Welcome back chickies, we're so happy to have you in the comments with us today!

If you saw the title and clicked for fanfic, you're in for a treat. This week Kaia Gerber admitted to writing fan fiction for 'wellness' purposes, and as former Watt-pad kids, we've never been more excited. We performing the fanfic we wrote about each other, including mythical creatures and celebrity breakups. Our producer gave us a word count and we ignored it (sorry not sorry).

Also, would you marry Harry Jowsey? One man, twenty women and A LOT of shit stirring. The new show by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network is, somehow, even more strange than we anticipated. 

And a piece of furniture famous for the wrong reasons. Why is the Mah Jong couch constantly referred to in songs and media? Well, it's more complicated than you might think, and involves a series of robberies. Imagine deciding that your niche as a burglar is brightly coloured couches. Iconic. 

Plus the Kardashian/Jenner birthday party that has the internet confused, and why we could never be friends with a billionaire. 

Strap in superstars, we'll see you in the comments xx

P.S. We spent the day handing out love notes on the street to strangers, so if you found us out in the world, welcome! 

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