Here are your daily horoscopes for December 31st, 2025.

<p>Here are your daily horoscopes for December 31st, 2025.</p>

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Daily Horoscopes: December 31st, 2025

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A “Meet Market” caller kicks things off before we debate hitchhiking, gaming the system, and why people always laugh when someone else gets hurt. We break down what your drink order really says about you, who people come to for advice, dating someone with deal-breaking habits, and try to identify mystery sounds and dog breeds!

FULL SHOW: The Day We Abused the System (Just a Little)

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Gandhi reframes failure as a win-as-long-as-you-learn moment, Skeery ditches his panic-inducing phone alarm for a gentle piano wake-up (and admits he needs ten of them), Sam melts over her husband talking her up to a patient behind her back, Danielle proudly introduces her mom to the magic of the Irish exit at age 77, Straight Nate argues fans deserve refunds when their home team loses, and Scotty B declares war on unused gift card balances—no matter how much extra it costs him to “win.”

<p>Gandhi reframes failure as a win-as-long-as-you-learn moment, Skeery ditches his panic-inducing phone alarm for a gentle piano wake-up (and admits he needs ten of them), Sam melts over her husband talking her up to a patient behind her back, Danielle proudly introduces her mom to the magic of the Irish exit at age 77, Straight Nate argues fans deserve refunds when their home team loses, and Scotty B declares war on unused gift card balances&mdash;no matter how much extra it costs him to &ldquo;win.&rdquo;</p>

Around the Room: Skeery Needs 10 Alarms to Face the Morning

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From Scotty breaking a vending machine to quitting jobs while wishing bad karma, this episode spirals fast. We argue about bargain foods, hometown pride, who’s the hottest on the show, and how old you were when that thing happened. Plus: cryotherapy chaos, snack cakes with suspicious nicknames, and Alex & Matt guessing their way into trouble.

FULL SHOW: The Day the Vending Machine Finally Snapped

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Daily Horoscopes: December 31st, 2025

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