JJO Morning Show Podcast

The only ppl that care less than Metallica are sitting right here.  Pizza Pthursday.  So curdy up in herr.    

Don't eff with whales - the movie. Chain me to the cemetery, go ahead.  The pringles urn.  

Earworm it up!  Bedbugs on the plane. Bobbin' for pickles.  

Preworkout be killin' us all!   Dude fed himself to a lion.  Say rural 5 times. 

The Funeral Portrait join Johnny and Dee for some Leinie Heinie fun at the Leinie Lodge

WTF is a fluffernutter. Pizza Pthursday.  What can you do in 5 hours?

The roasting substitute.  These scooters are crazy.  The hile migh rub.    

Penis pump er no.  National taco day. The run nobody can finish. 

AI killed the radio dj. Get funky!  One must accept the risk of the penis ride. 

That's a loud effin' bird.  Money for nothin er no? Do not bring the mall bangs back. 

Government sucks at doin' stuff. Phone free section, please. Candy corn pizza is a thing now. 

Climatemaxxing.  Rope-a-roo.  This chicken tastes amazing.  

The first eff bomb flies when the alarm goes off.  Is that a banana pepper in your pants? World record lies! 

No Pack No!  Frat problems. Dolly day!

Pizza pthursday.  Girl, that is no way to beat a DUI.   Why no spankie? 

That's a lot of effin' beans.  Who's getting a food divorce?   Roller coaster problems. 

Lottery loser strikes again.  Rhino vs Lion.  You, Robot. 

That's an impressive meat stick. What is heavy metal? We got moose up north dere hey. 

Speed is kills. Hide your condoms. Burgers... enough said.

It was ahead of it's time. Is this what Biatch feels like all the time? Let me take a nap first.

That would have went straight through my body. Buffett family drama. It's pretty big dude.

It's never a problem... Until it is. Child Predator Tour? Let's just see if it attacks you.

Leave the windows open. He was just trying to have a good time. Why aren't there airbags in airplanes?

Guinness records memories. Ol' fashioned poo tosser.  Candy corn smellin' mofo. 

Pantsless mayor.  Pizza Pthursday.  Bunny ranch for sale. 

Good luck,bitch, you ain't ever gonna look like that. Teddy Bear day.  Gimme a mooseburger.

Vanna did NOT love you as a teenager.  Taped to the chair.  There's a couple roads in and outta Reno. 

Nothin' like a good fight at a national park.  How hard do we work? Heidi and Butcher Babies sing and chat! 

The dry hump factor.   Moose vs dog owner.   Gabe Aranda.  

Socks and otter attacks.  The Revenge of the Butt Sniffer. Romo oh no. 

The butt sniffer is back.  Her boyfriend farts all the time.  Endless shrump.

Blobbing.  Bonnie Blue had a child.  Naked food delivery duder. 

Problems at 30k feet. Nate Craig visits.  Beatbox/Cheez Ball Pairing

Oh, Dolly. I don't think Grace understood the assignment. There is no hooker!

Roo probs.   Fowl play Eagle talk.  What would you do with $140? 

Nailed by a nug. I am no foosball master. Are they into you er no? 

IT MAKES NO CENTS!  Found Dog Report.  We Effin' LOVE radio.  

We catch up with our friends in Otherwise and meet some new friends in Backhand Blue! 

Have brinner, my dude.  National tater day. You'll pry my rebate check from my cold, dead hands.

Girl, do not go to the bar to fall in love.  FAJITAS!  What's behind that wall? 

Eating the beaver is a hot topic. Is that the grim reaper? We are buying a gravitron.  

That's a wrap in Deadwood. What a rally we had! Tim is not the camper lurker, this time!

Wisco Wednesday. Wrong vip party. Secret to a good powdering. Nipple play.

Whitey goes downtown. Tim has no chill. Tatanka museum is badass.

The Black Moods and spaghetto. Remembering some Full Throttle Saloon legends. Let's name Tim's table.

What have we been doing our first few days at the 86th motorcycle rally? Ridin' and watching a lot of live music!! Tim from ultimate landscaping made an amazing ppl mover and we are here for it!

Peak happy! I heard you have a huge schlong. Shoe to the face. 

How many shirts to take on vacation? I'll take my steak with clothes on please.   Let's play army recruit and drill sergeant.

Victoria's man feet are just too irresistible.  I'll take my helicopter, thanks.  Kelly Osbourne/Sid DRAMA!

Lady, just stfu on the plane. Kids will eat anything for cry eye.  Don't even talk to me if you're named Taylor.