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When I am joined by don't say as loan, I'm a correspondent on this here Dayly Show, and uh, I am going to tell you what today's top recording should be. Because I was in Arlington, Virginia over the weekend and a very nice lady and a very gorgeous pink like a light like a dusty peak coat. Pink peak coat by the name of a Jesse gave me some topics to discuss on this show, and one of those topics is day dates versus dinner dates. When we tell you, come tell us, come to our shows and tell us. She said, she found out that I was going to be at the Arlings and Draft hops because I was listening to the show. We're always like, come see us, come talk to us. And she came. She came, and she talked, and now we're doing her topic on the show. So start off to Jesse and Arlington in Arlington, Virginia. Thank you for coming to see me at the Alington Drafthouse. And this is Jay dates versus dinner dates. Now, josh you've been on dates before. Soon, we hope, mm hmm. Now I think I have a feeling an inclination. Huh, A little tickle in my ear about what I think think m hm, you might pick but tell the people, Joshua, yeah, yeah, what as a former trader Joe's employee, like, what is that even I have to do with it? It was out here trying to date people out. What do you prefer? Day dates or dinner dates? Okay, m while I believe that both of these dates are important, I truly believe that they're both important. I think that for your peace of mind, for your time, and for your overall day as an individual, I'm gonna go with day dates. All right, you said day dates. I can explain what I heard. What I heard was I don't have any money. No no, that's not what it is, I promise, no, no, no, no, because the day date is done by the man who only wants to get coffee because he doesn't want to invest money into trying to see my virgine. No said he can spend at a Starbucks and then maybe your dead or later. Not no, no, no, let's be very clear here. Okay, I just said both dates were important. I didn't say they weren't. I am saying that for your day as the individual. I can't explain. I'm not saying that no one that loves day dates isn't broke, all right, I'm not. I'm not gonna be out here telling you that no one that loves day dates has no money. That's not what I'm saying I'm saying functionally. Functionally, I think that it's it's an easier and it's a better um impression. Tell us about your pripverty, go ahead, my poverty, like this this is my thing. I'm not even Wow, Okay, so I'm not even cold. I'm just trying to protect myself from all the things you're about to say. Wow, this is like both calmly and like and this is like maybe the most sideways you've ever covered me, Like, like this is actually this is actually wild because you're not like, you're not yell at or anything. You not you know, be be a belligerent or anything. You're very calmly coming truly for my neck. Like it's like, and I don't, wow, where's all this coming from. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna tell you why. Okay. I believe that a lot of pressure is put on people, and this is like everything that I'm describing right now is going to be genderless. Okay, I'm talking about all of dating. I'm talking about everybody who does date. All right, there's an incredible amount of pressure and there's an incredible amount of like anxiety around just dates in general, first dates especially Okay, I think that rather when I look at myself as an individual and what it was like in how ago when I was dating and stuff like that, I think that it is a much easier thing to start your date because the benefit that I think that day dates have that dinner dates don't night dates don't, is that if we hang out long enough, it goes into the night. You know, if you're having a good time, If you're having a good time and you and you enjoy my company, we're we're into the we're into the night date. Now now we're gonna go get dinner, you know. And I think that you also lessen the amount of anxiety you have throughout the day, because when you do have a night date, like a dinner date, you're worried about that thing all day, especially if you really like the person or you really want them to like you. That's anxiety driving all day. So you nip some of that in the bud by starting the date, like you woke up, you had your breakfast, maybe you worked out, maybe you just you know, went to you know, work or something. Especially if this if this day date is on a weekend, you did a couple things and then you met someone and you met up and you were able. In my opinion, there are better activities to do during the day then there are at night sometimes, So if I want to take you on, uh like an event, there's like there's there's concerts at night, there's comedy shows at night, there's there's all this stuff. But you can actually have an experience with a person in a day date that I think in in dinner dates you're limited. And also with with uh late night dates or nighttime dates, you do start to have the pressures of like, okay, where are we gonna end up? Where is this going? Whereas I think in a day day you talked about the broke dudes. I think in the day day you you either have to really believe in yourself or you have to be having the best date of all time to think that you're gonna pull a bedroom out of this date. If y'all met up at two pm, That's That's all I'm saying, is that I think a nighttime day, if we're eating up at ten, If if you're going on a date with someone and y'all are meeting up at nine to have dinner, right, see, No, it's almost bad time to begin with No, you can't meet that late for dinner date. You can't meet that late. I'm just but night is night to me, night is night. Point we all know they're going to dinner at seven and going to dinner at ten one, there's a whole different class restaurant. Yeah, I got a restaurants closed at ten if I'm even dinner at ten. I see what you're saying now, Like I've gone to I've had daytime dates, like had brunch, Um gone to the belt line here and walked around with some dude, got all my steps in that day. I'll take that damn much. Um. But oh, I will offer up one last thing because I don't. I don't I apologize for interrupted, but I do want to offer up one last thing. When you were on a day date, the the ability to split with these go sideways goes up exponentially because when you have a nighttime date, yes you have a nighttime date, you know and they know that y'all both planned to be here. So then when you get the text of like oh, your apartment's all fire or whatever, it's like it's blatantly obvious you're just trying to leave like it like it just is unless it was going wonderfully and y'are both vibing and it's undeniable whatever people can tell that you're trying to get out of there, whereas with a day date, if it goes sideways at all, the whole rest of the day is what you have to look forward to, so you can be like, oh, hey, yeah, my dog freaking out, so I gotta go see he just hit me telepathically and yeah, my roommate told me, like you don't have roommates. I'm like, it is what it is, bro, I gotta go. I told guys on date, this isn't gonna I'm gonna go. Yeah, Like, oh, do you have something else to do? No? Yeah, yeah, I've been I've been on a date before where I said in the middle of and I didn't say it in a rude way, and I wasn't like it wasn't like I was getting some attitude. I was just like, Ah, this one's not going well, is it? Like it was just the thing where we both agreed. We were both like like we started laughing. We were like, ah, yeah, I don't know what it was. We both from both of the pictures we thought we'd like each other and it's like, nah, I've had that. I had a date go bad to the point and I had to drive for this date too, Like I drove over thirty minutes. It was like Atlantis, you drive thirty minutes all the time, but almost forty minutes for this date. It doesn't go well. And so it's not going well to the point where he offers to get food to go from my mom. It's just a good Southern boy, yeah, yeah, just trying to be a gentleman in the face of a date that's not it's fine, it's not going well, and I'm just like, yeah, I think I'm gonna get two appetizers, bro. And then and you know, like this isn't and he's like, he's like this is at a certain point. He's like this isn't going good. And he's like no, He's like, you want to order something for your mom? I was like sure, And I called my mom. I'm like, hey, I'm anna applebee is what do you want? Um? And I got her like entree and he goes, you can get a dessert too, And just a nice white man in the army taking me on a date, because you also know, like that's the thing about when you're when you're when it's going poorly unless someone is delusional to people can feel it. Yeah, but you'd be surprised. A number of times I've been on date with the guy really thought, Hey, what I just say about delusional. I also don't understand, like some of my friends really want you to give somebody a chance, like well wait wait wait wait wait right wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I was gonna go over to the stand. This is a Halloween right, I'm gonna go understand anyway, that's the thing of the day was at like seven, we got pizza. The date started with a church hug and anyway, the church hull and the thing was fun. Up. We've been talking about like for like three weeks, like texting. I was like, we went on an app and we're texting and stuff and been like we've been sitting each other like playlists and stuff like that and all these other things. We talked on the phone and then I met him in person. I just went nope. As soon as I saw him, I was like, I don't want to put my mouth on him. And that's my gauge. Now that's my gauge if I see a man. But I was like, I don't want to put my mouth on this man. M yeah, what was he talking for? And so we're on the date. I don't remember the fun he was talking about. The whole time. I was like no, yeah, no, And then at the end he was asking I was gonna do. I was like I was gonna hand over to the sand. He was like, okay, cool, I can do that, and like I didn't. They had a spot at the stand too, and so I was like right, and I was like no. He's like, what, You're going to a comedy club. I said, I'm going to work, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like, I mean, but it's not like the same. I said, do you want me to sit next to you at a cubicle? Mhm, because that's what the funk this is. I'm going to work, yeah, after me, you having to go? No, He's like, well, I can just come anyway. It's like it's a comedy club. I can go if I want to, And I was like, really, yeah, I would. It would very much be weird now because I just told you no, and now he just like, well, it doesn't matter. I can go from once and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go mm hmm. Now, okay, I want to get a sense from you of of why you so deeply disclike the the day dates outside of the because I feel like i've I've acknowledged the brokenness that some people exhibit, but I've also given what I feel are very valid reasons to start with a day date, because if you really like this person, it's going into the night. So I feel like I get the best of both worlds. I understand. This is the thing with the day date. It's the day date feels very much like the day date seems like something you only do if you're not sure if you like somebody. Okay, like, if you know that you like somebody, just do a regular fucking date. But if it's hey, you want to hang out tomorrow, then it's a date. Then the day date make because there are things you can do during the day that you can't do at night. You're right, But I feel like the day date is very much, very tentative, very tent to tent It's I don't know how very tool is a real word. Um, it's you're not sure about the person, so it's like I don't want to spend my nighttime hours with someone I'm not sure. Let me go ahead and see you have a three pm because like I like like a brunch situation, because like I've had like gotten dinner with the guy or like gotten coffee with the guy and then it turned into us getting dinner. I see, I see. This is what I'll pitch you. And it's it's what I tell all my friends when they're when they're dating, is that I've found the best dates and the and this is this is regardless of what you choose to do. And once again this is for everybody. I find that the best dates are things that you were going to do anyway that you want to see if you enjoy someone else's company while doing which is why I um chose the day dates because to me, it's like, Okay, I've always wanted to try this place, I've always wanted to try this thing. Let me both try this thing and bring someone along that I think I might enjoy their company. Because I also find that a lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of my friends get flaked on, right, and when you get flaked on, and it's like okay, I was gonna get I was gonna get dinner at this nice restaurant with this person, and now they've canceled. Is a very different feeling than like I've always wanted to try, you know, just throwing it out there as a general date idea. It's like, I've always wanted to try acts throwing, so let me try acts throwing, and let me do it with this person who I think is cool. And then they flake out, and it's like, all right, look, maybe I'm going to act throwing by myself now, but I've always wanted to try acts throwing. And it's a very different day now. And you also have the rest of and you know, if I can, if I can speak to confidence and psyche and all that stuff for a second, a day date gives the rest of your day time to recover if the thing does not go well and if you don't get the desired result, Whereas a nighttime date it's like, now I just gotta go to bed, upset, right, But if a day date doesn't go well, then I still then it's the whole rest of my fucking day. It's not like this didn't go to well, let me go to bed. It's oh, this date didn't go well and it's only four thirty. I see we're saying the same thing, but we disagree on how it makes us feel. That makes sense, Yeah, like I understand, like you're going to go do something anyway, Like I've gone a day dates where we've gotten to like an aquarium or a museum, or I've done archery or I've done these different things where it's like like the whole going through the movies and going on a date thing, I think is one. I think one of my guy friends was saying to me, like, it doesn't mean he doesn't like to do it because you're sitting with somebody for two hours in the dark, and you're not getting to know them at all. You're just sitting with them in the dark watching it thing. But I just know they're able to be quiet, right, you know, there be quiet either than react to a movie. Um, and then you have but then you have that didn't have something to talk about at dinner because now we can sit about and set up and talk about and analyze the movie or film, because I think films and movies are two totally different things and we can Hey, that's a different day, that's a different day. That's a different day. We both agree. We know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Fast and Furious is not a film. We can all relax. We can all relax. So like I said recently that like, if there's a guy that you like, a person you really like, you know, we're not the gender anybody, um, but especially if you're dealing with men, regardless of what your preference is, if you're dealing with men, I think a good first day, especially dealing with it's just heterosexual men. I think an escaped room is a great first date because I tell you, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you. One. Will he take directions from a woman because some men won't? Yeah? Two? Can he be collaborative? Can he be cooperative? Is he does he only? Is he a creative thinker? How does he work under pressure? Is he a leader? Is he a follower? Is he motivating? Is he helpful? Is he good at problem solving? Doing puzzles? Can he do math? What color? Is he color blind? Like? There are all these things because like we've don't escape from in Miami together and there's so many things that go on in escape room where you have to collect. Like it's this idea of being able to cooperate with people you know and stranger some people who don't know. Well, I think it's a really good thing if you don't know somebody, because some people just get angry and just shut the funk down. I've seen that escaping for We're just like I don't get this, and then they're just done. You're like, bro, we have fifties seven more minutes in here, stand up help. The reason I brought up the anxiety and the confidence and the nervousness and stuff like that for day dates versus like nighttime dates is that I think that there's there's a way that you can like free yourself up to your point about um, like not being sure about a person or not, I mean, like like to your point about that, I think though it's a double edged sword, because yes, that is that is how some people are gonna take it, and that's how some people are gonna use it. But I also think that you're able to see someone potentially in their best light when they are uh not under the pressure of of like what people make nighttime dates out to be in their mind. I understand what you're saying, But for me, a date is a date pressure Like it's always whether it's three pm or seven pm or nine pm, I'm nervous whether the sun is up or it is taking its you know, slum before the evening, it's still a fucking date. So I'm still going. You know what I mean, I understand. I understand what you mean that that makes sense at least for a nighttime date, because also there's stunts you can't put Like it's like you can't ask somebody to meet at seven pm for coffee. Yeah, there's something to happen in the evening. It's like, okay, I expect it's like dinner in this or dinner in that. But also I've realized that like just going to dinner with somebody doesn't give you enough info. M who doesn't give you anything. So I think like an activity in dinner is I think the way to go. So if you do something earlier in the day where it's like, let's mean at seven, go do this, and they get dinner after, because there's not so much stuff you want to do after dinner, you know what I mean exactly, And I think that this is also important that will offer up to the listeners just in case they are still coming at me the way you were coming at me at the beginning, if they still think that I'm broke or what. I also don't drink, and so I think that a lot of nighttime activities they don't exclude me. I'll go to a bar, I'll hang out. But like, but like, I also am of a mind of like, let me because I don't just I don't drink. I don't care the person that I, you know, went on the date with at the time drank. But I just feel like, let me. Let let me pick something for us to do that can be the most fun for both of us, so that you can see me having fun, you can see what I'm like when I'm fun as opposed to being at a bar. Because now that's that's the thing I've always worried about ever since I, you know, became of age to drink. Was was that since I've never drank before, I don't want to now seem like a weirdo did alcohol. No. No, I just feel like it's not it's not really for me, you know, it's not like even a judgment thing um. And that's and that's the thing is, ever since I've been twenty one, I've I've literally been like, uh, I don't want to be that guy that takes someone to a bar and then doesn't drink. That seems like a very odd guy. No, that is a creepy And that's why I've had to That's why I've had to be like we're going to dinner, or we're going to go to this concert, or we're gonna like I literally have to lean on activities because because I don't drink, right, Yeah, if you drink, it'll actually like make it a lot easier for you to be like, hey, you want to go grab a drink, so people like if you like for people who it's like going to get coffee later on in the day, M's like, hey, you want to go grab drinks and then that's where my coffee comes from, right, and so the coffee things. So it's like, okay, so it's too late, I don't want to meet it four. So then it's gonna get drinks and then you go get drinks and then it drinks are good, then you go get food or then you go, I don't know, have sex, like you really the two options. I'll really offer up this as well. For day dates. If somebody's crazy, it's broad daylight right now, that's the thing. But I also know I'll say this certain crazy only come out at night, like date crazy. Yeah, date crazy. The sun has to be there, Okay, it's going to wear it's like date yeah. Do you think they wouldn't tell on themselves though? If they went on let's say you got them on three day dates, do you think they stay who's doing? Okay? I would be crazy after three day dates, I understand, But I'm just saying, for the sake of argument, let's say you're like, they just happen to shake out that way. Honestly, it's I I think if you're going to do a day date, you have to show more effort. Yeah, I know, a ton of effort goes into a good like this this thing that I was initially let's call grab a coffee walk in the park boom. Yeah. But that's the thing I was initially pushing back off because that's not what I meant by day dates. You know, I understand that that's in there and I and I acknowledged immediately. I was like, hey, I've been broke before. I know what broke dudes do. I understand that this is an aspect, but for me, as someone who doesn't drink, I would like, no, we're gonna do this thing and it's and it and it will be fun. Um but it and it happens to be like because I still call a day date like five to me. But the problem is with five o'clock. That is, if you have a day date at five and it doesn't go well, then now it's interrupted your day and your evening. Yep, I mean that is part of the risk you take though hang out with a person. Also, that's the time is very easily cancel, a little like canceled on. Oh, you're right, you're right someone being late because it's also five a pm is when people usually get off work. Yeah, if you're having a day date during the week at five, maybe both of you either are working from home or you don't have jobs, or one has a job and one doesn't, one works from home and one has no job. Like there there is something to be said for a five o'clock. But I could do five o'clock um dates back in Chicago because working in Trader Joe's I had very specific shifts and so sometimes I got off it too, you know, and you also have to factor in both for you and the person that you're going on date with. Once again, this goes for everybody, right right. I think that especially on the basis of a first date, nobody can take it too personally that people are planning the date around their lives, if that makes sense. So yes, I don't understand what someone would be upset because like one of my friends was like, she, how has a date and you'll have a date, and she always make sure she has a show after the date, after the date, because if it's going, hey, man, I gotta go, I gotta show, I gotta go, I gotta show. But sometimes it's and I've done the I gotta show, and it's like, oh, I can come, And I'm like, because I think even if a day goes well, because I feel like sometimes when dates go well, people make the mistake of just like because I had a date one time that lasted like thirty six hours. Yeah, and then I never saw him again, which was fine because I didn't need to. Um, I'll throw this out there then. Sorry, I just had a flashback to that. UM. The fucking nervous. Some people you were you you looked at the camera like you were seeing him. Oh oh, I think sometimes we forget the dude too. Small dicks are just as horny as dudes. I feel like men and smaller penises are horny or than dudes with bigger penises. I don't. I don't think that's right at all. I think it is. This is the thing. But this is the thing. Dudes with a small dick want to show you their dick as much with the dude with it, just as much as a guy with the big dick. And they don't warn you. They don't pay anything what it's like. They should. They know it's small. So why are you doing all this hemming and hawing try to get me to look at it when you know I'm gonna be disappointed. I have no dude, but I truly I okay, I don't have any like frame of reference for any of this, So like, of course you don't because you don't deal with men. I'm don't I understand, but that's what I'm saying. I'm like, the thing you said initially did not sound correct, but now we're dealing with other facts. What did I say, what did I say? You were saying that dudes with small penises are hornier than dudes with big penis is And I feel like the reason that I don't know if that's true is that to me, it's not about because you just said it yourself. A person knows, right, So I think a lot of people carry themselves like they know, and it gives off the vibe that they know, which gives off the vibe to other people that like, let me stay away. Is that not true? No, because some doing either otherything like big dick energy. H there are dudes with small dicks that are running around out here with big dick like real big dick energy is a very is a completely it's not as we all know. It's affect right, but it's not as flagrant like if you see a very short if you see a short man with too much confidence, he has a big dick. We all know this, but I think it's just he might have money. No really, Oh, let me saying something. A man with a big dick is an asshole. A man that knows he has a big dick is a asshole at all times. Like a very big dick, he's an asshole. They're always an asshole. They It's like men with big dicks act like pretty girls. Okay, I can get into anywhere. You can't say anything to me. I'm unstoppable. But the problem is, like one of the smallest dicks I've ever seen was on a man who was six three, and one of my friends was like, do you think it was small? It's oh I was. I liked him so much and I don't even have time tell you have funny acting. This dude was with me, was with me before this, but and my friend was like, do you think it was small because he's so tall? And I was like, I was like, what she's like because of perspective? Do you for scale? And I said no, because my hand is always the same size. Oh my god. Look listen. What I'm saying is so you'll be on a day date with some small dick having man who's given you big dick energy. I understand him being extra flirting, extra morning, and then all of a sudden, you or face to face with a dick you can suck and whistle Dixie at the same time. And he should have never came out the house. Now help me out, though this does not once again this is a this is an asked fact of dating that doesn't Actually, it's not like his dick would be bigger at night. He's not like aware dick. No, but you've just you've just attributed the small thickness to the day date. But it's gonna be small year round, right, It's gonna be about it. It's twenty four hours a day, seven days a week until fifteen in the morning, can't stop on stop. What I'm saying is that being on a day date that goes well, okay, that could then goes into an evening date that goes into you all hanging out even more, and then you're presented persented for your like an Emmy, for your actions and efforts and service to your country. Uh huh, you're rewarded mm hmm with nonsense. Okay, I'm just saying that should be a warning because like I was doing this joke for a while and didn't ever Actually it didn't go. I wanted to go. But I'm just like, we need some type of identifiers. I wasted so much time flirting with men whose dicks were innies instead of auties, and they need to be branded. They need to be stop wasting people's time. I need just I don't care if it's dots. I don't care if it's sucking Morris code. When these suckers are eighteen brandon, let me stop you right, let me count these do the same here. Let me talk over you for a second. You could have plausible to my ability that you lost it. Firstly, the brand brand I know, I understand. It's a terrible thing to find out. Brand dig is a little far fine too, all right, No no no no, no no no no no. I need a jewelry. They need to be I don't care getting better tattooing tattoos, branding ear rings is something sounds good, cuts in an eyebrow. Okay, look, just something something, Give me something. I don't care if they're pinky nails, are paying in different colors. Stop wasting people's time, dude, something Oh lord, oh man, Okay, I just need to listen. It's you know how big my titties are by looking at me? Sure? But okay, then now the thing is I was because I can wear something to make them perkier. I can we make them look bigger, gonna make it look smaller. Okay, I can wear spanks. I can lie to you all kinds of ways, make up wigs falls. I can do all of the things right, I can say, but I can also tell the truth. Okay, I can also tell the truth. These men, these allusions, these grace scut pants are not telling us what we think they need to be telling us. Okay, Oh, great fans season, Grace wet pants season. Now why am I over here getting excited over a flash of dick y'all? Sound wild? So many men's are growers. Too many men's is growers. We have got so far away from the actual quality of the date. I feel like, now, this, this is a this is a separate thing. Uh, I'm What I'm saying is that if you're out here slinging, if you can't sling, okay, if you can only present, you can't sling, you can only present. What I'm saying is you better take a bitch to dinner first. You better spend them coins. But you have to spend money. Now, you have to spend money. You have to. You have to. You have to because you've got to disappoint me. At least I wanted to have a nice dinner first. But you you're telling me that a date like a day date of jet skiing. It's not fire. We could do a day day of jet skin and if no, you'll die. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're they're they're trade offs here. Yeah, you you do it like later on in the day so you can get off the jet ski you have a nice dinner or something like that. A day date on the jet ski would be absolutely awesome. Fox with it, because you know, I love jet skis. Okay, they're just water motorcycles and so and if you've never been on a jet ski, get more white friends. That's all I'm saying, because that's how I got my fresh jet ski called occasions. And so what I'm saying is that if you are trying to figure out, hey, should I take this girl on jet skis or should I take her to the park? Look down? But I feel like, now, aren't you just letting the blessed get away with more? They already are? But I'm but I'm saying they already are. Is is part of this logic? Though? Yes? Are you? Are you good with that? No? Then the no park for anybody? Right? Yes, everybody should pick jet skis. I but do you do you see how do you see how I'm helping your Like I was, yes, okay, all right cool. If you have a chance to get up a jet ski, get on a jet ski fun, get on get on jet ski for real. Yeah, if you're near water, if you're able to do a rental. You know, if you own a life jacket, then yeah, get on jet ski and the jet peo will give you life jackets. What I'm saying is that I just want us to be like I like, listen, I prefer evening day because you know, a nice it's it's nice to go out for the evening. I'm perfectly if I'm sitting in my house, it's not You're like you're sitting there on a Friday at eight pm, going uh fuck? You know what I mean. If it's Saturday at three pm, I don't give a ship. If it's a p M, I'm like, damn, I would have wish I was on a date. But if I go on a day date, also a day date, lets me know that you have another date lined up. Oh no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that. Oh I always assume that that. I understand that you always assume that. And I'm not even saying that you have never ever, ever been right. I'm saying though that I can only speak from the experiences that I've like watched friends have and stuff like that. I think that sometimes there is it depends on when you meet the person. Because we both know people who aren't actually players, men and women. Most people. I don't think most people are players. I think this whole Also, I think that player idea, that player culture, player lifestyle thing has been detrimental to everybody. Yeah, it's not It's not good for anybody. And I think only a few people can actually pull it off to where they have a date after their date and then and and they're gonna also keep time and that you know what I mean. I think that with me because because once again I brought up the like not drinking and stuff like that, It's like I had to pick things that would be fun or interesting to do that had nothing to do with that, so that I wasn't that creep that was like, can I buy you a drink and I guess another one while I just talk. Yeah, because you can't do bars, because if you if you buy me a drink and then you have water, I'm going to think that you drug my drink. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's like I don't want to be anywhere near any that like speculation, right, And so my thing as well is I find that regardless of whin and this actually kind of hurts my argument a little bit, but regardless of what time of day it is, the amount of work someone put into their idea is like paramount to me for how much they care, you know, because there's also a deeply casual side to nighttime dates, which is netflix and chilling. It's like, Hey, I'm gonna bring over some food or like let me cook for you at my place. Yea cook for you? Ship. You can't cook for me. You can't cook for me until I have comfortably gone to your house and then left. Yeah, like that whole Like a guy was like, I want to cook for unifirst date doesn't? Absolutely not. It's like why not? I said, I want to die on my own time. Also, are you a chef? Are you a chef? Because if you're a chef, then come with it. You know you're a chef, then I will come to your restaurant. Okay, So my buddy did that exact thing if he like was like, oh, let me cook for you whatever, right, and then he cooked for her, and then later on that night she was like, okay, um, I had a great time, thank you so much, blah blah blah, and she robed hell out of him. She robbed. She was the whole town. He was cooking, she was stealing. And he was like, I don't know how she got everything out of the how because she always had her purse. So he's like, unless she had another bag, I didn't see. Not this much stuff should be missing, right, Like what yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, he was like. He was like, she came over, I cooked, and then like um, we they ate and then like they made They didn't like fully hook up, right, they like maybe made out on the couch, watch a little TV whatever. And then she was like I had a great time. I have to go, right. But then he was like, hey, so so many different things were missing from places that weren't next to each other. I was like, man, you got rob robbed. She must have had a bag she sat in the hallway. That's what I'm thinking, right, it had to be. It had to be a getting up when she went to the bathroom. Like it's like how it's like a riddle. It's like, well, okay, so she took so she took some stuff that was like, oh, you might just be like a klepto, you know what I mean, Because she took some of the night like there was a nice he had a nice soap um, like a real nice soap that you could just probably like twist the cap back down and put that in the purse whatever. And then she she got ahold of some loose money, which is like, all right, you left the money out, you know what I mean, That's that's easy enough to steal. Uh. But then I think he said he had a game boy, and he was like, I don't know when she would have got the game boy because it was like in his room on a bookshelf or something. But they didn't go in his room, so he's like, she must have just been in my room when back was turned while I was cooking the funk. Was he making pasta? I don't know. I know he was making pasta. I know he was. He was probably making postive. But it's like, it's like that's so. I mean, I didn't get the full list of everything that she took, but there was something he was more telling me about the locations because he was like, she stole something from the bathroom. She stole something from my bedroom, even though we didn't like going, like it's not like they like went to his bed, and you know what I mean. And then she also took something from the living room. And I was like, man, that's the money is there? The money is like, all right is this meal? Because because the money is like all right, look there's fifty dollars on the table. Not saying anybody should steal, but there's fifty dollars on the table. Now you just made fifty dollars from your meal. Most people have to pay for their food, right the soap at the game boy and like I don't know he but he said it was a lot of stuff, Like it was a lot of things. So she must have had a bag in the hallway, like when he thought she was going to the bathroom, she was going to the bathroom and making a stop at the hallway, And you know what I mean, maybe her person was bigger than he thought it was. That's what That's also what I think it has to be, is like the bag in the hallway makes a lot of sense, But the bag in the hallway could also you know, maybe get seeing as trash or you know, I mean like like that, that to me seems like a deeper grift than just having a bag. That is uh what you McCall it. You know the bags that I don't know person, So I don't know what I'm talking about. But you know, you know those bags that have a button and when you undo that button, it becomes a bigger bag. Yeah, it's like an accordion bag. Yeah. Yeah, maybe she had one of those. Oh my god, who was telling me they were going on this date. He was in Manhattan, he went to go meet some girl like, No, he was in Brooklyn when he got me some girl like at the top of Harlem. So it took like two and a half hours on the train. And she was like, don't eat today. I'm gonna make you DARNI. Johnny is gonna be a huge diarior. Johnny supposed to Lasagna And he gets there and not only is nothing prepped, not only is nothing prepped, Not only is nothing She's still struggling with the package that the Lazaya noodles coming. She hasn't even gone grocery shopping yet. Oh oh, what an attack. Truly she wants him to come shopping with her. She likes her men weak, That's what it is. She was like, go ahead to starve yourself all day. All right, I'm got'll see how you handle this long walk that we've taken, this grocery store where we walked past all the food. So it's two hours on the train. I don't know where the funk he was coming from. What was two hours on the train. It sounds like a nightmare. He was in the backup Brooklyn, the basement of I don't know where the funk he was. But took two hours and some change from where he was to get to the top of Harlem talking on the phone, and then at one and then when he gets there, she doesn't buzz him in. He has to wait thirty minutes for him to let for her to let him in. Is she home? Yes, So she's not answering her phone either. She's not answering the phone. What reason did she give? She wasn't ready? So she so she knew he was down there. Yeah, this is chaos. This this is like absolutely acceptable. Wait, so she knew he was down there waiting for half an hour at the door while he had already been on the train for two something hours to get there, and he and she told him not to eat. Yes, this is terrorism. And then while then they're gonna get ready to go shopping, but she wants to get weed before they go shopping, so now they have to wait for the weed man. And so was he sustained himself on water? I guess the hope of getting pussy probably, I don't know. That's not like that. What is worth all that? Then? Then so either still no food, they're hanging out. She just wants to hang out. She gets high, forgets that she's supposed to make this lasagna. So he's reminding her, we have to go little to the door to get the stuff to make Little design it. And now she doesn't want to make it because she's high. She makes herself something to eat, like whatever she had in her house, offers him none, and then wants to fool around, and he was like, how dare you did he sue he should sue. I will get this way at a lawyer and he should sue he And then the holes is he said, like at one point, like the dealer was just hanging out, dealer hadn't left. The dealer had left at a certain point. He was there for too long. That's great, more for the for the suit. This is building the case. And I've only said I'm sure people, and I like, I thought, the thing is, I know people listening to this, they're thinking I'm making this up as I go along, because when he was telling me this, I thought he was making it up as he went along. But he started getting upset retelling it and I was like, oh, no, this actually happened to him. Yeah, no, and and oh that's so unacceptable. But that's so And then I was like, so what has it? Did you ever get the designer? And he was like, no, that is so rude. And you know what this is. This is the thing that bothers me because this is the type of person who was so blissfully unaware that she probably is telling a story about this ungrateful dude who she introduced to her dealer. You know, it's like I introduced to the plug and then he want to get an add to with me because I didn't make him dinner. I'm sorry, it's not the nineteen fifties. I don't have to make somebody say that sounds like the type of person that would forget that they offered because they did forget that they offered, and then they'll forget again because it clearly they smoke up, So they're going to forget again, and then when they forget the next time, they're going to be like, who are you to think that I should just cook you something? Wol have you done for me? Later, he said he she reheated like some food or something like she head have leftovers and trying to offer him some while she was in the middle of eating it, and he was like, no, I'm good now, Look we're all adults here. He could have left a minute. I said this to him so many times. Why did you leave when she didn't come to the door. Why didn't you leave when the dealer showed up? Why didn't you leave when food was coming? Why didn't you order your own fucking foot? There was so many times when you could have left. He was like, I was just trying. I was like, funk, you were trying to fun. That's why you stayed. I understand. But also there's there's something to be said for like, just because someone's willing to sit there doesn't mean that you and this should all be illegal. Every every aspect of this should be this is a thing about America, right, the American justice system. People will sue for a bunch of stuff. They'll try to get money everything. We shouldn't be doing all that, right, We should be suing for what's right. Okay, that man should sue her, and he should be awarded a las angna. That's all I want. I just want the world to be a little bit more fair. But does she have to make it? She has to make too or throw on away all right? Or give him both that's restitution. Yeah, But this is the thing. What if this is what you never think about. What if it wasn't good, she's doid to make him? Yeah, but but it was never It was never her job to make it good. It was her job to make it because she said she'd make it. That's I If it's not good, I look, I can believe she may have got high and remembered she doesn't make good lasagna. That could also have been what happened. She may have been high and was like the last time I try to make lasagna, I accidentally make cake. Yeah. I mean, so maybe she doesn't, but she should. She should do what she said. That that's so rude. Um and look, I'll even offer up this that must have been a nighttime date because he was so he would it was a day date. Wow, hilarious. What we're gonna do now is kick over this to the listeners, you know, like what, let us know your thoughts on day dates versus night dates. Remember, you can eat it both, you can do activities that both. It really is your presence. I believe the listeners with this. Ladies femis, anyone living in their feminine energy stop paying for things. Oh lord, stop, stop stop. Okay, these men are worried that if we make as much money as them, we're not going to need them. So let them know we still need them, because this is the thing. They still make more money than us. We still don't have in income equality. Okay, So until the patriarchy and I don't like to use that word because I'm not a twenty year old white girl in college, but until society as a whole starts paying women ladies famiis non binaries, anyone living in their feminine in anosities. Until they start paying us the same, you will not be paying for this two for twenty and Applebee's don't do it. Don't fuck it, don't buy your own drinks, and they're gonna act like you all of them something because they bought you a white wine spreads us say no, sir, I have eight dollars. Oh gosh, women did not. Those women did not march for you to pay for nachos. They did it. You think Gloria Stein stood up? Uh did? She burned bras And I've asked her about this and she said I could be a trophy wife. Glorious Idem told me to my face that I could be a trophy wife. Because that's the thing. It's not about working, it's choosing whether you do or not. Okay, you wanna be to stay at home mom, that's feminism. You want to run a corporation, that's feminism. If you want to make sure that this motherfucker's paying for your tearer, Ma Sioux, that's feminism. Stop paying for ship, stop it, stop it. I feel like the message is getting somewhat muddied. No, no, no, no, no no, this buddy, this best is just Chris the clear baby girl. Play with me, nigger. We appreciate you listening, staying, We loved it you listen. We hope you have as much fun listening as we do recording. We are on the socials. We are out in the world. If you want to see us, if you want to keep up with us, you can find me. Hit your Shauns and comedy on TikTok, Instagram and YouTube. And you can find duels, say Sloan. You can find me feminist icon so oh, I'll write books about me, Josh. You can find me not helping dounl say slow on all social media platform I can't say it, Slott. 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