Talk radio host. His name is Power Duran. That man has gas. They have a good chemistry. It makes me cry, It makes me last best radio so to listen to. Hello, lady, bring that to my mouth right now in the morning show, let me ask you the Monday morning question, may I? Yes? Am I the only guy that loves Monday? Yes? Yeah, explain yourself. I'm just in a good mood. I'm glad to be here with my friend. It's time for us to skip around the park and have some fun. You know, it's springtime. Is on the way. You can see the flowers kind of popping out of this out of the flower beds. I don't know, I don't know. I feel pretty good. Good morning, Bethany, Good morning, Elvis. Hi there, Danielle, Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Hello, Scary, Hello, straight name. Where's my great tea? I need to abuse great tea today? I hope he's around anyway, make sure I'm not the only one that loves Monday. I think we should get into the day. I heard something over the weekend, and for some reason, maybe it was because I was stoned. I don't know. Let's play it, Scary, push the button, remember this, Yeah, this song just makes me feel good song. I mean, if you're having a I don't like Monday, Monday, this is pretty cool. We have an excellent first call of the day. Wait till you see what she's doing in Las Vegas. You'll get jealous. Welcome to Monday, is anyone there? Yeah, well, welcome to the day. Hell let me tell you I love that song. Where where were are you that you heard that in my kitchen? You said you were high? You were high in your kitchen. I was high in my kitchen listening to What's wrong with that? You know? I was reading. Over the weekend, more and more people are staying home. Well, first of all, it's very expensive to go out, but the choices of things you can do in your own home are greater than ever. Oh yeah, a lot of times you have just like the best movies you can watch, the best music you can listen to. There's so much to do. Yeah, exactly. Well, we found out over the weekend, minus the sex because we have company. Uh, we found out over the weekend. You just have you know, different rooms for different things, Like you won't you go to the room that has the TV. We call that the TV room. Yes, yes, and watch Netflix. Or we go to the kitchen and we have cocktails and we listen to music and cook together. We call that the kitchen. Yeah, I mean I didn't know room. I mean houses had all these room It's amazing. I'm sorry I the only one who didn't notice this like a house. Let's start our day with Lauren. She's calling UH to talk about her weekend or what she has coming up. Hit Lauren headline to there. Scary Hi Lauren, welcome to the week. How are you hi? How are you? I think we're doing okay? Are we doing okay? Great? We're getting fine. Tell everyone why you're on your way to Vegas? This sounds like a lot of fun. Well, my husband's about to drop me up. I'm going to Vegas for the pizza xbo what what? What is it like? A total convention for nothing but pizza? Yes? Wait, so excited? Do you have to get invited to that? Okay, you just show up. You have to pay money to go, but my work paying for everything. So they're flying out a bunch of employees pizza for three days. So what do you do in the pizza industry? I manage a pizzai Princeton New Jersey. How fun? Which one give us a name so we can all go down, go down. It's no mad Pizza on Princeton. Elvis, next year, can you send us to the Pizza Expo? Okay, so a show of hands of who would not want to go to Las Vegas to the freaking pizza Expo? Zero hands, Laura, that sounds awesome. We'll have a wonderful time. I'm sure we're gonna learn about all new pizza technology and stuff like that. And you know, maybe you know, at the very least learned how to spin the dough in the air. I don't know what they do with these things. It sounds like fun, yeah, I know. And and go sit your ass down at the wheel of Fortune machine for a few minutes. It's it's gonna be a great weekend. Lauren, you are our first caller of the day. Have a wonderful time at the Pizza Expo in Las Vegas. We're going to send you an Elvis Duran shirt right now. It's on the way. Al Right. I can't just say one thing. Can you just tell Bald the hugest crush on him? He will love that. You know, we all have a crush on bald freak Rannie. But we'll move aside and let you have your way with And wait, you said you you have a husband, don't you, pion? He said it was ok. Well that has never you know, having a husband has never slowed down bald freak running. So Lauren, you'll love Ronnie. He's a total romantic. He's a sweetheart, Lauren, hold on your Elvis Dren shirts on the way. Okay, thanks for listening. Can you imagine going to Las Vegas for the pizza Expo? I mean, you know, I'm sure nothing wrong with people in the insurance business, but would you rather go to the insurance expo or the pizza expo? The insurance expo doesn't smell is great? I don't know. Let's go around the room. Will start with you, Froggy. What's on your mind today? Well? I was three, and I owe a huge apology to the Florida Gator basketball team and all my fellow Gator fans. When I stopped watching the game yesterday, they started losing, and I'm convinced that it's my fault. And I know that we all do this. I know that a lot of people wear their special jersey and they think their team is gonna win because they wear their special jersey or there's superstitions. But I want to apologize and see, I'm sorry. I love people think it's their fault out of all the millions of people who are watching the game, Froggy, that one guy in Florida ruined it for everyone's right, I did. I'm sorry. All right, Well, so we have a final four, right, We'll get into that in a few minutes. What about you, Daniel? What's on your mind today? Are you still hung over from your Jamison shot? It was one shot and no, I was fine after that. Did you enjoy doing Jamison shot? You know, it goes down pretty smooth? Which I was surprised that because when the it was old guys doing the shots and they're like, come on, Daniels, I'm like, oh, I don't know if I'm gonna like this, and it was. It wasn't bad. I was. I was impressed with myself that I did it. So what's on your mind today? So? I know a lot of people, when you're getting dressed in the morning, you're so out of it sometimes you don't know what the hell you're doing. So I'm putting my bra on and it's not hooking, and I'm like, I don't look the and I'm cursing, and I'm like, get the I was putting it on inside out, That's why it wasn't hooking. But I was so tired I didn't realize it for five minutes. Doesn't that I mean, doesn't it push your your nippies in? No, it's just that the hook was on the other side of the bra. I don't know. I mean, does it the cone shape that weird way the cones are metal? I don't know. I don't wear a bra, Donna. Guys, aren't you curious how how it works if you put it on inside out? I mean it's in the field in the material different on the outside and the inside to alright, we're learning, we're learning, all right. So you must be really tired. You need a shot of Jamison? Could we do that about you? I bet any what's on your mind today? I finally saw the movie Get Out this weekend that it was so so good. Everybody needs to see this movie. I don't care if you don't like horror films. It's a it's a movie you need to see. That's all I'll say. It's amazing. That's all we get. That's all you get. I don't want to give anything away. Okay, Okay, good, So we're all gonna go see Get out. You have to. Well, you're not gonna give us a hand about something that happened to the movie. I mean, I think it's just like a besides being a fabulous horror film, it's just a really important film to see. I mean it talks about a lot, you know, it talks about a lot of stuff, a lot of racial stuff, a lot of your boyfriend girlfriend stuff. And then it's also really scary. It's awesome. All right, get out, go see it. We can't tell you why. All right, let's get into your horoscopes. You're at first, Daniel. All right, today Maria Carrie is celebrating her birthday, and but we don't know which one. Well, it says what they think it is, but I'm not even gonna say it. Okay, what do they think it is? Said in behind? Yeah, and Fergie's forty two today, So happy birthday? T built them, Capricorns. Start communicating better in your relationships. You'll increase the quality of your connections. This way, your day isn't eight Aquarius stop dwelling on the pass. Take time to figure out your current situation to allow yourself to move forward. Your Days of seven Pizy. Change your mindset, find new ways to lift yourself up. Try to learn how to love yourself as much as you love others. Your Days and nine Aries, Remain calm with the people around you. Understand your feelings and let them pass so you don't overreact. Your Days and eight Taurus. Understand the path you're on to help important decisions. Use your drive to make the best of it. Your Days and nine Gemini. You're feeling confused about one of your friendships. Think before reacting too quickly over the situation. Your Days and eight Cancer. Your loved one is in need of some advice. Remember your words carry heavy weight. Your Days and eight Leo, your creative side has been showing lately. Don't be afraid let your imagination run wild. Your Days of nine Virgo, your emotions are running high. Find a friend to talk it out with, and the weight on your shoulders is going to be lifted. Your Days and eight lib Stop asking what other people can do for you, but rather what you can do for yourself. You're going to go far with your plans, your days a ten scorpion. Take your break from the action, and you'll be surprised how much you missed. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Your days of seven at Sagittarius, there may be an issue brewing that cannot be ignored. To take the bowl by the horn and put the fire out before it begins. Your days of seven and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. This is wild. I'm reading the text messages as they roll through. There's so many people listening who are big, big, big fans of bald Freak Ronnie. They all have a sexual crush on him. My goodness, you know what you know, having no hair at all and having that shiny dome of a head. Yeah, a lot of people find that very sexual, very sexual. Alright, just letting you know. Can we put a picture of bald Freak running up? Is Is he up at Elvis duran dot com? Can people see what he looks like? Yeah? If you got to like go under like bios and blogs, he's up there. All right. Hey, someone said my headphones are too loud because you're hearing an echo. So I'm turning them down now. Is that better? Hello? Hello, all right, let's get into your headlines, Bethany, It's Monday morning. A lot of us didn't pay attention over the weekend. What's going on? All right? Authorities are still looking for the people involved in a deadly shooting at a nightclub in Cincinnati yesterday morning. One person is dead at least fifteen are injured after the shooting at Cameo nightclub in Linwood. Police said no arrests have been made. The victim is twenty seven year old O'Brien Spikes, who was a father and a regular at the club. Las Vegas police have the man in custody who shot two people inside a bus on Saturday. The year old man was riding in the back of a bus and when it stopped to let passengers get off, he stood up and opened fire. One person died of their injuries, a second has minor injuries. United Airlines is doing some pr damage control today after leggings Gate. If you weren't paying attention over the weekend, United turned two young teen girls away for wearing leggings. Now did they have those juicy leggings? I don't know if they said anything on the butt. Fellow passenger Shannon Watts read about the situation. It went viral, but now United has posted a statement on their website saying that regular passengers are allowed to wear leggings, but that these two girls were flying for free or at a steep discount because they were past riders, which means they were friends or relatives of United employees, and those flyers are held to a different standard. Okay, ready for me to age myself. When I was a kid and we flew, you had to wear like your Sunday best to get on the plane. Yeah. Yeah, and now that you never see that ever? Yeah not so. I mean even the flight attendants were cut off. George, they were George, they were George, they were Daisy Dukes. Alright, your final for our South Carolina Oregan versus North Carolina. Those games go down April one, and the totally unsurprising study. Researchers have determined that people who post their workouts on Facebook are narcissists. I don't I just post shirtless self occasion. Straight and eight will post his workout, you know, in the mirror, but he'll make sure there's a mirror behind him so you can see his bare ass. There's nothing narcissistic about that not at all. It's not. It's more as assistic s. It's your nars s. Alright, your headlines, thank you, Bethany. Alright, so no guest today, it's just us. Right, how's my how's my reverb? Is it better? Can you hear my echo? Still gone? Okay? Good? All right, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this. Elvis he came, he conquered. This is Elvis Durand in the morning show, I did it. I used upside dot com and it's definitely the real deal for saving money and getting a big gift card for every business trip you buy. Use the code Elvis and you're guaranteed at least a two dollar Amazon gift card for your first time Upside dot Com middle purchase blies. He'side for details. Phone tap Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Duran Phone taps. All right, Brody, what's your phone tap? All about? El us? Our listener Will wanted a phone tap as coworker Mike. Mike has a tendency to continuously pay his parking garage at work his bill late. He pays it late every month and they've warned him about it, and he doesn't seem to care, so I called from the parking garage, tell him there's a problem. Are you nice, Brody or meme brody in this phone tap? I'm always nice? But man, not not here? Okay, here we go. Hello. Yeah, I'm looking for Mike. This is Mike. Who's that Mike? This is call mine from walking. How you doing tonight? Yeah? I'm good. How are you doing? What's going on? Uh? List Mike? How long you've been parking your geep here? About a year and a half now at least. And uh, have you not had a conversation about paying your bill on the first of the month. Yeah, I don't. I don't get paid until the fifteenth. That's the arrangement I told me several times. Okay, that's right. Okay, Nancy notated your account. What she told me was, you do get paid the first time of fifteen. And I'm saying, chief, Chief, I'm Mike. Yeah, okay, let's have an arrangement with Nancy. I don't look so nan. She works for me. You've been here a year and a half now. I did some calculation on the interest lost, and uh, you owe us eighty nine dollars and seventy three cents. You're out of your mind. I haven't arrangement with Nancy Nancy. Okay, you know what, I would soon have fire Nancy than have you say her name again. So here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna pay a little penalty. I'm not paying for you know what. Hold on one second, you just stay right there. Javier put it out on sixth Thank you. Hi, Javier's parking your car now on sixth Avenue and your car is gonna be there and you can pick it up with my car too late. The chief your cause on sixth Avenue and it's can touch my car your cause on sixth Avenue on the corner, and the keys are gonna be in it. So you have a choice. You can go now and get your car, or you can leave it dead till it's time coming down there right now to get my Don't touch my car. I'm not touching your car. It's on sixth Avenue. You do what you're moving now. I hope it's still little for your sake. You know what, I think I see a toe talk. You better hurry. This car is illegally parked. You better down their kids. It's got a broken tail. Light. There's no broken tailight, you know what. I'm sorry, I'm psychic. Oh, now it's got a broken tailight. Officers also got a broken side of view mirror officer, you might as well taking it now, hold on my mistake. Now it does broken side mirror officer. I'm here. Where are you at? By the lamp post? You don't see me? By the street, signed by the by the by the poles lamp post. Damn rowd, you're right now? What are you? Well? Your causing the garage? And uh and whil's up in the office and I'm I'm at a radio station. What are you talking about? Well? How fast did you run out of that? Will you? Mike? You're on six? Get out here. I'm almost cops are looking at me right now, I think, Mike, this is Dave Broddie melm Sharre in the Morning Show with phone tapping you. That's that's beautiful. Thanks for that. I appreciate that. I'm gonna have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis Durand dot com. Click on the phone tab tab, tell us what you want to do. Tablet's prerecorded with permission granted by all participates. Elle s Durand phone tab on Elvie Durand in the morning show. So remember when they hired you and you're so happy you got the job. Right, Well, now you're in charge of hiring people in your office or at your company. Now you're like, oh, it's it's difficult. 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I closed my eyes and listen. Good, good morning. He's much better at Uncle Johnny. Well that's because he is Uncle john is. Uncle Johnny said in that phone tap when someone was impersonating him, he told the guy impersonating him, you're not me. I know me, I know what I sound like. Anyway. What do you call a fake noodle? What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta? Uncle Johnny is on the phone, I think let me get him on here. Good morning, Good morning, Uncle Johnny. I'm not you me, I know I know. What do you call fake pasta? What do you call a fake pasta? And nod? Are you you're still drunk from last night? Oh my god. Okay, I've got one, Uncle Johnny. I'm gonna tell the joke and then you tell it back. You're ready, Okay? What do you call a woman who will sleep with you for a spaghetti dinner? What do you call a woman who will sleep before your spaghetti dinner? Oh my gosh, he really is wasting No, what do you call you guys have to help him? What do you call a woman who who will sleep with you for a spaghetti dinner. What do you call spaghetti dinner? You call it a pasta tute? I got that good, Elvis, you maybe have a shorter one. Uh yeah. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Did you hear what about the Italian scept that died? He passed away? I got one more. What do blonds and spaghetti heaving common? They both wiggle when you eat them. Right, I'll get back to the joke. How was your weekend, Uncle Johnny? Was it good? It was great? It really it was fun. I had a good time. What was fun? I went over to uh Staten Island and I went to my favorite liquor store now because the Bayonne Bridge is open. Oh you have the Bayone Bridge liquor store. He loves that one. And then I went to Costco. I had a good time there. And Johnny, Uncle Johnny, while you were having fun, did you know that straight and Nate was rushed to the emergency room? What did he do? Straighting? Victim blaming? Would you do? All right? I'll tell you what. Hold on, uncle Johnny, you go, you go get better, and we're gonna talk to you a little bit later. Okay, okay, love you okay, o, my god, soon to send a text. And he sounds a little like little It sounds a little like little Wayne. She does have that little Wayne quality, they said, Elvis, he sounds like a white wheezy. Anyway, uh so, why were you rushed to the emergency room? Street? Well? Thank you for asking all this? Eighteen hours later, Danielle is the only person that asked. I sent out an email yesterday saying, hey, guys, if you have topics for the morning show, like, okay, thanks for the guilt trip. Now why are you sitting I talked to on the phone. You didn't tell me why? Okayy? Why will you rushed to the emergency I went to somebody's house. They have a cat and a parent, Like I'm still allergic to cats. Apparently you knew this alright, I knew it, but I haven't been around a cat in like eight years, so I thought I had grown out of it. And then after five minutes I couldn't breathe, so I had to go to tell them. How long it took you to decide to go to the emerging How pretty was she? Very? Okay? Okay, so I know but if she's really beautiful, don't you want to get out of there into the emergency room faster so you won't she won't see you dying in front of her. I tried to tough it out, and then after a while I just realized I'm going to die if I stay here any longer. So then I had to make up an excuse, and like, all right, I have to go. Obviously, Well, why didn't you just tell her I'm allergic to cats? Well I think she could tell when I was speaking like this, So then why do you lie and would just tell her? Well, I'll tell her eventually. But what excuse did you use to leave? I said, I had to go let my friend into his apartment because he had been locked out. Just tell you know, I think that women love vulnerability. I don't, I know I do. And you know, oh, oh, you know, she probably would have wanted to nurse you back to health. Woman wants to date a thirty seven year old asthmatic If you lie to us, because especially if we can tell you're going into anaphylaxis, we would like to be able to know the truth. And then it's it's sweet, It's like I'm sorry, he's that a new grocery store and a philoxic. You do realize she's not picking you over that cat. I know it has the problem. I can never see this person again because she's gonna choose the cat over some guy that can't be around. So don't we all have a friend like straight Nate who's allerging. He's allergic to anything with a heartbeat, I mean anything at all. I mean it's time to get up. It's time to wake up on the show for five minutes. It is time for the show to start. Okay, So, I mean it's gonna be rough going through life being allergic to everything, Like like Alex for instance. You know he's allergic to shrimp or shellfish, and especially the shells. So last night we went to Harry's Roadhouse and one of the specials was peel, peel and eat him shrimp. I'm like, here, he looked at me like he got really insulted, like you did. That's like with the apples. If he's even like the vicinity of an apple, he starts to like, it's with you, it's your the apple seeds, right. I mean no, no, no, I I can't even peel an apple and cut it up and put peanut on her on it. Nothing. I have my EpiPen in my bag and Danielle knows exactly where to get it. So if I have a reaction, she's gonna stab me. What was my EpiPen? Wait a minute, can we get to the EpiPen for just yeah? Straight? Do you carry an EpiPen? Don't? I probably should? Can I borrow your tea? No? The way the way Alex describes it is he says, if he's having, you know, a problem because of allergic reaction whatever, he's supposed to take it, click it and then jab it into his thoughh that's right, has to go into the muscle. That sounds so violent. It is it's gonna save your life and then you have to call nine one one and then to take you to the hospital. Can you do it to yourself? I mean, can we get can we at like a an EpiPen? Uh? Tester? Well, they give you that. They do give you a tester along with the actual EpiPen. Don't get those confused? Right? No? No, but you I mean it depends how bad you're suffering. If you're like on the ground and you're going to an electic shock, yeah, then somebody has to do it for you. Well, I know, but if you've never done it, who's to say you're going to have the courage to do it. Maybe we should get a tester and we could test it on you. Great testing, I say, we give him an apple. Make it like that. My my allergies have gotten progressively worse. I can't have clams, and now I'm on the peanuts, and there's certain peanuts I cannay and I have to get a food break at the apple orchard. Keep picturing that scene from Hitch when when Will Smith and the seafood scene and he's blowing up like okay, So so back to uh straightenate. So you left her house? Are you ever going to see her again after you blew up like a blowfish and had to run to the hospital. I don't know. I mean, I liked her, but at the same time, I can't be around a cat. I'm not gonna say, hey, I can never come to your place. This, this relationship can't progress past hey, let's go have dinner in a movie. Plus, if she has cat hair on her clothes and comes, you're done. Well, Okay, I used to date someone who is allergic to anything with a with a heartbeat. So when he would stay over, I would have a bedroom in the very back of the house that was always closed and the cat never went there, so we would just spend a weekend in the bedroom. Yeah. I once had somebody come over who I knew was I mean aggressively allergic to cats. This was back when I had all of our and I spent the weekend cleaning my house like I've never cleaned my house that deeply help. Yeah, it helped a ton. I opened up like all of my grates, I went behind the radiators and I vacuumed everything. But it took like two days to do. There's no way you can do that. Every time someone's coming over, usually nates dates are the ones grasping for air. Let's go talk to Julia. Hi, Julia, Hi, Good morning guys. Well, good morning, welcome to Monday. Uh straight night is not a murderer, he says, So you carry an EpiPen on every date and a nebulizer. Um. She had analogies. And it's so embarrassing because I went on a date this weekend, and when I was leaving his car, I took my nebulizer, which you couldn't see it in the bag. He said, I didn't even see you bring that bag, and I was like, yeah, we went to high that's the thing that was. Nebulizers. Those are difficult to hide. And you know, when you're sitting there and where's my date and you hear like a vibrator in the corner, it's oh, it's someone nebulizing. You should never be embarrassed with that, you know what. And if someone is a problem with the fact that you're asthmatic or you have to use a nebulizer or you have an EpiPen ready to jab into your thigh, then that's their problem. Goodbye later. You know, it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. Until you're in that situation, you don't know how embarrassing it is. Like, it's embarrassing I can't hang out with somebody because I'm allergic to cats. It sucks. That sucks. All right, thank you for listening, and all of you just stop it, get over it. You know, everyone's okay with you. You're fine, okay, bye bye, Let's go talk to John. Is this John? John? Hi? How are you? I'm fine? So you're you're a paramedic. So what advice do you have for people like Nate or ever anyone who has to have an EpiPen ready to go. Sure, so I'm actually on my way in the work right now. But if you have an antipholastic reaction, if you're anipolastically allergic to anything, you should absolutely have an EpiPen in your on your person at all times and time and at all times because at times, you know, if you do go into true antiphilaxis, like minutes are really what you're you're dealing with. And I've been in a couple of situations where people have waited too long to you know, either calling it didn't have an Everythian on them, and it got to the point where it was unfortunately too late for these people and they go into cardiac the rest because they can't breathe in there, you know, their tongue sells up. They can't breathe, We can't innovate, we can't breathing down. And John Paul, you know, as you know our friends Drait Nate in the dating world, he loves old women and they all have cats. He needs to be very careful. Stupid for me to wait two hours to go to the hospital. So I mean, based on what Nate saying, it doesn't sound like he was having a true anaphylactic reaction, because usually that's something that happens very quickly, and you you honestly feel like death when it's happening, and you know you have very very quick uh symptom on set. But for anyone who's having any sort of allergic reaction, you should not wait because you know, while you know this reaction in particular might not be as bad. Um, in order to actually have an anaphylactic reaction, he needs to build up. UM. You need to have an explosure true the allergies. So the more that you're exposed to it, the greater the risk of an antiphli So he should sleep with a cat around his neck like one of those airplane pillows every night. All right, John Paul, thank you so much. You know what with knowledge calls us. I appreciate that. Thank you. John. One one last comments is actually, okay, we gotta go really fast because I can't chuck my microphone. Go ahead with big disparity between men and women carrying EpiPens because women have purses and the eppens don't really necessarily sit in your pocket, So men tend to not actually carry EpiPens because they don't have a place to hold it. Why not? How sexy would it be to look at some guy and go, hey, is that an EpiPen in your pocket? Thank you so much? Man. I appreciate it. Thank you. And if you need an EpiPen, you should always have it with you always, especially when you go on vacation, because you don't know what kind of shrimp sauce they're putting in there. All right, let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle, I wish we could go to these calls. These are great. Anna says she can't go on dates because she's allergic to trees, So you can't go on a date with any places with a tree? Anna? All right? Would that? Said, daniel What do you got going? All right? So I told you I'm beauty in the base number one again this past weekend, another eighty eight point three million dollars, but Power Rangers did really well, coming in at number two over forty and a half million dollars chips. Yeah, that bomb seven points six dos not cool. Adam Sandler did two movies for Netflix so far and Apparently they were so popular that they just ordered four more. Um, so he's gonna do six overall. Now, the names of the two movies that are out right now Ridiculous six and to do over. Both movies got terrible reviews, but Netflix says they were the biggest film releases for the servits. He has just the strangest Yeah, I mean really, people hate his movies, but movies, it's so, so so weird. Fetty Wapp and some friends were involved in a shootout at a diner in Paterson, New Jersey around five am yesterday. Three people got hospitalized. Nobody had life threatening injuries. Fetty was not one of the victims. Snoop Dogg's going to induct his old friend Tupac into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on April seven. There is a rumor that Snoop and Dr Dre will be part of a three song tribute to him that will include California Love. That is not official, so I will keep you posted on that. One of the Walking Dead producers thinks the show could go on for twenty years, So yeah, that would I mean Walking Dead fans would love that, So we'll say Lady Gaga Stevie Wonder sang Happy Birthday telling John at his seventieth birthday party, and ed Shearon forgot the words to his own song during the Red Noseday telethon. Uh, and he just kind of laughed it off, he did in his cute little That's what we love about anyone who can just love to i mean easily laugh things off, exactly get all bent out of shape. No, he was so cute and Uh. There is a rumor going around that the Kardashians will become an animated show. Please don't don't hit me. I'm just bringing you the news. Liam, Liam Payne and Cheryl they are the proud new parents of a baby boy. Congratulations to them. They said they're not really going to be showing any pictures. Um, they turned down a lot of money that was being offered for pictures. So there is a rumor going around that maybe they're getting a payout from a really big magazine. But we're not on that, so we'll wait and say the voices on Tonight Dancing with the Stars, Supergirl, You've Got Rock in a Hard Place over on HBO Hip Hop Squares twenty four, Legacy Jane the Virgin Lot cool stuff. Next hour, we gotta talk about Drake breaking records. All right, thank you, Danielle. We have more coming up right after this call Us two zero one. Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show The Sound Drop. Hey, what's up? Come months? Everything that I've been working towards is now a part of what I do every day. So I feel very blessed. Visit the sound Drop dot com in the morning show. So wow, we have such a great week with guests last weekend. Look, we've had so many fantastic guests are show. Yeah, and I'm trying to think, do we have any guests at all this week? Are we free and clear one which means we can come and looking like crap every single day? I think we do, though, straight Andy, don't we have one guest this week as it stands now? Alright? I thought we're going to record a guest or something correct, but that's not confirmed yet. Okay, so we have nothing. We have smooth sailors, and it's okay, you know what, we have so many guests all the time. I think when we skip a week, Okay, yeah, it's nice. You know, you can be our guest call us if you want one. Eight hundred text dred. We try to keep an eye on the text as closely as possible. All right, So, um, a brand new phone tap on the way in about ten fifteen minutes. Who does the phone tap? Today's scary today. It belongs to what are you eating? Is that you're not eating that new cereal that everyone's eating. I'm trying. I'm trying to keep it a little healthy today, but oh my god, it's so good. I tasted it. What is this new cereal? It's Keebler chocolate chip cookie. Why don't you just open up a box of cookies? Well, no, it scott Scotty Be brought it and Scottie b is walking in right now. It's got little pieces of cookie. Okay, so there's some sereal matter and then there's like chunks of cookies in there. Yeah, they're like kind of round, um, almost cookie crisp type of cereal. Kelloggs makes it, and there's little chocolate chip cookies in it too, and everyone tries to get the cookies because the cookies are like, you know, sparse, no hand jamming. So anyway, so the problem with the cereal is everyone fishes out the cookies and it's just that cereal left right, I mean the cereal is still kind of good, but kind of good. Okay, that's a that's a glowing endorsement. I'm sure would love to hear that. The cookie part is the special tree. There's an elf, a keepler elf is about to jump off a limb. He's so depressed after what you just said. Alright, so the other cereals, Okay, it's the cookies I'm after. They're just eat the cookies. There's not a lot of cookies em out, Look at this, there's no just dumped the entire box on the floor. Well, so you only so what are you gonna do with the remaining cereal? Man, I'm gonna put it in milk and make chocolate milk. Okay, you can do that. Remember last week I told you were two weeks ago, I told you about that that French toast that's made with fruit loop milk. Yeah, a friend of mine tried it and said it was the most orgasmic breakfast he's ever had in a Really, I would use fruity pebble milk. Yeah, fruity pebble milk is a stronger, more potent fruit milk. What a great name for a band fruity pebble milk, and here they are. All right. I'm sorry, Scary, I can't remember from one minute to the next. Who did you say is doing the new phone tap today? It belongs to Garrett. That's right, Garrett. So we're all excited when our friend Bethany goes out and makes new friends. I mean, we celebrate. I'm not saying such a rarity that she meets someone that wants to hang out with her. But you know what, it's so easy to make friends through people you know, are people at work. Bethany actually hooked in a friend that she met without anyone's help. So this is like a friend that none of us know. Yeah, none of you know her. She's not through work. I didn't poach her from Scary. This is like my own, my very own friends that I made by my own self. So you know, that's the thing that when you meet a new friend that doesn't know any of your friends, they know nothing about you, so you have a clean slate. But at the same time, Bethany feels she should give her new friend a list of warnings. Yeah, yes, because I know myself pretty well by now, and I've practiced with other friends like I've made you know, you all know like my my shortcomings, and so I feel like I should just come at them swinging, just so you know what you're getting into, all right, So scary, let's call this. You give any music? Yes I do. Let's call this. I come with warnings. Yes, I come with warnings. Okay, So what were the warnings you gave? I have an idea. Let's all list our warnings we want to give to new friends. Yes, and then we can we let's do four. You give us three, then the room will come up with your number one. What are what are numbers four through two on your warning list? Bethany? Okay, I have a terrible memory, so I will tell you the same story multiple times, and you'll tell me things and I'll forget and so you're gonna have to tell me again. Also I will forget your birthday. That's all like the memory thing, Okay. Um. I don't like confrontation, so if I'm upset with you, I won't say anything and our friendship will just become tense. That's great. Yeah, and then number three, I'm terrible at being around people, so I'll be awkward at your parties. So maybe best if you don't invite me. But if you don't invite me, it'll hurt my feelings. Well, okay, so we have to come up with her number one. I find all of those really, I think they're all kind of vine for number one well terrible for She also needs a lot of a loane time. So if you're a person who needs her to be around all the time, that's not going to happen. That's Daniel, that's right. Don't be okay, your number one should be then, or another one should be. Don't become offended when I don't want to hang out. It's not you, it's me. Yeah, that's a huge one. Okay, Okay, Daniel, I did Okay, so one friends, I say it like it is. So if I think something doesn't look great on you, I'm going to tell you because I would like you to tell me. So I'm gonna say it's okay, you know I think you should change or whatever. I'm very honest when it comes to things. Um. I also like to shop a lot, So if you're gonna ask me what I want to do, I'm going to tell you I want to go shopping. So don't ask me. You make the plans and also, umm, just like Bethany, I'm so forgetful where I won't send a card in the mail. You tell me you're getting an operation on Tuesday, I will call you on Wednesday and ask you when that operation is. It's terrible. I disagree with that. You're really good. I've told you I have to write it down. I have to write every If I don't write it down, I don't remember it. Daniel, You're like me and Bettany. I think that I'm gonna scratch that one off my list, and you guys already have it. But I'm so forgetful. I don't remember anything about anyone. All right. Uh? Straight, Nate, do you have a list? I don't really have that many things. You have a lot? Okay. Well, the thing I did right start off with is I'm a little into myself, so a little, I'll be honest with you there. Uh. And the only other thing is I'm kind of late sometimes. Other than that, I'm pretty good. You're a little into yourself. The way Hitler was a little bit of a Nazi, that's a extreme com proof. The other day we're walking with Nate, and Nate walks like ten things in front of us, like he doesn't even make sure we're okay. Not that he just keeps going. He doesn't even check. He sported about Nate. You'll get there. Another you're a bit of a victim and a whiner. Oh come on, I am not. What are you doing right now? What are you doing right now? What are you doing? Maybe now? But I don't do that. You are a victim. You are a victim. No, I'm not. Does anyone know what I'm talking talking about? Absolutely fine? Here on my list Number three is I have no tolerance for victims and winers. Number two on my see, look that's what a victim would do. Number two on my list of warnings, I party hard. It's up to you, my friend, to stop me, or I will drink you under the table. Another one is, uh yeah, I have no memory. I cannot remember your name or your birthday. Another one is you have to be low maintenance. I can't handle people that need watering. You know what I'm saying. I cannot handle people that need the need that shoulder to cry on all the time. I just want to I just want to be a friend. I don't want guilt trips, all right? Add another one to my list, going, you're passive aggressive? What that came really fast? All right, passive? Fine, be that way. I'm passive aggressive. Okay, Scary is chomping at the bit over here, Scary? What is your list of warnings for new friends? Okay? So, Um, I have severe case, a severe case of fomo, the fear of missing out, so I may spontaneously call you to grab dinner at the last minute anytime. Um, you have to repeat stuff because I don't pay attention closely. Um, I make I make consideration for other people's conditions. Sorry, I make noises when I eat and I smack my food and I didn't even realize I'm doing it, and you eat with your mouth open. And for a second ago, when I said Scary was chomping at the bit, I didn't mean he wanted to read his list? Can hear him on bits of serial And finally, I'm as social media whore, so I must document every social outing with an Instagram post or a Snapchat story. Here you go, What about you, Froggy? What's your list of warnings for new friends? I'm a number one list. My number one warning is I don't drink, So if you want to go out and go drinking. That's great. I'll go with you, but I'm not going to have anything to drink while we're outka Uh. Number one, I can't go about on weeknights because we have a job that I have to wake up very early in the morning for, so we have to make plans on the weekends. Anywow, that's a great one. That's a great one. None none of our friends understand that one. And number three is I'm extremely inappropriate. Be careful if you have your children around me, and do not let them listen to any voicemail that I leave you, because I'm not responsible for anything that leaves my mouth. Okay, those are those are gonna do we have another one for a froggy Um, those are all pretty The other one for Froggy Brody. He counts really badly. He just said number one, number one, number three, Okay, alright, a warning U Greg t Oh my god, great team. Must have a list as long as Santa Claus. Great T. What's your list of warnings for new friends? I gotta tell you, I feel a little embarrassed or maybe not prepared, but I didn't write anything because I honestly don't think anything's wrong with me? Okay, Number one, I am not self aware. This is something problem I have because here's the thing at home, Like I'll tell Trish all time of like Trish, know, you should be a little nicer to me because so many people really love me. And then she'll say they don't know you, and I think that that's wrong. Like I'm really flawless. Okay, I know I'm a kind of guy where you would like say, you know, there's more to him, you know, like that's it. You don't know. But great, it's safe to say there's more to all of us. But we do all have our quirks and things that we either should work on or we need to warn people about. Give us one of yours. Go. I don't have any I'm very normal. I'm the most normal one on the entire show. I think, God, what do you mean there's listen. I know I'm not that attractive. I'm no I knowing Donnis, you know, but I'm not that bad looking, you know, I know I'm not like it's super funny, but I'm very funny. We're talking about personality traits. I mean, what's that Bethany? I have his first two so Number one he I have is three, so he's not self aware. But number two he doesn't listen. And then number three he's going to try to sleep with you at some point. But that's not a bad thing. I'm a professional sexual person, get paid, you get paid to be sexual. I just I find sexuality as an art form. Like I'm into what you think about this art forms. I try to explain everyone. That's part of the problem is that I try to explain to her. I'm not even escort. He will sit at the desk and he will hit on me and Bethany and keep just He'll go back of what till one of us will say yes, Tom thought about that. I'm more like the guys that fifty shades of gray, like I'm very much no I mean to like, you know, like tying people down and like the body. Okay, okay, stop, we gotta stop everything. Okay, let's let's form a list for Greg t Number one warning, number one warning, and someone sent a text so true, don't ride in a car with him driving. He's the worst driver ever. He has road rage and he scares you to death and he's mean to other drivers. All right, all right, Okay, I started us. What's another one? Some of these may hurt to be prepared because Greg t has like twelve different personality. Yeah, he's in many face is a great tea. You don't know which one you're gonna get. He's on the mood swing. They're not fine, No, they're not. You live with it. There's a mood swing involved here. He's never know which Greg you're gonna get. What he's a He's not the strongest listener in the world. I have a certain amount of time and then I listen, and then I make my own decisions. Now hold on, don't don't hang up on Stephen. We're going to him in just a second. He's kind of a jackass at times too. I'm very kind. I love to hug people. Can I go back to the other one and we have to move on? Uh. He is a great listener, but first and foremost to the voices in his head. I'm never lonely. I'm never Let's go talk to Stephen. Hey, Steven, how are you hey? I'm doing good, guys, how are you doing all right? I think Bethany's concept of writing up a warning list for a new friend is actually a great thing. It's a great exercise for us. So what do you have on your list? It really is because I got to see because I just met someone new a few months ago and I did the exact thing. My main thing is I'm extremely socially awkward person, so I don't know how to carry conversations. Well, I'm a really picky eater, so you can't really take me to restaurants. So basically said, I was like, look, this is all my issues, and this is this is what you're gonna have to deal with when when we go out, and you know what, if people are okay with that, then they're okay with that. So I finally really just helps you. You know, it smoothed up the uh the friendship up front. So figure it's a great idea that what you said is so true, Stephen. They know ahead of time, Like our friend Andrew Berkowitz. We all love Andrew. Yeah, I said, well not. I said let's go out and get a drink. He says, well, I don't drink. I said let's go have dinner. He says, well, I just really don't eat. All I'm gonna do with this guy. I love it. At least he told me up front. So I don't ask him out for cocktails or dinner. Oh yeah, it's the best. But Stephen, you say you're socially socially awkward. Listen, guys, how great Stephen sounds on this phone. Call your fabin because it Oh no, I'm actually what's worse on the phone. And I was telling my friends. I was like, guys, text me or see me in person, because I'm not carrying on a phone conversation. This is this is extremely difficult for me. You have no idea. Well, you sound awesome, and we all hate talking on the phone. We had much rather tex Steve, we love you. Thank you for listening to us, and we're happy real quick and listening from Toronto, Canada, listening every morning. Oh my god, is it true you guys are about to legalize edibles. I'm coming on up, it is it is this morning. Oh my god. I had a vanilla cookie or the weekend and the room turned into rubber. It was so weird. I was like, oh my god, am I in Toronto. Thank you, Steven, thanks for listening to much. They're listening to us, and they have that Trudeau guy. We love him, he's so hot. One more phone call, I know we're running late straight night and I'm sorry. I don't hate Hello, Casey, Hi, good morning, good morning. So, just like Bethany, we all made our lists of warnings for new friends. What is on your list of warnings? Number one would definitely be I have resting bitch face y. I just met some new friends a couple of weeks ago. One of my friends actually introduced me to them, and the next couple of days, my girlfriend text me and was like, Hey, the new friends you met thought you were kind of rude the other now you just didn't look like you're having a good time. I mean I was like I was telling a great time. It's just always there. I don't know how to fix it. But wait, if we know up front, like this list is so so craftily proving, we know that we shouldn't expect a happy face on cases exactly like I'm in I'm in a good movie that just looks like a mad Sorry. I love you, know, case We have a lot of great text coming through. Someone just said when I cry, I can't say why I just cry. So there's my warning. Well, no, but it's nice to know she's crying. It's okay she does that we don't know why she doesn't come for you a little bit. Okay, there you go, Thank you Casey. All right, thank you guys so much of the day. Thank you. But then we have insane ones, which are good to know as well. I know we wanted to get into news here, but I'm having so much fun. Hello Annie, what's your number one on your list of warnings for new friends? High always born people. I make random references to movies in the middle of conversations. Um, you know they'll be like, but why why did you do this? Why is the rum gone? And do you get mad at people if they don't know which movie you're talking about. Our friend David Catch does that too. Thank you. Yeah, that's Andy. She's talking about movies. Ignore her. But we love you and thank you for listening to us with all these great calls. Were getting into all right, I'm gonna yell that we have to get into the headlines. Uh straight And Nate one of the number one things and here's many number one things on his list of great great things is he moves the show along. Thank you, you're welcome. Ask may I read a few? Do we have time? One? Wait? Wait? Wait, hold on whose name is on the show. Want to check the T shirt there, buddy. Now, he's right, Nate Duran, you're right, you're right, we can. We can come back to this later. He's right. This is why he's the senior executive producer. Into the headlines, Bethany, Yes, what's going on. Authorities are still looking for the people involved in a deadly shooting at a nightclub in Cincinnati yesterday morning. One person is dead at least fifteen are injured after the shooting at Cameo Nightclub in Linwood. Police said no arrests have been made. United Airlines is clarifying their leggings policy over the weekends. So leggings gate happened because United turned two young teen girls away for wearing leggings on their flight. Fellow passengers tweeted about the situation. It went viral, but now United has posted a statement on their website saying that the two girls in question were pass riders or relatives of United employees who are flying for free or at a steep discount. Pass riders are considered representatives of United, so they're held at a different standard of dress. United says regular passengers are allowed to wear leggings. Your final four our South Carolina versus Gonzaga and Oregon versus North Carolina. Those games go down in April one. And there is a man who tried to get his driver's license so many times it actually took him thirty three attempts. A man in the UK, it took him twenty five years. He spent twelve thousand dollars on more than eighty five lessons with fourteen different instructors. Eventually, after thirty three attempts, he got his driver's license. And they gave Danielle hers On the first try can image and those are your headlines. Didn't breathe, We didn't breathely reminder to take a deep breath. I'm so sorry. Thank you, all right, a brand new phone tap from Garrett coming up right after this Elvis Grand in the Morning Show. So you're having a party at the house, a couple of friends coming over. What do you serve potato chips? Next time? Try these new chips from Rich Rich Crispin thins, thin crispy chips, oven baked not for they come in see salt, cream, cheese and onion, bacon and salt and vinegar. You have got to try them. Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, let's roll into it. You know, as we speak, Dave Brody is the king of all phone taps, sitting on the phone tap throne. Today we have a new phone tap from Garrett. Let's see what happens. I don't know is this good or bad to have this little competition going on in here? I think it's okay. People are people aren't like getting mad at each other over and I know. But let's say, Garrett. Let's say, Garrett, your phone tap doesn't get you onto the throne today. You're gonna be upset about that. I'll cry on the inside. Oh all right, I'll tell you what. Let's let's leave Rody up on the phone tap throne until someone knocks him off. I don't can help someone help me with this. What do we do? No, he could have it. He could have it. I'll go create my own throne somewhere else and we'll be we'll be happy. Okay, alright, let's get it. Let's get into the phone tap. Here we go, Garrett, what's it all about? All right? So Mary wanted to play a phone tap on her son park Now Parker recently tried out for a school's baseball team, and it's supposed to be finding out any day now if you made the team or not. So I'm gonna call Parker as the baseball's assistant coach to tell him some good news. All right, here we go, Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for a Parker. This is Jack Pearson. I am coaching's assistant with the team. Oh yeah, yeah, actually asked me to call a few guys so he liked what he saw a tryouts on the field the other day, and we want to invite you back to be a part of the team. Wow. Yeah, that's awesome. Great. Um, and you're cool with everything, right yeah? I mean I don't see why there would be a problem. I know your mom was a little bit hesitant about telling you about that we were dating. But as long as you're cool with it, I'm excited to move forward to this baseball season and hopefully you know, see you off the field. To what he said, you're dating my mom? Oh she didn't tell you? Um wow, all right, Um, maybe that's something you might want to talk to her about. I thought she did, That's why I was calling you. Um, but all right, I gotta go and make some other phone calls to the rest of the team. But congratulations Parker. All right, well all right, talk to you later. Hey, mar are you there? All right? All right, let's let's just stay on the phone for a few hopefully right. All right, Mary, here's what I want you to do. I want you to three way the call in and I'll pick up the phone as if I'm answering your phone. But I want you to talk in the background like you're talking to me but not realizing your son's on the phone. Okay, okay, that sounds perfectly Okay, Parker, Who is this? This is Jack? Did I die a little wrong number? Who are you trying to call someone from my family? Hey? Uh no, no, I'm good right now. I think the phone might be for you. Hold on, okay, hello, come on? What's going on? You mean? I I just talked to the coach and then I just heard you talking to the coach. Well, you know us, you've been seeing each other for a while, did I miss that's you know, that's my coach. Did he tell you to good news? Yeah? He told me the good news. But great, I don't even know what the like you can't. I'm not. I'm not supposed to see this guy every single day on the field. You can't date my coach. Well, first of all, I was thinking every day too, and I can tell you he's a great hi. Um, but your dad coached you and that was never a problem. He saw him every day. Yeah, but that's my dad. That's not what's the difference. It's a there's a big difference. Like stop, what it's going on. I don't want to know this, Like, why are you telling me these things? This is not I cannot believe this is happening. Well, it is. You're gonna have to get used to it, because I think it's gonna move in joking. Now, people are gonna think that I'm on the team because my mom took me up with a coach. It's not because of that, though I sure didn't hurt. Listen, I'm quitting the team tonight and I'm transferring schools tomorrow. Like I'm not doing it. I can't. I can't that. It's ridiculous. Parker. Yeah, Hello, my name is actually Garrett from Elvis during in the morning show and you got phone tapped. Oh my god, I actually I love you, but I really got to go. I gotta cloth. That was awesome. Oh my gosh, he was great. She was just laughing. He's like, I don't know. I think that phone tap was really good. Thank you. I know. But I sent a message to Scary saying, hey, get the fanfair music ready just in case, and he typed back, oh, it won't be necessary. Well I wrote that because it was not listen it was a great phone tap. But you know tap, I heard Danielle laughing. I thought it was great. I thought she was wonderful. I vote we put Garrett up on the phone tap. Okay, please look at that. Garrett. Guys got to look at this. It may be because Scary is being an ass, but we're gonna put you up on the throne for it. I will take it. I will take it. Be real. I mean, it was a great phone tap. Garrett was all hush, now he's kissing my ass. As what else does he text you about us when we're not paying? Oh you know what, I always tell you, that's what it's great. Keep forgetting. I always tell everyone what he says. Well, there you go. Congratulations, you look good up there. Thank you very much. Thank you Garrett and thank you, Thank you. If you have an idea for a phone tap, let us know. Go to Elvis Durand dot com and click on the phone tap link mark coming up after This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all parties. Elvis Duran phone tab were on Elvis Durand in the morning show, call us why are you freaking out? A for to Elvis Duran in the morning show. So much to cover by the way, we have to talk to our new friend Rachel. She's so excited and we have to be her support system. We'll talk to her in a second. Hold on Rachel. Ultra Music Fest wrapped up this weekend. H well, last night. It's probably still going for some people. In every time I've been in or around Ultra Music Fest, it really is as close to a scene from Walking Dead as I've ever seen. Not not inside inside where people are dancing to the world's best DJs, I mean the superstars. It's lots of energy, lots of fun, but it's afterwards, like in the wee hours of the morning, when people are leaving Ultra Music Fest, it is Walking Dead. Don't you agree, Froggy, You're exactly right. I'll tell you. This weekend was amazing. The weather was great and it got a little warm, but then in the afternoons we had it. We had a couple of afternoon showers and people loved it. The music just blaring, They're just the light rain falling and everybody having a great time. Um. Police have announced that the crowds were very I mean they said they used the word fantastic. And I'll tell you, David Gett, I saw some of David ghetta set absolutely breathtaking. David Gett was amazing. I love how he says it was a little warm here. We had like degree weather in New York. Up your no, but when you're standing outside at the festival and it was a little warmer than they thought it was going to be. This And also over the weekend, daniel Daniel Wow, is that the new fest coming up next week? Yes? All right? Also over the weekend, Danielle tasted blood. But if you've been sitting there minding your own business and you can taste like copper, taste, yeah, So what did your doctor tell you? So I decided to text her and asked her what it was and her response was stop watching The Walking Dead and all those vampires love when your doctor completely dismisses you because she knows that I'm nuts, and she knows that, like I on see, I'm always like I think I have this, I think I have that. So she knows that. She just starts laughing at me and text me back in my so, I guess you don't need to see me. But Danielle, wasn't it that doctor or another doctor that you told her what was wrong with you and she sent you a book about whining about your problems? Doctor? Is it your doctor or is it you? I'm trying to figure this out at this point, I'm thinking it's me. Were you eating a tut real pop? Because I taste blood every time. I always cut my mouth on most things. No, it was like I put a mint in my mouth and I'm like and then I went online and I said you could have a peptic ulcer, and I'm like, oh, I take a lot of microin pills. Maybe I do. So I texted my concern and the answer was stopped watching The Walking Dead. By the way, scary brings up a good point back to Ultra music FESTI if you go to snapchat and you uh you you go right to like the big happenings from the weekend right scary, the discovery section, unbelievable, unbelievable, beautiful, beautiful footage. Because I tell you those concert scenes when they're in there, when the DJs are doing your thing and the fireworks are going off in the pyro, think it's it's pretty incredible. He was hilarious. Let's go talk to Rachel. Rachel is so excited. Rachel, we're here for you. Tell everyone what you're all a little scared about and excited. I am quitting my job today. Yeah, well wait, hold on, not so fast. So do they know you're quitting your job? No, but if they're listening, they do know. Okay, well there is that. So do you have something else lined up or you leaving? Are you leaving because of a new job or you just don't like this one. I have a new job, but it's it's a little bit of both. I mean, I think it's been time for a while. You know, they were good to me, but I just know that it's time for me to go in a different direction, and you have to follow your heart. I love that. It's scary, though, you know what, stepping off the cliff and just hoping that the wind will will make you sail and fly. It's it's a scary thing, but you know what good good I mean, that's that feeling we all want every once in a while. That it's I guess it's the same thing you get when you you're bungee umping or you're jumping out of an airplane quitting your job. Yeah, I'm really nervous, but I'm also really excited to know that you said on the show at one point that line, that line between nervousness and excitement is very fine. So it is definitely straggle in that line. Yeah, sometimes you think you're scared. You might be scared, but that could be excitement, don't you know. Don't let the two uh bog each other down. I think go for the excitement one, Rachel. So you you tell them today, is it like a two week notice thing? Yeah, I'm going to offer them three because I want to make sure that I transition everything. But if they only need too, then I'm gonna hopefully be able to get a week to do a couple of things for myself in between. Al Right, excellent, Rachel, have a lot of fun. Thanks for listening. Thanks for sharing it with us. That's very exciting. Thank you so much. Thank you. I love you guys. Thank you. Yeah, what a great feeling like I'm going in today because this is my step three in starting that new chapter in my life. You know, Hi, Kelly, how are you today? Hey? Doing great? So you're quitting your job on Friday? Are you quit your job on Friday? No? I walked out on Friday. Never have done that in my life. You walked out. This is a little different. So there was no two weeks notice. You just said screw it, I'm going home. Yes, And I don't recommend that, but the circumstances that happen, right, I want to ask what happened, but I feel like it's going to be a super long story. Maybe she does up sum it up. I don't know if you want to tell it me because he could be attorneys, we don't know. But so I worked in for a corporate world for twentysomething years and I moved to a different field because I was laid off. But um, long story short, Um, I was talking to my friends and my one of the guys above me came out storm and out thinking we were gossiping in pretty much yelled at us, and I was like, oh the hell with this, I'm not doing this. I'm too old for this. And uh yeah, me and my friend walked out and yeah, so I actually felt really good about it. I think it was a great decision. Um. Anyway, me and my son is the last day of his sprain break and we are on our way to Disney World. Just celebrate. That is excellent. Now, do you have any clue how you're gonna land back on your feet when you get back or you'll just deal with it when you get back. Oh, I'll deal with it. My My husband's very supportive. He has a great job, so I'm pretty good covered for right now. Oh my god, can we all quit and let your husband support us for a while. He would love it, I'm sure now that he's very supportive. But yeah, I got sufferance from my other job that worked for an insurance for twenty something here, so I'm good for a good year, so I'll be all right. Kelly, Kelly, good to you. Congratulations, have fun at Disney. Thank you, thank you for listening to us. Well, So there you have it, the courage to walk out, and look, you know, you never really want to be in a situation where they push you to run out the door. It's it's always great to say, hey, you know what, I learned so much from you. I had so much fun working here, but it really is time for me to grow. It would be better for me and for you for you to bring someone else in in this position. And that's the optimum. It it doesn't always work out now. Sometimes you just gotta storm out where. Let's get into the daniel report. Danielle, Yes, do you still taste blood? No? Thankfully No, But thank you Dr Sonia for looking out for blowing her off. But I love her. She knows. She she's the doctor that tells it like it is because she knows how I am. So she knows what she needs to say. No, but I don't think watching Walking Dead is going to make you have the taste of blood in your mouth. It should be something you investigate. Maybe No, I think she was. You know, she knows if his real theorias all come in a right Okay, all right, let's get into the daniel Report. What do you have, Danielle? Okay, so there is gonna be a reunion. King of Queen's Reunion on Kevin James's new show, Kevin Can Wait, which I'm still obsessing over. Leah Remedy, who you remember played his wife on King of Queen. She will guest star in the two parts season finale that is happening May one and May eighth, so get ready for that. There's a rumor going around the Bruno Mars girlfriend Jessica is pregnant. They're not addressing it yet, so I guess even really they will, or maybe a will just fade away. I don't know. So we're watching that one for you. Um A A Cabby swiped John Legends travel bag when he wasn't looking at JFK Airport on Thursday night. The bag had five hundred dollars in clothing, a five hundred dollar pair of glasses, and a thirty thousand dollar pair of cuff links cup links. It's John Legend, to come on, He's reach um. Millie, Um, sorry Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things, She's only thirteen. She had to cancel an appearance at a fan convention in Florida because she said she was exhausted. She said, I just think I've worked too hard. I have to rest. Um. I've had a really long shoot and I'm still filming Stranger Things and she says, I just need sometimes, so she had to cancel because she was so tired. So there you go. Did you know that Vince Vaughn was initially in the running to play Joey on Friends? Oh, I can totally see that he got next by the casting director decided to go with mort La Blanc. But he was up for it at first. How crazy. I didn't have any idea, but I thought that was so cool. The new Drake album, More Life, debut at number one on the Billboard two hundred five five thousand copies, the biggest sales week of the year so far, edging out ed Sharon, who you know was number one a few weeks ago. So we still love our at Sharon the Voice, Standing with the Stars, Rock and a hard play Supergirl. You also have twenty four Legacy, Jane the Virgin, all on tonight and coming up next hour. I've got good news if you're a Kardashian fan, bad news if you can't stand them. All right, thank you all the way. We talked about this a little bit Friday. I want to bring it up again coming up. If you have a relative that lives in. It's called the Villages, right or any of these huge, amongous retirement communities. Did you know that the Villages And I found out over the weekend the Villages is the number one fastest growing city in America. And it's not young people moving there. The I think it's the average age of people moving. It is fifty five years old. The std rate is mammoth. All these people are mounting each other, they're taking their teeth out and they're going to town. Now, the Villages, I think it's located just north of Orlando, right, Froggy, it is, Yeah, But there's also a place here in South Florida called Century Village and they have a big problem there with it as well to people leaving their dentures in somebody's room. They go back to the under room. They got to go locate their underwear and their dent kinds of no, they leave their denters in their underwear. I mean, I got dentures all my ass I can't get them to unclamped anyway. So the fastest growing city in America is the Villages in Florida. But we're talking according to my friend Maureen and high Maureen and her family, their parents are at the villages, and they have a system where if you're a woman and you want to have sex, you wear gold shoes. If you're a man and you want to have sex, you leave your shirt tag out, like the one you know, in the back of your neck. If you see a guy with a shirt tag out or a woman with gold shoes on, they are sending the messages that they want to have sex. And it's also a golf cart community. And I read too that if you drive around with like alofa like one of the like the bath loofa on your golf cart, that means you're ready to swing. You and your wife want to hook up with So where did that come from? Yeah? Yeah, if you know anything about this, if you've if you've been to visit Grandma at the villages, or your mom, or or maybe you're living there. Maybe you're listening to us at the villages. Now we want to hear from you. We're gonna get into this next. I think it's great. I think we should all go through life sending these little messages and maybe we can come up with, like, you know something, I agree. Can you imagine if you go to visit your mom in the villages and she's wearing gold shoes. Mom, we should have exactly you know in old in the old old gay community, they're used to be the handkerchief rule, where you would have like a then well, I can't tell you what some of the handkerchief colors meant because it was just foul. But if you had if you had a handkerchief in your left pocket, it meant you want this. If you had in the right pocket, you want that. And if different colors mean you want it this way and that way, it's kind of interesting. So I think we should come up with this for everyone. We'll get into this in a second. If you know anything about it, you can Texas if you want to. We're back right after this. The host of the Party on his national radio show, Elvis, your taste, your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe in a way that no one else has. Elvis Duran in the morning show the sound Drop from PEPSI, Hey, what's up. A months, Everything that I've been working towards is now a part of what I do every day, So I feel very blessed. Visit the sound drop dot com talk radio host his name is Duran, that man has gas. They have a good chemistry. It makes me cry. It makes the last the best three video. So to listen to bring that to my mouth right now. Oh my god, Dan in the Morning Show, Welcome to the weekend. It's the week. I'm sorry, the week, not the weekend. Did you hear I did that? Yes? And I'll tell you why. I'm thinking weekends because this is the first Monday in a long time I'm excited about the day. I mean, usually Monday is the suck ass day of the week. I don't know. I hope you guys are in a good mood today. I hope you a good weekend. Yeah. I think it was like relaxing and wonderful, So today is good. Welcome to the week. Uh. Someone sent a text in saying thank you for the suggestion to go see Dear Evan Harrison. Oh I'm sorry, Dear Evan Hanson. On Broadway Fantastic Show, they said they cried for three days. You know, Bethany is still crying months later. Yeah, I still. I just sit in my shower for for a while and weep. Evan Hansen makes her cry. I went to see Sunset Boulevard with our friend Darren Chris, we had a bro night out. You said you loved it. It was so much fun. It's I got big, lush musical with lots of orchestras playing, and you know, the huge orchestra rather playing. It was just really good. It was great. So backstage we got to meet Glenn Close, the actress, so jealous, and so they introduced. They said, in one this is Elvis Duran. I said, hello, miss Close, it's so great, so fantastic to meet you. And I realized I called her miss Close? Yeah, what are you supposed to call her? Well, she's you know, she's a big time movie star in Broadway actress. And I just felt like she deserved she deserved a miss. I think. So, I think any woman likes to be called miss unless she's like really in of being married. Don't call her ma'am. She won't like he know. Anyway, I'll just go around the room, scary, give me some music. We'll start with you, scary. What's on your mind today? So my parents had gotten me Alexa from my birthday and I feel like an idiot because all I make her do is turn the lights on and off and ask for the weather. Alexa turn lights on. Don't do that. Everyone Alexa is doing that. But that's it. But like, I just feel like I feel like I'm not getting the most out of music. She doesn't play music for you. Yeah, but I don't know. I did teach her to sing one oh, I said, Alexa sing me a scary scary stop saying that because everyone's echo is going off while they're listening to our show. Off our show. I told her to sing me a song, and she said, she sang a country song for me. But my question is I want to get a little bit more. I want to get smarter with her. I want to make her smarter for me. It's just I don't know. I just have the new scary if you open your app that it's with it. I thought, I don't want to say her name. But if if you open the app, there's a skill section and it will get you can search, it will do thousands of things. You can figure it out on your own, right, I would do it scary all right, and our apologies apologies to everyone who's echo or whatever started going off. I didn't realize what about you, Daniel, what's on your mind this hour? I have to thank my family for this weekend because it was freezing on Sunday, I mean, like so cold. And my son had his first outdoor soccer game because it's springs, so they figured it would be warm, so they wanted to have it. My family still came out blankets. Even the baby who's one, came out freezing, but they were supported. I don't think the baby had a choice. Well I'm saying they came out, but my sister in law, Robin, could have decided to keep the baby home. She did not put the baby out the family. So your family, you know what, families are good. We love families. Okay, okay, we're back on families. Hated them last week and love them this week. What's you, Bethany? Okay? I think that I'm not alone in this. I have lost my ability to sit through a long movie because I wanted to watch Whatever Happened to Baby Jane over the weekend. That movie is almost three hours. It's insane. I was like, I think I'm halfway through. I paused it. I was like a quarter of the way into the movie popcorn. I feel so, why is it? Do you think it's short attention span or what is it? I think I have a really short attention span. I think I fallen victim to like wanting to don my phone all the time. I really I need to work on And I know that there are a lot of people out there who are like, it's hard to just sit and watch a movie, I think when you're home, especially because there's so much else to do. But what a great movie. But you are blanch. Yeah, I didn't get that far. I hope I didn't give you a spoiler. They're sorry about that. All right, Let's get back to what we're talking about here. We're talking about Thank you Bethany, by the way. Let's get back to the Villages. The it's the country's fastest growing city, just outside of Orlando. A retirement community, so it's growing, but with people who are over the age of fifty five typically now there. The sex is rampant there, std rates through the roof. Yeah, and they have this system I learned, maybe one of many systems at the Villages. If you're a woman and you wear gold shoes, that means you want sex. If you're a man and you wear your your your brand tag out on the back of your shirt neck, you want sex. It's so crazy to me. I wish that this was a thing that we did in our daily life. Well, you know, keep keep in minding. A lot of them may not be into social media, so they're not really into you know, tender and grinder. So this is their way of picking each other up. How old you have to because I'm sure Nate would love to be moving in there. Well you could go in and guest pass visits. Let's go talk to Jill. Now, Jill worked at the villages, Can you tell us some insight? I mean, this is fascinating to me. Um. Yeah, I actually worked at the villages. I'm a sign language interpreter. Um, so I got to really go everywhere. You know, anyone did anyone ever ask you how to do sign language? Asking will you have sex with me? They actually never did. Um that. I actually get that a lot from all other jobs, but especially not there. I have seen gold shoes, Um, they don't. Also, I heard you call their golf cards golf cards. They get really offended when you do that. They actually call them golf cars. Yeah, so you call them golf cars or else, they get very offended and they're very like pimped out as they like to say. Um. So Jill Talk. Jill talk about the week that your mother visited the villages and what happened to her. Okay, so my mom and her girlfriends they went on a girl's weekend to the villages because my mom is very old, and when she came back, she told me that she at least hooked up with three or four guys. My mom just turned seventies. Mom, I know, it's like right after her and my dad got divorced. And I was like, oh my god, like I used to work there. I don't even want to know who you hooked up with, Like, it's just your mom was rebounding hard. Look, first of all, we've we've got to say hey, I well, I have to say, hey, I think it's fabulous that you know, as you're getting older, as they're getting older, they're still actively into each other and having sex and having fun. The problem is is STD rates are high and they haven't learned that thing about you know, safety yet. Yeah. No, they think because they're old and they can't get pregnant, that they could just do whatever they want. But a lot of the cases at the hospital, um, it's because of AIDS and STDs and wow, yeah, that's all right, Jill, thank you, thanks for calling us, and then for a week. Thank you, h scary can you do off? Hi? Laura? Hi? Now, Laura used to live in the villages. But were you old enough to live there? Or can you live there if you're younger? No, Actually they have a place car. They have Village the Villages High School, so I went to for people like Greg t who just can't move to the next rade. That's right. Yeah, no, No. I lived there until I was eighteen, and then I ran away as fast as possible because you all knew that it was so creepy that our grandparents were hooking up with each other and they would have the Winters parties all the time. Uh, And we all knew and it was just so creepy when we would go to like church or something and they would say, oh, it's just so great to have these young kids around, and you're like, I don't say that because like so, but Laura, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, and I correct me if I'm wrong, they were having more sex than you, Oh, one hundred percent. I think I started yesterday, like I'm twenty four. Like no, no, like they're they're definitely going to town on each other like hard, and like the West part, Like my my good friend she used to hurt her neighbor and used to have these parties all the time. So like she, it's hard because like we have these young people living there, but then it's mostly old people. And then you and the girl that called about the golf carts is right, because I used to be like, oh my god, you're golf carts so cool. Now it's a car. That's how I got around. Yeah, Like they would correcting me all the time, and they were so decked out, Like Laura, Laura, did you ever did you ever notice that secret language they used to be picked up, Like the women were gold shoes if they were horning, and the guys would leave their shoe tags out. You know, I never heard of it. I obviously did see gold shoes before I remember saw them, but like I did know that, like sometimes they would use like some sort of secret coat on their golf cars, like I don't know what that's what Froggy was saying. Froggy was saying that they put a luf of sponge on the back, which is very absorbable. It was I mean it's cross, it's gross, but hey, they're some of the happiest people I've ever met in their lives thereand it wouldn't even be like, well, thank you, Laura, thank you very much. I love the inside, have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us. I don't think, by the way, thank you. At least at the villages all your dates will die of natural causes. Thank you, Laura. Thank you. That was rude of me. I'm so sorry. Hey, you know what, um, speaking of these signs they use, this isn't just for the villages and the older crowd. Uh, courtney. Is this Courtney? So you have a bar in your town that hosts swinger knights, right, and you actually have different signs that you show to tell people what you expect from them, right, Like, give me an example. So at least Tuesday nights, this far night. So anybody that has a band aid on their ring finger, that's the fun that they know, and write this down band aid on the right finger, I'm here to swing. Yeah. Imagine they meet at the bar and anybody with a band aid on their ring finger just mingles with each other and go home with each other. Hot. We live in a very small town too, So it's so strange that like it's happening in our little town. But they're enough every Tuesday nights, they're there. There, you have it. Start, I'm gonna start this band aid thing. Questions. Yes, I have a question. Well, I have a question, like going back to this village, like if they're having a swingers party, do they all just put their medic alert bracelets in the bowl instead of the keys? It could be this is an actual question. I would like an answer. Let Brody, No, we'll look into that. Okay. Hey, what if I have an actual cut on my finger and I have a band aid and I go to the this is it? What you think? I really cut my finger? All right, Courtney, thank you very much. I appreciate you listening. Love, thank you. Yeah, it is weird that they have these signs Elvis. I know people they throw traffic light parties at bars. Red light right, yes, so we're green if you're good to go where red? If I'm taken and we're yellow if I don't know, anything could happen right now? Complicated. I don't look good and yellow. Yeah I'm not a yellow girl. Hey, Nate, what is this thing you just sent me. I can't read it. Somebody just texted in. They said, if you're walking around the grocery store with a pineapple on top of your cart, it means you're looking for a one night stand. Yeah, a pineapple, like like a straight up pineapple on the top of your cart. You're looking for one night What do you mean, like like in the seat where the kid goes. I don't know, I'll call her back. Pineapples have that connotation. I read this. They do, yes, Yeah, pineapples mean welcome and they do good things for your body. Yeah, there's the taste. All right. Let's get into sound. Hey, Garretty, good morning. All right, Garrett, you're a good American. Which sound do you have? All right, let's start with this. Cia is on Sesame Street and she's singing a song about singing songs abouts. Don't we love Sesame Street. It's just such a fine, fine show. And because they have we love I mean even more. All right, let's talk about dumb tourist things. So guy decided to start dancing in front of the Queen's guardsmen outside of the palace, and guess what happens. The guardsmen, who normally don't speak at all. I guess was having a bad day decided to yell at this tourist, you're not supposed to do that? Whoa away at all? The video is up at Elvis Duran dot com right now. Yeah, they're not supposed to talk. I mean wow, okay, all right, So someone decided to finally sit down, listen to missy Elliot's work it and try to figure out what she was saying when the song was like jumbled. So here's missy Elliot's work it is the word let me work it of this part right? Here is your your reverse it? Anybody know what what she's saying now? So someone figured out that what she's saying is what she said before. She uh, she flipped it and reversed it. That's all she did. So she said the same words she's doing as she said she was doing exactly. So here's the example. The mid of reverses is your mo in lid remerses there it is okay perfect, you know. Yeah, it took almost ten years to figure that out, So thank you Internet. All right, So this next talent could only be showed in two places, either America's Got Talent or YouTube. So I found this on YouTube. It's the Bottle Boys doing a very popular song trying to figure it out. Beat It. Yes, that is Michael Jackson's Beat It on Bottles very talented? Is that video up to it? Will be? Yes? Perfect? All right? Cool? And that is Oh that's it. You're a good American. I gotta go find a pineapple. Well okay, So once again, the person who sent a text said, if you were at the supermarket and you put a pineapple in the top of your cart, that means you're horny and want to have sex. What if you put like ten of them in there? I mean, you're really want to get it on. I would be like, oh, this isn't what you think. I just want to do an upside down cake. But I don't know. We're looking into that. But more people are calling about the villages that horny uh, that horny Senior citizen community in Florida. Allison is very upset about this conversation. Why are you freaking out? Allison? Oh my gosh, so my grandma lives in the villages. Mind blown, So your grandma. You know what you should do is Allison, call your grandmother and say hello, I know you live with the villages. Now. But if you wear your gold shoes, that means you're out to pick up the guy's grandma. And see what she says. I'm going to ask, all right, don't freak out till you ask her. She may not know yet. It's a little it's a little bit. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry about it. I'm sorry. Sometimes we get a little too close to reality on this show. Thank you, Alison, thanks for listening to us. Oh, we have more news about the pineapple. Yes, Nate, Yeah, Jennifer. Where is she? Hi? Jennifer, Hi, Hi, Jennifer, tell us more about this pineapple in your cart at the grocery store. I actually didn't know. It was actually my ex husband that told me, because he's a landscaper in the area. He told me that if you put a pineapple on the top of your car at the local Acme or Swinger. Now. I also heard someone else said you need to have an upside down if you're I don't know. I didn't go that far because I'm not putting a pineapple in my car. But is that why he's your ex husband? He kept shopping for pineapples. I don't know, but he heard and he wanted to tell me, So I didn't put a pineapple in my car? Ma, do you mind if I put a pineapple? And this article says not only that, but if you put a pineapple on your front porch like a jackal lantern, it means that you're into such activities at your place right then and there around colonial times. And he's welcome. Hello, So on your porch is a pineapple? Does that mean you're ready to DTF all the time? I don't know, dude, It makes sense that it means welcome, Elvin, welcome if you put it in your pants. All right, thank you very much, Thank you much. Clarify. Alright, we gotta take a break. I think we probably thank you. We'll be back right after this. Zero in the Morning show. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Yeah, you want to talk about a couple of heroes. Sure. So twenty eight year old marine veteran here in New York lost both legs from the knee down in Afghanistan back in but he just graduated from a police academy out on Long Island last Friday. He looks it looks like he's the first double amputee to ever be a full time active duty cop. His name is Matthias Ferrara and h he's a total badass. He uses two titanium prosthetics to get around and recently started looking into being a cop and everyone told him it was impossible and he didn't listen to anyone. What fantastic story. That's amazing. He says. It wouldn't have been fair to the other trainees if he hadn't, if he didn't have to do everything they did, and he wouldn't have felt like he really earned it. But he did. He's been around seven months in the program, made history Friday. He graduated as the president of the class. Will be a full time active duty cop. So we salute you and we thank you. Uh, Matias Ferrara, that's incredible. Another hero story, a California firefighter was caught on camera using mouth to snout resuscitation reviving a dog that inhaled too much smoke in an apartment building. Fire. Santa Monica Fire Department responded to a fire Tuesday an apartment building where fire was in one unity. They contain the flames, but the little dog was not responsive. I'm not responding, so he grabbed the dog he knew what he had to do, a ten year old Bijon Freeze Shitsue mix named Nalu. He immediately started performing CPR on the pet without thinking about it. Uh, perform rescue breaths on the canine for twenty minutes until the dog was finally able to breathe. I love that story so much. I love you know, I love both of these stories. Of course they're so different. We're talking about human beings, we're talking about animals, but we're also talking about a human being saving an animal. You know, I just I love hero stories. Yeah. Uh, let's see what else is going on. Great tea, Great tea. You know, you know we love our monthly visit from our friends Rob Vices. Love it. Okay, I don't know if you've heard us talking about it before, but the monthly Rob Vices shipment for all of us, Guy and I bought it for all the guys on the show and the women's steel mine all the time. Uh. This last shipment was all about spice yea every month like scary. What are some of the spicy things in the Vices of for this past month? They have this dark chocolate bark with this crushed chili's in it, which gives you this awesome sensation the crushed an entire country. Yeah, pretty much. There's ye that's firebark, it's called there's also some hot sauces in there, so yeah, and the hallepeeno. Then they give you these Chile's in a can and then she's cheesy poofs. Hello, che Hello, it's chili chili chi. The country is Chile. The thing is chili chili, right, Okay. The cheesy puffs they look like these cheese doodles. Eat one spice. Okay, so you've proven my point. The okay, Danielle, Danielle, Oh my god, you gotta love heat. Are you okay? I love Danielle? Are you okay? I think so? Okay. So anyway, the point is robed vices. This past month, the I think we've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt. The the the theme was spice. So you know, Greg great Tea cannot tolerate anything spicy. As a matter of fact, Greg Tea believes ketchup is spicy. It's just right now, I'm being totally serious. You think I mean it burned it, It burns your tongue. Red peppers and all kinds of little additives. You know, the sea I don't. There's no there's no need for it. I mean no need for it, like even like the buffalo wings and stuff like that's too hot for me. You know, I should have brought my seven year old in because he will eat ghost peppers right out of the Ball's good for him. So anyway, Greg Tea, I think I've found something that you will actually enjoy even though it's it's labeled spicy. This was in the last month Rob Vice's shipment by the I'm gonna tell you how to save money on rob vices if you want to ship these out to your friends or to yourself. I love I love it all right, so open it up. Read the label. Okay, So when you open it up, you unvalid And look how beautiful everything is nicely displayed. And here it comes. I pull it out, and I think what you want me to grab? Here is this one that says ghost peppers from Melissa. Oh no, it has a skull and crossbones on it could go wrong? What could go wrong? It is a skull and cross pa, Come on, it's advertising. You're trying to scare you. And they're like, oh, don't you think? So I said, I said, come on, come on, how possibly how hot can it possibly be? You know what I mean? It's richdiculous. Yeah, what could go wrong? So, I mean, and they would never put this in your robs your rob Vices shipment because you trust them with your line. And look at the brand name, Melissa's, I mean, with a woman's name on it. Come on kidding me right? So I figured, you know, let me dress it up for the part. So I got my hot chili pants on, I got my some barrow one and I am working it almost ready to go. So it does say that ghost peppers are one of the hottest pepper ever to be eaten, doesn't It doesn't. It does say this. I have a little piece of paper that talks about it. The hottest peppers, one of the hottest peppers in the world. It says, please handle with care. Ghost peppers are possibly the most famous of what we call the super hot. Always wear gloves when handling hot chilies like the ghost pepper. Do you have your gloves or do you think that's just child's play? Child's play? Nobody who would send you something that's gonna be that hot? This is all like for you know, and they want you do you do you have some sort of dairy product close by? Because you know it's not ice or water that will get that heat out of your mouth fast enough. It's actually dairy product. You know that, right? Well that's what yogurt. And people here in the radio stays you keep on saying you can't drink water, You gotta drink milk. Do we have any milk? Anyone? They gave me this thing called f pro go, some kind of a it's a camera. That's a camera, it's a it's a protein. Okay, so it has milk? Okay, So Darius, what you need? All right? Turn the music down. Let's let's get go in here. So open open up the Ghost Peppers by Melissa Buy Melissa. So what could go wrong? Right? The skull cross Bones. It looks like it's a very nice snack for the kids. And this little jar, but there's no bigger than like an inch and a half high or like an inch in diameter. It's nothing. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're about to burn your freaking head off. It's going to burn as hot af I'm serious, You're gonna you're gonna regret this. I have a feeling that the rest of the day, maybe the week, your taste buds will be totally off and it'll be very weird for you to eat high. The reason why I'm warning you now is because we're gonna get yelled at for making you do this. Do we all agree? None of us asked you or made you do it. As a matter of fact, we talked. Try to talk to you out, okay. I mean if you do not careful, if you do not want to do this, you can back out now, alright. You have one chance to back up. Why do you smell it first? No, no, no, no, don't do that. It is this. Are you gonna eat it or not? Are you gonna eat it or not? I'm gonna eat one of these preppers? Is that your final answer? Why are you trying to scare me? Because I want because people yelled at us for abusing you, I want everyone to know that we did. Okay, before you tell you, let pick up line three for me, scary. I want you to know that we're saying you don't have to do this. I don't want to be blamed for this. Hi, Eric Hell, good morning, Hello lady. Hello lady. So Eric's friend went into labor after eating this chili pepper. And the funny thing is is his friend is a guy. Who is that? Am I getting this? Am I getting the facts right here? Eric? What happened that last one? Alright? But yes, I had a homegirl who she was about too, and we've all always been spicy, and we just herb made a like pepper burgers. It he made pepper burgers and she ate one of those and went in the labor like an hour later. Wow, thank you, Eric, thank you. Just this will push the baby out, Thank you, Eric. Thanks Think it's one of those things like everybody has to say, oh my god, no, look, we're running late. We're running late. I just want to get to the point. Do you want to eat it or not? I'm giving you one more chance not to eat Yes, I want to eat it. Let's go. I'm lying, let's go do it for eat it? All right? All right, here we go. I'm taking a piece right now, big dude, come on, trying to talk about it. I'm taking this piece right now here. We just eat a little bit, eat a little bit, you ding back? Okay, okay, let him let him speak hot it's gonna get hotter. No, uh, it's definitely hot. Okay, it's going to get hotter. As time progresses, it will get hotter. Okay, it's starting to get hot now my tongue I started totally get tongue like, really, don't get hot now, maybe le's just split it out now. Oh my god, Oh I can't breathe. Okay, it's getting hot. Do you have your epipan? Don't do it to me. Okay, watch your language messing on me? Hold on now, shake my tongue is definitely guys, Guys, bring him a protein shake right now. Okay, but how's that heat? Would you say? It's burning like the roof of my tongue. Everything my whole mouth is on fire. Kidding, We told you the whole thing is on fire. If everything my tongue is like scorching and the room on my mouth is on fire, Okay, everyone is so calm in this room right now. What's that? What's that noise? Is that the noise of your drinking your protein? He's going to be messed up for Davis. Okay, my tongue is it really won't it won't go out? Oh my god, everything is I find I'm not the Oh my god, wait stop it, Oh my god, doesn't for real. Wife's not going down. That's not that's not your words. What do you mean? Okay, Gregory, listen to me. Listen to me, greg greg listen to me. Are you listening. The only thing, the only thing that's gonna make it go away is time. You're going to have to You're gonna have to deal with this over time. He's is he crank your ghost. Chilies are very hot, one of the hottest in the world. Gregory. Oh, he's about to throw up. He's gonna if he throws up, Danielle is gonna throw up. I'm not trying. It's gonna take maybe two or three hours before I think it's gonna be days, not hours of Gregory. You gotta let us know you're okay before we move on, because the audience will be very up. I got stuff coming on my nose. My nose that he touched his eyes with the same fingers he touched his And don't touch your penis my eyes? Clous serious, Why would you do that? Why would you? We told you he's not going to enter you now, maybe later. Greg It's gonna take fire I tell you we should probably take This is no joke, man, No, but you know what. I went into labor. My sister made me Mexican food one day when I was pregnant. The next morning I was in labor. But the same thing happened. My eyes were watering, they would tear. It was it was so no, I know, it'll push that that baby out. Now, Greg, keep in mind, whatever goes in hot, it's gonna come out. So we're gonna have the ring of fire in your butt. All right, let's take a break. What do you think he's out? So if you would like to order rob vices, do a do a search for rob vices and use Elvis and check out check this is not good. Yeah, when when you when you when you check out at rob vices, use the code Elvis v I P and save money. All right, we're gonna take a break. This is We'll be back right after this. What's hot? Right now? And Elvis durin dot com here's web girl Kathleen and Casey missed on Friday. We have some behind the scenes video of well Johnny making hiss delicious peanut butter pretzel blender drink. Get a little sneak peek of him hilariously working the blender, oblivious to everything else that's going on. And Bethany has you covered in today's What's Trending with high quality jeans that won't break the bank? Check it out, It's right on the homepage. Get all the some more Elvis Strand dot com, Lvi Strand dot com. What was that sound? Oh boy? I got somebody erupting down there? The Morning Show? Hey do you guys? Any of you have a song on repeat right now that you just can't get enough of? Yes, it's um B Miller's song like You I have on repeat. Wow, I love hearing that? What about you? Frog? That Change Smoker's cold Play? Chris Martin, Oh isn't it great? Love z? And Alessia Carray a great song? Hey, oh look who came back to life over here? Gregg to the Fred Boy? Hey Gregory? Hey, Hey you doing guys? If you were here a few moment to go. Greg decided to do as we told him not to do, eating the ghost Chili Pepper, which is it's on the list of the hottest. Ever, how are you doing now? It's It's still bad right so um In In years pasted or in bits passed. You might have heard me do something stupid like this and eat peppers, and the pepper has been very hot. I'll give you that. But this one the reason why it is so brutal, because worst than remember when he did the Scotch bonnet, which is supposedly one of the highest in whatever that oil is it? Oh my god, your mouth, your mouth rippled, because I'll tell you what's happening. Okay, Daniels, Daniels, Okay, it keeps. But now you have you have Daniel vomiting. Now i'd vomit. Oh god, Well there is a love dairy on the on the rug. All right. But remember the time he did the Scotch bonnet. You remember what he sounded like. It was bad. Listen to this tongue and we were laughing, which we should not have been doing. Barney. It's all right now, but but let me just stay for the record once again. Let me stay for the record. We begged him not to eat it of bread, says here on the text Messages page. Soak a slice of white bread in milk and then rest it on your tongue. Now you gotta stip it in milk first, all right, of hog. Good, No, that's good, that's good. I want so Gregory, why don't you, Why don't you retire to the other room and just go back, go back there and freeze your mouth off from the reason why it's so brown and tell you it's because it's not the instantaneous reaction like some of the other peppers. This one is like such a meal. It keeps coming back at you. Can you understand, you know how how peppers work. There's there are oils in there, cap some capsiums. I forgot what they kept saying. Whatever the oil and keep him on. An oil absorbs. You can't just wipe it off. It goes in and then you know what else, when you lick your you lick your lips and then it's outside your lips and that's on fire. And then it goes in your nose and my nose is running like crazy into my eyes started warder when burning. Okay, we go to go to the other room and just relax and just stick your tongue in the hog and dodge what flavor is that? By the way, he's eating We don't have a spoon. He's eating it, just chewing it. If you could escort him out here. Sugar, we've done everything. Bread, sugar, milk, we've done everything, and bananas. Go take care of yourself. And next time when we tell you not to do it, don't do it. I'm not going to aftely do it. Want to do it? No, I won't do it. Nate. What does it smell like in the studio, Nate? It smells like a crowded e er waiting room in here. You like sour milk and sickness. Okay, get out, poor guy. All right, Hey, I read something interesting. You know that author. Her name is Elizabeth Gilbert. She wrote Eat, Pray, Love. Yes, she was talking about three types of women. There are women who should be moms, women who should be aunts, and women who should never ever be around children. I agree with that, so I know that, Bethany. I think you consider yourself an aunt. Yes, you're good around kids, but just for a short time. Yeah, I'm not great with children long term. Scary is a woman who should never be around children. But not only does Scary drop little babies, he drops them between furniture pieces that are close to each other. Like my baby, said Gregg T's daughter. Not good. Yeah, I mean they were at a I think in a hotel room and he dropped his great tie's baby daughter between the nightstand in the bed and it was two seconds after he was left alone with It was an accident and I had no idea. Don't put put me around kids, no, never. But that's interesting. Three kinds of women. So talk about that with your friends today. Remember that song by James Blunt, it came out years ago, called You're Beautiful. Yeah, he said, I don't know if you knew this because we've interviewed and but I don't. I don't remember this conversation. He said. The song is actually about a guy who's messed up on drugs who's trying to steal a woman away from someone else. Yeah, we have that. You want to hear a clip of this? So on Garrett put it in You're Beautiful. It's almost like such a heartwarming song, which sounds like it on the surface, beautiful, beautiful, keep listening the cry. Okay, So he says, the song is about a guy who's as high as a kite on drugs in the subway, stalking someone else's girlfriend. That guy is there in front of him, he said, he should be locked up or put in prison for being some sort of perv. That's what that song is about. Lord, I saw an angel of that. I'm sure she smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that because I've got a plan, all right, So don't play that at your wedding. How many times if people wanted to play these songs at weddings and they sound romantic, but if you read the words, it's about like, you know, your father jumping off a bridge, or sometimes it's like what are you doing? Read the lyrics? Not so cool? Hey, where Scotty b? We have another little problem on the show. He's coming in. How long ago was this was this for a Hanukkah present or birthday? What was this an anniversary? This was hanaker present? Okay, you gave your mom and dad ticket just to see Mariah Carey and lion Are Richie in concert. Yeah, what a great gift. Yeah, but it's a very parental gift. Absolutely. Yeah. So they were super excited. And then last week we found out that the concert was canceled. So Ticketmaster refunded by money and I'm just gonna leave it at that. Um there's still a gift missing here. They have they said anything to you about it? No, they haven't yet, but pretty soon they're going to realize that I got my money back and they have nothing. Well, they need to take some money and spend it on a different gift. They should tell you, maybe this holidays, we're three or four months ago, it's over. Give somebody. We'll say, you give somebody a scratch off lottery ticket and it doesn't win, you don't have to go buy them another already because they know there's a chance they're gonna win or lose. You don't you don't. Well when you give somebody concert tickets as a chance that the person makes and he says that the holidays passed, but he gave them a gift at the holiday time that they could use in the future. Not my fault. So technically he should still give them a gift. You know, they got the feeling of getting a gift. Thought. No, no, no, no, no, no, he's you say he should just get credit for the gift giving. But it's not he's not responsible. The fine print at the bottom should say I'm not responsible. I canceled. They can take it up with Mariah I mean best buy your parents again, she said from the bronx said, look, they got to open a gift. They got it. It's not my problem. That is not doesn't exist anymore, right, you know, you really are something if they got something. And then what if I give you a restaurant certificate and that restaurant closes and you don't go there in time before it closes. I don't have to give you another restaurant certificate. If I knew it was closing and I didn't go in time, that's my fault for not using it. What if you don't know they just closed this, They had no control. There's always a chance that a Mariah show is going to be canceled. Okay, so when was the show scheduled to play? It's it's it was supposed to be next week at the new National Coliseum, all right, and then you know, now, how much can you tell us roughly how much these are gonna It was a couple of hundred buck It was a hundred nine for both. Okay, you should give them the cash and let them go shopping with it. Those were cheap seats, by the way, I got them way up. Keep throwing yourself under the bus idiot. What if I just take him out for dinner or something to the diner. No, that's stupid. No, that's time with their son. That's a good idea of the want that no offense. Scary. What are you telling me on the on my message here, I don't understand. We have a song for cheap bastardapardastard, bastard on the morning shastard. You know, Scott, it's a good thing you didn't buy him Prince tickets. That is not good. That was Froggy that told that. All right, Well, well I've already I've already gone and spent like two hundred bucks on my credit card because I know I'm going to get that credit. So that's it. It's even Dave, even Dave Brody thinks you're cheap and he's the cheapest bastard in the room. Not anymore. I'm alright, alright, an excellent phone tap from Garrett and we have that coming up for you right after this. Can I just say I love you guys, Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, I did it. I used upside dot com and it's definitely the real deal for saving money and getting a big gift card for every business trip you buy. Use the code Elvis, and you're guaranteed at least a two dollar Amazon gift card for your first time upside dot Com middle purchase blise. He'side for detail, Elvis, Elvis durand Elvis Duran. Phone tap. Let's get into the phone tap. Here we go, Garrett. What's it all about? All right? So Mary wanted to play a phone tap on her son Parker. Now, Parker recently tried out for his school's baseball team. That's supposed to be finding out any day now if you made the team or not. So I'm gonna call Parker as the baseball's assisting coach to tell him some good news. All right, Here we go Garrett's phone too. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for a park This is Jack Pearson. I am coach's assistant with the team. Yeah. Yeah, actually asked me to call a few guys. So he liked what he saw a tryouts on the field the other day, and we want to invite you back to be a part of the team. Wow. Yeah, that's awesome. Great, um, and you're cool with everything, right, yeah? I mean I don't see why there would be a problem. I know your mom was a little bit hesitant about telling you about that we were dating. But as long as you're cool with it, I'm excited to move forward to this baseball season and hopefully you know, see you off the field too. Said you're dating my mom. Oh she didn't tell you? Um wow, all right, Um, maybe that's something you might want to talk to her about. I thought she did. That's why I was calling you. Um But all right, I gotta go and make some other phone calls to the rest of the team. But congratulations, Parker. All right, Well, talk to you later. Hey, Marr, are you there? All right? All right, let's let's just stay on the phone for a few hopefully right now. All right, Mary, here's what I want you to do. I want you to three way the call in and I'll pick up the phone as if I'm answering your phone. But I want you to talk in the background like you're talking to me but not realizing your son's on the phone. Okay, Okay, that sounds perfect. Okay, Parker? Who is this? This is Jack? Did I die a little wrong number? Who are you trying to call someone from my family? Hey? Uh no, No, I'm good, right, now I think the phone might be for you. Hold on, okay, hello, come on, what's going on? What do you mean I I just talked to the coach and then I just heard you talking to the coach. Well, you know, um, I guess we've been seeing each other for a while. Did they mess that's you know, that's my coach. Did he tell you to good news? Yeah, he told me the good news. But great, I don't even know what the like. You can't, I'm not I'm supposed to see this guy every single day on the field. You can't date my coach. Well, first of all, I'm thinking him every day too, And I can tell you he's a great um. But your dad coach you and that was never a problem. He saw him every day. Yeah, but that's my guy. That's not what difference. It's a there's a big difference. Like stop, Oh, what's going on? I don't want to know this? Like why are you telling me these things? This is not I cannot believe this is happening. Well, I mean it is. You're gonna have to get used to it, because I think he's gonna move in joking. Now, people are gonna think that I'm on the team because my mom took me up with a coach. Oh it's not because of that, though, I sure didn't hurt. Listen, I'm plutting the team tonight and I'm transferring schools tomorrow. Like I'm not doing this. I can't. I can't that it's prodigulous Parker. Yeah, hello, my name is actually Garrett from Elvis during in the Morning Show. And you got phone tapped. Oh my god, I actually I love you, but I really gotta go. I gotta get the cloth. That was awesome. Oh my gosh. She was great times. She was just laughing. He's like, I don't know, I think that phone tap was really good. I thank you. This pelon tap was prerecorded. We permission granted by all of our two series Elvis Duran phone tap were Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, did you know? We're about one month away from going on our Dysfunctional Family vacation to uneven am I in Mexico one month. If you want to join us, Elvis loves Mexico dot com because I do. I grew up going there. I love Rivera, Maya, I love all of Mexico, and I want you to join us. It's gonna be quite a trip. You can buy your way in. If you want to join us, go to Elvis Loves Mexico dot com or one month away. All right, into the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's going on? So? The new Drake album More Live debut at number one on the Billboard two hundred after selling five five thousand copies. That is the biggest sales week of the year so far. He edged out Our Boy and Sharon, who sold four fifty copies of Divide two weeks ago. So Divide is now at number two. Beauty and the Beast did it? I told you on Friday that would happened. Took first place at the box office for the second straight week and eighty eight point three million dollars for the weekend. Power Rangers though, you know what, Human Second kicked ask forty and a half million dollars, So they're very happy. If you saw chips, you're probably one of the only ones because sorry to say, seven point six billion, right, what are you doing eating those? I was bringing those home for my kid. Here, I'm just gonna see them back up again. No, You're dirtiest fingers were in them. Now they're cheesy Pop was bringing him home for him. You sent up a gun. Adam Sandler has done two movies for Netflix so far, and apparently they did so well they ordered more. So. The thing is, these movies got bad ratings, but they did so well for Netflix. People still want to see them, so they're watching them. Bruno Mars is his girlfriend pregnant? That is a little rumor going around right now, and keep you posted. I know there was rumors about john Legends travel bag being swiped. It contained all this, you know, clothing and clothes, had clothes and a glasses and a thirty dollar pair of cufflinks. But John said that everything is good. It was actually a misunderstanding. It kind of got left behind and everything is okay. So don't don't, you know, don't believe the rumors. That's it. Probably show