Danielle hilariously volunteers to babysit Keith’s daughter in character as the wildly incapable Mrs. Mashgalopsis, setting the tone for a chaotic day. The crew shares stories ranging from birthstone history and meaningful compliments to Target express-line drama, bathroom etiquette debates, holiday cat décor pride, and ancient turtle-shell timekeeping theories. They also dive into whether businesses can legally hire only attractive people, while Skeery shocks everyone with a confession that he somehow broke a bed.

From our First Caller of the Day to Danielle’s last Entertainment Report, listen to the entirety of each day's Elvis Duran and the Morning Show from start to finish without having to set your alarm!

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FULL SHOW: The Day Skeery Broke The Bed

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Elvis and Alex were approached by swingers?! Plus, we discuss if we wished we had more sexual partners, and rude celebrities!

FULL SHOW: The Day We Were Approached by Swingers

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Danielle proudly admits to complimenting Sam’s butt—to Sam and her husband—Andrew celebrates 12 hours off social media thanks to a device called Brick, Sam confesses to commanding automatic toilets like a movie villain, Skeery vents about the crushing disappointment of hollow chocolate Santas, Gandhi creates a bootleg award to crown Andy Kane the “heartbeat of the season,” Scotty B shares deeply unsettling theories about toilet paper etiquette, and Straight Nate returns from a brain fart to explain that “bricked up” means something very different to kids these days.

Danielle proudly admits to complimenting Sam&rsquo;s butt&mdash;to Sam&nbsp;and her husband&mdash;Andrew celebrates 12 hours off social media thanks to a device called Brick, Sam confesses to commanding automatic toilets like a movie villain, Skeery vents about the crushing disappointment of hollow chocolate Santas, Gandhi creates a bootleg award to crown Andy Kane the &ldquo;heartbeat of the season,&rdquo; Scotty B shares deeply unsettling theories about toilet paper etiquette, and Straight Nate returns from a brain fart to explain that &ldquo;bricked up&rdquo; means something very different to kids these days.

Around the Room: Compliments, Toilets, and an HR Meeting Waiting to Happen

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Here are your daily horoscopes for February 20th, 2026.

Here are your daily horoscopes for February 20th, 2026.

Daily Horoscopes: February 20th, 2026

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FULL SHOW: The Day Skeery Broke The Bed

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