Listeners confess their wildest high school scandals, someone loses Froggy mid-show, and a caller announces they’re quitting their job today. We dive into abusing systems to your advantage, Andrew’s terrifying Uber ride, Danielle helping a friend cheat financially, and the internet’s weird obsession with laughing at people getting hurt. Plus: the TV Dad Game, secrets about the happiest people on earth, a caller’s first date in four years, and the surprising jobs where people see you naked.