This week, Jess and Chae dive into the terrifying reality of a '99th percentile' baby and debate whether a 'damages tax' is required for a 4kg delivery. We expose the aggressive new AI surveillance at supermarket self-checkouts - including a hilarious case of mistaken identity involving flatbread and a turkey - and question if 'stocktake robots' are taking things too far. Plus, we tackle the world's most pretentious cereal etiquette, the social 'danger' of joining a gym while loving Mario Kart, and the real reason why people tell you 'we should catch up' when they actually mean something else. Subscribe for your weekly dose of unfiltered chaos and follow us on socials TIKTOK and INSTAGRAM