How To Witch, Bitch!
How To Witch, Bitch!
Australia's preeminent practicing witch presents a broad overview of witchcraft for the new and experienced alike. From witchcraft basics to tools of the trade, astrology, spells, rituals and more, this series will take you on a journey with a few laughs along the way. Starring: Michelle, The Witch Of Moons Lane Moyra Major Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Social links:
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The Wizard of Chippendale - Sound Healing, Crystals, and Michelle's early years as a witch!
An old friend of Michelle's joins us this week - the Wizard of Chippendale! He demonstrates sound healing, explains how crystals are actually gendered, and shares some fascinating insights into Michelle's early years as a witch.. including using witchcraft in nightclubs. We also find out if there…
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Witchy help with Perimenopause
Happy Valentine's Day! We kick off exploring if there's any historical witchy connection to Valentine's Day? This week we take a look at managing Perimenopause - and how small things can help make a difference. Sage is great for moodiness, hot flushes, libido - hear how you can use it to help re…
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Why does he always come up in my readings?!
This week, Michelle takes you through a full reading - offering timely advice about love, laughter, and how to get the spark back for Nicole who by her own admission "has lost her way through the perimenopausal vortex and has zero direction or purpose anymore.." Of course - some amazing people and…
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NSFW: How to Hex a penis
Heads up this week's episode is NSFW and explicit...! This week we take a peek at baneful magic.. voodoo.. a spell that could be used for revenge or punishment; for affairs or worse. That's right - we Hex a Penis! Michelle takes us through how to do the spell step by step.. and of course, the pre…
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2026 is a universal year for all of us
This week it's all about YOU! We delve into comments from witches all over the world... whether they're listening while cleaning the house, during Sunday morning baking, or wanting to know how to hex a penis...?! What would you most like to learn about on the podcast... hexing, spells, haunting an…
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Past Lives and Questionable Fashion
This week Casper joins us from Seattle, Washington. He had a recurring dream as a kid for years - where he was living on an island, and fell off a sailboat. Michelle picks up on a past life and tries to put the pieces together! Casper also used to feel he was haunted.. he would hear footsteps, an…
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A Mortician and a Medium – is that a conflict of interest?!
Courtney is both a Mortician and Medium – so she not only plans funerals for families, but can hear messages from the recently passed person! Very handy for choosing flower arrangements and music for the service.. We have so many questions… are there any spirits hanging around at the funeral home?…
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Weight loss witchy style!
Welcome to a brand new year and Season 2 of How To Witch, Bitch! ***Win a full reading with Michelle – enter on our TikTok or Instagram pages*** To kick off the year we touch on haunted homesteads and explain shadow work. Then we have a crack at a weight loss spell – to shift a few of those Chri…
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Yule Bowls & Pagan traditions that are now for Christmas!
In our final episode for the year we do a deep dive into the shared roots of Christmas and Pagan traditions.. we explain the history of the Christmas tree, the 5 pointed star, leaving food out for Santa, tinsel & lights! We also touch on some more strange electrical happenings at the radio station…
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Everyone thinks they were Cleopatra in a past life
Witchling Naomi joins us from Newcastle, NSW, who has recently begun her witchcraft journey.. She shares a hilarious story about trying to ask a tree for her first wand.. and being rejected! She talks about her first spell for ‘release’ which was a success – and how all her friends and family sup…
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