Dan Gorringe and Ana Cannon have officially entered Girls Next Door… and for Ana’s very first podcast, we’re finally giving her the right of reply.

After years of Dan putting his life online, Ana gets her chance to reveal what it’s actually like being married to him. We’re talking questionable tattoos, blue hair ruining their first family holiday photos, screaming about footy while Poppy sleeps, the content voice she cannot stand and the media controversy that had Ana telling Dan, “we’re getting a divorce.”

Then, we finally get the REAL story of how Dan and Ana got together… including the tiny detail that Ana originally went to the house to see Dan’s housemate, met Dan and called her mum the next morning to say, “I’ve gone for the wrong one.”

They take us through secretly seeing each other, breaking up, Dan heading into Big Brother, finding their way back to each other and eventually becoming parents to Poppy.

Plus, we get into their biggest relationship arguments, who apologises first, Dan’s very questionable approach to housework, parenting rules they immediately abandoned, whether baby number two is on the cards and the reality of trying to balance family life with living your life online.

And of course, the Neighbours have some dilemmas of their own. Is using your baby as an excuse to skip family events fair game? And should you blow your entire savings on your dream wedding?

We finish things off with Dan and Ana facing the media in our first ever post-podcast press conference.

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Key moments

• Ana’s Right of Reply: Ana finally gets the microphone to respond to years of Dan's chaos.
• The tattoo that sent Ana over the edge: including the enormous Collingwood/Nick Daicos tattoo despite Dan not supporting Collingwood.
• Dan ruined their first family holiday photos: thanks to his electric blue hair.
• The controversy that nearly broke Ana: she reveals Dan's media pile-on became so intense she told him, “we’re getting a divorce.”
• How Dan and Ana REALLY met: Ana went over to see Dan's housemate and immediately realised she'd “gone for the wrong one.”
• Their secret relationship: sliding into the DMs, seeing each other privately and navigating mutual friends.
• The breakup that changed Dan's life: Ana questioned what Dan was doing with his life, they broke up, and he applied for Big Brother that same night.
• Relationship therapy: who apologises first, who holds grudges, their biggest recurring argument and why Dan is constantly on his phone.
• Parenting Poppy: screens, swearing, 3am drives, their first night as parents and whether they want another baby. Poppy repeating their swear words is particularly funny.
• Neighbour dilemmas: using your baby to escape family commitments and whether a dream wedding is worth wiping out your savings.
• The post-match press conference: Ana declares herself best on ground, says Dan hindered her performance and confirms she'd happily return without him.