We're back for round two baby.

And thank god we are, because there's a LOT to unpack In The Comments this week. 

Role Model hard launched his relationship with Dakota Johnson by featuring her in a song, and can you think of anything more wholesome. We love them, but some people are confused so we've got a timeline to track their sparks (no pun intended) (sorry Chris Martin of Coldplay fame). 

Something happened in Nantucket. Do we know where Nantucket is? Not really. Ceebs to google it. But a shop has gone viral for banning influencers and now we'd like to understand... why. 

One of us is obsessed with Master Wu, the guy who teaches Kung Fu and whacks people with big sticks on Tik Tok. He's amassed over a million followers, and we'd like to sign up. 

Plus, a listener story about erectile disfunction and flute beatboxing. The headline writes itself. 

Strap in superstars, we'll see you in the comments xx

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