An Absolutely Free Podcast

Oh, go on! Put that pocketbook away. We're not going to charge you a stinkin' dime for this episode of the Jack Squat podcast. Heck! You don't even need a special antenna to receive the signal. Seriously, this is an absolutely free podcast. On this particular edition Scotch talks about television, …

Fajitas and Gymnosis

You're getting very sleepy! Prepare to be lulled into a deep trance via the Jack Squat podcast. This episode: Gymnosis, the latest in mind-bending fitness training. Also fajitas, pants hacks, random facts and stupid criminals. Now when I snap my fingers, you put in those earbuds and listen. Capiche…

Oh no! Not another podcast!

You're darn tootin' it's another podcast! Now quit being a wise acre and set your hiney down and listen to it. This time around Scotch talks about baby names that used to be totally normal but have now been forever ruined by pop culture. Also; tales of Billie Jean, ridiculously long fingernails, th…

Sharking It Up

I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most i…

The Hot Dog Episode

You picked a WEINER!! Today's podcast is jam packed with in-depth discussions about everyone's favorite tubular meat, the hot dog. Plus; dating lawsuits, raccoon danger, baseball, ice cream, life on the moon, porn stamps and stupid criminals. So grab your buns and get a mouthful of JACK SQUAT. It's…

Live Nude Episode

Get ready to doff your duds, friends. It's time to go commando with the latest "Live Nude" episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast with Scotch. We've got so many nude-related stories this time around, including Denise Richards joining OnlyFans. Plus Mailbox Lasagna, Nude Pickleball, Taco Bell's Big Cheez…

Pucker Up

Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going t…

Booze Blues and Breaking News

Another potboiler for you; were you aware that there's a forthcoming Sriracha shortage?! Well, thank God we're here to tell you about it. Jack Squat has got the breaking news as well as the low down on booze. We talk bourbon as well as a slimy beer that has had to be recalled in the midwest. Plus-T…

JACK Gives You The Clap

It's the most fun you can have with your pants on-- the JACK Squat podcast with Scotch! For starters, it appears that Geico is paying out for STD's now. We'll share a disgusting recipe for 'healthy Coke', touch on Donald Duck, birthdays, Staying Positive and wrap it all up with some Stupid Criminal…

Return of the Dad Bods

Hey! Great news for guys who look like Scotch... the Dad Bod is back! Why is that?  Maybe it's got something to do with drinking too dang much Mountain Dew. Have you heard about Dew's latest revolting flavor? Let's talk Pickle-Flavored Dew, Deserted Burger Kings, Night Owls and Coffee Consumption o…