Yes, Danny Tanner was only 29 when Full House started, which should make you feel ancient! But it’s still time to celebrate with a surprise party, even though Uncle Jesse has completely destroyed a car and and no one cares if he’s injured. Can you park a vehicle in the Tanner backyard? Absolutely. How? No one knows.

Jodie & Andrea get into this, and belly dancer math, on the newest How Rude, Tanneritos!