Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.
Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool?
BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone.
World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality.
SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.
Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo.
Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!
Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion.
"You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month.
Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer.
Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat.
Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes.
30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time.
Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love.
A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts.
Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?
Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks.
That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down?
Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole.
AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp.
Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit.
Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy.
Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!!
Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know.
Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day.
WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?
Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar.
Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time.
Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide!
Some folks just can't make good choices. You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels. Lines of Loyalty in studio!!!
Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo.
Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.
You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.
I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.
Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.
We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.
Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.
We're off to North Korea. Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain.
Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride. Holy meteor, batman. ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH.
BEARS! Sexy time playlist. My science boner is throbbing rn.
Make that pussy cat purr. Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink.
Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex.
Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use.
Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy.
Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha.
Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix.
I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble.
Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise.
You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure.
That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine.
Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes.