Did you ever hear of radio? I'm going I'm in radio looks like this with my natural voice, Elvis Duran in the morning show and a very very special happy birthday to Derek Walker from Ade eight five. Oh, I just gotta text, Derek Walker's having your birthday? If you know Derek Walker, happy birthday. We should devote our show to Derek Walker. It's Derek Walker's birthday. Oh wait, I've just been handed a note. Oh my god, it's Danielle's birthday. Yeah, Happy, happy birthday to my girl, my little sister, Danielle. Thank you, she's following. Yes, I'm four years old today and you look fabulous, honey, thank you? Look at that. Well, you know what, We have a very special gift for you. Are you ready? Because I never would do this on any other day ever, but for Danielle's birthday and it's Gary. Ever. Only on Daniel's birthday do we get Rio Duran Duran. Alright, this is for you. One day out of the year. You get it real, real Dana ros Rio just like them. You are the unofficial member of Duran Durand if you're wondering why you're hearing this oldcurb crepit song. Danielle requests Rio by Duran Duran every day, so finally today we played it for I'm so excited, Thank you so much. My birthday starting out great. There you go, alright, so we don't have to play that for another year. That's pretty good. Great job. Hey, everyone's saying good morning to Adriana. Morning morning, Martin. Hello lady, is it also your birthday too? It is my birthday. Happy birthday, Danielle, Happy birthday. So Adriana, what have you done so far to celebrate your birthday? Did you get to see sing an old Duran Durant song on the radio or what have you done? I didn't, But this last weekend, my husband took me to the Sea Lion King on Broadway in New York's, which was amazing. That's awesome. Yeah, we got to stay with my friend and Queen's and tonight we're just going to dinner and keeping it real low key. Yeah, we're going to talk to you a call tomorrow night. We love him. Lion King is just one of those musicals you have to see. It really is just so well done, and happy birthday, Adriana, and we're gonna sing you an Elvis Duran shirt. Since it's your birthday, Andrew, the first caller of the day. Hello, have fun, have a beautiful day. Remember, if it's your birthday, you get whatever you want, whatever your heart desires. Yes, I'll keep it in mind, all right, Adriana, hold on one second, all right? So Danielle, what is your heart? Just hire? I guess we should start working on your dreams. What do you want? I honestly, I just want a nice relaxing day. That's what my what I want more than anything with my family, A nice relaxing day that'll start four exactly. Well, let's go around the room. We'll start with you birthday girl. What's on your mind today? All right? So sometimes you just have to do it. So last night we went to Dairy Queen and I had vanilla soft serve with strawberries and marshmallows and peanut butter. And I got home and ripped the top off and didn't care and devoured the whole thing. And it wasn't even my birthday, but it was so good, and I felt like when I was standing in Dairy Queen, I thought, well, I could get the fat free or the shiok of free, and like no, I am getting the peanut butter, and I made myself very happy. So sometimes you just gotta do it, I know. And you know happiness always begins at dairy queen, doesn't it. It does with a dilly bar. Hey, what's up with you today, Bethany? So last night Nate and I went to dinner and this couple at the table next to us, we're fu holl on making out and not like kissing, but like making out. We couldn't focus on our conversation. You actually had to put our hands over our eyes see their tongues and stuff, and you could. But the thing is you could hear them. You could. You could hear this oh like sucking sounds at the table. It was nasty, and we really had We had to just at one point stop talking and just just listen because there's nothing else you could do. You know what, next time, just join in wait with the couple are with each other? Yes, everyone do everyone? Yeah, I think there's a time and place for p d A. And people are chewing their food and digesting. You don't want to hear them. I mean, the hands were missing. Where where did your hand go? It makes everyone so uncomfortable Froggy, what's up with you? You know, Elvis? Yesterday I think I'm in complete moron because yesterday I walked around while on my cell phone looking for my cell phone for ten minutes. Now, this happens to you all the time. Frog. I was on the phone talking to my mom and I'm like, I'm running late, I've gotta go. She's asking me questions and trying to get information about about some stuff. And I'm like, Mom, I've got to go. I cannot find my cell phone. And she's like, well, what are you talking to me on? I'm like, I gotta go. I got a problem. This is awful. I mean our phones have definitely become a part of our bodies. I mean they poured my house apart looking for my phone. All right, So what's the takeaway here? What are we What are we learning from this? But I really need to just start thinking and putting my brain into like make it function at some point. All right, let's let's all join in, shall we. Let's all put our brains into action. Today's let's get into your horoscopes. Let's see if your birthday is today, Daniel, that makes you a Harris. See how it's checks up here ahead. Alright, Capricorn, old ideas are running back into your mind. There's a reason why you still want to make this happen. Go for it. Your days and nine Aquarius, you're not a big fan of the rules unless you make them. Take a chance, do whatever it takes to make your dreams come true. Your days attend. Your perception is sharp, make sure you utilize it to the best of your ability. Your days and nine aries, things will start to make a lot more sense. Soon, it'll seem like the answers were right in front of you all along. Your day is and eight Tars. You have an idea that's beginning to take shape. Follow your intuition. Make that idea your reality, and your day is a ten gentlemen I. Talk to your friends about your long term goals. Collaborating with others will help you take your thinking to the next level. Your days of seven Cancer, put your emotions first. Don't neglect your feelings for the sake of pleasing others. Your day is a nine Leo. Nothing is too hard for you to handle, but don't take on too much at once. Take things at your own pace. Your days of ten Virgo, you're passionate about what causes, about many causes. They may help you find what you're looking for to fulfill your goals. Your days of nine leave us, sit back and let things happen. Great things will happen, don't force it. Your days and eight Scorpio, the search for love is on. Look for a partner who shares the same interest and can keep up with your energy. Don't settle for less. Your days of ten and Sagittarius, your honesty is admirable. Stop letting people take that from you. The truth will set them free. Your days a ten and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. All right, let's get into your headlines. Froggy. Someone just sitting in a text saying that they actually use their cell phones flashlight to look for their cell phone. Feel better about myself now there's my cell phone to find my cell phone. It is the birthday, girls day, Danielle. We love you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Let's get into your headlines, Bethany, what's going on? All right? Congress has voted to repeal internet privacy rules. The original rules said that broadband companies had to get permission before they shared info like our browsing history and locations. Have you guys looked into this story. It's kind of scary on the on the surface. I don't know enough about it, but I'm just really nervous. Yeah. Well, it's not going to be official until President Trump has to sign this repeal, So I'll give you a little bit more information on it next hour if you want me to. Yeah, we need more information on how to be nervous today, Okay, can you? Speaking of tech, Samsung is expected to reveal its latest device today. Hopefully the Galaxy S eight doesn't explode the home boat. You never know. The home button is supposed to be dropped so that almost the entire front is just display. Ten members and associates of the reputed Banana Mafia family face a host of charges after being indicted in New York. The counts include murder, conspiracy, attempted murder, extortion, etcetera, etcetera. The alleged crimes in Queens and elsewhere go as far back right into this month. You know, you you see these movies growing up about gangsters and mob men and stuff like that, and to know that they're still around this is it romantic or is it really kind? Of scary. Which one is it? I choose to play the fifth. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath if you're alive. And so today, Danielle, it's your birthday and you're working on your birthday because you're a good hard worker. But most people want to skip work on their birthdays, right except this one man in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, Bill Hansen, turned one hundred years old. His desire was to go back to his old job. Cute. He had retired at the age of nineties seven after working for his company, and so they let him come back, paid him a dollar, organized a complete day of assignments right across the river. Hey, happythday. That's so cool. I'm not on your way. All right, We've got a day you guys ready for your day? Yeah? All right, well let's have a day, you big, big, luscious man. Meet you in the morning show. I did it. I used upside dot com and it's definitely the real deal for saving money and getting a big gift card for every business trip you buy. Use the code Elvis and you're guaranteed at least a two hundred dollar Amazon gift card for your first time upside dot Com Middle Purchase blise, he'side for details. Phone tap plane, Elvis, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran phone tap scary? What's your phone tap about? So Courtney emailed us to phone tap her husband, Irvin Irvan just got his truck back last week after it was in the shop for several weeks. So Courtney already called him to set him up and tell him that a rep from the shop called him saying there was an issue again with his truck. So I'm gonna start to call that Irvan. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, it's Rick from this name shop. How you doing good? How are you? I'm okay? Um, Well, you got the orange Ford Explorer right and you're driving it? Yes? Why what's going on? That truck was supposed to be picked up, dude? So the parts haven't even been put into the car. I mean, I've stuffed laying right here in front of me. Are you know that car is not safe to drive? Oh? My god, it's this. This is funny. Put it yet? Well, your car's missing guts. I mean there's stuff, ball bearings are out of there. I got like important parts of the car. I don't even know how the how that they is even drivable? Dude, I'm here and like, uh my turn right, I got I get like, um rubbing, like clicking rubbing. What do you what kind of rubbing? Yeah, kind of like a rubbing like almost like some type of join or south. Can you reenact it? Like? What is it? Like? Kind of like I'm sorry phone cut out haws that go? Yeah? That could be a loose flux capacitor. Um that yeah, that sounds like that's bad. I should have been done before you took it up. How about you tell me to plutus that's missing. Do a couple of ball bearings and a flex capacitor. That's that's excellent. I'm glad you let my truck go like that. I mean, do you want us to replace the flex capacitor? Is it really? At one point to one jigga watch you guys let them take the car and you're calling me a week later and I got parts out? What kinde of mechanic shop is? Do nothing? You do nothing to my vehicle? You know what? You could say that all you want, bro, But I still got some of the parts from your Ford Explorer still standing on my garage floor over here, and I'm gonna come and get those parts. Okay, then that's gonna cost you some money. I wouldn't let you work on my buddy. The way your professionalism is. You shucked. I don't want my vehicle nowhere next to you. And if you see with me, I'll show your old mechanical. Please, we'll get some money. In the heartbeat your stumback your gas tank. All right, Yas, I'm at work right now. You're aggravating the hell out of me. You're telling me my card. Get a guy. I've been driving all over God's Country and your buddy in yas tank. That's great, That's exactly what I want to hear while I'm at work. That's awesome, dude, you want to make it up t I. I'm sorry, man, we just we just think we're piste off. You know. You know how it is in the in the in the shop manny Mo, Jack, all of us we were all like just like sitting around like nanny Mo and Jack, and you sound like they're no, no, no, no no, you're thinking of Molarry and Curly. Yeah. I know what the same. You get the point. That's what you guys are. I'm a stooge. Listen, I'm a stooge who has three of your parts sitting on my garage floor. You're driving around with a car. It's about the fall part. It's not funny, la right now. I mean, who's the stooge? Right now? I'll be right up there. I'm gonna snatch my pump out of there and I'll take one of your ashes. How about the chain? Is the chain loose or what the chain that I'm pulling right now? Because you've been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary. Jones and Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show, swear to god, I got your girl on the phone. I'm gonna kill you. What are you rubbing over there? Phone tab? Have an idea for a phone tab? Go to elvist Dran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all of our two suits. Elvis Duran phone tab on Elvist Brand in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show, so you know, we're talking about how the weather is getting nicer. We have probably survived another winter up here in the Northeast. Uh, probably just not over yet. And uh, you know what, I think I'm gonna do year number two of going blonde for summer. It just gives you that, It gives you that attitude shift. You know, I've I've watched you know, Danielle and Bethany for years. You know, every time you guys change your hair, I can tell it. You shift you, You turn into different people a little bit totally. And that's another reason why a lot of women, especially like if they go through a breakup, they change their hair because you feel like a totally different personally. Well, I did something else yesterday that totally made me feel so festive and fun. And it wasn't hair. It was more expensive than a hair coloring thing. But I went out and bought a Mini Cooper. Oh jeez, that'll do. That's a little more expensive. I thought, maybe you should get yourself a skateboard. But I mean, all right, a car, you know that sounds cool? Well, thank you, Gregory. No, no, you know, look, you know I told you guys last year when I went to the auto show, they had all these big cars that everyone's like salivating over, these expensive cars that I would never in a million years would consider one of those many Coopers. You can get good deals on. That's what I got. My husband has a Mini Cooper and he loves it. He loves it so much. But driving a Mini Cooper to me is the equivalent of going blonde. I mean, you just you have fun. It's a fun car to drive. It's just fun. I could say that. Have you been driving it around and like what? Like what do you have a big smile on your face? What's the experience of driving a Mini Cooper? You just drive it and smiled and you just you're like turning corners and you come to stop lights and stop and then it turns green and you go. It's like regular cars. How they handled They hugged the road? Yeah, you turn, you turn. I don't know you're you're asking me car questions. I don't know anything about cars except you know, on and off. But I'm assuming if anyone is in the you know, market for a new car. This is the time of year, you hear, do those commercials teens have to go to make room for you know what I'm saying. So I got a big rebait and everything that gave me money that you know, took money off, and I got a great deal. I actually negotiated a great deal I feel I feel like I I walked away screwing them over. But I know I didn't. You know, it doesn't work that way. Does it have like a British flag on the top, No, it doesn't. I did, but I did get stripes. I have white stripes on the on the hood. My husband putting British flag on the top and on the side and even on the rear view mirror. He's got the British flag. You got the whole car wrapped. It's so cool. So it's something as simple as is getting you know, a new car. It makes you especially it looks like a fun car. What's the opposite of a Mini Cooper? Like outback? Well, those are fun. I don't I don't know. I'm just letting you know if I if I seem a little more fun and festive, I'll be the opposite. I don't even know what that is. What is that? It's like it's a big suburban. I was actually thinking about a Ford F one stuff. You should have gotten a Ford F three fifty super duly that would have been perfect for you. That I need to pick him up truck with a dog in the bat Max would be sliding back and forth. He's so tiny in the bag, and you'll you'll be happy enough for a little Max. You'll be happy to know scary that my Mini Cooper is a relative of your BMW? Is it really? Are they? Are they in the same family? Yeah? I think they're made by BMW. But what was he? You wouldn't get judged for buying that? But but no, but I feel like if I want a Mini Cooper people would have something to say about it. What do you mean, I don't know, people like why would you get that? Like I just I just feel like people are very judging when it comes to cars, because they they your personality is supposed to fit the description of the kind of car you drive. So that's why you have the douchebag mobile. Yeah, and I got the fine car. But remember when I bought my pre s back in the day. You guys all made fun of me. Pous No, but you made fun of me because I had a Prius. First of all, Oh, here he comes the old tree hugger. You are you know? Yeah, you looked at me and I h something kind of lesbian alone. Yes, they do. They're huge, huge selling cars. I have no idea at one point and then lesbian. I wanted to wrap four two and I don't mind being called a lesbian. So there you go. Well look so anyway, so if you want to change your attitude, you don't have to buy like an over the top expensive car. Just go get something fun like a Mini Cooper. I love it and I save money. I did what they asked me to do. I got it off the lot. I can tell how how excited you are. Good for you. I'm playing about this car. I'm going to devote the next three and a half hours to my new minute. Let's talk about this. Is as excited as when we get a new bag or new pair shoes. It's like that, so excited. All right, we've got to get into the Daniel report. The birthday girl is actually working today on her birthday. Thank you for coming in. We're all very excited. Welcome And I don't know you can't eat chocolate on your birthday, so that's going to be quite a challenge when it time to blow out your candle. Yeah, and Garrett usually gets me an all chocolate cake because he knows I can't eat it, so he does it on purpose. It's not nice. All right, Let's get into it. What do you have today, Danielle? All right? So Alec Baldwin admitted that when he first met Tina Fey he wanted to hit that. He said, she was beautiful, she was brunette, she was smart, she was funny, she didn't want anything to do with him, and he fell in love. But she was married, so obviously we know how that went. Next year is the fort anniversary of Greece and Olivia Newton John has been talking to Jeann Travolta about some kind of reunion. She said, we're thinking of ways to do this. Nothing to announce yet, but how cool and exciting will that be? And by the way, when we were out in l A for Your Star, I saw Livia Newton John in her car and she waved at me out there. NBC is reportedly in a bidding war with Fox to revive American Idol. Isn't it too soon to revive a idol? It just died exactly some time. Fox canceled it ten months ago, and supposedly they're saying, well, we never gave up on it. It was just too expensive to produce, and so now we're trying to figure out yeah, okay, whatever, anyway, wait a while for American idol. I love this story. So Errol Smith has been on their farewell tour for five months while they're postponing the North American part because they're going to make more music, because it's not because they're not going away anymore. They've decided to postpone part of the farewell tour to make a new album because so that's not farewell anymore. It's so ridiculous. They have more in them. It's like the store that never goes out of business, but they keep having their going out of exactly. It's like share didn't she have like her farewell show fifteen time himes or something exactly? And can you imagine David Beckham ugly Well, that's what's happening in Guy Richie's new movie King Arthur. It's called Ledgends of the Sword. It comes out in May, and David Beckham is unrecognizable. He's doing a cameo. But if you want to see it, we're putting it up for you at Elvis to Round dot com. And December is when the new Jamanji movie comes out with the Rock. It's about high school kids who find an old video game and they get transported into it as the characters they choose. But here's the twist. The Rock is the teenage nerd and Jack black is one is one of the popular guys. Yeah, and we'll put up the little trailer for you at Elvis rouand dot com. Uh, tonight, you've got Duck Dynasty, You've got the second season premiere of Lopez. Blind Spot is on Arrow, Empire is on It's gonna be a good night on television. And next hour we'll talk about why Drake postponed his show. Why did you postpone it? I'm not telling you until next By the way, Elvis, we have breaking news from the world of movies. Oh, breaking news. I love breaking news. What is it? They've come out with the title for the wreck it Ralph Sequel. What the record Ralph Sequel? I don't know what? An amazing movie. Yeah, well, it's trending on Twitter because it's called Ralph breaks the Internet. The Record Ralph Sequel and Record Ralph is one of the best animated movies for kids. It's it's such a good movie. That's the thing. I feel like scary because I've never heard of this ever, and you know scary. I live in a world with no kids. Yeah, it's awesome. It's a really good movie. Scary. Have you heard of Reckett Ralph? I have heard. I have heard of Record Ralph, but I didn't see it. Funny. Can I go back to Jamanji for one minute? Jack Plaque Jack Black actually plays one of the popular girls in the movie, Not boys something. Let you thank you birthday girl. Let's go talk to Michelle calling us up at one eight h hundred. Hey Michelle, what's going on? Good morning? How are you guys? Well, okay, how are you? You're doing well? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. What can we do for you? Well, you're talking about the new car you got and how you are. I'm glad. I'm excited for your congratulations. I drive before one fifty Super Crew cap to work every day. Hold on, hold on an F one fifty super super Care. It has four doors, so it's big, big truck. That's a big gas truck. Now, how I don't mean to be so personal, but how tall are you? How big are you? I'm like five three. I'm shrinking because I'm getting cold. You have to climb into that car? I do I do every day. I put my hand on the steering wheel to pull myself up. I mean, that's a big ass truck, a big gass truck. That's why I say, a little woman in a big as truck. Now, do you do you drive that because you feel like it's safer you're above everyone else? I mean, is there is there a like a psychological reason why you love your f one? Well, I mean I'm not allowed to drive my other vehicle because I drive quite a few miles to work, so I was putting too many miles on it. So my husband made me drive the older vehicle, which is that's so cool? I love driving. Is it a false sense of safety when you're up above everyone and you know you can just roll right over them and your f one? Yes, it is? It isn't. And I love it because I can see above everybody and and I just and the big even the bigger trucks, I can see right into their windows, and oh I do feel safer in it. Also, you can look down into other people's cars and you can see the hanky panky that goes on on the on the highways, and there's a lot. Yeah, I wish I could catch some of that, but I don't. Yeah, I saw some of that the other day. There was there, there's a guy and a girl in the car next to me, And I mean they weren't trying to hide anything, nothing, they want you to see them. I feel like, if they're not trying to hide, if they want you to see it, well, I'm telling you right now, Michelle, I said, all I said was the back of her head. I didn't see anything else on her. But all right, that's too much information. Thanks chair. All right, Michelle, you and your f one fifty have a badass, big gas truck day, and thanks for listening to us. Absolutely you're bugging us, but we love it. Hold on, we'll send you on, Hold on one second. Thank you. You're a send Michelle the best shirt you can find. Yeah, so when have you guys ever done that? Have you ever done a road? Road? Road? Leven? No? Never? People. I begged for it, but it doesn't happen. And I can't drive normally, So you want me to do that? Really? Come on, that's a good point. Well no, But if you're a truck driver, and we have a lot of truck drivers listening to us, I mean you're looking down into everyone's living room. Basically, you see all sorts of stuff going on the on the roads. I mean you you see someone like over here eating spaghetti while they're driving. You see someone over here, you know, given lollipoppy over here, somebody here eating sausage exactly. It's just there's a lot of stuff going on. But you know, we go on and on about how we should not be using cell phones while driving because it's a distraction. But hello, yeah, that is there, Like, is that a law that you can't do that? I would imagine it's well, it's more of a public decency thing, isn't it. I don't know. I don't know if it's if it's a reckless driving thing, I don't know. Maybe we have a police officer listening, or a cup both of the same thing, or a lawyer who can call in, and I'd like to hear from you if if someone is, you know, getting down with their bad selves in the front seat of a car going seventy five miles per hour, is that illegal totally? Of course, it's an automanopia, is uh sort of? Anyway, Well, listen, we'll get into that. Call us for any reason one eight hundred two two zero one hundred. We have a way back Wednesday, phone to happen about thirty minutes. Which phone tap are we doing today? Scary? We have one from David Brodie coming up. Nice. Alright, we'll be back right after. This radio personality ran in the morning show the sound Drop. Hey, what's up? Months? Everything that I've been working towards is now a part of what I do every day. So I feel very blessed. Visit the sound drop dot com. Oh this is obnauxious. Elvis ran in the Morning Show. I don't know if you've watched the two Dave Chappelle specials that are on Netflix. I sat down and binge Benjing just too. Maybe it's not Benjing. I did to last night that both of them so funny. Dave Chappelle, hilarious guy. The thing is that they're like two years old. They're they're they're not that new. He is a third one coming out soon, which will be a little more updated. I'm I'm hearing. But it was so great to see him, don't you just Dave Chappelle one of my favorite smart He was talking about when he was here in Santa Fe. He did he did a show at the Leensic Theater and a guy threw a banana peel at him on stage, and he said, you know what, I think that was premeditated. I think I thought about it because that banana peel, it was old and brown. You think about all the dangerous things someone could do to you, you know, and they premeditate. It's all premeditated. They planned out, but planning out throwing a banana peel at someone. I'm gonna go to the concert and I'm going to wait until I get just close enough and I'm gonna throw this banana peel at Dave Chappelle. Really, if you have that much time on your hands to like be thinking of, Oh, I'm going to do this thing that's really gonna piss him off, it's time to get a hobby. I can't wait to see it, Elvis. I'm hilarious. My friends and I used to watch chappelle show NonStop on Comedy Central. We had every word memorized to every episode, you know, with Charlie Murphy and dreams were He really is awesome, So make sure you check that out. I also have Danielle Birthday Girl. I watched the fourth episode of Few. I didn't see it yet. How was it? Oh? It's great. Oh my god, I love feud on fx I even I've got FFX the app on my iPad so I could watch it here and it's it's tremendous. Now, this is the time of year, there's a lot of there's a lot of change in the air. There's a lot of a lot of fright in the air too. First of all, the good news, especially on the East coast, you are you know, your temperatures are getting warmer, spring times in the air. You know, flowers are starting to do their thing. Here comes baseball season, right. But you also have another good piece of news this time of year. Tax returns are coming back. People are getting their refund checks. Have you thought about what you're gonna spend your refund on? This is for many people, this is like this is like that found money, you know, and um, a lot of people are like, should I be evil with it? Or should I be fiscally responsible? You could do half and half, a little fiscally responsible but a little bit evil. But there are some people biting their nails this time of year. This is when college graduates are starting to get nervous about what they're gonna do when they get out of college. Yeah, do we have any interns here today, Brodie that are like nervous? Intern Melissa coming? Is she here? She's on her way. Let's talk to intern Melissa. I mean because I remember when I didn't even graduate from college. They asked me to leave. But I was very scared. I was very nervous. Uh, I can't see. Is she in the room? Hi? Inter Melissa? How are you? I'm good? How are you? I'm doing great? Now? When do you graduate? I graduate in the end of May. Now, do you have anything at all lined up? No? I have nothing. Have you sent out like resumes or anything? No? Okay, what do you what do you think you're going to be doing? Crying? I don't think that's a good plan. Uh. So you haven't even thought about that. I think about it every day, and I just kind of panic about it, Okay to the back of your mind. Yeah, Bethany. And if we were graduating college, Bethany, we would be doing the same thing. We would think about it for like an hour of the day and then let it go. Yeah, because it's too overwhelming. It's scary. It is, Yeah, it really is. And I keep sending my resume to like my guidance counsel being like, help me. I'm not sure if this is what it's supposed to look like. My resume looks great, but I just haven't sent it to anyone. So what do you want to do? Ah? This you want to Yeah? Okay, cool, we say run the other directly. The good news is you're already here, and one of us is bound to implode at any given moment. So I think it's well. I mean, I heard you talking to someone else intern Melissa, saying that you're gonna have to be dragged out of here. You love it? Yeah? I love it here. I don't want to leave. Okay, So, but you're not alone. I don't know if that helps you during this this time of need. You're not alone. There are a lot of graduates out there that are just nervous as hell. They don't know what they're gonna do. They some people are going to maybe if they have a little money stashed away, they're going to take some time off and travel because this is the time to do it. You know, have you considered that I don't have enough money in my bank account to do that. I've thought about it, but my bank accounts says otherwise. Yeah, if I could give Michelle I'm Melissa a job, but we wouldn't hear from you. Now. We have lots of listeners. You know, I have a nice resume if you need to look at apparently just working on that for two or three years. You know, someone just sent a text and it makes all the sense in the world. Some of the best opportunities come around when you don't have a plan, but you have to be open to them. You have to keep your eyes open, be looking left and right, and you never know or zip recruiter check them out. All right, enter Melissa, best of luck to you. Thank you so much. We can smell the desperation. Okay, you know what, You're not alone. This is what I do. And when I'm ever in debt or whatever where I should feel like really bogged down, I stopped and go, well, I'm not alone. There are other people going through this too, so it's not so bad. Yeah, you gotta let it go, all right, interim, Melissa. We'll keep an eye out for you too. Okay, all right, thank you, we got that going on. Your Ritza, your Ritsa. Can we get her in here? I want to know what she's gonna do with her tax return. Yeah, she's coming in right now. Uh, because I don't think I'm getting a tax return. I think I'll be paying this year. Yeah, I think your ritz is going to drink it away faith in me. So your Ritza do you do? You have a nice refund coming back from the government. Yes. This morning I went into the bank to take out some cash and I was like, whoa, did I get what Santa um? And then I realized what it was, and uh, I still don't know what I'm gonna do with When you have that newfound money, the first thing you want to do is just go blow it all, like how fun? Because I can't do it any other time. Now this is my opportunity to go have some fun. But on the other hand, you know, you have the devil on one shoulder, you have an angel on the other, angels going no, you're right, Uh the credit cards please pay me? So if you could spend it on anything, what would you spend it on? Like without like responsibility? Your responsibilities? Got my boobs done? You want bigger ones or smaller ones? No, I want smaller boobs. Yeah, yeah, that's what I would do, But I don't have that much money. I didn't get that much money. You could do one could want half of it, just do half. Let me let me play daddy for a second. Uh. Do you have a lot of credit card debt right now currently? Yes, pay it down. Don't don't look at me like that. You need to pay down your credit card debt? No, really, you really should. Plus, you are going on a trip soon, right, aren't you. Guys go to Niagara Falls. We're going to Uh. Sorry, So you do need to save a little money for at so maybe you can put a little money away for that. Yes, okay, look at your debt and I'm not going to say anything else. I'll you to your room, alright, alright, go to your room. Was the reason why I agree with you is because it's like fifteen what is it like fifteen six a month? Uh? With the credit card bills. So you keep digging yourself into bigger and bigger holes. If you have a chance to just get rid of that and obliterate that from your life, you'd be so much better off, and you'd save a whole lot of hell more money in the long run. Yeah, go do that. You know Nate straight. Nate is getting a big tax refund this year. Tell how you want to talked about. This is very personal, but tell everyone how much you're getting back from the US government six dollars. I don't know. I think it actually costs the more to send me six dollars than it does to just keep the six. I don't get that if they send you like two dollars in the mail, which is what happens sometimes, or they bill you for two dollars or three dollars, isn't it more expensive to like bill you and all the paper that they I mean, so stupid. You can't just brush it off at two dollars. I'm not going to. We'll guess what they will call you. They will spend a thousand dollars to get there two dollars from you. But so what are gonna do with your six dollars? You know? I had this eye on something at Burger King. Yeah, good for you. Will all right, Well, uh, let's get into headlines with Bethanas so much going on. Hey, did you read any more about this web privacy thing? Yeah? Absolutely, Um, this is something we really need to keep up on. This is a story that really concerns me. Yeah, there's a really great article Kathleen, I'm gonna send it to you to post on our website. That really helps break it down. But I'm gonna give some of that to you right now. So Congress has voted to repeal Internet privacy rules, and basically the final step is that President Trump just has to sign this repeal to make it official. So here are three big things that could happen if these privacy rules are repealed. And this is from a really good buzz Feed article. This is the article I'm going to forward. So one of the first things in neet service providers can sell your information to the highest bidder. Shout out your permission, what information are we talking about? They can sell your any information that they gather about you, basically that they have about you. This could be location data, This could be your browsing information. This could be basically anything you put out there on the Internet. So all the times I go on porn hub, they can sell that. I mean, they could track that and know what you're doing. Absolutely um number two. Number two, they could compile an Internet profile of you and target adds to you. Now they're already doing this to an extent. Like you notice if you go to Amazon and look at something suddenly that shows up and add somewhere else. But they could get more information like us court websites aren't terribly encrypted. If you go to a medical website and you look up like gonorrhea, that can be added to your profile. And now they can target ads for you know, I know, so, so your Internet profile could have some really sensitive information. And number three, they could deploy hidden tracking cookies on your phone that you're not necessarily even aware of, and it's tracking your activity without your permission. Now, why is this going to be able? Why? Because, well here's the reason. So people who are against these privacy rules, they're saying that businesses like Facebook and Google are now bound by the same FCC rules, And so critics are saying that privacy regulations were singling out broadband companies and letting Facebook and Google do whatever they wanted. That's fair for them for us, it just it scares me. I mean, you know, we don't we don't know how deep they're gonna go, we're gonna do that. Why can't they just regulate things like Google and Facebook and stuff like that instead because they have lots of money? How that works? I'm making as all right, well, there you go. Let's keep an eye on that. Um So, Kathleen, I am forwarding you that article right now. We're doing business live on the radio. Okay, but but wait a minute, and someone just sent a text in is this? You know your microphone is always on on your on your phone. I swear to you. The other day we were talking again, that's happened. We were talking about traveling to India or something in an ad for India came up, like Air India or whatever. I'm not We didn't even type in in Google. We were just talking about it. Do you know something? The creepiest things. Remember they were talking about how like Samsung TVs could have tracking devices in them. I have a Samsung Smart TV, and I swear to God, every once in a while I hear it turn on, but nothing happens. That's so crazy. You're listening. So that's when I put all my clothes back on. All right, speaking of speaking of, Samsung is expected to reveal its latest device today. If you're a Samsung head, you're very excited. It's the Galaxy S eight. This one hopefully won't burst into flames. One of the things about it is the home button is supposed to be dropped, so almost the entire front is just display, which is pretty. When it called on fire, that's what made it unique. They shouldn't take that as items other whatever. It was living its best life. And now there is an app that helps your dog find friends. It's like a Tinder for dogs. It's called bar Happy. It allows users to create a profile for their dog, enter descriptions of the things their dog likes. Then they add other dogs to their pack. They send wags when there's a match. The app also lets users discover friendly dog places in the area. They help organize play dates. Who knows, maybe you'll find love through the dog app. Okay, lovely fantastic. I like I like this report today, Bethany. We learned a lot. Hey, I know that Nate's gonna head out right after the show since he has a six dollar tax refund, He's gonna head over to Subway for his five dollar foot longer. We have a dollar left over for tip. Another thing, you know, I was driving a Hurt rental car the other day and it had that Hurts Never Lost, you know, the GPS that comes with Hurts. And it had a camera on it and you can see how people who had rented this car before had put tape over the camera, but they it was off, so we put another piece of tape on it. But I'm considering, I'm thinking they're still listening to me? If are we really being are we really being watched more than we know? Yeah, But I feel bad for the guy who's watching what I'm doing, because he's bored as hell from I don't do anything fun or anything I think scary. If you get into your rental car and you look up, if there's a camera looking at you, why would I not be why would you not be paranoid a little bit? Because I feel like I've seen stuff like that in films and I'm like, oh my god, no, no, no, it's not scary. It's not in a film. It was in the car I'm driving. One thing they say is if you have if you're using a rental car, do not sink your phone to the car, because god no, never, I totally sink it. Never do that. Have you ever gotten into a rental car and you're seeing the travel information of the person before you now and that your address book sinks to the to the car, so all your old phone numbers are in the car. Really careful. Whoever's gonna whoever rents that Nissan path Finder is going to be calling you guys pretty soon. If you're you're gonnay no. But you know what. Look the few celebrities I do have in my phone, I have them, They're not under their names, they're under secret codes. You're und drunk daddy, which means now I have to change that. I'm drunk daddy. Oh, you're under eris Duran and my phone forget it. If you find my phone, it's right under in Rique Iglesia, you know. But you know why I do that Because I won't remember the other name that I put it under, so I just put it under the regular name. I want to put a person under z was he a whole? And I have no idea who that person is. Let's go call them. I Love. You're gonna push sand and straight. Nate's Phone's gonna ring. Alright, we're gonna take a break. We have your way back Wednesday. Phone tap coming up right after this, Dize. How you see in the morning Misty in the morning show. So you're having a party at the house, couple of friends coming over. What do you serve potato chips. Next time, try these new chips from Ritz Rits Crispin thins, thin crispy chips, oven baked, not fried. They come in see salt cream, teese and onion, bacon and salt and vinegar. You have got to try the way back Wenesday Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant. Phone tap. By the way, we have to thank you for sending these ideas in. We love playing these phone pranks on your friends. My friend Eddie runs a dry cleaners over in Brooklyn. He works twelve hours a day, six days per week. He works harder than anyone I know. He could really use a good laugh. The funny thing about working at that dry cleaners. Over the years, he's had to clean some pretty weird things. Could you please do one of your phone taps on him, try to get him to clean something unusual. I'd love for you to bust his chops. Thank you. This is from Steve Jordan's all right, so we put our own Dave Brody to the task. He picked up the phone and he called Eat and it's dry cleaners over in Brooklyn. Let's see what we can get Eddie to dry clean for us. Here's today's phone tap. Hello, I have a problem. What kind of problem you have? I have some sheets and a and a suit and a rug that that blood stains on them? What blood? Blood stains? Yeah? Lot, a couple of courts. Wow, yeah, what what do you guys? They could take blood stains out? Oh the rook Uh we have to uh watch it totally. And the suit you had to dry clean it. Now does it matter if it's animal blood or human blood? If if a human blood, it's depending what kind of how do you get it? Is it a sudden blood or is it just an accident blood or just so just get cut blood? You know what? Right, it's it's animal blood? Oh animal? Let me ask you a question. Is this phone tapped? No, it's human blood. Okay, well it was too much, Like I said, If too much, I don't get it out. But I can dry. But if you're not, you're not a cop. For you. This is the cleanest man, all right. So let me ask you a question. If I bring in some sheets and and and a suit and clothing, you'll clean up for me, no questions asked? Right, But I'm here for the money. I told you I'm a clean ess. Man, I'm not a cop. You know, you all take it? Okay? All right? You with me? Hello? Hello, you're not tracing this call? Are you? What was What was that? I want to make sure these sheets and and and the suit is very clean. You understand, very clean? Yeah? You ever watched c S. I watched the TV man. All right, Well they got they got ways of finding blood on stuff after it's been clean. So I need to make sure it's clean clean, good, do the best weekend. That's all. You have to get blood out of sheets before on the suit. Yeah, but not a lot no, you know, like they have to say, you got blood coming around your face? Yeah, I get it out, but you got cut A lot of blood most likely won't come out, you know, man? You you guys so also right, Yeah, let's just say there's there's there's knife holes in the sheet, knife holes holes from a knife, but six about six or seven. You can sew those up right away, right, Yeah, you patch them up now when I come in there. Let's just say, after I pay you in cash, if if any cops come in and ask you if they saw him, you didn't see me, right, because I'll throw an extra five hundred bucks to make sure that doesn't happen. No, no, I I don't want your money, man, I do just just clean yourself and get paid, and that's it. You stop it up and put your and then you come back later. I pick it up. That's all I want you to say to me. I didn't see anything that's too much but too much. Listen, I'm talking about it. I'm talking about a thousand dollars here. No, I don't want your money, man, I just go just fight. Listen, it's a thousand dollars cash. You know what I'm saying. I listen. I don't want your money. Listen, I'll be listen. I'll come over. You give you a thousands or five thous I don't want the money, you know. Just get put your him and you're gone. You come back and play. That's it. That's whatever it is that people visions. I don't know. I have no idea. All right, listen to me. I got all the sheets, you know, all like bunched up in a big ball, and um, let's just say I'm missing a finger. If that shows up, you'll put that aside for me. No, we told we watched it, that's all. We don't look okay, but if a finger shows up in the machine, you'll put that to the side, right. I got a goal, man, but I just want to make sure that in case so it doesn't get lost if it shows up, you man, you're you're all right, man, if it's got a ring on it, I got. I got woke through the day, buddy, listen. I just want to let you know you're on the radio. Your your your friend Steve told us to call you. I knew you're played with me. Man, that's too fun. You were going to clean the blood out? I cleaned anything for man. Hey, anything you want to say to Steve, Jordan and Elvis yea many phone tap. I have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis Rand dot com. Click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do this pone tablet's prerecorded with permission granted by all participants. Durand phone tab on Ellie Durand in the Morning show. That was an awesome phone tab. Brody, there you go your way back Wednesday, phone t have a brand new phone tap tomorrow morning. All right, now is the time. Now is the time for you to hire that person you need to hire for your business. But where do you go? I mean, if you put an ad on one job site, that's not gonna get you enough enough people for the door to to, you know, interview. You gotta go to a lot of job sites. That's why zip recruiter dot com is the way to go. I love these guys. 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So I get this lengthy text from Great Tea yesterday. You know how he does. He texts like he talks, Yes, huge big capital letters. Exclamason points a lot of ha ha ha ha. Okay, here's what he said, right, May I read it? Do you have an hour? So that topic? I'm home? Nobody else decided to walk around naked. I just ate lunch naked. I had to get a roll of paper towels from the garage naked. I called my mother to ask her a question. Totally naked. I put the TV on and went to the bathroom. Even put one of the girl's toys away in her bedroom naked. You were naked in your daughter's bedroom. Nobody was home. I'm texting you naked, sitting on my couch. It's incredibly free. I think more people should be naked. I think we should do our show naked, all of us. Okay, didn't we do our show naked one day? We did a long time then. But there's more. Now there's this where you start smoking pot. I'm not quite sure how it turns into this. Well, what I wanted to do. Then, is I really got serious about? What does the body serious? Let me okay? And I wrote this, Let me passion, let me read it. Okay. The body is real, no matter the color, smells, size, shape, or age. The body tells the one truth. It cannot lie. The body has its secret journal. It shouldn't be hidden. The body makes life. The body takes pain. The body runs miles of rock and roll. It suffers our losses. The body loves. The body is warm. It's an expression. And what have we done to it? We've conditioned ourselves to admire boobs and penis sizes, or the roundness of one's butt, rather than praise its contour and feel. The body wasn't meant to be covered up and suffocated. It was meant to be showed off. It's done no harm to anyone, yet we've con convicted it to a life sentence of yoga, handcuffed pants and expensive shackles. Whatever that means. We need to award the body. It free, you mean, reward the body, reward and set it free for once. I am encouraging everyone to set their bodies free. Let it out, open the windows and lift the shades. Let our neighbors are co workers. The world be witness to what Picasso has crafted. Show them all the real Mona Lisa. Yes, Elvis, yes, let No, Picasso did Mona Lisa? Really? He made Monal Lisa. We're gonna put a pin in that Is that a poem? No? I wrote that. That's that I swear to you. That is my words from my heart. Like I sat there and I said, how care your plane and expressed myself that that the body means something? Did you tell your kids to do the same thing? Take their clothes off today? No? The way, even though it sounded like a Walt Whitman poem, if it was Picasso did Mona Lisa, she would have four nipples. Yeah, I'll be facing different ways. No, Mona Lisa was done by another famous person in history. Can you tell us who that was? Picasso did it? I don't know Ansel Adams? How did you even know an Adams? Well he does starts from an L L L. Very learned man. Yes, that's right. Yes, DiCaprio, you got the right you got the first right name. Well, let's get back to the nudity thing. What I wanted to say to everybody was, what is it you want us to do. I just think Elvis, that we are so you know, we're we're uncomfortable with how we look, and we see these pictures of you know, really beautiful people naked. But the thing is, if you break it down, we were you know, however, we were made. Our bodies are artwork. We really are to each other. We are pieces of art and we need to show it off. And I think we need to do our morning show naked. Okay. Well, well it's not as easy as that. I mean, what do you mean you lower the blinds. I would take their clothes off and we stay in the studio and we do a show naked. Well, I guess it is that easy. Yeah, I mean pretty easy. Let's go talk to David on line two, who loves being naked just like you. Gregory. Hi, David, Hi, how are you? I'm doing okay? So you you actually want to get your wife involved in a nudist colony? Oh no, we the other day we were talking and I enjoy with my wife and daughter atic and walk around naked, you know. And then one night I said, hey, if you go first when we're older, can I just go ahead and join a newdest colony. She's kind of paused, and she said, oh, sure, why not so? But but why do you have to wait till she passes away? How come you can't do that now? I don't know. She she's not a big fan of it, but I enjoy. So that's why I just enjoy when her she's out, where my daughter's out, we can I can just go around naked and just just just myself. Be free. Yeah, be free? Now? How is your daughter one and a half now? Right? So she's she's okay with daddy walking around naked? She what age? Uh? Her age? Would you stop being naked in front of her? Probably? Three? Two or three? Al right? Just checking? Are you naked now? No, I'm driving to work. I'm wondering, David, who all is listening? Totally naked? I found someone you want to I'm gonna talk to some naked people. Thank you, David, have a beauty. Look at josh On here. Not only are you naked, but you're actually having an argument with your wife right now and you're both naked. Yes, I am. I can't argue naked, make it a lot better because when you argue naked, the makeup is a lot faster. Well that's wait. So you okay, so you're naked arguing and you stop the argument just to call us well I texted, then you guys called the back. Yeah, so you stopped doing the argument of tech. Hold on, let me let them know what's going on. You know, I always wake up and looking to you guys in the morning, and I think you guys, and as I was walking around naked argument with my wife and she's walking back, and you know, she's obviously winning. Decided that of course you know what I've heard. I've heard it's actually a good idea. If you're in an argument with someone and you find that you're starting to lose the argument, then you take off your clothes. Yeah, they can't get and they start laughing at you. What's the kind about this morning? What are you? What are you fighting over? Oh? Just waking up over you know, kids, cats, dogs, everything, alright, best to luck with that, Best of luck with that. And they arguing, well, naked, I think it's a great idea. Oh this, don't you agree with what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to break down the body to the Okay, you really don't have to go anything that I think we totally understand what you're saying. I'm not saying we all agree that we should all be like we've been conditioned to think like this and to be afraid in case of an emergency, though, well, we all need to be naked, and it doesn't We have naked firemen and naked police officers, and why everybody give us a whole new meaning to fire host were just naked. Let's go talk to Ashley. She agrees with you. She loves being naked. Are you naked right now, Ashley? I am not. I'm driving the work. Can you take off something while you're driving? You should be driving naked. I should be driving naked. That would be awesome, but then I would be arrested. Is that we live in a world where you're arrested for public and decence sometimes. Well, so you agree out in the middle of nowhere, so then I can if I want to walk outside, take it. I can walk right outside naked. That's right. Set your body free. Take the clothes off right now. No, we get it, Gregory, we get it. You're you're preaching into the naked choir. So so do you live with anyone? Actually? I mean, do you walk around naked in front of others. Well, I have a twelve year old son, So like in the morning when I wake up, because I sleep naked, I'll wake up and go to the bathroom, and if he's up, he's he'll see me naked. But it's not like I'm saying, hey, look at me, I'm naked. I just do what I gotta do. Does he ever bring friends home? Does he ever bring friends home and you have to cover up? Are you just naked in front of his friends? Know? If anybody else comes to my house, I cover up, Yeah, because they'll go back to their parents and say, you know, I can't go to Tommy's house anymore. His mom's always naked. I feel. I feel, if you grow up being respectful to the body, there should be no problem with nudity. Well exactly, no, no, no, And that's exactly what great to you're saying. Exactly, we have turned nudity into a bad thing. Yes, yes, okay, calm down there, because if you go overseas, you go to all the nudist camp or nudist speeches. People do whatever they want over there, I know, and and it's no big deal here. It's like, oh my god, I thank you. Actually have a beautiful new day. Thank you so much, love you guys, thank you very much. Here, let's go talk to Kim here on twenty three can you have that for me? Uh, Kim, you actually went on a nudist cruise. Yes, talk about it. Um. It is probably the most amazing experience you'll do because people do not judge you for what you're wearing. You actually talk to the people and learn about them as real people. And well know that I could do that. I think I'd be staring at there, like, you know, their boobs or their wers or whatever. When you get tired of it after a while, you would just say, oh, here's another wiener. It's not like that when you're when you're cruising, because being a nudist isn't always isn't always a sexual thing? Is? I think that's what you're trying to tell. So it is never a sexual thing in that environment. Now, can I see a question? You know they have captain's nights and stuff on the regular cruises where everyone gets really dressed up, Like, what what do you guys do on those nights? Well, you're still to go into one of the formal dining rooms, or half captains night as you dress okay, okay, or you can just walk around of fancy shoes, you know, and then your body's album put like a little Captain's hat on your wiener. Right all right, Kim, thank you very much for calling us and uh happy nudity. You're right like right now in the studio. Everybody should be taking the trip. Everybody, you know we're not taking off our clothes. Be quiet. I have never seen anyone's head pop up as quickly as web girl Kathleen's did when we suggested doing a naked show. I just see web hits like across her eyes. Let's see how she feels about being nude. Hi, Joe, how are you doing there? You are? So you went nude skydiving? Yeah, we tried to attempt the world record and seventeen of us one skydiving naked. Nice. That doesn't the wind kind of push your body parts around and make them flap? It did kind of, you know, smack my ass a little bit, but it was interesting, like it's a good feeling, all right, Thank you, Joe, Thank you very much. Skydiving well nude? All right? Gregory, Gregory, you've made your point. Webro Kathleen, how many hits could we get off our nude No, we can't put our nude photos out there. That has to be totally closed off to the world. I will blur the right parts, and I really think that I would make my numbers for the year in one day if you do this. If you had to blur the parts of my body that we're not very attractive, it would be just like when big blur look like a big blob walking around, which is the problem. All right, we're gonna think about that, all right. When when Nate and I were in Miami, we were driving around in the back of a new Uber and there was this guy, he had to be in his seventies that was the newdist driver, remember the newdiest driver. And he was like, listen, he goes, I'll take you to this great beach. I go there all the time. I'm always naked, and the ladies know what they're getting. This is what he tells. He this was his selling point. He says, Yeah, that's what he does. He puts it out there every time. Literally, Hey, when we're called from Brittany, which is like the total opposite of what we're talking about. How you doing, Brittany, So your boyfriend nudity is just to him, it's so taboo. Talk about that for a second. Just listen to this. Oh my gosh. Okay, So, for one, I love just walking around the house naked, especially like last with him and me, right, you know, I mean it's um So I'm also I do him indeed, but he refuses to be naked around me. Really And so does he have does he have body issues? I don't know. I mean he works out constantly, probably like six to like seven times a week, like it's a mandatory four him about like when you when you guys are intimate with each other. How fast does he put his clothing back on? Oh my gosh, he'll actually like slide out like the door, like covering himself. So I wonder what happened in his life that makes him so modest. I know, it's crazy. Have you ever talked to him about it to see what, like what's under the hood there? Yeah, he just I don't know, he's just super like I don't know, I just needed to put clothes on right away, all right. Whatever. Yeah, I've noticed because sometimes when Alex will get out of the shower and I'm walk into the bathroom, He'll cover himself. I'm like, what are you doing? I've already seen it, it's necessary. I don't know. I think I think we all, some of us have this level of modesty that we just it's you're right, though, Greg, we were kind of conditioned to be this way. Dave Brodie, take off your clothes. Nate, you too, Come on, Bethany, take your blouse off. Let's start. Everybody get na. Yeah, let's just do it. Take off your clothes. I'm glad I'm in a different city. You know what I see to do it. I'm in my own studio halfway across the country. You guys would never know I could be naked right now. You wouldn't even know it. Take your clothes off if no one knows, and take it off off, Take it off, take it off, Hold on, hold on now, how do you know I'm not naked? You don't know. We can hear it in your voice. You don't sound vulnerable. Let me hear that, schipper, Thank you. That was creepy, Scarythe Alright So is a new movie. We were talking about Alec Baldwin before and how he's in love who he was in love with Tina Fey when he first met her. Well, he's got a new movie coming out called Boss Baby. It's out Friday, and it's so funny because my son's eighth birthday Friday. He's convinced the movie's coming out because it's his birthday. It's so cute. But the movie. I saw the movie already. It is so funny. Alec Baldwin actually plays the Boss Baby and it's basically um. He comes down because puppies are taking over and they don't want puppies to take over for babies because people are falling in love with puppies and not loving babies as much, and so he has to put a stop to this. It really is fun, fun for the whole family. So if you get a chance, check that movie out this weekend. Let's talk about Drake. So he canceled his show. Like we've heard the sound yesterday where people were in the audience and they came out and said, we're so sorry, but Drake cannot be here. The rumor is he had extreme food poisoning and that's the reason he had to cancel the amsterdamn concerts. So crazy, right, Uh, NBC is in a bidding war with Fox to revive American Idol. It doesn't make any sense because American Idol went away like ten months ago and it's too early to revive it again. So I think we should let it sit for a while. But I don't know. Maybe they just don't want another network to get it. Maybe they just want to get the rights and then sit on it for a little bit. I don't know. Maybe, what do you think? Let's talk about these twelve is scariest villainous is of all time? So I'll give be the top five they're saying, um, the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz. Number four is Olivia Soprano from The Sopranos, Betty Davis's character Baby Jane huts In from Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Nurse Ratchet from One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and Glenn Close's character of Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction comes in at number one. She was a crazy bit of people we don't want to see naked. Yeah, basically, twelve scariest villainous is of all time. It's so it's from Purple Clover dot com. If you want to go over there, and I think, I still think this is so funny that Arrowsmith is on their farewell tour and they're postponing some of it because they're working on a new album, so they're not they're not leaving yet. But I'd ask for my money back if if this is your farewell tour and I'm paying for it, and now you're no, I want my money back. That's ridiculous. Harry Styles will be the musical guest on SNL April fifteen. Jimmy Fallon will be your host that night. And let's see anything else interesting for you. No, that's it, all right, I'm moving on. I have a good day. Thank you, birthday girl, Get into your birthday suit. Birthday girls, Okay, rip it off, Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Call us. I love listening to you everyone than you can zero in the morning show, the sound drop from Hey What's up? Coome months. Everything that I've been working towards is now a part of what I do every day. So I feel very blessed. Is it the sound drop? Dot com? Did you ever hear of radio? I'm in radios like this with my natural voice. Whistle girl, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All Right, it is quite a festive day Danielle's birthday. Happy birthday, my little Daniella. We have a special surprise for you, including the card that someone else had to science since I'm not there. Yes, and you know what I always write, Why did I start that tradition years and years ago? My god? Yeah, you know, way before Bethany, before you were here, straight night, before you were here. Every year on the birthday card, everyone would you know, sign it and happy birthday, You're the best. I would always write F you love Elvis. But you know i'd spell the word out F. You know, the whole four letters, right, And so now it's a tradition. If if if I don't say you know that to you in your card, then it's it's not really officially your birthday. Yeah. So has anyone ever been offended by that? I don't think that never. It's at the point where we would be offended if you didn't remember the time I got the card in the mail. My my son's like, hey, Dad, can I read the card from work? I'm like, that's not gonna happen. Okay, There's one time I felt guilty you know Samantha Stavros who works works with our company. I love her. She's just so so sweet. She's much sweeter than all the rest. He's very quiet, very gentle and lovely, brilliant. But I felt weird. I felt dirty writing f you in her card, but I did, and then I apologize for it. But anyway, your few card is on the way, Danielle, Thank you so excited. Thank you, And you can't eat chocolate, so let's see how we get around that on your birthday. Hey, before we go around the room, we gotta go talk to Morrigan. She's been on the hold for a while, but I love this story. Um Morgan, good morning, good morning. So Um, you went on your very first Seeking Arrangements date yesterday. I did. I did talk about it. Tell everyone what Seeking Arrangements is all about. Oh gosh. Seeking Arrangement is a website which you go on and you'll go on dates with people in exchange for gifts and our money. Right now, it's not a sexual thing. It's just dates. No, it's whatever you wanted today, consenting adults, right, but there's no promise for sex in exchange for anything. It's just we're going to go on a date adult student. Okay, yes, okay, anything. So you met someone for coffee yesterday? How long were you with him? I was with him for fourteen minutes. We have great conversations. That's a sweetheart. I'm gonna ask a very personal question. How how much did you make for forty minute coffee meeting? I met four? What? Four? Just for having coffee with some dollars? Yes? Wow? Yeah, listen to everyone. I don't even like coffee, and I'll go for that, right, And I wasn't expecting it, So it's about like six d an hour basically, yeah, I guess. So, I mean, since you're going to crazy, since I got easy money with that one, I may have scheduled a dinner date last night too with the same guy, no different guys, So I'm not exactly al and I got another two hundred dollars what I don't even know what to say. Now, did you have to buy the coffee or did he buy the coffee? Hey, I will buy everyone coffee for that. Did you get the impression that this this guy, the coffee guy, was really lonely? Um, lonely would be a word for it. I got the impression that he was interested in furthering things. Right, and you're not surprised at that, are you? Not? At all? Not at all? I mean, I don't live under a rock. It's this website. I think you go in kind of thinking that that's what they want. Right? Do you get more money if that happens you? How much more? Guys? I gotta ask some personal questions here. What did the guy what did the guy look like a construction worker? Had of a construction business? Right? Okay, was an attractive guy? He wasn't unattractive? Okay. I spent all day yesterday walking around thinking, you're cheating on your wife. You're probably cheating on your wife, You're cheating on someone. Like it's it's this weird feeling I have now about looking at every single man. All right, I'm I don't remember the last time I've been absolutely speechless. Hey, I'm still speechless about it. I part of me wants to do it again, but part of me is like, it's it's weird. I feel like I may get myself into trouble. Yeah, please be very very careful. Uh did so when the coffee date ended, did he did he try to like take you to a second location? Or how did you tell him? How did you convey to him that you're not sleeping with him? Well, I had to go to work, and thankfully so did he. So that was kind of my saving grace. But I think he was expecting me to go to work. Work all right, So let me let me look at this from his perspective. I'm making assumptions here. Let's say, I mean, he obviously does pretty well financially. I'm assuming, uh, and let's assume he is single. Let's just assume he doesn't feel like going online to tender or you know these websites or apps whatever, And this is this is like a guaranteed way to get someone to meet up with him and have coffee. And so it's just easy, it's convenient, and you're there, you know, and you and you showed up. So is that awful? You know what? I've been playing with that in my head I've had I mean, I told friends where I was going. Of course they shot my location. I don't think it's all because I wasn't in for the wrong reason. Do you think do you think the six four d dollars you made is that a down payment for something else? Yes, I'm actually going through a career change right now, and I'm following my heart, creating my own carry. No, I meant it was that a down payment on his behalf for like to move move for like. It shows where my mind is. It might be a down payment for him on something. But I mean he probably should have been smarter, not a paid me. But what at what point if you'd like the guy, would you stop charging him? M Oh, now I'm charging I mean, honestly, you're right, because I wouldn't do that for I mean honestly until they stopped paying. To be honest, I mean I'm trying to say for something, and I've been working my thought off and I just need to get over this little extra homp. Okay, so this is just to make money. This is just to make money. You're not actually actively doing this to meet the right guy. No, no, no, no, alright, alright, I mean listen, this is putting an official stamp on something that is unofficially done every single day, which is going out and guys thinking they're going to get something if they pay a lot of money, if they pay for dinner, if they pay for drinks, if they pay for everything that I mean, this is just sort of streamlining that process for better or for worse. Unfortunately, Well, if we're just turning us on. By the way, we're talking about special arrangement, arment seeking arrangement, and you can go online and Scary wants to know what your user name is. That it's just weird to me because the second there's a monetary transaction to me, it's like, now now it's not sexual anymore. Now it's just a transaction, and it feels dirty. I feel like if there was no money exchange, there might be a better shot it, maybe a connection in a romantic way. But she's not looking. I know it's me. It's like here coffee. Honestly, I kind of agree, but it is true. That's the way it is. But as long as you both know, and I mean, it has to be clear to him too, so he doesn't go over the line. I mean, I just that's that's what I know. Bethany's leading us down that road. We're a little worried that something could happen to you. We want you to be very careful, okay, you know, alright, sorry, someone strangled you or something like what's going on? Oh god, all right, we'll be careful, be careful and check back with us every once in a while. Let us tell us some stories, because obviously some fun stuff is gonna come out of this. Oh gosh, okay, I certainly will. Thank you. Yeah, be safe. That's the big the big one. Let's go talk to Brooke. Here, hold on a second, Hello Brooke. Hi, Well hello, Brooke has a sugar daddy? Yeah, I do um. So. I was also on Seeking Range, who was a whole months ago. It was actually kind of a stare initially, and I was like, oh no, I'm not gonna do that. Um, I'm a single mom. So you know, I'm broke. Um, I met someone. He is an attorney, so we kind of met up. I met up in his office. Um, I just kind of hang out with him whenever he's bored and I'm, you know, broke. We've been at dinner a couple of times. Um, how much is he paying for do um in three free dinner? Now? Does he know that you have you have a line that you're probably I'm never going to cross with him? Oh? Absolutely, Like we I think like our first time we met, we talked about like boundaries and like what I'm okay with what I'm not okay with what he wants. Does he VENDMO the money to you? Does he get a cash he gives the cash? Can I ask? Can I ask what you do for a living? Um? I actually I'm a cusk for service for ut Yeah? Oh wait, that's scary. Don't you realize that this was happening to you many years ago? Maybe the couple of girls you dated that just took you for a ride and all you did was pay for everything, and you did give tickets and this, and they didn't give you any sexual things. So technically you're kind of in that business. But that's the crazy thing to me now now I see it in the whole of the light. The second you there's a cash transaction, there's no sexually, there's nothing sexual about it. This is these guys are going about this the wrong way by being what they're getting into. That's the other thing. Like they said, they had a conversation saying like, this is what you will get, this is what you don't And if the guy is expecting more than that, he's an idiot, because I mean, if he wants the prostitute, he just go downtown. Like that's where the safety factor comes in where even though you say no, he may still say yeah. So you have to be very careful. Did you say that he was married? Yeah, but if you going in know that's not going to go anywhere beyond a dinner, then you know what I'm saying. I mean, well, I mean I don't know. I would be a little upset if I found out my husband was having dinner with someone. Yeah, right, I I agree with that. All right. Well, well Brooks, stay safe and you know, you know, you do the right thing and take care of yourself. Make sure you you treat yourself off the way you deserve to be treated, and that's with total respect. Okay, awesome, Thank you? You are your single mom? Uh huh, Okay, there you go. It's expensive. It's expensive be a single mom. So rich guy wants to take me to dinner, Give four dollars, all right, I'm not gonna have Yeah, there's nourishment exactly. All right, Thank you, Brooke, thanks for listening to it. Thank you absolutely hold on one second. We'll send it for free please. So yeah, and interesting, guys, are we open minded to this to a point? I'm sure every story is different. I don't like the married going with the married people part. But if you want to go with single people, go right ahead. Yeah, I feel I feel weird about it, but I'm also but I also get it. Like I feel like these women are being up front, they're being open and honest. I think that it would be very problematic if anyone was promising anyone relationships or sex or anything like that. I feel I feel weird about it. I'm conflicted. But did you do it? No? Let's say let's say you lost your job here and you needed money, and you knew in your heart of hearts that you were going to go on a safe date in a public place with someone you're not gonna have sex with, and he was offering five and you needed the money. Would you consider it? Honestly, I would probably consider it. Yeah, I would probably consider it. But my thing is, you just don't ever know, Like you can say that everybody knows that everything is going to be safe. Let's say Benedict Cumberbatch cold he doesn't have to pay um No. I see your point, And like Daniel said, everyone's situation is different. But I'm always so worried that just like you don't know when somebody seems saying that they aren't, and for me, it would be more of a safety issue than anything else. Now I totally agree, But because this isn't on a day and age where you know you can just walk away from them and never hear from them again, there's a million ways for them to ge in touch with you. All right. With that said, if you wanna continue this, do so just to text us if you want. We will keep an eye on the text. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Hello, Garrett, Hey, good morning. Garrett, by the way, is so excited for spring. He started drinking rose last night and after four bottles he started drunk texting. What did he text? Well, I just called him it was rose season, and I'm pretty sure I might have misspelled a few things he misspelled. Let's say rose for us. Right, Let's get into sound. What what do you have to do today? All right? So, if you're living in Ohio, listen up, because it is now illegal to do this. It is now illegal for people in Ohio to engage in sexual conduct or related acts with animals. The state didn't have any anti bistaldi laws until the change took effect last week, but all but eight states now have laws prohibiting sexual conduct with animals. Offenders in Ohio could face up to ninety days in jail and have the animal ceased. Well, yeah, please see that animal. I hope we find those other eight states and make sure they put those on the elvis. Would you like those states? I have them? No? No? Yeah? What states is it not? Is it not illegal? And which state is it not illegal to It is legal in Nevada, Wyoming, Texas, Kentucky, West Virginia, d C. And Vermont. Let's protect our animals. Please, you just don't have sex with our animals. Please stop and the animals. Alright, alright. So a guy took a whistle and he made it sound like a screaming child. It's it's weird, but listen to this sound familiar to you? Okay, yeah, imagine sitting behind that guy on an airplane. John Legend is in the UK. He took a train. He was doing some press and he got off at the train station. There happened to be a piano there. So if you have a piano, you have John Legend, what do you get get a free little concert on your way to work? Can you imagine you're just on your way to work, and John legends on the piano over there saying it to you. I love the train announcements in the background. I love that. Alright. So listen to this kid, he's ten years old, play the saxophone. Now, if you think a ten year old playing saxophone, you think it's going to be pretty weak. Listen to him play. Bon Jovi is living on a prayer. He's ten years old and old. You know what's kind of amazing. He's ten years old and he's heard of the song Living on her Prayer. All right, that's your sound. You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. Let's get into our headlines, Bethany, what's going on alrighty? The UK government has triggered Article fifty, which is starting the formal process of Brexit now. As CNN put it, this is basically the equivalent of the UK serving divorce papers to the European Union. Britain has been a member of the EU for over forty years. Congress has voted to repeal internet privacy rules. The original rules said a lot of things like broadband companies had to get permission before they shared info like our browsing history and location. But if it goes through not anymore. President Trump just has to sign the repeal to make it official. The US women's hockey team has struck an historic deal with USA Hockey. The women announced back on the fifteenth that they would start boycotting UM. They would boycott the upcoming World Championship if USA Hockey didn't start paying them more and providing support like travel and insurance the way that men's teams receive. It worked, both sides reached an agree. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath, and Puma is offering off their leggings to anyone who shows them a United Airlines ticket. Oh excellent, there you go. Those are your headlines. Let's and Puma. I'm sorry, did I say that. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. It is our honor to declare this. Elvis Durandy, Elvis Duran in the morning Showy, Hi, this is Lady Gaga, and you're listening to my friend Elvis Durand. Oh man, I love you, Lady Gaga. Let's go around the room. We'll start with you scary. What's on your mind today? So I overcame a fear yesterday. I had never cooked a whole chicken before. I'm a a I'm a chicken cutlet kind of guy, you know. And I said, I'm going to the store and I'm buying this damn bird. I put the rubber gloves on, I cleaned out its cavity, I put it in the oven. It came out to perfection. And my message to everyone out there is, if there's something that you're fearing and cooking and whatever it is in life, just think it through. Watch that YouTube video and you'll get it going and you can accomplish anything. I felt like. I felt like my my Amili would have been proud of me. She would have been. But I don't understand how scared you can be of a chicken you put on. You put on rubber gloves. No that I'm telling you. When you're cooking an entire the whole chicken, it's intimidating rubber. But I don't understand the rubber gloves. I put on a rubber glove so I could stuff it with. I put some stuff in it. I saw it on YouTube, this thing they told you to put rubber gloves on rosemary and sage. Well I just did because I was you know, it's slimy. You don't want to necessarily touched that. Use rubber gloves on chickens. I've never met anyone who's used a rubber glove on a chicken unless they were checking it to see if you know it's doing okay. Cleanup is a little easier, but anyway, I got it done. I am proud of that heart. But you know what, let me just give you a little, a little little hint. Use your hands. There's nothing better in cooking and stirring than feeling things. I'm not sure about sticking my hand up a chicken's, but I'd use a little time, don't. What about you, Danielle, what's on your my birthday? Girl? So I'm going to admit this, but I really think that my husband's going to use it against me eventually. But I got ready in a half an hour today. I woke up at four thirty accidentally, and I panicked because I wanted to get dressed. You know, on your birthday, you want to get dressed. You want to feel good about yourself, you know. So I was. So I actually did my hair, not saying it looks great, but I did my hair and threw on some makeup, and got dressed, and cleaned the bathroom and ran around the house leaving notes for things that I needed to and packed everything and in a half an hour, so it can be done. But I don't know why I'm telling you this because I think all husbands can use this against us and will tell us that say, I knew you could do it. You don't need those two hours to get ready? Not good? Well, you know what, you'd go at your pace, Danielle. Yeah, we preach every day. Don't let anyone else pressure you into doing things on their clock. You've got your own clock. If you won't be late for work, late for work, fine, how many times you've been like for work recently? Just by accident? Once recently? Because I did anyone give you grief over it? You actually made a bit out of it, exactly. It's always kind of fun. What about you, Bethany, what's on your mind today? Do you guys know that victorious feeling when you finally realize what song lyrics are? Like you you've been miss hearing them forever and then you realize what they are. Do you have an example? Yeah, So I was listening at a coffee shop to this song by Pink, just like I thought the lyrics were and up the world, like for just one day. We wouldn't play that on our show, I know, But that's what until I realized it's like if I can light the world up, I totally thought it was up the world just like it sounds just like it. That was a big victorious moment. Let's see what's trending while we're on Bethany's mike. Keep it going. Okay, so you guys know, my hair is teal right now, and the stuff that I used to diet I don't love because it takes a really long time to wash out. My friend Miron told me about Tinge. It's a conditioner that has color in it and it comes in a bunch of different colors purple, silver, pink, turquoise, and peach. It only lasts for three to five washes, and it comes in a really pale pastel color. So it's really for hair that's already blonde, really light blonde. But if you don't want to commit and you want a beautiful, soft pastel color, try out Tinge. Go to Elvis Duran dot com keyword trending and I will link you over to that and then web girl Kathleen told me about this amazing chair. So what it is. It's it's called the hangout bag. It's a giant nylon sack, like the size of two people standing on top of each other. You open it up, you woosh it into the wind and it just fills up with air. You seal it really easily, and then you just sit on it, shut up, and then it rolls up into a tiny bag that you can travel with that. It's called the hangout Bag. Let's go. It's at Elvis, Durand, dot com keyword trending. But get it right now because it's normally a hundred and five dollars. It's on sale for thirty and this sale could maybe end in two minutes. I don't know how long it's gonna last. To go right now, so go to Elvis, Durand, dot com keyword trending. Excellent, lovely, thank you. I do like your teal hair, by the way, thank you. You want a college of knowledge? Questions? Scary way of college of knowledge? Because a day without learning is a day wasted. And now it's Daniel's birthday. I think it would be great to learn something on Daniel's birthday. All right, here we go. This is so you said that your hair color is teal? Yes? Do you know where that word came from? Teal? Oh? No? Does anyone know? One eight h hundred. It's a college of knowledge. I think you may be amazed and shocked. Is anyone called with the answer, or we're gonna single day? All right? Okay, we don't need to go faster? Thank you? Scary? Okay, a little faster? Faster, yeah, faster, faster, yes, faster, yes, faster. This is so stupid. All right, turn it off, turn it off? Have you have you figured it out yet? Surely by now someone's googled it. We can't do contest like that anymore because surely you know, surely, um, I'll tell you teal is actually named after a duck that is has that color in its coloring. It's a teal duck from the Duck family. I know that now, you know. I'm looking at a picture of the duck. It has teal all over it, like on the face. It got teal on the face. Do you feel like you learned something? Okay? Good? Hey, you know how if you got into your rocket ship and took a trip out into outer space. You gotta be careful where you drive because there's a lot of junk floating around in outer space. You do know that, right, We have all sorts of things littering outer space, I mean and actually satelliting around around the world. You know that. Yeah, because when like you know, people go out there and do stuff and they don't need it anymore, they just dejected. Yeah, they just assume no one's gonna be out there, so may just litter. You know, it's out there floating around. We do the same in cyberspace. And I give you an example. Go to Facebook and look up straight Nate's Facebook page. No no, no, no, no, that's say is it under straight Nate. Yeah, we'll just show just show them rather than saying it all that. Okay, okay, okay, we're not going to give away your name, Nate. It's okay, don't worry. The last time he entered anything onto this page was in tw He's still littering cyberspace with his old social media account. I'm sorry, I don't go on Facebook. I'm trying to sign in right now. I don't even know my past word to sign in. It's I know, but this isn't just you. This is all of us. I mean, you know, the original cyberspace junk social media, of course is my Space. Oh my gosh, do you still have your MySpace account? I have mine? What was yours called? Do you remember? No, I'm Scary Jones in fact, but my top eight or like all ex girlfriends and people that I don't associate with anymore. Yeah, they have this thing called your top eight. Do remember how that works? Scary? Yeah? Absolutely? You would shuffle people in and out, you know, and people was a big thing to be part of your top eight. And uh, I mean people that I don't work with or haven't seen in years. Oh yeah, I actually just signed in Elvis. It's fat Elvis. It's fat Elvis and scary. There's pictures of Elvis of me and scary when we weigh a lot of pounds. I mean this is years ago, but I mean, do you can you think of any other accounts? I have a o L accounts I haven't used in oh yeah, dozens of years. Still. I have a hot Mail accounts. Oh my god, I have a Prodigy account. Have you serve? I think I have an MSN account. Isn't like MSN dot com or something probably. I think they're still on. I don't know. The thing is that you don't turn them off, you just forget they're there. You look so young in these know he's got thrusted tips and a shirt that says keep calm and chive on. I know that shows you how old it is. Are you on your Alta Vista account? Anyone still have Juno dot Net there? Seriously? So? I mean you may want to go back and turn these things off. I mean someone may be living in your account. There may be someone squatting in your old account. What are you laughing at? You? You look totally different pictures. It's like a time machine. I just went five years. It is going back in time if you go back to these old accounts. But I think that was so funny. I saw that the other night on Facebook. There's me with Hansen like, that's how old it is? And that was a current post. They got awesome, Froggy. Do you have any old accounts out there? No? I think the the ao L account is the oldest one, and I closed it down but it's still just but but I didn't like delete it. It's just sitting here. I left it alone in time. Well, I still have my top secret a O L account. I never use it, but that that was the one that you would use to like go to porn sits and things. Right, that's the when you went in the chat rooms, the a L chat rooms. Yeah, the AOL chat at rooms. Do you remember a L chat rooms? All right, So you're listening to a show we're about to date ourselves. You would actually actually ask each other, uh, age, what was it? Al age sex location? Exactly? Age sex location a SL and here I am on French to over here. I'm kidding friends. Don't you guys have a secret account? Yeah, I mean I don't even know how to log int. I'm gonna try to log into my hotmail right now. Is hotmail still around? Yeah? It is. I still use it. I think I'm trapped in like the early two thousand's. It is like going back in time though you're right in ate. It's like a time machine. It's like an abandoned playground that's delight it turned off and all the rides nothing is working. Yeah, I have no idea. So and you the scary thing is you forget too, Like we could all have these accounts that we don't even remember and if you started your first account when you were in elementary school, by the time you're in college, dude, forget it, you won't even remember. God, you know, it's all changed so much and thank god. But uh yeah, age sex location. A lot of your old girlfriends are still young on these accounts. Uh there's Facebook account very funny? Is that an age joke when they were in their sixties? Did you know that? I think Brody is on A O L and still uses the A O L software. The disc that you got a target? Does it go like this looking amusing, so happy? It's it's true though, it's it's all Hello, Ashley, what's going on? Well, it's very very cool to have you here, Ashley. So do you still have some of your old accounts activated from when you were a kid? Last journal from so much that I get back on that. I remember journal party. I'm signing on to live journal right now. Hold on, I got a sign on. I gotta hope my mom doesn't pick up and disconnect me. Hold on, I'm signing on. Actually, remember we used we used to have to do this. Don't anybody pick up the phone. I got a download of song. It'll be about an hour. So Ashley, Ashley. When I was very young, I had a I had a what was it, a Commodore sixty. I had a Candy three s eight or whatever. Well they hooked up to the cassette machine and uh yeah, and I would go on a compus certain Uh. Commodore had their own rooms you could go to and talk to other people on Commodore, And that's where I first learned about, you know, cyber sex. It was crazy. I'll never forget that, I know. But live journal? Remember live journal? And what do you ever go back and read some of the stuff you would talk about it? I don't know if it's still out there. Yeah, I don't know live journal. I remember that all right. Actually, thanks for calling in and have a great day. Appreciate you. Listen to you every single day. I love that. Thank you. Actually we'll talk to get to you again tomorrow. Then I guess, uh, Skylar had Skyler here? Yes, Skyler, what's the website? You remember? Ask Jeeves dot com? Do you remember that? That was like the original Google, wasn't it? You would ask Jeeves? Yeah, you needn't just plug it in on there, and you don't have an answer for you. So now you ask dot com and Jeeves was like a butler. Butler he that was crazy? All right, Skyler. Thanks? Do you still have any of your old accounts open? Yeah? I think I have a my Space still open. I never closed it out. But see, my Space was really the turning point. That's when we thought we were cool and doing cool things, and we really were interacting with each other's pages. That was and it was my Space. A lot of music in connectivity on it too, So that's why I love it all right, Scott or thank you have a great day. What's that scare? I hear you smacking? Would you? Did you? Guys? Were you ever on the I r C the Internet relay Chat? Which cho or Prodigy? Oh? My god? I had all that were Prodigy, Yeah, but Prodigy was actually owned by Sears. They owned the Prodigy network. I had a Tandy computer from Radio Shack, but those compu serve compus service all. You had no code. I mean, it didn't have its own shell. You couldn't click on things, you had to type in code. That was before we had We didn't have a mouse on the computer. Do you guys remember a day without without mice? No? I don't remember a day without Apple. That funny, it's weird. One more call, We'll talk to Sarah. Hey, Sarah, Hi guys. Hello, Right, we're talking about old, old technology. Your mom used to be on a L chat all the time too. I want to congratulate you. I want to dis congratulate Hold on scary. Can you turn it off? Please? Thank you? So what's going on, Sarah? Is that better now? Okay? Um? Of First of all, I just wanted to congratulate you on your star. I've been listening to you for twenty years and this is the first time I've been able to talk to you. Thank you. A picture. Someone sent me a picture. They took a picture with a star and there was gum on it. Oh no, that was gum with a g by the way, all right, Sarah, So your mom used to pick up people in the chat room on AOL. Yes, back in when a L chat rooms were like the thing, but they were still really scary. Um, my mom used to go on dates with these guys that she'd meet on a O L. I don't know how she's always lucked out. She didn't get the creepers. But it's just funny to see how back in the back like twenty years ago, meeting people online was like a taboo, and now that's the only way we do it these days, Like it's completely changed. You know, the people in a bars taboo. You should if you don't need people online, you're kind of weird. Excellent, excellent. What did she ever hook up with these guys that you know your mom? Yeah? She yes, she went on a couple of days with them. There you go. All right, Well, thank you for listening, Sarah. Tell your mom we said, hey, welcome to baby. Alright, love you guys, Thanks for calling a good one. Nate Marino still has his Adam for Adam account the gay joke. All right, let's get into your Danielle report. Danielle or is it? Who is it? Is it? Danielle? Yes, Danielle, all right, it's your turn. So the birthday girl, So Garrett was telling me about this um. A woman in England was playing her head shearing song so loud on repeat that she got arrested for it, and I'm not even kidding. It was annoying everybody, and they came over and they issued her an eight week jail sentence. This wasn't the first time she has had issues like this, but the neighbors kept complaining and they were fed up with her, and so Edge she here and got her arrested. The Rocks New Jamanji is about a high school kid who finds an old video game and gets transported into into the game as one of the characters. So the Rock in this is actually a teenage nerd and Jack Black plays one of the popular girls in the movie. So can't wait to take that out. I think it comes out around December, so we've got a while to wait. NBC is reportedly in a bidding war for Fox to revive American Idol. Doesn't make any sense because the damn thing just got canceled ten months ago, but they're already trying to revive it, and Fox is saying that we never gave up on it, it just became too expensive to produce. Well, if that's the case, why didn't they just you know, find a way to do less with the show. I don't get that. But okay. Aerosmith has been on their farewell tour for five months, but they are postponing their farewell tour because they're coming back with new music. So they went into the studio to work on some new music. So technically, if you paid for those tickets, it was no longer a farewell tour. Yeah, it's just like the album is called farewell, was that it's called and Share and Share has done this many, many times. Remember you even went to one of those shows, didn't you help? I've been to three of her going out of business sale. Scary is still meeting girls online. He wants to remind us of that Scary online at the bathroom at Chucky Cheese. July seventh is when Spider Man Homecoming comes out. If you haven't checked out the trailer, we have it for you and el com and the new Baywatch movie includes a scene of zach Efron getting intimately acquainted with a dead man's junk. I can't wait for the new bay zach Efron loves these crazy cookie rolls. He really does. He totally does. It's so nuts. Tonight Empire is on and you know that's to me, the most important thing on television. Um, and that's it. We'll see you soon, bye, thank you, thank you. Birthday girl. We'll be back after this. What's hot right now? And Elvis Duran dot com years web girl, Kathleen, if you're thinking about changing up your hair color. Our Bethany just dyed her hair an amazing shade of blue, and she has you covered in today's What's Trending with the temporary hair dyed. That will give you a little bit of a fix, but nothing is permanent. And we will be releasing a whole bunch of new podcasts this afternoon, so make sure you check out the fifteen Minute Morning Show, Walkers and Talkers and Acquired Taste, and the Off Air Show. Get all of some more Ellis Strand dot com, Lvi Stran dot com. They're like normal people. They talk about everyday things. Do you get into light bondage in the Morning show? Gosh? How many years ago was it when you and I met each other? Danielle? Oh my gosh, when you had underwear on your head that day? Remember that that was four years ago, two years ago, twenty two years ago. And here it is another birthday. We're celebrating with our Danielle, my sister, our sister. Let me cry. Okay, is it time to sing? Yeah? Yeah, let's good. Happy birthday to Happy birthday Day, Happy birthday. Borgos can't see well. It's from butter Cookie Bakery in Floral Park, the beautiful butter Cookie Bakery on gorgeous Jericho Turnpike. I love how these people keep singing and listen to this Happy birthday, Happy birthday you big finish. She's a jolly good fellow. Congratulations daniel Happy birthday. I hope you have a happy, happy, happy happy day today. What do you what are you gonna do? We all want to know. I'm gonna go shopping yes, end the day with my family and have a nice dinner, and we're going to celebrate into tomorrow. So it's gonna be good. Excited. Look at these texts. Thank you, love you guys. Happy birthday, Danielle. You are fn awesome and totally deserved the best day ever. Mark you are going to get any birthday sex probably come on, doesn't that just happen? Nod is going? Not really? No, not really? Sorry, Froggy is this chocolate cake? No? Right? No, okay, So as you know, Danielle is she gave up chocolate for Lynch. So our friends at Butter Cookie Bakery Flora Park came up with this beautiful like fruit salad. How do you describe it? I don't know. We haven't cut it open yet there's there's not a trace of chocolate in it's all kinds of fruit in there. That's awesome. There's glitter on it. This is no this is one of those cakes you don't want to cut it because it's so beautiful. Do I come up with this? Students talk about it? Birthday that's real whipped cream? Look at that? Oh my gosh, that's so good. You know what, if it's your birthday today, you deserve a happy day. I mean one day out of your year that you should be guaranteed happiness is this day? Yes? Really? And peace and nobody fighting, nobody argue, hang, and everybody just being nice to each other. I think that's so great. So what are the What are your boys doing for you? They left me notes this morning and all three of them decorated the house. It was really cute. Yeah, they always do something special. So it's do we have birthday by Rihanna? Oh this is a great song Birthday Cake remix. Let's know this for Danielle, it just sounds like a birthday song. Doesn't carry name name mony. I put your name, honey, your name, you want to put your name, your name, put your name money. It's not even my birthday. Wanna hello, you want it way? He only to blow my out. You want this sake, sake, take take, take, take takes its pretty soul. Hey, you know what? Thank you? Rihanna. I'm a friend should dance to that tonight for her husband? Yeah, yeah, from her birthday. I shouldn't he be dancing for me because it's my birthday? Yes? Like that? But you know, our friend Mackenzie sent us a text saying, you know, Danielle, you've officially known Elvis for more than half of your life. Oh my gosh, that's true. It is. It's crazy. But I'm only twenty six, So how's that? That's so cool? Happy birthday you, Thank you. I love you, I love you, I love you. Let's get into headlines from the happy to the informative. What's going on, Bethany. The UK government has triggered Article fifty, which is starting the formal process of Brexit as the Yeah big deal. CNN put it this way, It's basically the equivalent of the UK serving divorce papers to the European Union. Britain has been a member of the European Union for over forty years. Congress has voted to repeal Internet privacy rules. The original rules said that broadband companies had to get permission before they shared info like our browsing history and location. Not anymore. If this goes through, President Trump just has to sign the repeal to make it official. Samsung is expected to reveal its latest device today, hopefully the Galaxy eight. The S eight will not explode upon re entry into the world. The home button is supposed to be dropped to that almost the entire front of the phone is just a display, which would be pretty awesome. Ten members and associates of the reputed Banano mafia family face a host of charges after being indicted in New York. The alleged crimes in Queens and elsewhere goes as far back as night right into this month. This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath and if you were between the ages of eighteen and twenty four, how much money do you have saved right now? Way. According to a twenty sixteen survey from go Banking rates, seventy two percent of people eighteen to twenty four had less than a thousand dollars in their savings account, thirty one percent had nothing, an eight percent had over ten thousand dollars saved. People between the ages of twenty five and thirty four weren't doing much better. Sixty seven percent had less than a thousand dollars in their savings account. Yeah, they say it's a big problem. Student loan debt is a huge part of that, plus the high cost of living in cities and thinking that saving ten or fifteen bucks per paycheck isn't worth it. But it is, by the way, just a little bit out of time, it really does add up. And those are your headlines. Pay yourself first, no matter how much money you owe, Owe yourself too. You know you have that list of people you owe, put your name on that list. You really have to think that way, otherwise you'll never save money. It's just it's that's how I save my money. I used to I used to bounce checks. Oh yeah, I have the worst credit I had, you know, build collectors calling me and I mean and and I just I remember, I remember the day when I said to myself self, you you have to be responsible. No one else is going to do it for you. You know, you know, you're you're a grown man. You can't rely on mom and dad to bail you out. You're not a kid. You gotta do it. And so I did it. I started doing it, and I actually did. I did very well on my own. And becomes addicting to once you start saving a little bit and you watch your savings account go up, it becomes very addicting. Yeah, and it's so easy. And Gary V Will tell you this, it's so easy to come up with that excuse I can't afford it. You know, I'm a single parent. I've got to work three jobs. You know what. I know. It's not No one said it was easy. That's not the point. The point is you you have to make that decision. And this is something that kind of pisces me off about people describing millennials as being Oh god, what are some of the negative things you hear about millennials? Just entitled? Lazy? Title this stuff like that. That's the entitled generation, they say. I don't think there are any more. There's no higher percentage of entitled millennials, and there are entitled generation exers or whatever. Every age group has people who feel they're entitled and lazy, and every age group has people who just really you know, they really excel at moving forward in life. I really hate it when people put all people in that millennial age category in that same box of you are you are ineffective? It's not fair because I we know too many people in that age group that are actually changing the world and they're gonna save us all. You know. I'm sorry, am I on my soapbox? It makes you look taller when you're on your well, thank you and speaking of you know what, I want to talk about my tall Bethany, and maybe we'll bring this up on the show tomorrow. I've noticed in looking at photos of you and we all take photos together, you go into this weird, uncomfortable looking pose and I'm assuming you're doing it to come down to our short people level. Yes, it's true, because is this something you do as as a tall person. Yeah, because if I especially for pictures, because if I stand up at my normal height, all I hear is people tweeting me asking how tall I am, And it just gets old. So after a while you just start to like lean over or like cock a hip out or do something to bring yourself down a couple inches to sort of just blend in with everybody else. Wow. So attention to all short people on the show did you know that she's doing that? Yeah, because she told me she does. Like intern Mackenzie does it too. I know you guys all right, and I stand on my tippy toes. Did try and look taller? Is that funny? Doesn't work? We'll try to eat. It's like if I'm taking a picture with somebody who's very very short, I'll come down to their level and then they start to squat because I'm squatting, and so then I'm like, no, you stand up straight. And then suddenly we're hovering just inches above the ground, like both of us are just sort of squatting. I was looking at that photo all of you guys took the other day when you all were flannel to work, and Bethany is doing her Charlie's Angels poset like in front. Yeah, and that's why, Okay, I was thought it was just the thing you did. But now I get it, all right. We'll get into that tomorrow. The pains of being tall. According to my fellow short people, we were jealous. You know, I wish we were tall. I wish I had that problem. Your your phone, have your way back Wednesday phone, have an excellent one from was it you scary. I was David Brody today. David Brody, all right, that's coming up for you right after this. Really like my dog than this in the morning. I did it. I used upside dot Com and it's definitely the real deal for saving money and getting a big gift card for every business trip you buy. Use the code Elvis and you're guaranteed at least a two dollar Amazon gift card for your first time. Upside dot Com middle purchase details Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Durant phone tap. By the way, we have to thank you for sending these ideas in. We love playing these phone pranks on your friends. My friend Eddie runs a dry cleaners over in Brooklyn. He works twelve hours a day, six days per week. He works harder than anyone I know. He could really use a good laugh. The funny thing about working at that dry cleaners. Over the years, he's had to clean some pretty weird things. Because you, please do one of your phone taps on him, try to get him to clean something unusual. I'd love for you to bust his chops. Thank you. This is from Steve Jordan's all right, so we put our own Dave Rody to the task. He picked up the phone and he called Eddie and his dry cleaners over in Brooklyn. Let's see what we can get Eddie to dry clean for us. Here's today's phone tap here, Hello, I have a problem. What kind of problem you have? I have some sheets and a and a suit and a rug that that blood stains on them? What blood blood stain? Yeah? A lot, A couple of courts. Wow, yeah, what what do you guys? They could take blood stains out? Oh the rook Uh we have to uh watch it totally. And the suit you had to like cleanness. Now does it matter if it's animal blood or human blood? If if a human blood, it's depends what kind of how do you get it? Is it a sudden blood or is it just an accidental blood? Or you just just get cut blood? You know what I mean? Right, it's it's animal blood? Oh animal? Let me ask you a question. Is this phone tapped? No, it's human blood. Okay, Well, if it's too much, like I said, if too much, I don't think it, get it out. But I can dry. But if you're not, you're not a cop for you. This is a clean man, all right, So let me ask you a question. If I bring in some sheets and and and a suit and clothing, you'll clean up for me, no questions asked, Right, But I'm here for the money, man, I told you I have a cleaner. Man, I'm not a cop. You know. You all take it? Okay? All right? You with me? Hello? Hello? You're not tracing this call? Are you? What was? What was that? I want to make sure these sheets and and and the suit is very clean. You understand very clean? Yeah? You ever watched c S. I don't watch TV. Man, all right, Well, they got they got ways of finding blood on stuff after it's been clean. So I need to make sure it's clean, clean, good. We do the best weekend, that's all. You have to get blood out of sheets before on the suit. Yeah, but not a lot though, you know, like to say, you got blood come around your phace. Yeah, I get it out, But you got cut A lot of blood most likely won't come out, you know, man? You you guys so also right, Yeah, let's just say there's there's there's knife holes in the sheet. Knife holes holes from a knife about six about six or seven. You can sew those up right away, right, Yeah, you patch them up now when I come in there, let's just say, after I pay you in cash, if if any cops come in and ask you if they saw him, you didn't see me, right, because I'll throw an extra five hundred bucks to make sure that doesn't happen. No, no, I I don't want your money, man, I do. Just just clean yourself and get pay and that's it. Just scover it up and put your name and you can and then you come back later I pick it up. That's all I want you to say to me. I didn't see anything. That's too much, but you too much. Listen, I'm talking about it. I'm talking about a thousand dollars here. No, I don't want your money, man, I just go just listen. It's a thousand dollars cash. You know what I'm saying. I listen. I don't want your money. Listen. I'll be listen. I'll come over here. You give you a thousand or five times. I don't want to want clean the money that you know. Yes, just get in here and get you put your name and you're gone. You come back and pay. That's it. That's whatever it is that all the other people visions. I don't know. I have no idea. All right, let listen to me. I got all the sheets, you know, all like bunched up in a big ball. Yeah. And um, let's just say I'm missing a finger. If that shows up, you'll put that aside for me. No, we told it. We watch it, that's all. We don't look okay, But if a finger shows up in the machine, you'll put that to the side, right. I got a goal, man, But I just want to make sure that in case so it doesn't get lost. If it shows up, you're you're all right, man. If it's got a ring on it that I got, I got woked today, buddy, listen. I just want to let you know you're on the radio. Your your your friend Steve told us to call you. I knew you played with me. Man, that's too fun. You were going to clean the blood out. I cleaned anything. Paul Man, Hey, anything you want to say to Steve Jordan and Elvis Man was prerecorded permission granted by all Participa and Phil and in the morning show, I just get into your Daniel report. Daniel, So, Aerosmith has been on what might call a farewell tour for about five months. That's what a lot of people have been calling it, but now they're postponing it. The North American leg will be postponed because they're making new music. So scraped the farewell part. And if you thought that's what you were saying, you might want to get your money back. They realized how well they worked together, exactly like we have a lot more in us, so let's keep going. You gotta check out the first trailer for Spider Man Homecoming. It comes back to Live seven. That's up at Elvis Duran dot com, so if you get a chance to check that out. Last week, sixty Minutes was number one on television, followed by the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars twelve point one million people. Check that out, and n c i S Los Angeles came in at number three. The Rocks new Jamanji movie hits your theaters in December, and this time it's about high school kids who find an old video game. They get transported into it as the characters they choose. So the Rock is a teenage nerd and Jack Black is one of the popular girls, so it looks like it'll be funny. And Alec Baldwin said yes. When I first met Tina Fey. I wanted to hit that. She was beautiful, she was brunette, she was smart, she was funny, and she didn't want anything to do with me, said, I fell in love and she was married, so unfortunately for him, that did not work out. But they do work well together, so that's cool. And NBC is saying that they're in a bidding war with Fox to revive American Idol. Fox canceled that ten months ago, so I don't know why we're reviving it yet, but hey, what the hell, and yeah, I'll keep you posted on those details, write it and will do it, law Elvis Duran in the Morning Show