This was the day of bad decisions and weird confessions: ordering corn by the gallon, rolling the window down mid-fart sound, fighting over outerwear, and realizing “perfect” people don’t exist. Plus, unusual pets, blocked celebs, and Intern Sam’s family drama.

<p>This was the day of bad decisions and weird confessions: ordering corn by the gallon, rolling the window down mid-fart sound, fighting over outerwear, and realizing &ldquo;perfect&rdquo; people don&rsquo;t exist. Plus, unusual pets, blocked celebs, and Intern Sam&rsquo;s family drama.</p>

From our First Caller of the Day to Danielle’s last Entertainment Report, listen to the entirety of each day's Elvis Duran and the Morning Show from start to finish without having to set your alarm!

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Perfect People Aren’t Real

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From a listener quitting her job to “take care of her joy” to Mrs. Mashalopsis losing her teeth, today spirals fast. We argue over BS life sayings, mansplaining, clapping when planes land, and who keeps stealing food from the office fridge. Things get personal with weird habits, left-handed struggles, sober reconnections, and ultimatums — plus fake ID arrests, a sock-shoe showdown, a pizza guy talking to himself, and a caller convinced her husband might be gay.

<p>From a listener quitting her job to &ldquo;take care of her joy&rdquo; to Mrs. Mashalopsis losing her teeth, today spirals fast. We argue over BS life sayings, mansplaining, clapping when planes land, and who keeps stealing food from the office fridge. Things get personal with weird habits, left-handed struggles, sober reconnections, and ultimatums &mdash; plus fake ID arrests, a sock-shoe showdown, a pizza guy talking to himself, and a caller convinced her husband might be gay.</p>

FULL SHOW: The Day We Questioned Every “Normal” Thing We Do

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Have you ever tried Iguana? The show members talk about whether they would or wouldn't. We celebrate Straight Nate's birthday. Plus, Madison Beer stops by to talk about her new album. 

FULL SHOW: The Day Madison Beer Stopped By! 

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Here are your daily horoscopes for January 16th, 2026.

Daily Horoscopes: January 16th, 2026

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Out Perfect People Aren’t Real

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