year old gf are all the rage.  

Abby needs to accept the fact she lost 7grand.  Waffle House throw down. The tale of a bear named Big Bastard. 

Amusement ride woes.  Sexy jobs that make you broke.  Driving backwards at a super fast speed with a trailer is the most terrifying thought ever. 

We have a Taco Bell baby and the story is CRAZY.   The baristas have had it!   Nuts will not get you out of a speeding ticket. 

How hard can it be to turn a knob, bro?  Lance and Johnny's massages took a weird turn.  What a first date.... 

Danger pees a lot in pools.  Stop washing your cheese. I'm gonna put this steak in my purse for later. 

"What's that in my pork rinds?" is a terrible game.  The Stephen King version of Footloose sounds awesome.  Is this heaven? No, you're still in Ohio. 

His name is Acid Farts.  Sooo many Guiness World Records.  J Lo might be a cword.  

Something's fishy!!  Busted by the Funyun breath.  Hidden talents exposed.  

We are still mad about tipping.  The giraffe gods will now eat your child. Pizza Pthursday has us trading stocks. 

What's happening to the fire hydrants? A remote tribe in the Amazon got the internet and now they're all lazy and watching porn.  Lenny Kravitz is dodging poon tang.

Granny got launched by a bison and now vacation can really begin.  The Treaty of Vagine.  Try and get the turd in the picture.  

Something weird  happened with a wedding dj.  Come for the buffet, stay for the live child birth.   What came first the egg or the portal that released a chicken from another dimension? 

Touch o Machete right here in Wisco.  I can't believe nobody has been shot on the top of Mt Everest.   Rich ppl and their bathroom cams.  

The audicity of Cory.  Jerry Seinfeld and dominate masculinity.  Pizza Pthursday features the AI glue pizza.  

Couple billionaires are headed back to the ocean floor.  Doing dishes is not a work out. Some dude jerked on a check at the dollar store.  

Wheel of Fortune fail doesn't even fit.  What's going on at Kirks?  Mamaw's gotta rockin' OF. 

Where does the word queef come from?  Ticketmaster is taking a hit hopefully.  Nug loaf update.  

RIP Red Lobster.  Christine is something else on the Fake at 8.  We've sure come a long way with this porn thing.

The difference between a parade and an indecent exposure charge is a permit.  Kid Rock wants you to think he's cool.  How long can we talk about potatoes? 

Grace's man needs to take care of his teef.  It's cool to pee your pants. Parent or Squatch? 

An open face sandwich is a pizza.  Showbiz vs Chuck E Cheese.  That pill sounds useless.  

Tiffany's mom is straight outta porn hub.  Celebs are getting randomly punched.  USPS raceway! 

Boeing probs.  Worst graduation ceremony ever.  Grow up and give a blowjay already. 

Sandwiches are hard.  Totes cheugs.  That smell isn't mine. 

Danger finds out what drip is.  Paul is very flexible.  Baby Reindeers real life Martha is breaking her silence! 

The Boys Scouts changed their name and for some reason people are upset.  Pickleball paddle meet machate.  That's pretty fast for a drunk dude.  

Kelly has a familial problem.  It's so dark outside! JUST LOOK!  Bears are everywhere.  

What's worse than paying it forward? Someone winning the lottery on the first try.  The drunk map is speakin' truths.  Stupid teens doing stupid teen stuff.