Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going to listen to itself. Pop in those earbuds and set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, you here?