JJO Morning Show Podcast

The long con time capsule. Chew, ya bastards. How about that wine?

Who called the bra salesman?  Pineapple on pizza is encouraged! Round about problems. 

Hoes be trippin'.   Litterbugs get canned.  Your wang looks huge on that diet. 

Futsal.  Crappy choices.  The return of Fowl Play!

Robot probs.   Pickleball throwdown!  Old ass tortoise. 

Where are the bodies at Garth? The Lonely Ones invade the morning show! 

That's nothing to write home about. My body is a temple. Just dip it in caramel.

What would a sausage sound like if it could talk? Double Asshole situation.  Bedside moving toilet. 

I just need 7 grand.  Rip the band aid off, Debbie.  Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. 

Stuck in the swing ride bro.  I'm stuck in mud!   No law with the white claw. 

Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters.  Panty sniffer madness.  

Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone Digital

Banana probs.  Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.

Holy explosion bro.    Coin Convo.  Gimme some of them mutant chickens.  

We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! 

Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.

Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation.  National Cheese Day!  Brain Clumps.

Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky.  National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? 

What's on your neck brah?  Wrong dead dad.  Black Crowes freakout. 

Say something nice day.  Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. 

Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.

The 'yotes!   Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. 

How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.

 Hooters CPR.  Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. 

Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.

Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!

AI effed it up again.   Millionaire dreaming.  A-holes everywhere.  Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. 

Who doesn't love lil smokies?  Breakin' records.  Team asteroid! 

Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch.  Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.

Let's move this choir concert along.  Coin convo.  Zoltar er no.

The history of sloppy joes.  She's deaf, not a terrorist.  Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. 

AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max.  Let's have some more fun. 

Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no.  Are you cool? 

BEES!  I Need Those Fingers.  Twilight Zone. 

World record er no.  There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. 

SNOW?!?!?!   Understand this, bitch.  Pizza Pthursday probs.

Mac n what now?  Beverage day.  Seis de mayo.  

Not Dolly!!!  No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!

Star won't.   Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. 

"You know who matters? ME."  We tired.  T Bell employee of the month. 

Damn kid is in the claw machine again.   How do you shower? Poop smearer. 

Long distance schmistance.  More records more breaking. Cat Chat. 

Danger over Danger is a lot to handle.  Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. 

30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. 

Earth Day Mothafugga!  Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love.  

A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides.  A nickel for your thoughts. 

Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah.  Bears! Er no?

Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady.  No celibacy here folks. 

That dude is guilty AF.  Auctioneering - not easy.  Ticketmaster going down? 

Mmmmmmmeaties er no.  You the funeral.  Big quad is an asshole.