Jack Squat with Scotch!

Oh, go on! Put that pocketbook away. We're not going to charge you a stinkin' dime for this episode of the Jack Squat podcast. Heck! You don't even need a special antenna to receive the signal. Seriously, this is an absolutely free podcast. On this particular edition Scotch talks about television, Clintons vs Kardashians, Bad Ass Coffee, celebrities, Uhaul dating and more. We even manage to squeeze some Stupid Criminals in there. Have fun... this one is on us!

You're getting very sleepy! Prepare to be lulled into a deep trance via the Jack Squat podcast. This episode: Gymnosis, the latest in mind-bending fitness training. Also fajitas, pants hacks, random facts and stupid criminals. Now when I snap my fingers, you put in those earbuds and listen. Capiche? 3...2...1... SNAP!

You're darn tootin' it's another podcast! Now quit being a wise acre and set your hiney down and listen to it. This time around Scotch talks about baby names that used to be totally normal but have now been forever ruined by pop culture. Also; tales of Billie Jean, ridiculously long fingernails, theme park rides, bigfoot and more! So shove those earbuds in and have a listen already. It don't cost nothing! 

I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most importantly... how to survive a shark attack. It's the podcast that could save your life. So put on those water wings and dive in to another sub-par podcast from JACK FM.

You picked a WEINER!! Today's podcast is jam packed with in-depth discussions about everyone's favorite tubular meat, the hot dog. Plus; dating lawsuits, raccoon danger, baseball, ice cream, life on the moon, porn stamps and stupid criminals. So grab your buns and get a mouthful of JACK SQUAT. It's a podcast you can relish. 

Get ready to doff your duds, friends. It's time to go commando with the latest "Live Nude" episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast with Scotch. We've got so many nude-related stories this time around, including Denise Richards joining OnlyFans. Plus Mailbox Lasagna, Nude Pickleball, Taco Bell's Big Cheez-It Tostada, Shrinkflation and of course...Stupid Criminals. So, what are you waiting for? Strip out of those skivvies and have a listen.

Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going to listen to itself. Pop in those earbuds and set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, you here?

Another potboiler for you; were you aware that there's a forthcoming Sriracha shortage?! Well, thank God we're here to tell you about it. Jack Squat has got the breaking news as well as the low down on booze. We talk bourbon as well as a slimy beer that has had to be recalled in the midwest. Plus-Tortilla Challenge, A World Gone Mad, and Self Esteem. Shove in those earbuds and give 'er a listen already.

It's the most fun you can have with your pants on-- the JACK Squat podcast with Scotch! For starters, it appears that Geico is paying out for STD's now. We'll share a disgusting recipe for 'healthy Coke', touch on Donald Duck, birthdays, Staying Positive and wrap it all up with some Stupid Criminals. Sound good? Bahh... what do you know?! Have a listen.

Hey! Great news for guys who look like Scotch... the Dad Bod is back! Why is that?  Maybe it's got something to do with drinking too dang much Mountain Dew. Have you heard about Dew's latest revolting flavor? Let's talk Pickle-Flavored Dew, Deserted Burger Kings, Night Owls and Coffee Consumption on this edition of the JACK SQUAT podcast. C'mon, let's roll this pig in the ditch.

The latest episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast contains a rip-roaring tale of Johnny Cash peeing all over a city. Salacious stuff, huh? Before we get to that, however, we need to talk about this dude that's eaten a Big Mac every day for fifty years! How's that grab you? We'll also talk huggers, Hot Pockets and take a look at some of the stupidest criminals this side of a Coen Brothers movie. It's all there in this week's JACK SQUAT! Go on... have a listen.

Hey! It's the best day of the year, and to celebrate we're packing the podcast with Friday-the-13th-style fun. It's another "Friday the 13th Fun Show" where we talk about all the GOOD THINGS that have happened on Friday the 13th. Also, a court has declared that calling someone bald is considered sexual harassment. It's burgers, baldies and big machetes as we tackle Camp Crystal Lake's favorite madman, Jason Voorhees. Have a listen!

Did you hear the news? Somebody went and declared today Eat-Whatever-You-Want Day. What... like we needed permission?! Nevertheless, we're going to talk about our favorite trash foods. (Ten-to-one Scotch says convenience store hot dogs.) Next we talk iPods and coffee and the bold choice to leave social media once and for all. All this as well as the regular garbage you've come to expect, like Random Facts, Stupid Criminals and so much more. Go on... have a listen. You know you want to.

"Mish Mash! I was taking a bath." You might be asking yourself, what is this guy... Bobby Darin?! But enough of that foolishness. It's an all-new mish mash of a podcast featuring some of the top-shelf topics Scotch spit out over the last day or two on the JACK Morning Show. Things like drunken behavior, Mike Myer's new show The Pentaverate, Man Rules and so much more. Have a listen... it's FREE!

Try not to freak out, alright? It's Paranormal Tuesday and Scotch is going to lay a few facts on you about the paranormal as well as delve into the "Top Five Shockingly Honest Things People Would Do If They Could Do Things With Their Minds." Then... it's the guy who grew a penis on his arm, what your car says about you, and all the other regular stuff you've come to tolerate with this podcast. Enjoy!

Need to lighten that head of yours? Here's a full ounce of Jack Squat's 420 Podcast with Scotch (everyone's least favorite assistant manager.) Featuring Four-twenty facts, Nerd News, Celebrity poop and everything else you'd ever want from a morning wake and bake. Have a listen. Trust me, dude-- it weighs.

There's one thing we refuse to joke around about here at JACK FM and that's the legitimacy of alcohol-related holidays. You want to call it National Beer Day? Who are we to question it. So let's celebrate with an icy-cold new podcast. After a foamy Top Five list, Scotch asks a personal question. Then it's on to Random Facts, Stupid Criminals in the News and we wrap it all up with a nice piece of cheesecake and some porn. Dig in, gang. Let's roll this pig in the ditch.

Spoiler Alert! This podcast contains spoilers. If you don't want to hear about the lady who wrote a book called "How to Kill Your Husband" who is now on trial for killing her husband, then don't listen. If you don't want to hear about a guy who found a seven foot snake in his couch... don't listen. How did we do in the latest poll ranking the healthiest cities in the United States? Spoiler alert; it's in this podcast. Have a listen!

Let's roll this pig in the ditch. It's time to dig in to our latest podcast. First thing out of the gate we dump on Anne Hathaway and her obvious cupcake hack. Next up, a demon that's been trapped in a rock may be free to menace the world as we know it. You know what? I can't take the guilt... please bare witness as I apologize for being rude to Anne Hathaway. On to bigger things; stupid criminals, beaver news, Love Boat dating show, dog sweaters and other stuff. Go on... have a listen.

Pull up a dumpster, friends! Do you know how many people actually admit to eating out of the garbage? More than you think. We'll talk about it on today's podcast. We'll also tackle the ticklish subject of why we love our dogs more than we love our children. Plus emojis, media influencers, people who touch themselves in coffee shops and MORE!! Have a listen already.

Pull on those platform shoes and get ready to shake your groove thing with Scotch under that big, fat, stupid, mirrored ball. We're having a midweek disco party in the JACK FM studio on this week's podcast. Plus we're talking meatballs, people getting harpooned in the pee-pee, porch pooping, Nikki Sixx's feud with Eddie Vedder and more. Let's get it on!

Well, look who's here! Poking around for a new podcast? Come on in then. Today we're talking toilets and toasters... but the fun doesn't end there. Paul Stanley joins me for a new "Stupid Criminals in the News", we exercise to the classic "Go You Chicken Fat" song and we talk about Scarlett Johansson's thong. Let's get after it!

Why would anyone steal a thousand dollars worth of candles? Well, it makes more sense then hiding a crossbow in your pants. We cover both of these hard-hitting stories on today's podcast. Plus: Scotch's Cellphone Confession, Jackass's Johnny Knoxville, What the tooth fairy is paying these days and so much more. Have a listen!

Well, lookee there... it's FRIDAY!! It's been a rough week so let's get our drink on. You've earned it, right? Plus Monday is President's Day so let's hear it for three-day weekends. On this podcast Scotch discusses Space Coke, Porsche fires, the Top 5 ways to let people know you're a D-Bag, and so much more. Have a listen already! 

A non-alcoholic beer that actually tastes good? Surely you jest. Let's talk about it on today's podcast along with space travel, Olympics Innuendo, Weird Laws and all the regular features you've come to tolerate. See ya' inside. 

Must be Valentine's Day... I see that you have a heart on! Get set for a podcast that's filled with all the sugary-sweet love you can stomach, as JACK SQUAT presents it's special Valentine's Day Super Show. We ease into things with a discussion on Tesla's recalled fart feature and then fully plunge into the holiday with Valentine's treats for your pets. Next up? Super Bowl commercials, celebrity birthdays, ugly babies and more topics centered on bad smells than should be allowed. Belly up to the bar and let us pour you up a bubbly podcast cocktail. Here we go!

Eyeww! Is that what I think it is floating in my morning java?! On today's podcast, we talk about a restaurant ad that promoted coffee with a BIG something extra in it. Also the Top Five things you can do to show a little kindness today, giving up on your resolutions and all of the regular features you've come to tolerate. Enjoy!

Giving Hearts Day is Feb. 10th. Nearly 550 charities are taking part, one of which is Fix It Forward Ministry. Scotch talks with Jeremy Jenson of Fix It Forward and finds out what they're all about. Have a listen and go visit GivingHeartsDay.Org.

What-- are we turning the JACK FM studio into a sauna now? Join Scotch as he endures an extra steamy studio on a Monday morning and discusses: Big Lottery Wins, Questions we should be Googling about the Olympics, a Canadian woman who found a naked man living in her trunk and more!! Yes, it's going to get even hotter when we talk about the grossest words and tell you all about the latest taco news. It's real... it's raw... it's real raw. It's the JACK SQUAT podcast! Have a listen.

Are you ready for a Post-Groundhog Day wrap up? You'd better hope to God you are, because the "Jack Squat" train is leaving the station and it ain't slowing down for nobody! Ya' hear me? First stop is some audio from an inappropriate outgoing message that lost one girl a potential job. Then, it's Groundhog Day wrap-up time, followed by Bezos, Bridges and Birthdays. I'd tell you more but let's save a little mystery for the podcast, eh? All aboard!!

Are you responsible for the "dumbing down" of cats? Find out on today's podcast. Plus Scotch's tools, Wayne and Garth's Myrthmobile, our universal love of pizza and all the other regular features you've come to tolerate. Have a listen!

What? Are you still complaining about how COLD it its? Well, pull up a stump and warm yourself with the soothing sounds of Scotch's "JACK SQUAT" podcast. Topics as comforting as spouses and peanut brittle, bell bottoms and birthdays, and more. We check out some sleep stats, dig into some stupid criminals, enjoy a few random facts and then Barry Cenaiko stops by to talk about this weekend's Boat Show. C'mon in... the water is fine!!

Here's some brief, dopey, podcast fun for you from Scotch in the JACK SQUAT bunker. Let's get things going by talking about the latest stupid Tik Tok trend, Nyquil Chicken! Not dumb enough? How about fart jars? We follow that up with the highest paid musicians of 2021 and two of our regular features; Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Bon Apetit.

Ooh! Another provocative title. Let's hope the podcast lives up to the hype. Are hump days really the least popular day for getting it on? Like a hole in a fence at a nudist colony... we'll look into it. Also, pairing wine with mac and cheese, NFL potatoes, and a laundry list of other topics you'll suffer through. It's all inside, folks. So take your shoes off and come on in. It's JACK SQUAT time!!

Ho ho ho! Look at what's dropping down your chimney... a new JACK SQUAT podcast. Did you know that a Christmas tree in your bedroom could improve your sex life? Watch out for the pine needles. Plus- porch pirates, today's date in history, the mouth-watering smell of a KFC log in the fireplace and a new Top Five List. We wrap it up with a Stupid Criminals in the News and a new stack of Random Facts. Sound good? Alright then, have at it.

Ready to get in the spooky spirit of the season? Hold up... first Scotch has to reboot the station. There we go! Ya' ready? This episode contains a violent rooster attack, pumpkin-loving rats, cars and cocaine, birthdays and bongs, horror movie facts, and loads of candy corn. Not enough for you? We wrap it up with the obligatory stupid criminals and random facts. Go ahead and have a listen!

Mary Beth Burns from NDSCS and Taya Spelhaug from Microsoft join Scotch to talk about Upskilling ND. It's a training program for job seekers wanting to expand their technology skills and best of all... it's FREE! Want to learn more? Have a listen.

Hey, another substandard podcast recorded in the oddest of places...the engineer's closet! Feh--what do I care? There are still awesome topics to cover like Best Cereals for Pooping, Weird Collections, Billionaires and Birthdays, and of course our regular features Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Take it all in and let the magic happen. 

Slap on that sunscreen and join Scotch for a "Bummer Summer" on this week's podcast. The Jack Squat vacation package takes off with a Corvette whoop-de-doo followed by a story about how you might be swallowing pills wrong. Then we waste some food. Still on board for more? Great. Remember; no pants, no make up... no problem. We wind things down with the mandatory Stupid Criminals stories and some Random Facts. Now, go have a listen!

Hot Dog!! It's the podcast with weiners, weiners, and more weiners... so dig in! At least the first couple topics are weiner heavy. Then we move into less meaty territory with stories about a joyride in chains, assigned seats, smelly kids, and Ned Flanders shoes. We wrap it up with the ceremonial reading of Stupid Criminals in the News and Random Facts. Have at it.

Do you know what day it is? Let's head on down to Camp Crystal Lake for Jack Squat's Friday the 13th Fun Show! We talk Friday the 13th, Showering, Beer for Breakfast, and discuss some famous Friday the 13th birthdays. Plus-Stupid Criminals and Random Facts! Better not forget your First Aid kit.

Let's light the wick on this sucker! IKEA has a meatball-scented candle... a candle that smells like meat? Why didn't we think of that? We also talk billboards in space, mustard buns, South Park, Overplayed Songs, Stranger Things and wrap it up with our regular features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Well... get listening! This thing isn't going to just happen on it's own, y'know?!

It's going to get nasty, folks. Scotch discusses dirty hotel secrets and follows that up with some tawdry nut facts (that don't sound remotely dirty at all... really!) Next up, we try some chips, discuss the ice cream bandit and then cleanse our pallet with some traditional features; Stupid Criminals and Random Facts. Have a listen!

If that provocative title doesn't reel you in I don't know WHAT will! Not only does this week's podcast have naked dudes chasing pigs, but also Pillow Talk, the worst smells of summer, stuff to upset Andy Warhol and Pineapple Swingers. We wrap it all up with the obligatory Stupid Criminals and Random Facts and call 'er good. Go on... take a listen already! Sheesh!

What goes together better than tacos and fireworks? How about macaroni and cheese flavored ice cream? You may be wondering what I'm talking about. Actually, I may be giving myself too much credit. You probably could care less what I'm talking about. None the less, all your questions will be answered if you just take a listen to this week's Jack Squat podcast. So... go ahead. Do it!

Today's podcast is brought to you by Rico Suave's "Mooseknuckle Pants." Finally, a pant that really shows off the jewels. Scotch discusses the benefits of castration, a story about a shifty woman's attempt to get free labor, Joe Exotic's quest for manly romance and more. We wrap it all up with our regular Stupid Criminals and Random Facts segments and call 'er good. You in? Then buckle up and have a listen.

This here's a humdinger. On this Jack Squat podcast we start off by going over the rules we should all abide by when using the arm rest on an airplane. Then, we're on to the tawdry stuff! It's a love triangle on vacation with "Tales of Tainted Love" followed by lustful snack obsessions. Do you like dad bods? You do? What a sicko. We cover that as well as Random Facts and marijuana falling from the sky with "Stupid Criminals in the News." Enjoy!

We've got another juicy bouillabaisse of a podcast for you. Scotch talks about calling in sick for work and getting busted, the cicada nightmare and more. There are more Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a peek at Kanye's UGLY jacket, and we wrap things up with our first "poop-in-the-pool" story of the summer. Check it out---it's all in this episode of JACK SQUAT!

Nothing is too stupid to include in a podcast, right? I'm glad you agree with me on that. Just keep that in mind as you listen to this assortment of stories and bits, including one about a mayoral candidate who got interrupted during a press conference by a flying sex toy attached to a drone. Still with me? Great. We also talk donuts, stinky states, Karens, board games, stupid criminals and more. Have a listen!

Nothing gets the saliva flowing like a top-notch podcast. That said, let's wax poetic about hummus and peeing cicadas. Have I got your pie hole dripping yet? No? Well, I'm sure you'll find some of these other topics enticing. Let's see... hot dogs... taking back the tip... random facts... nope? Oh well. Why not humor me and have a listen anyway. This is Jack Squat with Scotch.