Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.
Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy.
Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha.
Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix.
I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble.
Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise.
You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure.
That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine.
Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes.
Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame.
That's a big burger! RIP Visions. National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day.
We ruined Jeff's birthday. Coin convo! We're putting the phone down.
Bonnie Blue the dumpster. Tootsie Roll Day. Rotisserie Throwdown.
Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes.
How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl.
Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent?
Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days.
In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza!
Forced hugs. Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money. Fatberg!!!
Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!! Olympic cheater.
Red Tuesday. Olympic probs. Gay sex activities? Count me in!
National Pizza Day. Drunk Driver round up. Dinosaur Pile-up visits us.
Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza.
Pizza pthursday. National Fart Day. Serial pooper busted.
The Savannah Guthrie mama drama. Bear poop beer. Thank a Mail Carrier Day.
Livin' that luxurious life. Who stole the old lady??? How many times do we have to tell you, FLARED BASE!?!?!?
We launch the new coffee. We get early spring. Woops wrong baby.
Luigi breakout er no. Ozzfest may come back. Air Supply with your oragasm.
Elevator friends. Poop geyser. Alcatraz Coyote update!!
Sign me up for friction maxxing. Charlie Berens in the hizzy. Lumberjacks and woodsmen to the rescue.
Too much booze & not enough drinkers! Personal failures on display. National Chocolate Cake Day.
Send me your measurements just doesn't sound right. Animals using tools, beginning of the end. Don't bend over.
Pie pow wow. Exploding trees are not a big concern. Buy the smut.
Answer your cat's questions day. Car wash or time machine? Can't find better goods.
Take it to the scrapyard, lady. He was drunk. Vabbing.
Cheesus christ. DJs can be shady as hell. Peep show.
Dolly turns 80 today and we love her. Better for you pizza toppings that aren't terrible. Bert Merkel spoiled the Poison tour, really???
Do Nothing Day. Space Hotels. Good ol Skip.
Wikipedia's birthday. Stop interrupting me. Pizza Pthursday.
You can't just phone the weather in. Worlds drunkest driver. Fry revolution.
Ope! Wrong chat!!! Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous. Scissor barbie was not a thing.
Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L. Kiss a ginger day. Talking dogs.
Bitch literally inhales her food. Gymfluencers are here now. What happens after your orgasm??
Us to Autumn Kings: Did we just become best friends? Them: YUP!
AI is the devil. Who are these love experts? Bring home the balloons.
Road ragin'. James never should have peeked. 86 6-7.
Bullets go somewhere. Drunk driver round up. Bacon problems.
What a weird day at work. Johnny in fact is not too busy to pick his own lottery numbers. So heisty.
Flying is hard for some people. What was in our butts last year? OMG Becky, look at that pork butt.
Grandpa used a Trump hundy at the gas station. How much are you drinking to get hungover. Toilets are scary now.
This is not the Lamb of God I thought it was going to be. WTF is in Arkansas? 2 Cat Karen.